Why are the Below Dick reunions so low budget ???
back in the day they used to be at a separate studio like the Housewife reunions, then they moved to just being in the clubhouse, now they’re just zoom reunions. I get it last year (not really but I’ll say I get it
Fuck me here we go with Malia banging Jake. Yeah he was quiet, but she was ready to move in, believe me, she was ready.
God back to the first episode when absolutely NO ONE (including a sous chef) out of TEN people had a fucking clue how to cook ANY — THING . A N Y – T H I NNNNGGG. Omfg I was freaking. Good times. Who can’t cook a fucking steak ???
Why keep Mathew despite the antics ??? because his food was good. He’s a good chef. Period. It’s not hard Andy. Chefs are always temperamental and weird . Ben, Malia’s previous fuck friend whatever his name is. He was having tantrum after tantrum and threatening to leave. I was watching an old below deck season and Ben actually demanded silence when he was “plating”
So they bring up Loony Bin Lexi. All of my Bravo Twitter family called it, so many comments when this was going on that , Sandy would say
“she didn’t know and had she known she would have been fired after that first incident”
But they were all explaining to her how awful it was. lame excuse.
Of course Lexi is blaming everyone else and ‘editing’ This is very classic of a very self-centered spoiled entitled and narcissistic person.
Not sure why she’s posting shit about the black thing in regards to Mzi. She is the one that issued the racial slur to mzi. And if she’s so innocent and not ashamed and didn’t do anything wrong , why is she not here right now ? It’s on zoom so scheduling shouldn’t be an issue ??
Delaney is making an appearance. Malia is now claiming she ‘stood by’ Katie’s decision when she mumbled under her breath constantly and pissed and moaned in her confessionals. LIE.
Delaney embellished on her CV somewhat, but she seemed to pick up quickly. She was busting her ass, while Lazy Loony was napping in the corner or stuffing her face. But in the end it was katie’s decision whether or not to keep her after the demon FINALLY got shit canned, and they did ok without the 3rd stew.
Messy Malia certainly wasn’t bitchin after the tip money was doled out now was she ?????
topic now is Malia NOT snitching on David and the jet ski mishap. Think she was trying to be the ANTI SNITCHER because she got SO MUCH HEAT about snitching on Hannah .
And his injury – She should have reported the injury to Sandy . It shouldn’t matter WHEN it took place, off or on duty. ??? again lame lame excuse.
What are they talkin about ? What is ‘Split?’ im too tired to look it up. I don’t care, apparently there was nudity and Andy is salivating.
Courtney is shit faced.
Andy seems obsessed with malia and this jake dude she’s fucking, maybe he likes him.
He is cute so … who knows.
This reunion was lame.
