Okayyyyy soooo, the Augusta gang leaves Sutton’s hometown and the lovely welcoming Reba.
She hates Garcelle, but Garcelle just laughs it off.
She enters the kitchen as they’re recapping Sutton’s convo with her the previous evening.
She acts like she’s disappointed they’re leaving. Sutton is very giddy since that convo went so well and now she thinks Reba will be better. She’s probz going to come to Cali and act like a total nightmare.
Reba tells her next time she makes her say ‘I love you’ she’s writing it down and holding it up.
At least she smiled when she said it, unlike Dorit and her purse joke we see later.
And THEN she even says out loud she loves her. Awwww so cute.
This was actually really sweet and didn’t even seem rehearsed. And I mean that literally.
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Boz’s humongous earrings are getting to be a little much. Her cousin Tina visits and we learn more about her past pregnancy journeys and sadly she lost a baby at five months gestation, before she had her daughter.
I wonder if the whole ‘let’s have a baby’ thing was made up so she had something to talk about besides being Dorit’s groupie.
She paints it as perhaps they’re both reconsidering but no one wants to say it.
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I love it when they go from the other ladies’ houses to Erika’s. That shit never gets old.
Preparing for July 4th festies at Dorit’s.
Word’s gotten back to Kyle that Boz called her cold and bitchy. Do you think she really even cares?
So I guess PK has literally just moved to another goddamned continent and ditched his family altogether. It’s actually kind of sad.
Sutton is first to arrive. At least she’s not shitfaced. Didn’t she arrive to someone’s event last season having pre-gamed all day? It was funny.
No one is there to greet her, which is kind of rude. Not the end of of the world, but rude.
She sits there half an hour with not a hostess in sight. Kyle arrives and immediately notices the weirdly placed table facing the door in the middle of the room holding wedding photos of her and PK.
Dorit claims she hasn’t had ‘time’ to take pictures down and didn’t even think about it. Is she serious? It’s literally in the MIDDLE OF THE ENTRY WAY.
Perhaps she put them there for Kyle? If ya know what I mean. Wink wink.
It was funny how Sutton didn’t notice at all, but it was the first thing Kyle saw.
Now the awkward moment of the hour. Dorit has a total stick up her ass still from when Sutton interrupted her droning about PK on the way to Garcelle’s. A fair amount of time has passed, but Dorit is s till bugged.
You would think that she has bigger fish to fry, what with her husband ditching her dumb ass, and telling her she better figure out a way to pay what I’m sure is a very large mortgage.
So in an effort to be snarky, but funny, she yanks Sutton’s Birkin out of her hand
and tells her she’s owed it.
Like you don’t grab a woman’s purse our of her hand, Birkin, Target, whatever, you don’t DO that.
I wish she would have gone all Ubah on her. Or at least said, Dorit “I know you can’t afford one, but you can’t have mine.”
But, alas, Dorit has no comedic timing whatsoever. Nor does she even crack a smile during this pathetic display, and it definitely does not land and is beyond awkward. Kyle stands there not knowing what to say or do. Sutton laughs at her.
Then the alcohol joke. Okay kind of funny, whatever. But still, Dorit, if you have something to say just say it.
I think Sutton definitely drinks a lot. I wouldn’t call it a ‘problem’ per se. It’s not like she has to get up for her 9 -5 every morning.
Let her go. Hopefully she doesn’t fall in the footsteps of Karen Huger and Shannon Beador.
I don’t know that she even drives herself anywhere so I think she’s good.
Dorit tries to act like that comment is no big deal when she knows it is because it was a whole big thing last season, as they were all discussing whether or not she’s an alcoholic.
Well now she wants to storm off and leave. Kyle and Garcelle chase her.
Boz arrives wearing what looks like her daughter’s prom dress. It’s four sizes too small for one thing. And ugly.
What was she thinking? Woman is worth 30 mill and she wears this cheap looking piece of fabric to a picnic? It looks cheap, and it looks cheap, if you get my drift.
