This dental scene with Dorit and PK is stupid. Apparently they both “got their teeth done” as she describes it. Not sure if veneers, or what. PK had some scrappy looking teeth. And did they really have to show PK’s ‘before’ more than once ? Once was quite enough! He IS British though, so not surprising. Not sure I saw any difference in Dorit’s. Perhaps she was just along for ‘oral’ support !
She calls his getting pulled over for a DUI a ‘police encounter.’ She starts talking to this dentist about ‘Homeless not Toothless’ and referring to homeless people as people who “can’t afford to get their teeth done…”
Yes Dorit, don’t think homeless people can pay thousands of dollars for a whole fucking new set of choppers. Not sure that’s on their priority list, what with not having a home and all.
She name drops Sharon Stone. What IS Dorit’s deal with celebrities? She gets really really weird around them and literally treats them like she has just met Jesus Christ Himself.
She BRAGS again about knowing Sharon Stone. She brags to us that she used to her neighbor, and that’s how she got involved with ‘Homeless not Toothless.’ (not sure what house that was, that they didn’t even own, and couldn’t afford)
Crystal and Sutton meet at the Sutton store. She’s trying to get Crystal to work there. Not sure if it’s a joke or not. To me it is. Crystal, working? No. Can’t picture it. They discuss the Rinna anger explosion thing, but it is typical for her. And how it was a performance for her Mean Girl audience. Her ‘audience’ is most likely Erika only. She and Erika are in cahoots to ‘take Sutton down.’ Which is so adult-like.
They talk about Crystal’s eating disorder, and how Sutton felt about the way they were discussing it that day at Rinna’s. It was more in a judgmental kind of way, not so much concern. Maybe she does really have one. I don’t know. So she’s considered bulimic if she’s eating and purging, right? Do we not say that term anymore, and just say ‘eating disorder?’ From the little teeny bit I know about it, which is from my high school BFF going through it with her daughter, and what I’ve read about it and seen in movies, I just want to say, (and I’m fully admitting this is not my area) you all should know by now what my “areas of expertise” are, but what I think, is that most girls/women, that have bulimia (is it okay if I say that – it is mostly females that have this disorder) is that they don’t like to advertise it, and are actually ashamed of it, and do everything possible to cover it up. I remember my friend telling me about her daughter. They just ate spaghetti for dinner, she went into the bathroom after her daughter was in there, and she said the whole room smelled like spaghetti. And when she confronted her, she vehemently denied that she had thrown up her dinner. It was after that, she started paying attention and realized she was doing it all of the time. I watched a documentary type thing about it once, based on real people, and it was the same thing. These girls went out of their way to hide it. I remember this one chick even throwing up in the garbage disposal, because she thought that would hide it better.
And when confronted about it, they went nuts and completely denied it. So that’s leading me to just kind of wonder. And I’m also keeping in mind, this is Crystal, and she sort of lied about Sutton saying something to her extremely offensive. And she did bring up last season’s confrontation this season, to have a talking point. (aka story line) I think it’s worth wondering if she’s making up the bulimia, and going to roll it out harder next season. And I predict that she is going to victimize herself, again, that Erika and the chicken tender comment, forced her into it.
So, I just think it’s strange that she is posting about it on SM, and talking about it on air, and doesn’t seem to be embarrassed. I think maybe she grapples with a very mild issue, of guilt if she eats too much, or eats unhealthy, because she wants to keep her weight and appearance a certain way. I think she’s exaggerating for attention. Sorry. That’s my opinion. And I also find it hard to believe that she has body issues, given some of the attire she has been wearing, and that weird lap dance thing she did with Garcelle in Mexico. That isn’t what someone would do that is insecure about their body. She gives me weird vibes, and contradicts herself a lot.
Diana’s son Asher is singing and playing the piano, and Diana says in her yap, “My favorite time is when Asher just ‘forgets’ I’m in the house and he is on the piano singing.” She thinks he just ‘forgets?’ He doesn’t seem shocked when she approaches him in her gaudy Gucci sweat suit. Where did he think she went? He calls her the ‘brain’ behind his music. That’s very hard to believe. This scene is so cringy and staged. She refers to him as having a very “sheltered” life, then goes on to say how he “grew up on Broadway, and was always admired on the stage…” Okay, so sheltered?
