Dorit calls “Auntie Kyle” which is weird, but weirder is that she has to ask Phoenix’ permission first. No wonder she walks around that house telling everyone what’s what. You don’t need to ask your five year old permission to make a phone call and have her dictate the allotted time. Can’t wait to see this entitled brat in 10 or 15 years. She’s cute and feisty and all, but holy smokes this shit needs reeled in.
Kyle has to point out she’s three hours later than west coast time. I would hope Dorito know that. She says she’s having coffee but she’s holding a giant plastic cup of water.
She asks about Crystal’s party with the bloody hatchet cake, in February, about how Rinna cut out with no explanation.
Kyle says most of Kathy’s anger was directed at her. Kyle claims that she did nothing wrong.
I guess constantly badgering and ridiculing your sister in front of your friends for what, three days? (I literally have no idea how long they were there, if it was a weekend or what?) about her clothing and accessory choices, in an effort to elevate yourself is “doing nothing wrong.” It’s not the worst thing you could do to someone, but it’s not how you treat your sister. Unless you’re jealous. Kyle needs to understand (I know it’s hard for her) that Kathy does not view Aspen as this bougie fucking area like Kyle does, where she needed to bring the best of the best with her, of her clothes and accessories. Kathy doesn’t care about Aspen. She’s not desperate to impress people.
She brought casual, wintry type clothes. (with the exception of those 5 inch wedge boots.) I found it interesting she chose dog walking as the time to make a fashion statement.
Like look at the places they went. (other than that one restaurant, where Kathy carried the dreaded fabric purse, that seemed slightly upscale) They went to these cowboy yeehaw type places. Also she cares NOTHING about impressing Kyle with her labels to her stupid juvenile friends!!
What does Shallow Kyle NOT comprehend about this??
Kyle acted annoyed every time Kathy even opened her mouth to talk. Clearly she went into filming, along with Rinna to make snarky passive aggressive remarks to her to try to get under her skin and embarrass her. (this would be why Paris didn’t want her to do the show)
Think clear back to the baked potato scene in one of the first eps of the season? What is wrong with a baked potato with various toppings for lunch? Seems like a lunchy thing to me. Kyle sat there bitching and moaning about it. “Is this the appetizer or the meal?” Talk about ungracious. Kathy ignored her. I have a feeling she never invited her for lunch again.
Where the fuck did you ever see a baked potato as an appetizer? Aren’t the very filling for an appetizer??
Whatever – I’m literally two minutes into this show, and wrote a page already about what a piece of shit Kyle is. I could probably write ten more. She reminds me of my seven years younger sister. Like a lot. In recent years she’s been really snarky to me about my clothes, and little passive aggressive comments to make me feel bad, and I let it all slide. Until I didn’t. Then she has her daughter 2-2 2-2repeating this shit too. I’m telling you, it’s jealousy. It’s extreme classic jealous behavior. She’s mad I’m prettier, skinnier, and look younger despite being seven years older.
When we were out and about, people thought she was older even. I knew she hated that. We used to be the same size. We’re now not, let’s just say. She’s opted to let herself go, I opted to do the work, to NOT let myself go.
Then she pulled her daughter in with her who started repeating shit she was hearing her say, or telling her, right to my face. Even resorting to lying, when I pointed out a really mean thing that little bitch said to me. (amongst several) My sister claims she didn’t hear it (the three of us were standing in an elevator, alone) and her chubby fucking brat daughter didn’t ‘remember’ saying it. Right? Do the math. couple liars. instead of just fessing up and apologizing, they didn’t hear or remember it.
It was a snarky comment about how my sister had paid for the hotel on this trip to our parents, which I thought was fine actually because I paid for shit for her PLENTY of times over the years. No I wasn’t keeping an excel spreadsheet, but I paid for a lot of shit for her, which I was glad to do, because she’s my sister, and I was a good sister to her.
Her daughter felt it was ludicrous (only $80) that she paid for it when “I’m Older.” Someone help me out with that rationale? Please. Anyone. Age shaming was another thing she liked to do, to make me feel ( so sorry I’m not dead? when you ridicule someone for their age, isn’t that kind of like telling them, they should just be dead. If you’re still alive, you’re aging, if you’re dead you’re not. Am I wrong??) like a moocher for not contributing to this hotel room, which she was getting anyway irregardless of whether I was along.
I guess that was why I was thinking “fuck it, she can pay for this, I’ve paid for shit for her.” It was summer of 2020, I had lost my job over the scamdemic. She and her husband used to be struggling financially and I picked up MANY A TAB. If she cannot acknowledge that, she’s a fucking liar.
When she didn’t ask for any money, I didn’t offer. Looking back I guess I should have said something. Sounded like she did expect me to contribute if she eluded this to her daughter. She said something like “I’m getting a room for me and Abby, you’re welcome to stay with us if you want.” (my parents sold our big house we grew up in, and are now in an apartment, we both live in different areas) I did NOT invite myself.
