What did we think of the intro? A little much right? What’s with all of the slow-mo lately on Bravo?
Erika thinks she’s 25, and making an 80’s music video.
Washing her leased Porsche, still not the least bit concerned how she lived lavishly off of other people’s money that Tom stole for several years. Not HER problem. They’re not HER victims. All she cares about is HER!
For real though, all jokes aside, what is wrong with her?
And Dorito with all of those shopping bags? Gimme a break. I guarantee you they’re empty.
Does Boz really think she’s a model?
Dorit’s got the shopping bags again as she drops in on Boz gifting her a $2,000 Hermes blanket.
Why do the Housewives NEVER close their purses? Do they all have ADD or what?
I would love to think this friendship is genuine but I think Dorito wanted a black friend so she would appear less racist.
Dorito leaving 15 minute voice notes is not surprising in the least. Boz wants to get into it right away digging in about PK.
Doritos insists it’s ‘okay’ and it’s not bugging her. Let’s not pull a Kyle here. You’re paid A LOT to share the good the bad and the ugly, so let’s have it. We had to endure how wonderful PK was for several years, now we’d like to have the actual truth. He was never all that.
Boz does get her riled up. She’s not buying Doritos’ nonchalance.
The fake accent! Now since she’s not with PK anymore, she pulls out an Italian one! “that’s it that’s it!!” in reference to PK making out with a girl on the street.
She filed for divorce that day.
I’m sure that was PK’s exact intention to get her to file. He probably hired the chick. Why were PK and Doritos the ONLY ones in the bleachers at the Jagger’s baseball game”
She again brags about ‘covering for him’ as she mentioned several times last season.
Dumb ass tryin’ to get joint custody to get out of child support payments for the next ten years. Can’t blame the dude for trying.
Doritos complains about Kyle not ‘checking on her’ and the text four days later does not count. My opinion: I don’t think Kyle wants to commiserate with her about Mario, and also she just doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but herself.
Wonder if she still communicates with PK? You know ONLY “jokes and memes”
Not surprising to me that Kyle was full of shit at the reunion with her pledge to get their friendship back on track. Maybe she doesn’t like the 17 minute voice notes either.
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I love how Kyle (and you want catch me saying that very much) is always cooking for her daughters and ‘complaining’ pretending she doesn’t enjoy it. Just say you enjoy it Kyle there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s sweet. She literally only has one or two redeeming qualities and she doesn’t even want to own this one.
The butter is burning Kyle because the heat is up too high. Thought she was good at this?
They’re planning Alexia’s wedding which we know took place in September of this year. This whole thing with her lavish wedding makes me feel so bad for Farrah. This has to be hard with her engagement being called off last year, and she’s several older too. Good for her for trying to hide it pretty well. You can see it in her face though.
Kyle of course had to make this about her and grab her wedding album. I wouldn’t be pulling out my wedding album for a failed marriage at this time but that’s Kyle.
They make fun of Mario and his over the top PDA with random thirty year old women everywhere and anywhere. He wants the pics taken. Just like PK. He’s trying to get Kyle to file too.
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So not to brag, before Housewives or maybe in the beginning of my watching Housewives, I did watch the Rachel Zoe Project.
I loved it. I don’t recall her guy being that much of an asshole that I’m seeing when they play the flashes. It’s not the norm to be with someone and entire almost two decades before you have a child together, but that’s the case with them. Seems like after they hit that milestone their relationship went south.
Of course she’s friends with Kathy. That’s the main reason she probably got the job. And if she’s friends with Kathy she probably has no tolerance for Kyle.
She has to be making those two shakin’ in their boots since they deem themselves the fashionistas of the show. And they’re not. Doritos and her rented clothes. Sit the hell down.
Rachel basically rambles on a verbal resume to us. I get that she wants to flex, but be a little bit humble maybe.
It’s funny to me how they talk about ‘summer coming’ in LA. I mean it’s December and it’s literally 80 there right now. Assholes it’s always summer!!!
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Erika still dresses really stupid and calls it ‘fashion.’ Even when she had a never ending spigot of (other peoples) money, she still dressed like a teenager who tries too hard to be hip.
She and Kyle are dropping in on Sutton “on the fucking main road” who is hosting a luncheon. We get graced with the company of Reba. Sutton just got robbed apparently, if you heard that.
Again, what is wrong with Erika? How many fucking personalities does this broad have? She’s so polite, and calls Reba ma’am? For real what is going on. I know it is the real Erika since her outfit is ridiculous, but “ma’am??”
No more Avi. I think we all saw that coming last season. Not shocked and also, don’t care. Sutton treated him crappy and I’m sure he’s now fine.
Now this is so annoying. This ‘confusion’ over why Garcelle shut all of these dumb bitches out of her life. She didn’t need them. She didn’t need this shit, she didn’t need this show.
Also you’re all fucking racist, and there’s THAT. Bravo really needs to work on how they allow white women to treat the minority ladies they bring on the show. And I’m not even one to make things about race typically. But this definitely was.
I love love love how Kathy shows up to social gatherings on this show. She just does not care about impressing these fake ass poser bitches at all.
I actually think she h as much better style than what she showcases here. I kind of think she’s trying to show the ladies and viewers athat she doesn’t care about impressing anyone.
The other ladies painstakingly plan and agonize over their outfits for filming. Kathy does not and I love that for her.
I guess a big story line for Sutton is that her ex wants their marriage annulled. Everyone is acting like this is some kind of reflection on Sutton, which as women, we should NOT be taking her ex’s side. I know we’re only getting one side of the story but I choose to believe Sutton that he is a controlling beady-eyed needle dick narcissist, and not easy to live with or be married to. Yes I know Sutton’s weird quirky and annoying, but remember both can be true.
Either he’s just being a total fucking douche bag or he wants to get remarried in a Catholic church, and they are requiring him to have the marriage annulled. That’s really what makes the most sense. They’ve been divorced for several years, so why suddenly want the marriage annulled?
And it’s in the church’s eyes so it doesn’t really mean it never happened. I feel like it’s a little more dramatic sounding than what it actually is.
Minnie Pearl randomly starts cutting the tag off of her hat at the table. What’s funny is that I was seriously going to make a Minnie Pearl joke when I saw her hat.
They discuss PK and Kyle jumps in to defend him immediately reassuring us he didn’t know the pic with the girl was being taken. And you know his how exactly Kyle?
She’s so dumb. She always tells on herself like a child! In the next breath she claims she hasn’t spoken to him. She’s a clown! I think Mario dumped her simply because she’s so fucking stupid.
Gotta wrap up! Stay tuned for Part 2!