It gets worse. She refers to him as “very sweet. He’s a child.” Okay so then ‘Mom’ perches herself on his lap at the piano, and starts speaking to him like he’s a child. She’s also larger than him, so it’s just so fucking bizarre looking. Shouldn’t be a surprise, given what she just said, with a really weird creepy grin on her face. She gets right in his face, and is obvious she’s overdoing for the cameras. Unfortunately camera guy zooms in on this abnormality. This poor kid looks uncomfortable, and says how excited he is for his new little song. She gets off of him and out of his face. Thank God.
And then we find out the ‘brains’ contribution comment actually refers to her ability to confront people and act like an asshole. Hopefully when her ‘brains’ are at work, in assisting him with interacting with music people , she doesn’t threaten to head butt them.
They move to a table area and are eating caviar. They need to point out that it’s caviar. Thanks guys, now I’m extra impressed. I thought maybe you were eating Velvetta and hotdogs. (or chicken salad on Wonder Bread) He’s also added to his hat and leopard ensemble, really weird sunglasses, since they are now in an open area of the house. They discuss having their second child together. Odd (now actually normal) Diana-style convo ensues with her man-child. He sticks with the glasses.
Erika is a guest at Kyle’s house and she promptly begins bragging about how there’s so much ‘chaos’ going on at her house, “the gawwwwdeners, the dog trainers, the Christmas undecorators… There’s just ahhhhh lot going on, Erikahhhhhhh. You wouldn’t pawsssssibly understand.” Erika pretends to pretend-empathize, and act like she doesn’t want to punch her in the head, or pull the stringy hair right out of it.
We know Kyle, a peasant like Erikaaaaahhh doesn’t get it, who lives in a dreaded cawnnnnnnnnnndo with NO gawwwwdeners, and people picking up herrrrrrr dog’s shit.
Kyle’s voice is just like CLAWS, on a chalk board anymore to me. Is it just me? It can’t be.
They do some weird stretching things with a ‘Stretch Coach.’ Kyle asks about the gong that he brought for whatever reason, and when he’s giving the site name where he purchased it , she thinks he’s saying ‘dongs’ not gongs.
Why? Because Kyle is fucking stupid, that’s why. The stretching dude pretends to laugh, and act like he’s not thinking they’re fucking retarded. Think he exchanges looks with a producer or camera guy about what a ding DONG she is.
They sit down and Kyle immediately asks her about her ‘dating life.’ I think Erika wishes they would stop asking her about it, and stop calling it ‘dating.’ No dude wants to date her. She knows this. No dude wants to be seen with her, nor spend one damned cent on her. She is an infamous gold digging, money spending addict.
Sure, Kyle, all the loaded old guys are lining up to take ole Tom’s place, and buy her shit, and take her to bougie restaurants. I was wondering about the age ranges of her ‘fuck buddies.’ She tells Kyle they’re younger than Tom, but older than her. So like 70? Now we know.
Done with that, who the hell even wants to picture that, and on to Erika’s drinking. Kyle seems to be choosing topics she probably doesn’t wish to discuss, and makes her look like the loser she is. Can Kyle stop with the hair flipping for like one second? She’s as bad as Melissa on Jersey.
So they’re getting all glammed for this charity thing they’re going to, that Dorit is hosting for ‘Homeless not Toothless.’ I appreciate the little word play thing they were trying to do there with this organization’s name, but for me, it’s just a fail. Maybe like a ‘Tooth Fairy’ type thing? Or would that be weird too? Smile Fairy? I don’t know. I guess most male dental surgeons/dentists wouldn’t want to be referred to as a ‘fairy.’ Also, isn’t it strange to tell a homeless person you’re fixing their teeth, and then when the work is done, just releasing them back out on the streets? Like, “well you still don’t have a place to live, or know when your next meal will be, but hey, your teeth look great ! Can I give you a lift home?? Oh, never mind.” Like screwed up priorities, if you truly are trying to help someone who is homeless. How about some new clothes, a job and a place to — I don’t know –LIVE???
Another one of Dorit’s ‘rented’ dresses I see. “Vintage Cavalli” she tells PK, when he asks. That is word on the street, that she even took out a loan to rent her designer duds for the show.