Sounds to me like on the three hour car ride to my parents’ Karen (YES her name is Karen) eluded to the fact that I was mooching this room, and didn’t offer to pay, and made me look pathetic. Because this made her look more successful and prosperous and ‘better.’ I’ve never ‘mooched’ or asked for anything from anyone in my fucking life, I should add. And she knows that. It’s just sick behavior. And it’s sick for her to do that to me for own selfish benefit.
Assholes right ? At this point I should just make my whole article bitching about my fucking sister, but I will move on, sorry, but the way Kyle was treating Kathy in Aspen is bringing all of these memories flooding back.
ANYWAY my speculation is that there was more Kyle snark at the club over her dancing (it’s coming out now that Kathy was dancing strangely) and combined with taking all of her other shallow critiques on the entire trip, she had it, and blew her fucking stack.
Kyle in her yap, is still baffled as to why Kathy’s anger was directed at her. She’s a fucking idiot.
Kathy and Rick did help her get to where she is in her bougie life she enjoys, by getting Mario into real estate.
Kyle doesn’t ‘owe’ her necessarily, but she does ‘owe’ her some respect. It boils down to that. Respect. I deserved respect from my sister and her chunky stupid daughter, and that was too much for them because I’m prettier, and it pisses them off. Help me with THAT rationale. Please, I’m open to comments or suggestions.
Erika is getting virtual therapy. This therapist must suck if she’s not advising her to shut her pie hole with all of this selfish negative rhetoric about the people that Tom stole from. (since she’s ‘triggered’ by the ‘v’ word) As I said in my last week’s recap, I think it’s a better phrase to use when referring to them anyway, especially now that we’re seeing that Erika refers to HERSELF as a the ‘victim’ in all of this.
It’s difficult for her to “settle into this and it’s difficult to accept in a way” (that she’s no longer a trophy wife with unlimited spending access, living in a mansion…) I mean, such problems right?? Never mind the clients of Tom’s that lost family in a brutal plane crash, that hired and trusted him, and he took their money. Poor Erika Jayne Girardi is now living in an average sized condo in Beverly Hills, with a private pool, and has to support herself. Who the hell IS this stupid therapist? She should be ashamed of herself.
She tells her “she has a grieving process…” blah blah fucking blah, basically enabling her and giving her the permission to make this all about her, and not care she SPENT all of the money and then some, that his clients were entitled to. Will she ever own her part??
They flash on Tom and Erika scenes, of course the first one being him spending thousands of dollars on her, because you know, that IS the reason she married him, let’s be real. The 2020 scene when she was in the play ‘Chicago’ you have to admit looked really fake and for cameras only. Erika divulged last year that he was really saying things like “who do you think you are, you think you’re really something special now??”
Then they go to scenes where he was telling her to shut up in front of people.
Looks like he took issue with being ‘interrupted’ when she would merely just say one or two words, contributing to the conversation. To me, that’s not really interrupting, and that was kind of unwarranted of him. Don’t mean to side with Erika, but that was rude and humiliating to do that in front of LVP and Ken.
This therapist goes on and on about how she is suffering. Give me a fucking break. “Tom thought the rules didn’t apply to him because it always worked out.”
I can see that as a valid point, even though Erika said it. But she STILL needs to own her money spending addiction and driving this poor old man into desperation, to be able to provide this to her, as a LARGE contributing factor to the whole debacle of the demise of his law firm. Do you think that’s why she lashes out so much? Because way down deep in her heart of hearts, she DOES know this and cannot own it. So she goes NUTS when anyone eludes to her being responsbible.
I mean, guys, to spend every penny, and every asset, that your very well-known, wealthy and successful lawyer husband has to his name, and it was a lot from what I’ve read, in addition to other people’s (clients and partners of the firm) that’s kind of saying a lot. And not in a good way. And the bulk of her money-blowing were on things that can’t be sold and returned. (although there are plenty 4 4of material items she COULD sell, or COULD be seized. A lot of it, based on what she has said in seasons past, and what I read, were on glam people and stylists and ‘coaches’ for her ‘pop star career’ in which NO return was ever made. This money is gone. And these people just charged her whatever, probably exorbitant amounts, because they knew Tom would pay it and not question. She didn’t care. She thought this cash flow was a bottomless pit. I don’t know why. Was she forgetting that he was eighty years old?? Did she think he was going to be lawyering ‘til he literally keels over?
I read something last year that one of her stylists or whatever had said, he eluded to just charging her whatever, because it wasn’t questioned, and also that Tom paid immediately, whereas other clients took their time. I think it was this same article, where he also had interaction with the two of them together, and he often bragged to her about the money that he had made off of a particular case.
So that didn’t help curb her appetite for blowing into six fucking figures PER MONTH. Did she not realize there is like, overhead, involved in running a law firm?? I’m sure the dollar amount he was dangling in front of her was BEFORE expenses were paid?? Bottom line is, she’s an idiot. She’s an idiot. And anyone that doesn’t see that she’s an idiot, must also be an idiot.
