For some reason Sutton requests a water as her beverage. Never saw Sutton order water, ever, not once. So is she doing this in response to Dorit’s recent comment? Yes. Totally. Dorit wastes no time in asking that question, and Sutton reassures her that has nothing to do with her sudden request of hydration. If

Our new ‘Friend Of’ Jennifer Tilly gets some decent air time in this episode. I think we can all agree she should get a full-time slot. I was seeing these murmurings of how the others, besides Sutton of course don’t want her as a Housewife. Is it jealousy perhaps? Are they threatened? The don’t think

Okayyyyy soooo, the Augusta gang leaves Sutton’s hometown and the lovely welcoming Reba. She hates Garcelle, but Garcelle just laughs it off. She enters the kitchen as they’re recapping Sutton’s convo with her the previous evening. She acts like she’s disappointed they’re leaving. Sutton is very giddy since that convo went so well and now

Reba looks kind of like a goblin. How as a mom, do you admit you’re not a nurturer? And how is she a therapist? Being that cold and just, weird? And Cancer’s ARE supposedly nurturers? I know two that are definitely NOT. I know one that’s a worthless piece of shit with an ugly black-hearted

Who in THE HELL didn’t think that PK was sketchy? I think now that Dorit is finally admitting how sleazy he is, screaming at her, leaving his children for months at a time, it’s safe to assume he was absolutely behind the ‘robbery.’ To me, I always thought their relationship was phony. As they flash

Kyle apologizes for how she left Boz’s event (she never apologized to Boz, we learn later, and didn’t invite her to the dinner.) Erika got that tongue up her fucking butt hole, don’t you worry about that! “Please don’t apologize to me, I’m fiiiiiine.” So how does her asshole actually taste Erika? I feel like