Picking up in Mexico – thank God that dinner is over.
“We had a long conversation … it was dark, but not that dark, It was more problematic. People of color, my life is so horrible, wah fucking wah...
Bravo must have told her to play the race card even harder than last year. The like to keep the divide going.
This chick is ten times more annoying than last year.
Again – She’s Chinese. Not getting her using the ‘people of color’ term. guess it’s not literal, just like, “I don’t see color.”
I accidentally argued with someone on Twitter for saying something dumb like “Sutton MUST ‘see color’ if she pointed out all of the various races of the kids in her jacuzzi.” (and it was serious – not a joke) I snapped back, that it’s not a LITERAL statement, it means simply that you don’t judge people based on their race. I hope all my readers know that. I was a little snarky, perhaps. How would you not know that’s not a literal statement? Yes, duhhh, of course you see, and acknowledge someone’s race, just like you see and acknowledge someone’s hair color, etc. It means you don’t make a snap judgment based on it. It’s not hard. I realize it’s an older phrase. But holy shit, we can’t just redefine words and phrases to twist them and make them offensive. But, that seems to be the thing now.
I just want to make a point in reference to all of this. There are lots of different skin tones and ‘colors’ in ALL races, even Caucasians. This is all getting so out of hand.
What is a European who now lives in America called? Can an Italian jump on the ‘people of color’ bandwagon? Their skin tone is usually darker. I guess a German, Russian or Polish person is fucked. If you’re from Spain, you’re ‘of color’ though, and therefore oppressed, and can cry racism when something is not to your liking. When you’re just plain old boring white, you can’t insist that you get special treatment and pity. They can’t set themselves apart, and pretend to be oppressed.
Yes we know Crystal – you’re the ONLY fucking Asian in all of LA. You’re so fucking special !! I am so sure, super diverse, and super liberal Southern Cally treats you so much differently. because you’re Asian. They don’t. Enough of this! If they treat you differently, it’s because you’re a nitwit. You just happen to be an Asian nitwit. Like Erika is a white nitwit.
GO to commy China, and get locked up and sent away over a cold. At least you won’t feel oppressed, since everyone there is ‘of color.’
Does she even know what’s going on over there, and what they’re doing to their lower class over this virus obsession? (sending them to ‘camps’ – sound familiar?) And she has the nerve to be bitching that it’s suddenly difficult being Chinese and living in America, and everyone is suddenly racist. Yes I know there ARE racist people. Sometimes people do make dumb ass racist comments. But it’s the exception, not the general rule and norm. She’s so worried about her culture and needing to make her race such a thing, she shouldn’t be pissing and moaning about NOTHING, when her people are suffering.
Here’s a thought Bravo:
Stop trying to check off boxes, and cast interesting funny women like you used to, that way it’s entertaining, withou needing t these fake ‘story lines.’ What about someone who is happy, cracks jokes, a little snarky, but doesn’t take themselves too seriously. Like Bethenny on RHONY, (before Skinnygirl was a success and she became super entitled and pretentious.) I thought Bershawn was a good edition to RHONY too. Eboni not so much. She was definitely on the ‘oppression’ bandwagon. Most successful chick in the group crying ‘oppression.’ Please.
*****Moving on—
Scarika says in her yap, that she still needs her glam, and goes on and on about clothes, makeup etc being art and she enjoys that. Erika no one is disputing that. No one thinks that is wrong to enjoy fashion and wanting to look good. Who cares. The reason YOU are judged is because you’re clearly someone with an unhealthy addiction and obsession with shopping and spending insane amounts of money. It’s painfully clear that this is what caused your husband to have to resort to what he did.
Not making excuses for Tom Garardi, but I think he just kept getting more and more in over his head trying to provide her with enough cash to shut her up. And judging from some articles I have come across, it’s not so much that he cared about pleasing her, let’s face it, he was kind of an asshole. as much as wanted to impress her, and impress people around him, that he was able to pay for all of this shit. He wanted her to believe, and everyone to believe that he really was bringing in enough cash to afford her to spend well into the 6 figures on her stupid glam, clothes and garbage “pop career” shit every single month.