She goes on in her yap to sort of corroborates what I just wrote – “he didn’t orchestrate it this way, it just got away from him.” I feel like this statement is actually, if you read between the lines, an admission of her spending addiction. “It got away from him” in his attempt to keep up with her spending. In the beginning he just thought okay I’ll just take THIS and put it back, when I win this case. Then she spent more, then he was like, okay fine, I’ll just borrow THIS and tell them THAT, and put it back when THIS happens… You get the idea. The problem is she kept spending more and more every month. He got so in over his head. I’m not sure why he never told her to stop fucking blowing money – you’re not a fucking pop star!! Seemed like he had no problem reprimanding her with the clips they just played of him telling her to stfu.
She needed to add to the end of that ‘getting away from him’ commentary, if she were the type of person to admit her mistakes and take accountability, “and I do see how my out of control spending addiction may have contributed to his desperation.”
This fucking therapist goes on to make excuses for her acting out, and screaming at people constantly, so this woman is an enabler, in other words. She wants to keep getting paid, so she’s not about to tell her like it is. Therapy is suck a racket. Honestly this is a waste of time. The money this bitch is getting for sitting here stroking her ego, and reassuring her nothing is her fault, should be going to the PEOPLE THAT TOM STOLE FROM. I’m surprised Erika is being filmed with not one stitch of makeup on. Her skin is red and terrible, and she looks like a character on Harry Potter, that I’m not sure of the name of. I used to watch the movies with my daughter, I wasn’t really into them.
Erika is having a stupid thing for her stupid hair extensions. She says in her yap “a lot of articles have surfaced about Kathy’s behavior at the club, not sure how they got to this level of detail.”
Ummm okay, NO idea? Yes, it’s possible people and/or employyes at the club recognized them and were talking, but with the details they had, it seems pretty that she or Rinna put it out there.
Why wouldn’t they? They clearly want to bring her down a peg or two, for whatever reason. Jealousy is my go-to, as I have course went into great detail about. It IS called the green-eyed MONSTER. It is a monster! It gets a hold of you, and makes you do and say really stupid things. Remember also, she was a fan fave last season with her nonchalant attitude and little off the cuff one-liners. So Rinna and Erika feel like she’s stepping on their stupid little toes.
Erika in her yap – “this is a juicy story, Kathy having a meltdown in a night club screaming at the managers and coat check…” They’re just loving this a little too much to have not done ANYTHING to further provoke her at the club.
And there was alcohol involved so that just totally magnifies everything, and makes you extra honest, as we know.
And yes I do think Kathy is harboring some leftover resentment for Kyle. Is it jealousy? No, it’s resentment over her ‘American Woman’ (failed) show, that was based on their life, but didn’t give Kathy any heads up about it. Mario leaving the Hilton real estate business to start his own business, and possibly her treatment of Kim on the show, and “stealing her goddamned house!”
I wanted to add that, I stand corrected on something inaccurate I know I have been saying, since I did not watch the early seasons. I assumed Kyle’s Palm Beach house was THE house that her mom owned, via her rich dudes she used and fucked, and Kim’s acting income to purchase. But Kyle sold that home, which enabled her to buy this home.
And I guess Kim feels that she used her share in the house, without even consulting with her. Sound familiar right? Just like the TV series. Didn’t consult with the family at all. Just did whatever, because she felt entitled.
And then throw in that Kyle is an ungrateful asshole, that thinks she’s the Queen of England, has been poking at her, and disrespecting her for months now, and Kathy has little to no respect for her. It’s not jealousy.
Just like I have little to no respect for my sister right now, for not standing up on my behalf, and treating me like some fucking loser she picked up off the street.
Time for this ‘pop up shop’ whatever. Rinna and her and her big fucking lips and mouth are, as usual the first to arrive. This hag is so bored and desperate living in Harry’s empty house by herself. Apparently she never heard of ‘fashionably late.’ Of course she arrives wearing a wig having nothing to do with “Pretty Mess” hair and refuses to try the extensions because she’s Lisa fucking Rinna and does not even care at all, even though this is her fucking BFF.
(Also side note – is ‘mess’ a good word to use for your product? I get it, she’s piggy backing from the book she ‘wrote’ and is using that as her brand but it’s still ‘mess.’ Who wants their hair to be a mess?) Erika is so smart (kidding) that she had the hair brain (no pun intended) idea to have the ladies bring their ‘stylists’ to the event.
Sutton attends even though Erika blew off her party because Sutton has no dignity whatsoever, and continues to be desperate to be this woman child’s friend. Like she would ever wear these crappy fugly extensions.
Dorito’s outfit is giving me Carrie Bradshaw vibes from Sex and the City, I think she wore that ‘J’adore Dior’ T-shirt with a poofy skirt in Dubai.
Crystal is being a supportive friend and tries on a pink wig. Rinna doesn’t participate of course because she’s Rinna, and she knows Erika won’t say anything because she’s Rinna.
Now if Sutton would have came in a whole fucking wig, didn’t bring her hair person, and refused to try anything on, Erika would have thrown her ass out on the street.
