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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – 2/11/25 – Time for Some Crab! (Cakes)
Reba looks kind of like a goblin. How as a mom, do you admit you’re not a nurturer? And how is she a therapist? Being that cold and just, weird? And Cancer’s ARE supposedly nurturers? I know two that are definitely NOT. I know one that’s a worthless piece of shit with an ugly black-hearted

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – 2/4/25 – Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
Who in THE HELL didn’t think that PK was sketchy? I think now that Dorit is finally admitting how sleazy he is, screaming at her, leaving his children for months at a time, it’s safe to assume he was absolutely behind the ‘robbery.’ To me, I always thought their relationship was phony. As they flash

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – 1/28/25 – Part 2 – Don’t Be a Beach!
Kyle apologizes for how she left Boz’s event (she never apologized to Boz, we learn later, and didn’t invite her to the dinner.) Erika got that tongue up her fucking butt hole, don’t you worry about that! “Please don’t apologize to me, I’m fiiiiiine.” So how does her asshole actually taste Erika? I feel like

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills -1/28/25 -Part 1- Hey Kool-Aid!
Kyle nobody is staring at you. I cannot stand her tag line. Everybody is sick of you, even production. Producers purposely give them these embarrassing tag lines. Erika and her independence? Lady, you’d still be with that old geezer if you hadn’t spent all his fucking money. People that don’t see this are the slow

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – 1/21/25 – Who’s the Boz??
Here we go- In the words of Andy, ‘so much to unpack.’ About Kyle. Again she manages to be the ‘main character’ whilst not sharing barely anything about her life. Maybe I should stop calling her slow. I do think that things are starting to come crashing down for her after the scene was filmed

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 1/14/25 – It’s ALL About Memes
Missed recapping last week. Very sorry. Getting kind of behind again. Last week ended with Dorito and Vyle looking like they were going to rip each other’s faces off because oh my God – PK and Vyle are texting each other. And I don’t believe for one damned second it’s “just memes and jokes.” Also