She’s paying a fucking “glam squad” to do what she is capable of doing herself, (get dressed, apply makeup and hair extensions) when she, through her husband, STOLE from people that were owed settlements from LOVED ONES tragically killed. Even if she “didn’t know” the gory deets, and I don’t think she did, she still BENEFITED from Tom STEALING MONEY. This isn’t hard to figure out, and realize she should be on the hook for some of this money. She should be ORDERED to sell her items of value, and ORDERED to contribute a portion of her earnings to be distributed to these people. That’s the bottom fucking line, Even if it ends up not even being close to what they are really owed. And I’m not wrong here. I tend to look at things objectively. Even if I LIKED the woman, I would feel this way. And honestly if she had a SHRED of compassion or dignity, she would be VOLUNTEERING to do this. She also doesn’t need to live in this (although ‘small’) pricey condo in pricey Beverly Hills. She could still be on the show if she moved out of Beverly Hills, to a nearby neighborhood. Most of them aren’t actually ‘housewives’ either so who cares.
So anyway, I got a little soap boxy, but that’s where the ‘judgment’ comes in. Her ‘analogy’ that “some people wanna have big families, I like clothes…” Help me to understand what fucking sense that makes. It doesn’t. Clearly trying to rationalize. And she’s not bright, so she thinks that makes sense.
These ‘glam squads’ ARE ridiculous, though, even for the others. It’s just extra insufferable to have to watch Erika with assistants, creative whatever, and glam people, when we’re constantly reading how she’s crying broke when told she owes taxes, or owes Tom’s victims.
As for the others, who have NOT robbed innocent ordinary people of their law suit settlements, I guess I could see one person to do your hair and makeup, if you’re THAT fucking vain. But several people, to even help you fucking get dressed, and pick out what to wear? I hate to beat a very very very dead and decomposed horse, but all of Tom’s clients’ money that he STOLE FROM THEM, TO SPEND ON HER , and she’s spending thousands on ‘glam’ and has the nerve to say to a million people, “it’s worth the money…” I cannot get over the audacity and zero self-awareness of this pathetic inhumane freak.
Crystal says in her yap something I think most of us agree with – Unless you’re like an A-list celeb, paying people and paying for their flights, etc to put your makeup on for you is a waste of money. It just reeks of desperation to look and feel important. They probably put these poor people up in crummy hotels, and fly them on fucking Spirit.
Our super down-to-earth Garcelle’s even jumped on the glamwagon. Whatever. Maybe I’m jealous.
They’re having this really miserable looking breakfast on this beautiful sunny beach in Mexico, where the weather looks perfect.
This looks horrible – I would hate this !!
For whatever reason Diana cannot deal with the ‘bacon eating vegetarian’ that is Sutton. Like she’s taking it very personally. Does she have pet pigs or what ?
Who the hell fucking cares. She’s probably the type of veg that’s not hardcore. Just not eating meat to cut some fat/calories, doesn’t need it, doesn’t miss it for the most part. But, hey sometimes when there’s something, like bacon, around that you like, who cares if ya partake! It’s just like someone who says they don’t eat sweets, but will have a small slice of cake at a party. It’s not like she’s eating a tub full of bacon. Diana is stupid. Is she the vegetarian police? There are no laws on it. Do you know what IS against the law? Sex Trafficking. Do you know what IS gross? Being friends with Jeffrey Epstein! Back down there bitch. Got the feeling there are some really extra boney skeletons in your closet, so i wouldn’t worry about someone that eats fucking bacon.
Buzzkill Dorito enters the ‘room’ and proceeds to sulk more about the ‘robbery’ and how she can’t sleep, etc etc wah wah wah. I read on Twitter, a viewer said she sounds like she’s reading lines from a novel, (or something along those ‘lines’ – heehee) when she’s talking about the robbery. Everyone ooooohh’s and ahhhhh’s at her like she wants. Not sure how genuine it is, because they all just continue talking, and eating and drinking their mimosas, sort of pretending to be half- listening as she’s rambling away at the end of the table. Fucking hilarious. These women couldn’t be genuinely concerned about someone if they were paid 10 million fucking dollars. And that’s the truth. Remember how completely distraught Kyle was about it two episodes ago?
