Does anyone know if there’s ever a Housewife trip where a bitch doesn’t end up in a hospital?? Honest to God. A stroke, really? She was car sick. And I really did miss Crystal ‘insulting and degrading’ Annmarie’s profession. She merely questioned the fact that she said she was a doctor, not a nurse. Maybe

Real quick before I dive in. You know I’ve been making some comments here and there on the taglines, which honestly I normally don’t pay attention to, because I’m not even settled as the intro’s are happening, or I’m not paying attention. The tag lines are getting so utterly ridiculous, I try to tune them

Can’t stand Kyle. I just cannot. She’s such a snarky little fucking bitch. I don’t know why Sutton thinks she needs her as a friend. She’s so fucking disrespectful. She shows up at Sutton’s charges out of her gas guzzling ginormous Rover, as they’re having a little fake friend visit. She ridicules Sutton immediately asking

Well isn’t this awkward for one new Housewife Annemarie Wiley? Not only is she a first year Housewife disaster, and will most like be a one and done, (honestly if you can stand her, them you might be somewhat off yourself) but she’s also jeopardizing her ACTUAL real career and profession, which let’s face it,

I’m confused by Erika’s tag line. “The best part about losing everything, is getting it all back.” I know they don’t come up with them. I used to think they did, but she did agree to repeat it. ‘Getting it all back?’ I hope this wasn’t in reference to her Vegas gig. Because, you know,

I missed doing last week’s recap on this one too. I only got finished with Below Deck and Southern Charm. I was actually kind of relieved to see that they took the week off, because I would have been more behind. They should honestly do that every year on Christmas week. The break was nice.