This just ties in with the tequila thing in Aspen, right? Everyone supports her shit, but she doesn’t care about anyone else. She reminds me of this chick I used to work with. Never once did she ever support me or anyone else, even just selling stuff for my kids’ activities (you know pizza subs candy…) but holy shit, when she had something going on, she expected everyone to buy something and support her. That’s Rinna. She purposely wears this stupid wig here, just to be a fucking pain in the ass. Erika acts like she’s unbothered.
When Harry is around he likes ‘regular Rinna’ regular hair, T-shirt jeans, not the glam. We go around the table as to what “the husbands like” Spare us.
Rinna I guess just came from the cheek and lip filler place. Either that, or she’s storing nuts for the winter. Combined with this ridiculous wig, she looks stupid. She looks dressed for a costume party. Honestly, as what, I don’t know. Use your imagination. Aren’t there any mirrors in that rat-infested fun house?
Dijana very suddenly very LOUDLY answers a FaceTime call from Elton John. And I don’t really want to give this any more attention and time. Desperate much, Dijana?? The fact that he’s sitting here telling this head butting Pedo that she’s wonderful, erases any respect I ever had for this extremely talented musician, that has been writing songs and making music for what, like 50 years now? Dude bye. Not ‘canceling you’ but definitely lost some respect.
Moving on to making fun of Housewives. This is such a funny scene, right, when Rinna is trying to whisper to Dorito that she rented this weird outfit she’s wearing. Dorito’s expression is so funny, since we know, it’s been out there that she rented her whole effing wardrobe this season to try to be impressive, then could not even pay the bill. I’m sure what she’s wearing right now is rented.
I found a replica of that T-shirt on ‘Joli closet’ a site for used designer items, and it has a price tag of $500. That’s a lot for someone who is married to an unemployed dude with thousands in gambling debt. She probably rented it for the day for like $50.
She looks deer in headlights when Rinna says “you can rent anything” It’s almost like she’s even thinking, does Rinna know?? is she setting me up?? Of course she can’t say “yes I know, I rent all my shit!” Wonder what Rinna thought when it later came out that she rents everything she wears. Or maybe she did know, and that was just to be a dick.
Hey I wonder if I could rent out my wardrobe? Kidding mostly, but I have cute stuff barely worn. Not a lot of women wear my size though, but hey isn’t it worth a shot? I could do like a FaceBook page or something? It’s not designer, but I have some Calvin Klien, J Crew. And it’s so eco-friendly to not go out and buy new crap.
So anyway enough about me. They talk about Kathy remembering everything, and being sorry for her behavior.
“Rinna says she should probably say that to me.” She goes on to say that Kathy tried to ‘silence her.’ Rinna is using these dramatic phrases, when she just asked her to please not blab to Kyle. She has MET and read about this woman hasn’t she?
You say stupid shit in the heat of the moment when you were upset, so you ask someone who you thought was your friend, to not tell the world? What is wrong with that? Besides nothing. She (sort of – it was not a planned convo) confided in Rinna, and merely asked her to not say anything. Was it all a little stupid on her part to ‘confide’ in Lisa the Snake Rinna? Yes.
Was it even dumber to send that message pleading with her to not repeat it, and expecting Rinna to comply and understand? Yes. I think Kathy was desperate the next day and wanting to do ‘damage control.’ Or at least try to.
Rinna tells Dorito it was a ‘veiled threat.’ Another dramatic phrase. Asking someone nicely that you know and you think is your friend (even though not a close friend, she’s mostly Kyle’s friend) to not repeat shit you said in anger, she’s calling a ‘threat?’
In her yap, Rinna proceeds to joyfully read Kathy’s texts to her complete with the cute little hearts, (when is the last time you got a texted ‘threat’ with heart emojis?) pleading with her to please just keep this between them.
She probably shouldn’t have went on SM lying that she really did not freak out. That was a mistake and doesn’t help her case at all. Rinna of course is using the shit out of that. I guess she was panicking and wanted to downplay it. They take issue with her saying that she was ‘alone’ in the house. Well if Rinna was locked in her room, then she was ALONE, right?
Honestly do you even think this could have been Kyle and Rinna’s plan to poke and provoke her until she blew a gasket ?? That was some bullshit at the cowboy hat thing, with the tequila and “my friend Kendall Jenner” very loudly and tauntingly. Do you know Kendall Jenner has since been posting “who is Lisa Rinna?”
Also there’s been some snarky gossip articles, pointing out that Kathy “doesn’t even own Casa Del Dol.” Those idiots can just stfu because she never said she owned it. She did say, in the episode when she was talking about it, that she and Nikki INVESTED in it. So those assholes can shut it and try maybe, do their research before they start putting articles out there, that they think is calling someone out for lying or embellishing. All they had to do is watch the episode, to see what the hell she said. Can’t get much easier than that. No reading even required.
Dorito and Denim Drag Queen end their little private pow wow and join the group. Rinna invites Dorito to “tell the story.” And she obliges, happy to have the stage. Not sure why Rinna can’t speak for herself but whatever.