She is super dramatic in her yap about it. She’s pouring it on thick, trying to sulk and gain sympathy at the table, and no one is paying attention to her. Not even Sutton sitting right across from her.
Crystal does some extra pathetic extra Erika ass kissing when she says something incoherent. “Erika, I love the way you talk!” Jesus – embarrassing. Crystal have some dignity. Why don’t you just say “Did you poop yet? Can I come clean it out with my tongue?” Like she may as well said that. That was extra gross – sorry. But Holy fucking Molly – have some self respect woman! The bitch is a lying self-absorbed bully child, and thief, with no heart or soul. But yeah let’s suck up to this for the sake of Bravo. Are the Lion King royalties running dry ?? Do we need Lion King II?? Tell Rob to get busy so you don’t have to lick poop out of Erika Girardi’s asshole. (Sorry again.)
Did we really need to her in her yap that she’s getting banged by random 80 year olds? Who wants to picture that ?
Scarika shares that she’s taking anti depressants, which you don’t mix with alcohol. I had a bad experience with that – yikes – and I mean yikes!! I haven’t taken that shit since, and that was like five years ago. It was either that, or my drinks were laced.
When someone asks, she says she would be irritable if she wasn’t taking them, and they would know the difference. Yes no shit, that’s why they’re called anti-depressants. Garcelle says – “borderline bully?” Then she goes on about how she owns it as a badge of honor, and they called her a bully in court. Yadda yadda. Woman, take a long drive off of short cliff and break something, and sit there crying with no phone, in the snow, with an alligator trying to eat you alive. Let’s make this world a better place.
Kyle says to her “maybe you should go to law school, like Sutton.” Okay so, as you can probably imagine this also is trending on Twitter and being ridiculed, A LOT. Scarika chimes in, of course, since, you know, she’s so smart, and knows so much about the law, Tom made a perfect LSAT score, and used to GRADE the bar. She goes on to tell Sutton that she will help her tutor. Is that how you say that ? I’ve never heard anyone say it like that. I’m no tutor, but it’s correct to say “I will tutor you” I’m pretty sure.
Kyle does her much loved (by that I mean SHE loves it) surprise expression that she’s obsessed with doing, that she knows will get aired. Only guys, looks like she mixed it up a little bit this year. Maybe she saw my tweets and blog making fun of her. Didn’t do the head- cocked- to- one-side- with -mouth gaping -open fake surprised face. She opted for a coy looking up from under her sunglasses thing. Probably couldn’t wait to roll this out. Anyway, yes, my God, there are so many jokes and snarky remarks to be made about Erika tutoring someone, on anything having to do with academics.
And what about, thought she had NO CLUE what goes on in his law firm? And fucking Erika, dumb as a garden hose, tutoring someone? On anything besides horrible hair extensions and ugly oversized T-shirts? Sutton should totally take her up on this for pure entertainment purposes, and it NEEDS to be filmed.
Oh, and thought she HATED Sutton? Kyle mutters and snickers to Lisa, “can you imagine Erika helping Sutton take the bar?” There’s a lot less ass kissing going on this season as far as Kyle with Erika. Rinna is hanging in there though. And do not fear –Crystal is making up for it ! I’m assuming Kyle has just has HAD IT with this idiot, and realizes how she’s dumbing herself down by supporting her.
Rinna said that the medium, they had come in for Lois, said “look for birds, and that’s a sign she’s with you.” She thinks it’s so coincidental that there were birds on a painting in the room. She probably saw the birds on the painting, just sayin, and it’s sunny Cally, and there are birds everywhere. Course all the ladies are like “I believe it – that IS a sign !!” I swear if Kyle or Rinna said let’s eat bird shit for dinner, everyone would be digging in and saying how delicious it is. Yummmm, creamy !! Tastes like Cool Whip !
Sutton says “should I get in the water in my bathing suit??” ummmmm – what. No Sutton, strip down to your birthday suit. We want to see your entire Spongebob body. Think a one piece would be more flattering on her.
They’re having a surfing lesson. Not everyone wants to join. Kyle, of course, as usual, wants to shop.
Kyle says, “even if we don’t shop… the town is so cute.“ Okay Kyle, you’re not going to buy anything at all. They break into two groups which just happens to be the current ‘clicks.’