Rinna and Erika arrive. Erika is dressed like a hooker. Rinna gets told she looks ‘wet’ by Kathy, in her gold sequinned dress.
Who in the fuck would say “you look wet” to a woman?? Kathy is so ditzy. This was after she looked at a place card that said ‘Diana’ and said “I’m glad Leanne is coming…” who the hell Leanne is, we don’t fucking know. Other than the ‘n’ it looks nothing like ‘Diana.’ Then again, not to beat a dead horse, she thought Garcelle looked like Kyle. But I shouldn’t bitch about the actual funny unplanned moments on the Housewives, now that there is so much fake orchestrate drama.
Erika has an awkward moment where she’s standing in the middle of the mingling area, looking like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman (BEFORE Richard Gere dresses her) and literally no one is talking to her.
Is Mauricio gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with that, just wonderin? That whole purse discussion with Kyle, is just, weird to me for a straight guy, as they were walking into Dorit’s. He notices it, and points out that he “picked it out himself.”
He IS stoned, that’s for sure. I thought he was kidding when he said he was getting his ‘gold’ part of his outfit, for the “Black and Gold” dress code from PK. Kyle says “he really loves you.” (and so does Dorit, for those of you paying attention to the rumors…) PK weirdly presents him with a Versace gold belt buckle upon entering. And whoopsie, he left the price tag on it.
Dorit’s and Mauricio’s greeting looked a little questionable. I don’t know. It was hard to get a picture, someone’s head was in the way, and it was really fast. It looked a little extra cozy. I don’t know! It can’t be true, can it? Apparently that Housewife Gossip lady, Dana Wilkey (think she’s on YouTube) has been talking about it, and Dorit is FIERECELY and vehemently going OFF, and denying it on social media. Here is the article I was looking at last night about it.
https://pagesix.com/2022/08/15/dorit-kemsley-slams-dana-wilkeys-mauricio-umansky-affair-claim/
PK now gets in on the name dropping and ‘confesses’ to Erika and Rob that the night he got pulled over, he had been out with Lionel Richie and John Legend. He goes into a drinking and driving lesson, and Erika has already zoned out. She’s desperate for someone to talk to, and had to settle for PK and Rob. Boring and Boringer.
Weird convo with PK and ‘Mo’ (okay I’m jumping on board – it’s shorter!) Other than their own wives (so Dorito and Kyle are out of the running all together) who would they pick to, I guess, bang. He doesn’t really say that, but clearly that was the goal with the questioning. ‘Housewives I’d like to fuck’ instead of Moms I would Fuck, so HILF.
Off course ‘Mo’ picks Dorit. Maybe it is true – they have a thing goin on ! Since this game is so strange, he doesn’t realize Kyle and Dorit are not included. Maybe it’s just harmless flirtations, and they’re not totally doing it. I cannot imagine that they would be – but – stranger things have happened in the world of Housewives and Bravo. Mo says Rinna, PK picks Erika. Creepy and weird. PK does realize he’s on camera right? Is he 12??
Dorito starts yammering about this phantom dude she knows, to fix Garcelle up with. Garcelle confesses in her yap, she’s been talking about this “fix up” for like an entire year, and it’s yet to happen.
Why wouldn’t he have asked for her number at this point and just call her, as Garcelle points out, since Dorit claims he ‘loves’ her. Now Dorit claims he has covid, or he was going to be attending the event this evening. Garcelle is just like “yeah, yeah” like you answer a child, and pretends she’s taking her seriously. Goes over Dorit’s head. She knows Dorit is full of shit, or the dude is a bunch of talk. No woman wants a dude that is ALL TALK.
Dorit goes on and on with compliments and accolades about this dude. It comes off as very odd.
Is Dorito tired of old PK? It certainly seems that way. “He’s in great shape, he dresses well, he’s charming, he’s lovely, he’s handsome, he’s debonair…” All the things that PK is NOT, just sayin!! She is laying it on much too THICK ! either she’s in love with the dude, or he’s the OPPOSITE of what she’s describing. Or doesn’t exist.
Erika again looks pissed she’s not fixing HER up with anyone. Or just bored AF. Or needs her six or so drinks to get her through the evening.