She discloses that Kathy had requested Billy Jean by Michael Jackson and the DJ refused. I didn’t know this, but apparently the millennial and/or woke crowd has ‘canceled’ Michael Jackson’s legacy and music, due to a Netflix series that portrayed him in a negative light with the child molestation scandal that had surrounded him many years before his death.
Crystal is of course in this crowd of millennial and/or wokesters that just leech onto whatever piece of info that they hear and take it as the gospel. (which seems ironic – you would thing the younger generation would be wanting to do their own research and have their own thoughts and not bow down to a Netflix series dictating their opinions) Whatever, I mean ‘research’ is now a very loose term and involves touching two buttons on your phone for two seconds and having a plethora of info in front of your face to make your own judgment. And there are other search engines besides Google that doesn’t cater to the woke crowd, and just tell you what you want to hear.
But okay, Sheree who is not this generation and grew up with his music, didn’t pay attention to the Netflix crap, is clueless as to what the issue is with this song. Crystal is doing some weird tongue thing with her face, shaking her head as if she’s saying something so profound, and says “I wouldn’t request Michael Jackson right now.”
Then if you thought THAT was fucking annoying, in her yap she seems to get complete pleasure out of doing this other millennial thing, which is look down your nose at the Xers, for whatever reason, not sure what that is all about. Pretty sure I didn’t do that to the boomers and above when I was in my 20’s & 30’s.
Hope I’m still on this side of the dirt when millennials are the ‘older’ generation and getting treated and spoken to like they’re fucking idiots by the Z’s and whatever else they start coming up with. The Q’s and the R’s – not sure what drives all of these names, and who decides them. They seem to move the dates around. I remember reading in the early 2000’s that boomers started in 1960, now it seems they’ve been pushed to 1965. Millennials are now 1981, and I know damned well they didn’t used to be that early.
And talking about them like they don’t know anything. When really we know a hell of a lot more than those punks. We didn’t grow up getting coddled and our feelings ‘validated’ and got a trophy for justshowing up. Is this how she speaks or spoke to her parents?
Anywho, in her yap, she is has this complete pleased with herself expression, when really she sounds pretty idiotic, just repeating what she was told to think by fucking NETFLIX, and doing the Salt Lake City thing –
“Am I surprised none of these women know that requesting Michael Jackson is problematic?” (PROBLEMATIC? – just like what Sutton said to you, that you never really explained as how it was so problematic?)
“But what am I??? just a millennial?” Yes Crystal you answered your own question, with a question, that made no fucking sense, but whatever, I don’t think brains are her strong suit. Crystal, you are a millennial who is brainwashed to believe whatever you’re told without questioning it. And you’re barely a millennial – you’re in there by two years. And furthermore I think calling someone born in 1981 ‘a millennial’ is kind of pushing it.
Sometimes I think they need to have two separate Housewife shows, one made up of millennials, and one made up on Xers. When you stick a millennial in with Xers, you get these stupid ass remarks where they try to sound so much better than anyone in an older generation. Why is that? It’s fucking 9disrespectful. I never did that, I wouldn’t do that now to an older person. Older generations than me I find interesting and fascinating. I grew up in the 70’s/80’s – boring !! Is that why they don’t respect us? Because we grew up listening to hair bands and Culture Club?? Got perms and wore shoulder pads?
Especially the range that got to grow up and were teens and young adults in the 50’s and 60’ or 70’s disco era? Elvis and birth of rock? Woodstock? COME ON. How cool is that? I had an Uber driver once that WENT TO WOODSTOCK. That was such a cool fifteen minutes. He looked like a cool hippie type with the hair and everything, so I think I commented, and then he offered the Woodstock story.
I love my mom’s stories about being a teenager when Elvis came about. I don’t know. I’m getting on a rant. I guess our generation as parents, didn’t teach our kids about respect. Respecting your elders was a phrase I heard growing up, but never really used that with my kids, I guess?
I guess I thought it was something that you just assumed? It’s not like I woke up every morning as a kid, and my parents said “remember – respect your elders!” But it was just assumed that you don’t go around insulting people older than you, because they’re older than you. I don’t know how many millennial readers I have here, but if you’re doing that – just stop. It kind of makes you look stupid, honestly, and disrespectful as fuck. And stupid as fuck.
Who wants to sound stupid and disrespectful? Just think how you would feel in 10-20 years or whatever to be insulted because of your age or generation, or thought process?
So back to Dorito thoroughly enjoying her ‘camera time’ and giving every dramatic intricate detail of Kathy’s every fucking word, and move that night. “And then she reaches into her FABRIC purse. gets a tissue, and BLOWS her nose!! Right there! Can you believe it??”
Can we get through one Wednesday night without Diana having to flaunt her fucking money, that she did NOTHING to earn?
Apparently drinks were taking forever that night, and Dijana bought someone off for $200 ? Dijana (her real name pronounced Dee ONNA btw- if she goes by Diana because of Princess Diana that’s fucked up and I ain’t havin it) chimes in that “she should know that game better than me she was born into it…”
No she fucking wasn’t – she was born to a penniless fucking hoe that didn’t have a pot to piss in, and used men for money and places to live. She wasn’t born in Beverly Hills. She was born in fucking New York. So just stop Dijana. She married rich at a very young age, just like you did.