Surfers: Lisa, Crystal, Erika
Shoppers: Everyone else. Minus Diana. Not sure what she was doing, I watched it twice, so if they said, I guess I missed it twice. But she does mysteriously appear on the beach from the ocean, after the surfing lesson.
I love how all of these California girls have NEVER tried surfing. Rinna says how adventurous she is, yet has never attempted surfing, even though she’s lived in So Cal for like 40 years.
Looks like with surfing, and I’ve noticed this watching people do it at the beach, (east coast beaches where it’s not quite the same) the trick is that you gotta be quick. You need to catch the wave, and very very quickly stand up, and be completely balanced as soon as you do. Lots of practice, balance and core strength. I think I have pretty good balance and some core strength, but I would wipe out too. Probably break my neck. The “quick” part is what takes a lot of practice.
No one executed a single surf, unless they just didn’t show it. There was a lot of wiping out. They didn’t even come close.
At the shopping trip, Kyle is bragging to the others – “we have offices here.” What’s the “we” shit? She does what again for the Agency? Oh yeah nothing, just spends the money. She pretends to be a clothing designer, AND plays one on TV.
Does Kyle drink anything besides margaritas? I’m not against them or anything – they’re one of my faves but that’s alllll she drinks! Remember when they were in France, Kyle ordered a margarita and everyone attacked her. She is in the right country for them now, at least.
They’re shopping at a combo bar AND boujie boutique – genius. Get the ladies buzzed, and let them loose in a pricey boutique with their credit cards… Yeah I’ve made some drunk shopping mistakes. EVERYTHING looks so perfect and beautiful when buzz shopping. And you just HAVE to have it. I bought a really really bad, and I mean bad knockoff purse, at a little outdoor vendor thing, in Vegas. There was a band, there was a bar… Gucci was spelled Guuuccci, I swear !! Not a lie ! And it was really really ugly, even if Gucci was spelled correctly. But I HAD to have it. It’s kind of like having shopping ‘beer goggles.’
Garcelle shares her beach house lot/ tear down purchase. For some reason, she has to point out, “it’s really small. ” Probably because she knows how judgey these ladies are, and just wants to prepare them that it’s not a sprawling 10,000 SF mansion. It’s not going to compare to Kyle’s second home, which she inherited from her hoe bag mom, who purchased it with her sister’s child acting income, and banged a dude to pay for renovations. Sorry Kyle, not everyone is that lucky. Some women have to pay for things themselves, Crazy I know.
Kyle really does think she’s funny, and she’s really not. She claims she was going to ‘buy everyone a present’ which she wasn’t. She asks “what’s the best price for this ring?” Like this doesn’t look like they type of place where you barter does it ?? It’s an actual – store, not street vendors. Do people do that in HER store?
Maybe she was joking. Again her timing is bad, and she’s just not funny. Maybe that’s why she was an unsuccessful actress.
That ring they’re all freaking out about is FUGLY. Like I think Kyle and Sutton just like it because of it’s $5,000 price tag. If it was $100, they literally wouldn’t even look twice at it. I’m sure it’s COMPLETELY overpriced.
Course Sutton drops 5 grand on this fucking ring for herself, like it’s nothing.
Kyle says to Sutton when discussing wardrobe, and having another cocktail at the boutique “but YOU have small boobs!” Okay – no woman wants reminded by a big boobed bitch that she has small boobs. I used to have small boobs if ya get my drift. I hated when some big titted bitch said that to me! Like what do you say to that? They just do that to make themselves feel better. I think it’s safe to say it’s sort of considered a physical ‘flaw’ for a woman. You don’t often hear a flat chested woman saying she loves it, ever. It’s a flaw just like having a really extra big nose, ears that stick out, super fine, thin hair, something along those lines. Most girls want to fill out their bathing suit tops and cute dresses with some damned cleavage. We don’t want to be a triple F, but something there is nice. And we don’t need reminded we have small boobs!!!
Would you say to a woman with with a big nose, “you have a really big nose?” Or if she has really obnoxiously large natural breasts, would you say “you have really ginormus tits!” No. So why would someone say that to a small busted woman? It’s just rude, and meant to be a dig to make yourself feel better. Kyle is a dick.
