So I thought this week was the reunion, after I had been on Twitter the previous day and saw all of the reunion looks. I guess I was just in the ‘reunion’ mindset and totally forgot that there was the finale yet this week. I was posting all over my FaceBook page and the chat groups about being “so excited” for the reunion tonight! I felt like a dumb head when everyone was telling me it wasn’t until next week. But “I OWNED IT!!”
So why is Patrick at Garcelle’s for her purse party? Did Kathy rent out her Butler or what??
Think Patricia did that with Michael on Southern Charm, she shipped him over to Cam’s when she was pregnant. That seems so degrading.
Garcelle is having a ‘Birkins and Bubbles ‘ party, and later, we’re so lucky, Kyle is having a charity thing for Princess Grace Foundation. Love these people having these bougie events for charities. Instead of just donating to the fucking charity. It’s so disengenuous.
What is Patrick’s fascination with Rinna. Please. Old dude, she will chew you up and spit you out, if you even look at her crooked. Maybe that’s why he’s kissing her ass.
Kyle comes in making this big huge fucking Kyle-like entrance scene running towards a purse she wants. She’s really a terrible actress. Not even sure why she gets the stupid mediocre ‘jobs’ she even gets acting. Halloween only wants her because she was in the original when she was six.
I mean, she hasn’t evolved much since 1978, so I guess I can see their motivation. It’s the exact same mentality, only taller. ( well, a little taller)
She keeps her sunglasses on for some reason. Does she have a black eye? Probably because she’s been into this looking down over her sunglasses look this season. Seems to have replaced her fake surprised, mouth gaping open look. She did the sunglass thing twice already, and has been in the house for two seconds. I know she THOUGHT she looked glamorous, but she looks like a fucking bug.
This long pink dress she has on, looks stupid on her, and she is sticking with the Marcia Brady hair yet again. Yet she picks on her older sister for her fashion choices in a freezing cold city. in the winter, where they were hanging around in cowboy bars for 3 days. Kathy dresses ten times better than her.
She’s getting all the attention and reactions she wants as she runs into the house making sure everyone pays attention to her.
She sticks with the sunglasses on for some reason. She either had someone beat the shit out of her, or she’s not wearing eye makeup. Maybe s he just wants to keep peering down over them like ten more times because she thinks she looks cute when she does it. She probably practiced it in front of the mirror before she left. She’s so fake and shallow. She’s reminding me so much of my younger sister. it’s making me want to puke. (throw up in my mouth -for anyone that watches Below Deck Med.)
Garcelle ends up getting the yellow Birkin. It’s her first. Thank God. Now we can all sleep at night, since we know Garcelle is keeping up with the Joneses, and has a $14,000 fucking purse. Please don’t morph into Kyle, Garcelle. She probably won’t, she makes her own money. And she’s not nearly as shallow, and worried about what everyone thinks.
Kyle removes the glasses and speaks with Garcelle about Kathy. Garcelle is acting like she knows nothing about what went on, which of course she does. Garcelle is right, don’t get in between sisters.
Garcelle brings it up to Rinna. She tells her that Kyle says “she felt better” about the apology.
Rinna: “I was shook.”
They proceed to flash to her saying ‘shook’ over and over. Drinking game for the reunion, every time Lisa says ‘shook.’ That night club place in Aspen seems like a strange place for them all to have gone anyway, doesn’t it? They keep calling it a night club, I think they were referring to it as ‘her club’ (Kyle’s) when they were on their way there.
I’m not trying to age shame, or insinuate their age range should be at home knitting, or in bed, by 7pm, but this doesn’t sound like the venue for a crew of 50 – 60 year olds, with the way they’re describing the music blaring to the point you couldn’t even hold a conversation, and there was no ability to even get waited on. (until Dijana slipped someone $200)
Keep in mind that had already been out drinking ALL DAY LONG.
The day started at the cowboy hat thing, when it was still afternoon, then another bar for dinner and more drinks, then for whatever reason, they all decided they needed to go ‘clubbing’ when it really should have been time to call it a night, not go to a ‘night club.’
Do they think they’re 22??
Kyle and Rinna go to the kitchen to talk, where Lisa goes into full hypocrite mode, you know, given the way she’s been acting. But Kathy is insane for taking a little trip off of the deep end.
Whatever. We all know what she’s doing here. She doesn’t care about Kyle. She cares about having something to talk about. She’s pretty much turning on Kyle right now, as she has turned on all of her ‘friends’ on the show – Garcelle, Denise, Sutton.
Time for the ‘charity’ event, Kyle can’t stop making this fake surprised face. Guess she can’t do the sunglass thing at night. Maybe she practiced this a lot as a child actress?? For Halloween or Little House?? I guess this would be dramatic ‘face’ a bad wannabe actress would have to practice.
It’s like she can’t stop it. This was just over putting her makeup.
Rinna and Erika discuss and gloat on the way to Kyle’s event about their publicist, Kathy’s lawyers, cease and desist, whatever, they sound so stupid. You almost want to feel sorry for them.
