Reba looks kind of like a goblin.
How as a mom, do you admit you’re not a nurturer? And how is she a therapist?
Being that cold and just, weird?
And Cancer’s ARE supposedly nurturers? I know two that are definitely NOT.
I know one that’s a worthless piece of shit with an ugly black-hearted wife with no soul and no ability no admit she’s wrong. With Ozempic face. Blghhh.
Kyle gets the hell out of there asap when she starts snapping at Avi. Don’t blame her at all. First time I will agree with Kyle.
I think we might know why Avi’s mere presence annoys Reba. She’s a little, umm, old school.
Old, Old Old school.
Avi suggested she change out of those hideous shorts, which she didn’t take too kindly. He didn’t say THAT, but that’s what he was thinking. I’m sorry she’s 82, I guess she doesn’t care, but that’s no excuse to not dress for your age and/or body.
And those shorts AIN’T IT, and someone needs to tell her.
I guess Garcelle’s hungry. She’s lurking around the dining room table wondering why it’s not set.
That’s okay, I get impatient when I’m hungry too.
Guess Kyle, since she’s newly single (you would have thought it would have been the other way around) is now jumped on the glamwagon when she goes on trips.
Remember she bragged she didn’t need glam and what a waste of money it was. Now she doesn’t seem to care, since Mario just sends her money? She doesn’t feel the need to ‘budget.’
It really is a sad story about Sutton’s dad. It’s like Lifetime Movie sad.
I like how Kyle pretends to give a fuck. She’s such a bad actress. Which is why we’re stuck with her as a Housewife.
Reba’s in the kitchen screaming at poor Avi about the grits.
I know I said this in my last week’s recap, which I just finished, I’m so behind, but I can’t picture this goblin lady as therapist.
Aren’t therapists supposed to be like, good listeners, compassionate and empathetic??
I guess she’s the no-nonsense one you would go to when ya need some ‘tough love.’ Or tough hatred. Or someone to just yell at you.
Her advice would be “shut the fuck up and stop yer whinin!”
“You aren’t English that’s for sure” she tells Garcelle.
What in the literal fuck? There are black people in England Reba. Or did she mean she’s not American. Either way, just wow.
Garcelle advises her how she needs to tell Sutton she loves her and is proud of her.
And we already knew how that was going to land. She tells her it’s none of her beeswax, with a sinister smile.
What is Kyle wearing? I know I tend to bitch about too much black, but not sure I’m like this naughty nurse look either. I think she should stay away from white too. She needs color. Kyle, if you’re listening, you need bright colors.
It also looks very… cheap. Guess since she sprung for glam she had to wear a Forever 21 dress.
Sutton wants to visit her childhood home.
Kyle trying to look interested and caring is funny.
I’m just going to go ahead and make a judgy comment and say, why on EARTH was there a loaded gun in that house given her dad’s mindset AND even announcing he wanted to kill himself? Like NO ONE thought to remove it??
I’m just. Sayin.’
Why does her mom keep looking at her watch? Like what else does she have to do?
Oh my God those shorts. Just NO!!
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Erika shut up. Just shut up. She’s “excited about life again.” Why? Because she’s finally out of the Bravo news cycle since there’s been so much drama? No one cares about Tom’s theft and her beyond outrageous and embarrassing spending habits. That’s why she’s ‘excited.’
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Boz and this baby thing, I’m hoping it’s just a ‘story line’ because as I said last week, dude does NOT seem into it at all. And listening to her talk about having a kid, at 47, to a guy she doesn’t know that well, is excruciating.
I guess she’s trying to put her daughter on a sugar high so she doesn’t notice how ridiculous it all sounds.
I think there’s going to be a nip slip like any second. Is this what a normal person wears to hang out at home with your teenage daughter? IS this because she’s trying to sell her this baby idea?
I actually think her daughter’s imitation of her was spot-on but Boz didn’t think so. She just needed to do a grunt or two at the end. I think it’s kind of creepy how that dude intruded on her vacation with her daughter. She didn’t even know her mom was seeing someone. It’s creepy.
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Of course Kyle WOULD say she ‘loves’ Sutton’s mom. Read the room, Kyle.