The main reason I opted for an enhancement is because my B-cup boobies lost all perkiness and became so deflated and unattractive after I breast fed my daughter. I really was okay with their general size, they just were so unperky, to the point of being like pancakes. And I had to go to great lengths to try to make them a little perky to wear a cute top or dress that was slightly low cut.
I even asked my surgeon about just a lift, and he said it’s not recommended for smaller busted women. Whatever. I actually do wish I would have went with the smallest size instead of the medium size. I didn’t want big huge boobs. I just wanted perky cute boobs that filled out a size small/medium bikini top.
Some jealous overweight ugly (sorry she was/is) bitch (we’ll call her Stephanie, well actually that IS her name) said that to me that I used to work with, and I pointed out, “I also am petite and little, so my small boobs ARE in proportion to my body.” She never said that to me again.
Wish I would have thought of that the other 1000 times it was said to me, throughout my teenage years and young adulthood. Talk about making someone insecure. Women like to just point out your flaws when they’re insecure and jealous. She also loved to throw in my face that I was 3 or 4 years older than her for some reason. We were in our 30’s – who cares?? She acted like we were a whole generation apart. So yes due to her extreme jealousy issues, she had to point out that my boobs were small, and I was a few years older?? She also tried to get me fired because I also did a better job than her. Good times.
Okay so done with that tangent. That just irked me when Kyle said that. Maybe Sutton should ask her if she gained a little weight? Same level of rudeness and bad mananers, and just doesn’t need pointed out. Okay moving on. For real this time.
Back to the surfers. Diana suddenly appears from the water. Where did she come from? Was she like hanging out in the ocean the whole time they were “surfing?” is she like a sea urchin or something ?
They all shower her with accolades like a bunch of thirsty fake high school girls. “She looks great, I know, she looks great …” fucking spare me. What looks great about her? She looks fine, she doesn’t look terrible, but holy fucking shit people. The thirstiness is out of control. She’s not buying your dumb asses anything.
Kyle just dropped $8500 in that 85 square foot store. What in the FUCK did she spend almost 10 grand on???
Erika drills, and I mean DRILLS Crystal about the Sutton shit, and gets her all cranked up, and says “she called you a liar.” She is a fucking liar!! She whimpers “I’m doing my best.” Wait, what?? Who is this person and what did you do with snarky bitchy last season Crystal? What is happening here??
They coax her to ‘stand up for herself.’ I just am in complete almost shock right now. What is her angle here ? Other than being the victim and playing the race card? Maybe this woman should audition for some ACTUAL acting roles if she wants to pretend to be various people ?? You don’t come back for your second season of a “reality show” acting like a complete different person.
Do we not recall last season, when she bullied Sutton around in every fucking ep, and had her in tears, about the room “break in.”
She had this constant smuggy smirk on her face every time she looked at Sutton, of if Sutton tried to talk to her. Even in that stupid flash with the ‘all races in the jacuzzi’ story, she’s looking at Sutton like she has four heads. Whatever. Social Media is goin crazy today with how stupid Crystal is acting, and viewers are so sick of these fake ass problems to make fake ass story lines. Again, Bravo, hire interesting, funny fucking people that like to have fun !
And we’re doin the back and forth scenes. Shoppers are discussing this huge dilemma as well. This dilemma that we have no fucking clue what the fuck it’s about. Kyle accuses Sutton as being scared, as Diana and Erika are accusing Crystal of being ‘scared’ of Sutton. And you eat a dick Kyle. You’re fucking scared TO DEATH of Scarika, and your your sister Kathy.
Sutton insists that Crystal is lying about whatever. Kyle calls that a “calculated” move, and goes on to say that she has heard from others that Crystal is difficult and a back stabbing friend.
All right, Kyle. Shut up, look at your $8500 shit you just bought, and just sit this one out. Little Miss- “I’m not tryna to start a fight but…”
Kyle chimes in, in her yap too, that she has “heard” of Crystal acting like a turd towards her friends, and has had a “falling out” with a group of friends. (fourteen to be exact)
Fourteen to me is funny, it’s just so like, random. Sounds to me like that would have to be, like all of your friends. All of your friend simultaneously got mad at you? Like what the fuck do you have to do to cause that? Sleep with all of their husbands? This is almost ludicrous.