Yeah, tough shit Scarika, you gotta keep at your bootycalls.com for YOUR men. They sit down for dinner, and the woman is really really in need of a cocktail! She’s been like zoning out all night, since she can’t really make conversation, if it’s not about her. She discusses with Rinna what cocktail she should have. Rinna talks her out of champagne for being “too strong” and into a vodka with club soda. So that doesn’t really make sense, unless it’s an extremely weak drink. She proceeds to suck it down. She already looks happier.
Well NOW we have the ANNOYING DEVISED, SCRIPITED, whatever you want to call it, part of the show happening. Who all was EXCITED for this ?? that’s a joke. I hope no one. Kyle starts, suddenly harping on what exactly Rinna had said to Sutton. “Did she say ‘fuck’ did she not say ‘fuck’ ?? Omg I can’t believe she told her to get the fuck out.” Kyle, who the fuck cares !! Yes we know, you’re keeping the peace right now, as you claimed in one of the first eps of the season, when you were gathering at Kim’s house. Everyone laughed.
Sutton says she doesn’t want to talk about it at the table at this charity event, and Kyle just continues to dive in, going around the table asking EVERYONE exactly what was said.
Rinna jumps on board. Didn’t really take a ton of coaxing. She says that Sutton should have apologized to Harry at the wine tasting. Sutton points out that she texted him an apology and reads it in her yap. Rinna says she didn’t, and is again screaming. Then she moves to, she’ll drop it when she says “why she did it.”
We’re all at this point, I would think, SO SO SICK of discussing this, and SICK of Sutton apologizing for calling Rinna’s hypocrisy out. That’s what Sutton should be saying, instead of these constant kissy ass same tired pathetic apologies to this woman. She has since admitted recently, I read, that she nor Harry, gave one damned fucking shit about the extra “thank you” for the sauce. It was just to make Garcelle look bad. Just like Kyle that Garcelle didn’t pay at her charity thing, that she told everyone at the reunion last year. Do we see a pattern here at all with Garcelle? If you don’t, you might be choosing not to.
The NORMAL (non housewife) people at the event are looking really annoyed and embarrassed for them. This however does not deter Rinna. She’s on a screaming roll.
Erika is looking at her in complete awe. Rinna demands “who started this??” Everyone says “Kyle!!” She pretends to be embarrassed. She claims in her yap, she just wanted to know if they were okay with each other ? Kyle stop. So in order to do that, you start yelling to everyone, to repeat exactly what curse words were used, at the PREVIOUS argument that you must be too stupid to know the viewers are sick of and DO NOT CARE ?? Kyle does her usual fake innocent-looking drinking as she looks around at the chaos. She’s sticking with this act, but hey, at least she has stopped the overacted fake surprised face. She must be paying attention to social media, because everyone has been ridiculing her for that.
PK’s ‘surprise’ musical guest of the evening of the appears, and it’s none other than has-been, Melissa Etheridge. And of course , this is Kyle’s favorite singer, singing Kyle’s favorite song, just like every single performer on Housewives ever.
It seems like Mo overuses the word “beautiful.” Every fucking thing is ‘beautiful’ to him.
After Melissa’s performance, Rinna quite suddenly, decides she “doesn’t want to do this anymore.” She blames the reason for her horrible shrieking about nothing (not to mention the ‘NOTHING’ had ALREADY been discussed and resolved, multiple times) behavior as of late, is because of Lois’ passing. She shares that Lois’ belongings were delivered to her today, and that is why she’s acting out, yet again. Or still. Okay, so she went from not dropping it because Sutton didn’t apologize to HARRY specifically (when it really had nothing to do with Harry, other than he did attend the Elton John function with her) to not dropping it because she never explained WHY specifically she did it, to now she’s just acting out and projecting because her mom passed away.
She apologizes for projecting on to Sutton her misery. She does this whole big thing about Lois, and all the ladies gather around and tell her it’s okay. It seems like over exaggerated grief expression of course. I think I did see a tear. There ay have been some time lapse in between, however it does seem like she snaps out of it quite quickly, after everyone gathers around her and pets her.
So who thinks she is really going to drop the spaghetti sauce/Elton John argument??