Kyle and Garcelle coddle Sutton in a corner which seem a little unnecessary.
This is a little ironic given Sutton’s very recent disapproval of Kyle’s most recent storm-off in a huff.
Okay Dorit she called you a bitch “in your own home.” You were being a bitch, twice, in your own home, and you only emerged from your bedroom ten minutes ago.
I’m going to be judgy about the next outfit that arrives. Erika I thought looked like she was going to a casual event, then wah-wah-wah, I see the shoes.
I like my high heels as much as the next girl, but why wear them freaking everywhere, even to a ‘picnic.’
I was kind of surprised how Erika eagerly joins the babying Sutton clique which congregates by the door. But then again, that’s where Kyle is. so I guess it does make sense.
Kathy H arrives. Not dressed very July 4th-ish.
I wish Kyle would put that shirt down somewhere.
Boz is irritated at the group by the door being rude.
She has to constantly pull her dress down over her hoohaw. She decides she’s going to order the ladies to stop convening by the door and come in and join the party.
Erika complies but I think mainly because she didn’t want to be there in the first place, but she has to do whatever Kyle does.
Boz swoops in and gives her permission to leave.
Who IS this woman and what does Kyle have on her?
Okay so it’s very very evident that Dorit’s extra ‘spunk’ this season is her displaced anger towards PK.
It’s a little funny and entertaining but I think I’ve had enough already.
Don’t be a douche??
Did she seriously say Douche?
Never heard a woman being referred to as a ‘douche.’
Sutton leaves.
Let’s face it, these two have never gotten along from Day 1.
Sutton thinks she’s just jealous of her wealth. I’m not saying she’s not.
Dorit learns she officially left and bitches how she was called a bitch, when she was trying to be a bitch.
Erika is acting and walking so weird. She’s like fake-happy and cordial to me.
Maybe it’s the weird stiletto sneakers making her walk like that. She’s been talking about her hotdog for what seems like an eternity.
Boz starts acting like Dorit’s mouth piece again. Garcelle tells her to knock it off.
Blahhhh, I hate it, but Erika’s kind of right that Garcelle has been doing the same thing with Sutton. But still shut up, Erika, you’re not exactly any kind of moral police. Eat your fucking hotdog.
Now it’s Boz lady versus Kyle. Kyle hasn’t felt that she’s been at all cold. Kyle cold? Never. Not being welcoming to someone? Never.
They go back and forth, and it’s typical Kyle verses someone not taking her dumb shit which doesn’t really happen all that often.
Erika’s in the middle just chowing down and making weird faces.
Kyle’s upset about the Boz and Dorit love fest and to be fair is kind of excruciating. Especially when you know this was an assignment for them to be besties.
Kathy’s so fucking dumb. No wonder Big Kathy ordered them all to marry well. She knew what she was working with.
Kyle and Dorit have sort of a heartfelt conversation and get their friendship back on track, then decide to go upstairs to chat where we see that Dorit’s clothing/closet/bedroom area is in complete disarray.
Which makes Kyle feel better she says. That’s weird. I guess it’s a contest.
They commiserate on their separations and inevitable divorces. It is very strange, but their situations are almost identical. Mario is being a little nicer would be the big difference I’m seeing whereas PK don’t give a fuck. I wonder if we’ll be seeing him again this season.
Seems like Mario is stringing Kyle along with some six-month promise to reevaluate. You know he just said that to get her off his case so he could get his condo and get laid.
It pains Kyle to have to admit to all of this on camera. You can tell she doesn’t like all of Dorit’s point-blank questions, but she’s handling it because she knows she has to. If you’re going to call Housewives your ‘job’ then do your fucking job. Spill it!!
Kyle hates to admit that her situation is very similar to Dorit’s.
How are these broads even sitting here contemplating whether or not Mario and PK want divorces. They want divorces. Believe me, they want OUT.
Mario can barely stomach Kyle and PK is hiding in London, probably planning the next ‘robbery.’ This house isn’t gonna pay for itself.