Erika says “calling me a liar is the worse thing you can do to me.” Oh My God, here we freaking go.
They play her flashes where she morphed into fucking mob wife when accused of being lying. Bad acting.
Yes we know Scarika, that is some sort of “hot button” for you. Maybe it’s because you ARE a fucking liar, and get pissed off and activated when someone points it out. Just like any entitled narc / bully, when you point out something fucked up about them, they go NUTS. This is you. Read up on narcissistic personality disorder sweetheart. If you can read. Tutor someone on the goddamned LSATS, my fucking ass.
Erika doing this fake “motherly concern” type thing with Crystal and Crystal is buying it, or pretending to buy it. The woman wasn’t even a mother to her own fucking kid for chrissakes. This nurturing and concerned act to get back at Sutton is beyond. They look like a couple fuck tards in this scene at the beach , hanging on each other. Crystal going above and beyond to look distraught is comical. SO I take it back, it IS entertaining. Again she whimpers “I’m just an easy target.” What, since WHEN?????
Crystal does the Salt Lake City – ask herself a question and answer herself thing in her yap. “Do I think Erika is biased because she wants to get back at Sutton? Yes – But I do think her advice is what’s best for me …” Girl have you MET this wack job lizard?? This isn’t your first rodeo – it’s your second!
Miss Body Dysmorphia issues is prancing around quite comfortably in a very high cut and revealing wet suit with her whole entire ass and crotch hanging out. Thought we had these horrific “body issues” which was the source of her WHOLE ENTIRE ‘STORY LINE’ last year!
Rinna is with Scarika in her room, and Kyle calls, and Kyle is all FOMO. Kyle asks about Crystal, and they’re like “she cried all day, the entire time.” And you’ll be hearing this repeated like 500 times later.
When Kyle asks why, what did she say, Dumb and Fucking Dumber say ya know, “we don’t really remember.” Now I know there were cocktails, but guys, let’s recall how ‘concerned’ they both are about her, especially Erika. They literally cannot recall one goddamned thing that the woman said. All they care about is that she’s mad at Sutton. Wait, what was that Crystal said in her yap, Erika is coming from a good place? Girlll, she remembers NOTHING and it’s a few hours later.
They enter the outdoor dining area where they’re having dinner. Rinna and Erika are turning into fucking Jen and Heather from OC. Erika says “hello moon” and Rinna repeats, “hello moon.” They sound like four year- olds. No shit. Erika is dressed stupid and tasteless, as usual in a long button down shirt. That was not intended to be a dress, most likely.
Glorious food, beverages, beautiful setting, ruined by bickering about nothing. This time it’s really about nothing. BH Housewives have turned into Seinfeld, a show about nothing. Only Seinfeld was funny.
Rinna says she’s seen birds all day. At the beach ??? What ? It MUST be a sign!
I get it they like to get all dressed up for each other, but this is over the top as they check out and cheer for each other’s outfits as they arrive. As if this is an ACTUAL fashion show, not dinner. I think I like everyone’s except for Erika. She looks like she should be lying around the house watching movies. She needed to bring glam people for this? A nightgown, 70’s glasses, and Marsha Brady hair? Oh well, they get a free trip to Mexico to do nothing. I need to get me a gig like this. I guarantee you, she wouldn’t be wearing some night shirt. I think she feels really under dressed. Diana is in an evening gowns.
New topic: Diana ‘wrote’ some book? Room 23? I was reading on a FaceBook chat that she has been linked to Epstein. Rinna says – “tell the story about the book!”
She doesn’t seem to want to talk about the book. (Rinna is naked in it, that’s why she wants to discuss it – typical) She tells them, “we’ve had this conversation.”
She says in her yap she didn’t want to talk about it because it “backfired” because everyone thought it was about prostitution. The producer asks “So you weren’t an international sex trafficker and madame of high class prostitutes?” She’s says “Oh no!” I don’t know guys!! Now this is all making sense as to why she was cast. And what is WITH this wig she is wearing in this confessional ??? She looks like Dinah Shore.