Kathy doesn’t feel the need to throw money around and buy people off to get her way. That’s the difference. Erika mumbles (also same situation except she blew all of her husband’s fucking wad) and corrects her “she wasn’t born into that game, she married into that game.”
Dijana says either way, well no not either way. It disqualifies your entire point you were making.
In her yap she says if she knows the game, Kathy should know the game. Maybe Kathy was buzzing at this point, and wasn’t really thinking about throwing 100’s at people to get her way.
Rinna says – “so it started at the hat shop??” oh spare us Rinna, you knew damned well you ticked her off at the hat shop!! Pretend Rinna surprised face. Maybe just a hair better than Kyle’s pretend surprised face. A hair. (no pun intended again!)
So Rinna, now understanding that it started earlier in the day over the tequila comment, (and that she caused it – oops) doesn’t make her one bit ‘understanding’ about it. It makes her realize (which I think she already knew) that her plan worked to provoke Kathy and make her annoyed.
Then she says what Twitter has been making fun of for the past week, “because Kathy is so fucking jealous of the Kardashians”
She called Dorito a “stupid useless idiot” Well that’s accurate, and “I can’t believe I have to be around you fucking pee-ons.” Also accurate. They are, compared to her. So she was pissed and tipsy and said some rude shit that we ‘re all thinking! See why we love her??
Now confusion as to her whereabouts at this stupid hair thing, as if she would wear this shit.
“Blessings and prayers…”- Rinna got pretty much ravaged for this. Like she prays. Whatever. This woman just spews out shit.
Kyle in her huge ‘Aspen’ sweater (kind of tacky) and Kathy in the ‘Peace’ T-shirt she wore in Aspen, that Kyle says it hers, or her daughter’s. Kathy looks very humble, hat in hand, literally, as she is greeted at the door by Kyle. She wastes no time insulting Kathy’s shoes.
“Those are not cowboy boots, they look like Pilgrim’s.”
Can Kyle ever give it a fucking rest? Her long stick straight stringy hair looks like Mortica’s on ‘The Addams Family’ and she’s wearing a hideous Aspen sweater that she got in a stupid overpriced touristy gift shop. She looks stupid. Kathy’s boots are actually cute. so there!!
Whatever, she’s tossing her stringy Morticia hair around, loving that she can be the official victim now. Kathy screwed up and not her.
The first thing out of her mouth was “I’m here to apologize.” After that, is what I’ve been saying, Kathy tells her – “I dress up, but I don’t dress up, up there” She tells her that the digs started to make her feel insecure.
All of those stupid shallow fashion, clothing accessory comments were just getting to be too much. The slippers, the purse, the boots, the camo pants. Like Kyle can ya get through your head she’s not as impressed, not even a little, with Aspen, CO as you are. She doesn’t need to prove to anyone that she has money. We know she has money. Her last name is Hilton. Kyle has to constantly show everyone that she has (Mario’s) money.
They flash to some of the nitpicky scenes where Kathy just laughed off her insults, however it was bothering and embarrassing her. Which I have been saying because it reminds me of my icky sister and her icky daughter.
“And are these boots okay or are they beyond?” She asked about those wedge boots she couldn’t walk in. Shallow Kyle: The whole outfit is beyond!
Did Kyle ever look in the fucking mirror?? At some of the shit she wears?? and again just like I was saying, she tells her “at first it was funny, now I’m feeling insecure.” Exactly.
Kyle: “Why am I being put in the position where I feel like I have to apologize right now?”
Because you do Kyle. That was an opening for saying “Well, I’m sorry I made you feel that way.” Did she miss the part where Kathy said she was sorry the second she sat down?? It’s not normal or nice to make digs like that at someone about their appearance or clothing choices. Multiple times. Your own sister?
Kyle claims the purse hiding thing was traumatic now, and that she too takes her jokes too far. Kyle says in her yap she doesn’t think that Kathy was offended by the jokes at all, and this is her excuse. I disagree.
And they weren’t ‘jokes’ they were ‘digs and jabs.’ That’s how I would describe it.
I don’t see Kathy as making excuses, and I do admit I may be biased, because I hate Kyle and I am seeing things from Kathy’s point of view since I get treated like that.
But when Kyle asks her why she said those things, she explains, she was upset, tired, angry, stupid and had wine. She throws ‘altitude’ in there for good measure. Why not?? I mean, she does look to me like someone is sorry.
“How could you say those things?? how could you say those things??” Well, She just explained it, and said she’s sorry like three of four times now in the past three minutes. See now I don’t want to get on a rant again, but I’m having a problem here with this because again, I can relate. And it’s annoying.
This whole thing that started my sister and my going from some tension, to all out not speaking, I committed a minor minor minor indiscretion in my word usage. Nothing compared to this Kathy tirade. Nothing. I apologized right after I said it. The person I said it to was laughing and saying it was okay, and she’s not mad, and she knows I didn’t mean it in a bad way, (because she knew she deliberately provoked me is my speculation)
Thought it was all over and done with, but was getting ‘tude from my sister and her piece of shit husband all the next day.