She’s such a space cadet. Just sit there and flip your hair. I think it’s been an entire 32 seconds since you last flipped it.
They head to her childhood home in which someone else lives in (do they like know a man offed himself in it?) but are willing to let them in.
Sutton is immediately anxious.
The people that live there seem lovely. I’m sure that means Kyle hates them.
This house is gorge and a lot bigger than it looked from the outside.
I’m glad Garcelle is with her. Kyle meh. Sorry she’s here actually. She throws off the whole vibe. This was the assignment.
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Dorit and Erika being besties – what is happening?? Erika is funny. She’s tryin’ SO HARD to be likable and possibly succeeding for some. Definitely not me, because I can see she’s pretending and trying to rebrand. A lot like BlaBla last VPR season. I think I mentioned before those two seem like mother and daughter. Personality-wise anyway.
She looks so bizarre trying to be fun-loving and giddy. Something is so wrong with this. I think I like her better when she’s scowling. At least it’s authentic.
Boz announces that this dude that doesn’t seem that into her, how they haven’t said ‘I love you’ to each other, however think they’re having a baby together in their combined age of like 100.
I think that should be the rule of thumb when deciding to have a baby. If your combined ages are three digits, Please don’t. That’s so not fair to that child
Whatever Boz is wearing, that looks like a Flintstones onsie, it’s horrific.
As they flash on that beach scene where I was initially like “awwww he’s so sweet…” I’m changing my mind. He was acting a little sketchy there too when he answered her that he dates to get married. Lie.
Dorit couldn’t wait to turn the convo around to herself and the PK drama.
Erika tries to hurry her along and get to the point. Dorit’s too stupid to see that’s what she’s trying to do.
Five minutes into it, and we still don’t know if the conversation was friendly or not. To be fair Erika keeps interrupting with these overcompensating ooooooh’s and awwww’s to make it seem like she gives a fuck.
She’s worse that Kyle with her fake interest and compassion.
So she finally gets out that the convo was indeed semi-friendly. Boz and Erika think it’s a ‘trick’ to get her to let her guard down. I don’t even have an opinion on that because I so do not care one bit.
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Back in Georgia, that Portia and Mario European excursion seems a little strange.
He’s leaving two sixteen year-old’s alone in Spain and going off to meditate in Switzerland and party with PK in South of France. Kyle doesn’t seem concerned.
Tough life Mario.
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Sutton is stressed preparing dinner for the crowd. Poor Avi is getting the brunt of it.
So her mom still had a Christmas Eve dinner, 24 hours after her husband offed himself in the house? That’s cold.
Kyle debuts a new yap look. While I love her hair this length, so much better, not sure I’m loving the clown suit.
This poor ‘housekeeper’ of Sutton’s, she looks positively miserable. Why does she have to wear that lab coat?
I don’t know that I take Sutton’s business seriously either. Eeks sorry. Seems like kind of a hobby.
But her mom should be supportive and at least act interested.
Sutton talks about her clothing line and something about London, and Reba comments how ground beef is made in ‘Cooba.’ Assume she means Cuba. Oh God, this lady.
She casually asks when their flight is the following day. I’m sure she’s anxious for this to be over with. Don’t worry we’re anxious too.
Sutton sits her down and urges her to just say she’s proud of her.
The goblin lady is aloof as usual and asks her why would she think she ‘s not. She doesn’t think she needs to ‘say it.’ She thinks all of that is “trite and inconsequential.” What kind of therapist IS this lady?
Therapists are usually all about communication. But mmkay, maybe things are different down there.
Then she mocks Sutton for copying her by now having a career.
Sutton invites her to Cali for her fashion show (ugh not another Housewife fashion show.) She actually seems receptive for a second, and doesn’t act totally put out like she’s been acting for this whole entire visit.
Reba seemed a little scripted in that scene, but at least it seemed to have ended on a somewhat positive note, even though she kind of has a sick sinister smile on her face.
She reminds me of my ex-HUSBAND AND HIS UGLY JEALOUS INSECURE WIFE, who turned my daughter against me with lies about me, because she’s sick with jealousy.
Who does that shit and sleeps at night?>???
Some women let jealousy rule their life, and it’s so very, very sad and pathetic.