After she brushes them off multiple times, and is annoyed, Dorito says“do you think she doesn’t want to discuss the book?” Boy nothing gets by YOU, Dorit, even in your fragile mental state from having a “gun” held to your head.
Here’s the skinny on the book. She is denying she knew Epstein, and that woman pictured with him is not her, since it dates back to 1997 before she was in the United States. She looks extremely uncomfortable in her yap. Extremely. There’s more to this, I feel. This would be a lot more interesting than “Is Sutton racist or isn’t she??, What did she say – Oh my God! I’m going to die if I don’t know!” They’re getting saged. Just so they’re not visiting a sweat cabin to release evil spirits like on OC.
Crystal’s face. I can’t! Why does she look so miserable ? This shit that Sutton said had better be good ! She better have said something as repulsive as ‘slanty eyes’ like Mary did on Salt Lake, for her to be making THIS big of deal out of it.
But I do want to touch on this, because it does throw a wrench into all of this, since most viewers do seem think that Crystal is being ridiculous. Did you all see/hear about this Chinese friend of Sutton’s daughter, that she was referring to as being in the jacuzzi, is speaking out on Tiktok that Sutton was racist towards her, and that’s why she and her daughter are no longer friends? So what’s up with that I wonder?
Erika is being such a dick at this table. Interrupting and speaking on behalf of Crystal as if she can’t speak for herself. And it’s beyond obvi that Erika is just basking in Sutton on the hot seat, and supposedly making Crystal cry.
“Crystal was very upset.” Christ she does think she’s a fucking (bad) lawyer, or playing one on TV?
Again, she says “Crystal was upset today for a very long time” – Rinna chants after her “very long time” Erika re-repeats, “a very long time.” What did I tell ya?? What in the FUCK is going on here.
Let me get this straight – it was for a very long time?? I feel like I’m watching Legally Blonde when Elle was questioning the chick that shot her dad. Crystal is doing her best sad, mopey, ‘woe is me’ face! Think she learned this from last season Erika ! They’re literally talking about her like she’s not sitting right there, or if she’s mentally incapacitated.
Garcelle tells her to speak the hell up, because it gives off “ganging up on.” vibes. She admits her “choice of words is sometimes confusing.”
Garcelle says to Erika, “she’s bugging the shit out of her.” Good for Garcelle. Erika DOES shut up. Maybe she realizes how fucking annoying she sounds. With all of her stupid quips and how painfully obvious it is that she’s egging Crystal on for her own personal satisfaction.
Sutton and Crystal are now back and forth. Crystal tries to get away with the old “I’m sorry you feel that way” not really apology. Sutton is not having it. She is relentless wanting Crystal to say “I’m not going to do that again.” She does.
Guys, this really is coming across that Crystal has no credibility, and really is making shit up and/or exaggerating. She kind of looks defeated to me. Stark contrast from her smug ass sneering face last year.
Now it’s a big big fucking ‘oh my God’ that Sutton said the previous night “as much as I hate ya, I like you.” Sounds to me like an ‘in jest’ type comment that she doesn’t recall exactly how she worded. Everyone jumps all over her, telling her she really did say that. Something like you would say to a family member when you were having a disagreement. You don’t mean ‘hate’ literally. Have these ladies ever heard of phrases or expressions? Christ. They get dumber and dumber every fucking season.
Diana needs to shut it. She must have a producer in her ear saying, “get in there, say something!” Like the live news people do when they need to wrap up an interview. So she does. Sutton gets irritated with her butting in, and she raised her voice a hair, I’ll give her that. But Diana claims she’s “screaming at her.”
Now SHE goes overboard with the fake crying over this. We all know that Diana was NOT ‘trying to help and diffuse.’
She was getting in on the mix so she has camera time. Viewers on Twitter were like ridiculing the shit out of that whole scene.
Diana fake cries. She blames hormones and breast feeding ?? I doubt she’s breastfeeding a one year old.
Erika’s statements and interjections to Sutton are just so fucking off the wall. Kyle points out Crystal sitting there saying nothing makes her appear victimized and pathetic. Erika argues that she can’t possibly be that manipulative !!!
Can Erika not make this seem not so obvious and do a little better job at pretending she really does care about Crystal? I’ll answer my question. No.
