This is interesting. Sutton has decided to forego the vodka and Ruby Red, at least for now.
She’s made a ‘lifestyle choice’ she says. She’s careful to point out it’s not due to an alcohol problem.
Cast trip to Sedona is being planned by Sutton.
Please NOT one of these ‘healing’ trips. They’re never healing. No one heals. There may be some heels flying, but no one ‘heals.’
She strives for a friendship with Dorit. I have one question. WHY? Kyle’s been trying to get rid of her friendship with Dorit.
She snaps at Tilly, who was just making a joke. I think we see these two on the outs this season.
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Kyle drops in on Dorit. She’s eager to know the tea on her kids being in Florida and whether or not PK was still trying to horn in on the trip.
I feel like Kyle should know what’s going on with PK, even though she claims she doesn’t.
They flash on a scene where Kyle tells Dorit that she’ll have Mario to talk to PK and set him straight.
Kyle, of course didn’t. This has nothing to do with her. She doesn’t care.
Dorit again tries to explain to her the erratic way that he’s acting, and Kyle again tells her she doesn’t believe her. At least she had the sense to sort of stop herself. I don’t get what she does not get about not knowing someone as well as you think you do if you don’t live with him, or aren’t married to him.
You have to understand that PK HATES Dorit. He doesn’t give a fuck, Kyle. He treats her differently then he treats you. This isn’t hard.
Kyle tries to defend her disloyalty by saying “if I told you this about Mo, you wouldn’t believe it.”
Dorit clarifies she would be surprised, but would believe what Kyle was saying.
I’m not a big Dorit fan, but does it make sense that she would be lying?
I don’t know what the hell sense it makes to send Mo to ‘talk some sense into him’ which is I guess the end goal here.
And let’s be real, is Mo a good candidate to be the voice of reason?
Riddle me this: How is Kyle going to mediate and handle this if she doesn’t even believe Dorit to begin with??
Kyle tells her that PK claims that she is making it hard for him to see the kids.
Dorit shoots that down, and says he knows it’s a bad look that he’s not making an effort, so he’s blaming her.
When he graces them with his presence after a month, he wants them to drop everything to spend time with him. According to Dorit.
And what does he do exactly that he can’t live in LA, or even the U.S.? Managing Boy George?? Please.
Dorit claims she’s been trying to schedule a mediation but he keeps canceling it.
Kyle has a hard time defending that one. It makes it look like PK don’t want a resolution. Or perhaps he’s embarrassed.
Dorit decides she’d rather talk to Mo directly, and Kyle seems receptive to that. I have no idea why these two babbling nincompoops think it’s smart to involve PK’s friend in all of this. A guy doesn’t want involved in all of this fucking drama about kids, especially about HIS friend.
This should be interesting because as we ALL know, they kind of little crushes on each other. Much like Kyle and PK do.
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So Kathy is having a small dinner soiree. Sutton and Tilly are first to arrive. Amanda has to be thrilled to be a guest at the Hilton’s. She tries to play it cool but you know she’s dying inside. Sutton is right. She does have the ‘one-up’ energy going. Or at least the ‘yes I have that too’ energy.
She rambles and tries hard to impress them.
Kathy seems annoyed and bored.
She perks up when they start gossiping about Dorit and PK.
Amanda got Kyle’s POV, who pointed out Dorit is embellishing and perhaps leaving out important info, so now Amanda is doubting Dorit’s ‘side.’
What does she think about Erika? Oh God. She recaps the story about her ordering a mocktail at Tilly’s and Erika yelled out ‘boo!! No!!’
You’ll rarely catch me defending Erika, but I do think she was just being goofy, and silly and it was not that big of a deal.
Amanda’s proud of a later interaction in the evening where she felt like she ‘one-upped’ Erika in a convo about cancers being emotional or mean. I guess Erika’s a cancer. I don’t know. Who cares.
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They leave for Sedona.
You can tell Amanda tries too hard to impress the ladies. She wears gaudy LV logos. Rachel gives that a slight diss as not being ‘Sedona.’
Dorit whose kids are in another state, arrives an hour and a half late. I guess it’s too much to call and let anyone know. She doesn’t care she’s late because “that’s why you fly private.” Okay Dorit. You also kept everyone waiting on your for an hour and a half.
Kathy is acting like the idiot that she is, asking about people that stayed there literally 100 years ago asking ‘where they are now.’ They’re dead Kathy.
Rachel thought it would be smarter to overnight her luggage instead of taking it on the private plane with her. Sometimes watching Housewives makes me feel really smart.
Boz is seriously trying to have a baby with this dude? She’s 48.
Amanda brags about how much she spent on ‘crystals.’
Sutton’s being dramatic about going back to her maiden name as if it’s some sort of rebirth or whatever.
Kyle who is severely ADHD, and has a hard time processing information that doesn’t have to do with shopping and clothes, asks Amanda about her online money-making/marrying rich courses.
It all sounds legit, albeit a little strange, but legit. By legit, I mean the site does actually exist.
This is her site, if anyone wanted to take a peek. Just from glancing through it looks a little like a gold digger how-to. Not sure how lucrative this actually is.
She drones on and on and on. This girl has no self-awareness. She needed to keep this short and sweet. These ladies have the attention span of a fly. She has no clue from the body language that no one was listening.
Tilly asks Erika about this so-called mystery man, and she divulges some basic info. I don’t even care.
That ended without a huge dinner argument, and that’s amazing!!