Rinna in her yap: “she acted like a fool at that club, her behavior was disgusting, now all of a sudden, press has gotten hold of it, it’s everywhere!” Wonder how the press has gotten wind of it.
I realize she was acting insane in public at this “night club” they were at, so there were witnesses, so possibly it still would have been getting talked about in the area, online, then eventually spread further, but Scarika and Renal sure helped it along. Just to be assholes, and because they’re such great ‘friends’ to Kyle.
Fuck me, Mario is stoned out of his mind! Holy effing reefer Batman. And right on queue, he says “beautiful” when Kyle shows him the ring she’s wearing.
I think Mario is constantly on cruise control, and has two things he says when he’s stuck at home with Kyle, “pass the bong, and that’s beautiful!!”
“Mauricio how do I look?” “Beautiful.” “Mauricio, the dog shit on the floor!” “Beautiful.” He has no idea what she is even saying to him.
PK “forgot his credit card” he claims. Pretty sure he has no functioning credit card at this time, but nice try PK. When is she going to divorce this loser, so he can go sit on fat ass and play the slots all day.
Kyle calls Dijana ‘Jessica Rabbit.’ She seems to be relishing in the comment. So #1, that’s not a compliment, to be told you look like a sexualized rabbit,
#2, she has no idea who ‘Jessica Rabbit’ is. (I have never seen the movie, know OF it, but never actually watched it)
Garcelle, Sutton and Sheree, Crystal, Dorito also arrive. The gang’s all here.
The place just got cheapened and downgraded, as Beevis and Butthead slink through the door. Looking so fucking UGLY. Not being mean. I believe, they look physically UGLY becasue of their inner ugliness.
Not to sound petty, but I do deem myself the sort of Fashion Police, but glad Kyle FINALLY did something else with her hair, for the first time, all season.
Right away, the Joker and the Penguin (another Batman reference, what the heck, it’s October) are walking around screaming, to let everyone know that the evil villains have arrived.
Rinna and Erika mimicking each other already, right down to ordering the exact same fucking drink.
Serious question. Have they literally morphed into the same fucking person?
Asher is wearing his Dorothy ruby slippers.
I love Dorit’s rented red sparkly dress. ! Love. Best dressed. This should have been her reunion dress. The preview I have seen, her dress looks cheap and basic.
Garcelle and Kyle talk ‘low’ about Kathy at the table. Of course we bring it up at the table. Kyle repeats how she made her apology tour.
Garcelle points out it’s a distraction from talking about Erika. Of course it is, Erika is so dumb she admitted that even.
So we have a sit-down on the couches by the heater. Garcelle suggests Lisa just let the whole Kathy meltdown go. It happened, we had our fun. Time for the next drama. I added that last part.
Rinna: “who’s not letting it go??” Garcelle – “you two.” (duh) People play dumb when they know you’re right.
In true Beverly Hills Housewives fashion, Rinna comes for Garcelle in an aggressive twatty way, for merely doing her Housewife job, and asking questions, and getting the convo started. Except she usually speaks based on facts, or at least makes sense. If you want to call it pot stirring or ‘attitude’ then fucking call it pot stirring or attitude. whatever.
But it’s certainly not unlike what Kyle, Rinna, Eriksa and Dorit (mostly Kyle) also do in the group. Bring something up sensitive, that there is a disagreement about, to get the ball rolling . Guys, Kyle ALWAYS does this fucking shit, then sits there, looking smug, sipping her drink, watching everyone go nuts.
The last time that I recall, is when Rinna screamed at Sutton for the umpteenth fucking time at the Toothless event. They even called her out on it.
And then she did this, “oh well, it’s what I do! ” thing. Here’s the evidence, when everyone jokingly bitched at her for bringing it up. It’s all fun and games when KYLE does it.
But when Garcelle does the deed, omfg – it’s like “JUST WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? NO ONE ASKED THE BLACK CHICK TO SPEAK – KNOW YOUR PLACE. SPEAK ONLY WHEN YOU ARE SPOKEN TO!!”
I’m sorry to say, but it really does come off that way. And I don’t enjoy making something about race, that’s not really about race. I’m not ‘woke’ I don’t like to push that agenda, to create divides.
But I see what I see, and I’m entitled to my opinion. And this is my blog. I own it. I see posts on Twitter and the FaceBook chats a lot where people literally will post something like “Garcelle is such a shit stirrer, she needs to shut it, she has NO story line.”
I’m always replying really, you are singling Garcelle out, the only black chick, for doing what THEY all do?? What’s Kyle’s ‘story line’? What’s Rinna’s? What’s Dorit’s? (now that she quit whining about the fake gun being held to her head) This one chick said Kyle’s is “her homes and her trips.”
I was like wow – what does her asshole taste like? ;Her homes and her trips.’ Fucking hilarious. Woman, that’s not a ‘story line.’ She has always relied on gossiping about the others, starting arguments, and humiliating Kim, or someone she deemed weak. Now it’s Kathy’s turn.