She calls me like two seconds after I walked in the door on my three hour drive to get home. Like two seconds, literally, I just walked in the door. She must have been timing when I would arrive home. And said “hey, we need to talk about the other night.” I was like “yeah I know, I apologized” And then again I apologized, because it seemed like that ‘s what she was looking for, but she just kept doing what Kyle is doing – “yeah but this, yeah but that…”
Like what the fuck? I fucking said I was sorry, multiple times. I can’t really do much more than that. I had wine involved also, a sensitive subject, her stupid trailer parky mother in law and I disagreed on, and just had been through a traumatic situation, which my sister was supposed to be being supportive of, like I supported her through her rough times. An ex boyfriend, her current husband that she her fair share of problems with, but opted to marry him anyway.
He was caught cheating and lying before they even got married. He talked down to her and was demeaning and disrespectful. You know that whole fun thing. I was there for it as an ear, gave advice and didn’t judge.
But saying I’m fucking sorry wasn’t enough. It just wasn’t enough. I pointed out some hypocrisy, such as her allowing her fucking icky daughter to speak down to me, and insult me, and that was no big deal, also that same night her husband insulted her looks, because she has left herself go. And that was also okay, but my comment to her trashy mother in law was the be all end all. If that’s not hypocrisy, I don’t know what the hell is.
She told me I was deflecting, and I said no I’m pointing out hypocrisy and that was the end of that. And then it all just escalated after that, because she got my daughter involved and mad at me. Giving her exaggerated side of the story only.
She refuses to speak to me one on one about it, because she knows I have about 827 valid points to make. She literally won’t talk to me. She cannot admit what she did wrong, she cannot admit she went along with her husband, making a mountain out of a molehill, because she is afraid to disagree with him. She half-apologized for getting my daughter involved. Well her exact words were via text or email when I pointed out she made it all so much worse by getting Casey involved. she said “you’re right” So was that an apology?? Or she may have just been being condescending. It wasn’t “you’re right, I’m sorry I did that.” Just you’re right. So I had to gravel, but she can’t even apologize to me.
Kyle pulls out some guilt trip that she never asks how she’s doing, and tells her she’s doing a good job, and only calls her to rant about shit. So let me get this straight, Kyle is allowed to be annoyed by this, but Kathy can’t have hurt feelings over being ridiculed and picked on for three straight days. Got it Kyle. GOT. IT.
Kathy goes on a rant with several compliments, and calls her “thoughtful.” Okay there Kath, let’s not get carried away… Kyle fucking Richards is NOT thoughtful. At all. She’s demonstrating here right now. Disregarding Kathy’s hurt feelings, but making it all about hers.
Like I don’t know how much more ass kissing this woman can do. Kyle says horrible things about people all of the time. Wasn’t she constantly dangling Kim’s alcoholism over her head and making her feel bad and insecure?? Just like she was doing to Kathy with her clothes ??
She repeats ten times she’s proud of her. This needed to be resolved here and now. Kyle needs to accept it or not accept it. But we know what’s lurking around the corner. Clearly Kyle planned for Rinna to be there and just sabotage the whole good note that it ended on.
Kyle knew exactly how Rinna was going to act, and what she would say. So Kyle is like “an eye for an eye” right now. You embarrassed me, so I’m going to embarrass you. And you cannot convince me otherwise.
Moving on – Stupid pathetic Sutton just won’t stop catering to Erika, which I just do NOT get, but whatever. She’s having her over for Popeye’s. She needs to stop trying to connect with her over this ‘southern’ thing. Yes Erika may be from the south originally, but she is not one fucking bit your typical southern woman. She acts more like she’s from the fucking Bronx.
She didn’t get the memo you’re supposed to be civil and well-mannered. She could not be any less what is viewed as the stereo-typical ‘southerner.’
But bless her heart, she keeps on a -tryin!! Wooing her with fried chicken, biscuits and Dom! Well we know she likes free food and alcohol.
Sutton tells her the only thing she wants to ask of her is, the lashing out, she doesn’t want her to do that to people anymore. I feel like she’s already starting off on the wrong foot, telling Erika – “I don’t want you to…”
It’s going to feel like you’re telling her what to do, and to put her on the defense, and we all know what Erika on the defense is like.
But Erika actually says, must be planets are in perfect alignment kind of day, that she agrees with her. “I started out being soft and trying to explain”
No she didn’t. Well okay let me think back to last year, yes she was doing a lot of fake crying and talking about herself and all of the material things she no longer had. She never really sounded concerned for Tom, and totally never expressed any caring whatsoever for the people that he stole from. They were halfway through the season at Kyle’s Christmas thing I think, where the girls MADE her acknowledge the ‘victims.’ Her mistakes were starting off not giving one fucking shit about these people whose money SHE SPENT and only talking about herself, and how she’s been inconvenienced.
