We’re still at the Jersey shore for all of the festies. The ‘celebration of Life’ party is over and next up is Gorga’s 49th birthday. Melissa had to remind us that she’s five years younger than him. As if we give a shit, I just realized we’re on our third birthday party, and the season

I want to point out that I don’t know which is worse as far as Rachel’s plastic surgeries, her water balloon boobs on her pancake nose. Where did she get her surgeons? Craig’s List? Danielle plugs Bougee Kids’ which has taken off I assume since the attention from last season. She’s having some celebration for

It’s new New Jersey season. Here we go. What is wrong with Teresa’s voice? It’s so much more annoying than normal. What? A big restaurant brawl? That never happens. Too bad we have to wait three entire months to see it. Lots of ‘oh oh oh Ozempic!’ going around Jersey. Dolo, Teresa, Fessler and Margaret

It would make me so happy if Melissa could stop fiddling with that stupid hood. The guys are now seated and ready for their interrogations. Teresa looks absolutely like she wants to puke. I need another way to describe her expression. I’m tired of saying puke. But she does. I’m not going to agree that

Melissa and Teresa are still at it about who sent her to jail. Newsflash Teresa, your fucking husband sent you to jail. He had you signing false income and mortgage documents to use your credit because his sucked. He admitted to this. Blame him. Blame yourself for not reading what you were signing, or asking

Well the dresses are over the top as usual – especially Melissa with the hoodie. Still very Jersey, but overall a little more classy than normal. I like Andy’s comment – “I think these are the best reunion dresses ever – and then quickly adds, “of Jersey.” So that was a little bit of a