Garcelle has every right to state her opinion and ‘shit stir’ if calling it that makes people feel better. And her opinion is accurate.
Fucking Beevis and Butthead are admitting, they’re keeping it going for entertainment and retaliation. Even if they weren’t saying the quiet part out loud, it’s pretty obvious.
Garcelle: “now we’re not talking about Erika, we’re talking about Kathy.”
Now dumb as a bag as rocks corroborates Garcelle’s “really opinionated” (aka accurate) statement by saying “people have been hard on me, and I’ve owned up to it, (no she hasn’t) so Kathy has to own her shit too.” She literally just agreed with Garcelle, however she still wants to argue with her. I mean if that doesn’t signify a really stupid person, I don’t know what does.
Kyle is too much of a coward to speak up, and say what she’s thinking, in HER OWN HOUSE, about HER OWN SISTER. Also Kathy apologized MULTIPLE TIMES.
Kyle points out she wants the Hilton clan at her daughter’s wedding, so it needs to be dropped. That’s not even enough for Rinna to care. “you can’t just sweep this under the carpet” (actually it’s ‘rug’ how do you sweep something under carpet DUMMY?)
Now that ridiculous cancer story from Rinna. Does she know how many people are saying “if only…” right now?
I don’t want to say I want her to get cancer and die, but I am saying if she got a terminal cancer diagnosis, I don’t think I would be crying.
As she’s screaming at the crowd, and dangling the deets over everyone’s head, of what Kathy said, although she has shared an awful lot. I get the feeling what she has shared is really it. I know it was bad and uncomplimentary, she was on a rant and pissed off. Rinna is tryin to claim it’s more but I think what she has shared is the extent of it.
Rinna claims she’s “protecting her friend.”
Erika interjects with this being about her.
“Your sister’s punishing you.”
“That’s right – your sister’s punishing you”
Oh fuck me, these two. I guess I have to admit their stupid parroting of one another is entertaining. In a sort of pitying kind of way.
As in they have no clue they’re even doing it.
Kyle leaves the outdoor area and goes in the house. Dorit follows her. Is she calling her “ Ky?” Since when do we calling her ‘Ky.’
So suddenly we have “Mo and Ky?” They sound like cartoon characters.
‘Ky’ and Dorito discuss details of Kathy’s argument/meltdown/psychotic breakdown, pick a term, being leaked to the press, and it being someone in the group. Well duh.
Sutton to the bobsy twins: “point blank, did either one of you leak info to the press anything about kathy?”
Erika: “No I don’t know how to do that.”
Ummmm pick up your fucking little iphone and call someone from a gossip blog, or the press, or have your ‘people’ do your dirty work?
Send an anonymous note??
This isn’t complicated. She can’t help but make herself sound more and more idiotic, because idiots with two brain cells don’t know they sound idiotic. Just like a brainwashed person doesn’t know they’re brainwashed. She can’t lie and sound intelligent at the same time.
Kyle tells Erika it was her publicist that “leaked the story.” Erika plays dumb. Which isn’t a stretch. Kyle says there was a “play by play” of the discussion, coming from her fake hair party.
Then these two just start chirping and repeating each other, and they sort of remind me of five year olds trying to lie about something they did wrong, which the parents know full well they did. They don’t even know how to play it cool. Thought Rinna was a fucking actress??
It’s so painfully obvi they’re lying. And Lisa isn’t smart enough to just shut up, because it’s blatantly clear the two of them have been in cahoots to make damned fucking sure, as much info gets out to as many outlets as possible.
Kyle sees this, of course, even she can tell what’s happening. And she can’t even read a newspaper article.
I wish Kyle (and as an ‘actress’ she should be) was more quick, and could have thought of something funny to say, or call out the way they’re acting. (Kathy would have) – like two of the Three Stooges, Beevis and Butthead, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb Ass. there’s so much there, to make them realize how fucking asshole they look, but she just mumbles “you two sound like…” and she can’t think of anything?? Or maybe she was too afraid to say. I’m going with can’t think of anything.
“If there was a play by play why wasn’t it printed?” (clearly because it was stupid and no one wanted to)
“It hasn’t it been in any publication, I haven’t seen it, have you?”
“I haven’ t either. I haven’t seen it.”
Like omfg, they’re clearly covering for each other.
They’re not making any point except maybe that they TRIED to get it more out there, and failed.
These two are the worst fucking liars. Probably Kathy’s people blocked it. Or nobody cared.
Again, Erika making it about her, and her problems. Again admitting to what she’s being accused of, and is so upset about.
Erika denies it in her yap, what she’s admitting to the group, and in front of cameras. So as Sutton would say, “that’s confusing.”
“And I’m so much more famous than Kathy, there’s no way to take the spot light from me.”
Kyle in yap: “Hilton trumps Girardi.” Won’t say it to her though. Kyle seems more afraid of Erika than she does of Kathy.
Okay so the reunion, is next week, for sure! I have seen some clips, and Kathy seems to really come after Rinna, and is not holding back.