Sutton points out that the ‘v’ word seems to be her trigger word. Erika explains that she “has a hard time with that because it implies that I’ve done something.” Refer back to my former diatribes about her part in the problem. She kind of did.
Sutton asks her to (and I literally can’t believe she’s not flying off the handle, I can’t, maybe she took some extra anti-d’s this morning, mellowed her out) “add in her voice a little compassion or empathy in the way you say it.”
And typical fucking about HER Erika, as she’s nicely being pleaded with to care about the people they stole from, and are owed all of this money that’s just GONE thanks to her. And furthermore, if she really HAD shown compassion and acknowledged the people he stole from in the beginning, instead of HER inconvenience, then people would have compassion for HER!
And what’s she talking about anyway- she’s had Kyle, Rinna, Dorito and now Dijana in her corner and making excuses for her since Day fucking 1.
You just can’t believe the shit that comes out of her mouth, and she just doesn’t realize how it sounds and comes across.
Back to Kyle’s – Would have been nice if the episode was ending here, on a high high note, but wahhh wahhh wahhh
Rinna arrives, and you really can absolutely see the look on her face, as she enters, that she’s here for blood. There will not be any understanding forgiveness, huggies and kissies, at all.
She looks like the fucking Terminator. Because she is. She is the terminator of all things joyous and happy.
Despite the SHEER HYPOCRISY of her judging and chastising someone else’s erratic behavior.
Just like my hypocrite sister. It depends on who’s dishing out the insults.
Kathy looks awkward and is sticking with her cowgirl act. It’s hokey, yes, but sort of cute. She must be quoting a line from a movie, maybe?? She says in a southern accent “I’m here from Cathedral City” which is slang for Palm Springs area.
Kyle, getting her digs in again, since Rinna has arrived. Kathy did tell her it hurts her feelings when she does this. I guess old habits die hard. “I don’t know what that means, but okay” as she flings her stringy hair again.
I feel like she makes fun of Kathy like a teenager would make fun of their annoying 10 or 11 year old sibling for being like not cool. That’s what she does to Kathy, tries to make her feel out of place and like a fool. Which is just so fucking immature and childish behavior for a woman in her fucking fifties? Isn’t it??? Why does she think she’s so much more hip and cooler than Kathy? It’s so childish.
Rinna has a big big problem (is it problematic?) with her having the same T-shirt on, that she had on in Aspen. Well maybe Renal Head, because it says ‘Peace’ on it, and she made a joke that she came in ‘peace’ when she arrived. Kyle, the fucking fashion icon (NOT!!) is wearing a big fugly frumpy sweater with ‘ASPEN’ plastered across the back in huge fucking letters.
She apologizes to Rinna, and you can tell Rinna has no intention whatsoever of accepting an apology. I can’t even get pictures of her right now because the looks on her face are snakey and sinister.
Rinna asks intricate questions and wants explanations and accountability for every single thing she said. Every word. (I said one little thing in my minor faux pas, and I was getting treated like Kathy is right now)
Kathy is immediately frustrated, and on the defense because she sees where this is going. Kyle looks slightly uncomfortable but doesn’t really care. Blood comes before friends and that is that.
Kathy rightfully points out “you can be very unkind too” which is what I did as well, hypocrisy. It’s an important thing to point out. You can’t have a cop arresting you for shoplifting, that shoplifts.
You can’t walk around preaching to people not to do things that you also do on a semi-regular basis. It just makes you look like a piece of shit.
Why does Rinna look so evil right now?? She really does. She has this ugly aura right now. And it’s not her stupid shag hair and the fact that her cheeks and lips are overblown up. It’s her inner ugliness just pouring out. I know it sounds dramatic, but, it’s true. Does anyone else feel the same?
Kathy pulls out sort of, the card that Rinna played, for her unleashing on Sutton several times (would it have been okay if Kathy screamed at or about Garcelle and/or Sutton? Would Rinna have been upset at that, I’m curious about. She cries that she’s been upset about a friend dying of cancer. And again apologizes. Like I haven’t been keeping count or anything, I should have, but I think we may be on at LEAST the tenth fucking “I’m sorry.”
“I’m sorry Kathy, you’re not going to get away with it with me.” She calls it an “out of control psychotic break.” Kyle cries that she’s torn between her sister and these women that care nothing about her at all, is sick. She really thinks Rinna cares about her ? That’s fucking hilar.
Kathy apologizes a—- gain. It would be fun to replay this and make a drinking game every time Kathy said “I’m sorry.” or “I apologize.”
She tells Kathy she is full of hatred and has a black heart and she’s gotta figure it out.
Rinna doesn’t want them to make up at all. Just like all of the viewers say on Twitter and the FaceBook chats, Rinna never has her own ‘story line.’ Never discusses her own family strife, or what is going on with her.
Makes it seem like everything with Harry, who basically lives in Canada, and her daughters is fine and hunky dory, and it’s really not. She just uses, and manipulates others’ strife and makes it about her.
Feel free to drop me comments about your thoughts and I’ll take any advice on my sister issues too!!
