So we have a Harlem Nights birthday party for Ross – wonder where she got that idea. Oh well, whatever. Even if she did copy, seems as if she’s paying for it herself, not mooching off of a friend. (Salt Lake City reference)
Ralph arrives sans Drew, and tells people that ask that she isn’t feeling good/family emergency. That’s code for they were brawling, or perhaps there was some sort of Bravo pay issue not worked out yet. Family emergency, really? That’s the cliché excuse people use when they just don’t wanna come.
Family emergency my ass. No one even asked what the emergency is. Like are one of the kids sick? Someone in trouble? Guess they all knew it was bullshit.
Most of you know, probably that Drew filed for divorce at some point during filming late last year, so get ready for all of that very predictable drama. Guess she finally surrendered and realized Ralph is a fucking piece of mentally, verbally abusive fucking maggot shit. Hate him. Apparently there was a literal race to the courthouse to file and she beat him by like a half hour. So adult.
I wonder how many copies of his stupid book actually sold. I don’t know who the hell would be dumb enough to buy that rag, on this loser trying to dole out parenting advice. There’s nothing like a narcissistic parent. Please.
Sheree is officially dating this Martell dude, also a reality star from Love & Marriage: Huntsville. Never heard of it.
Already there is drama over what kind of dude he is, and that he’s possibly using her for publicity.
He is giving me a little bit of a bad vibe. He lives in Alabama, so I guess that qualifies as a long distance relationship. And we know how well those usually work out.
There’s strife between Kandi and Sheree. Kandi has been spoofing her, and Sheree is annoyed.
The ‘She by Sheree’ website is up and running. I just checked it out. But the critique is correct, that it seems extremely overpriced. Like $72 for a plain white basic work-out top? There were issues with the site previously. I was reading in the fall last year I think, that her merch was also sold on Shein for a fraction of the price. She was criticized for doing what’s called ‘white labeling’ which is purchasing generic style clothing, and slapping your label on it, instead of creating her own original designs and ideas.
Here is the link if you want to check it out. It’s pretty pricey.
Kandi gossips to the ladies about the site being down, and how she doesn’t know what she’s doing and won’t take any advice, Sheree claims it was due to the high traffic.
I think maybe she shut it down when all of the talk started about her ripping people off with her Shein shit, totally overpriced.
Or perhaps the influx of visitors was not due to “overwhelming interest” in purchasing, but more so, curiosity when the news broke how she was selling the same clothing items as Shein. I know that’s why I logged on.
I didn’t spend a lot of time on it, but I did see one of the items that was causing a stir. It was a pink leggings and cropped sweatshirt with stars on it, that she was selling for like $130. Shein had the same exact set listed for around $30.
Some of Kandi’s confessional looks are kind of – different. I can’t grasp the popularity of this white eyeliner thing. And those earrings on Marlo? Yikes.
Looks like some new ‘friends of’ are being introduced. Monyetta and Courtney.
Kenya has a new beau. Good for her. Hopefully it’s not another Markus, or the dude before him. I wasn’t watching during the previous dude, but I’ve seen clips and wow, what a douche !! She turned out to be one of my faves last season. She did have her moments, but she dropped the mean girl act for the most part, and handled Marlo’s irrational displaced anger and jealousy fits directed at her, like a champ.
“Bitch, I’m perfect” will surely go down as at least in the top ten off-the-cuff Housewife quotes of all time.
Kenya shares that Sheree’s new dude ‘lightweight’ hit her up. So, not a shocker, he sent her some flirty messages over Insta. Of course the dude was trying to snag a Housewife. Of course Kenya was his first choice. She tries to pull up the messages, but he deleted them.
Girl, why did you not screenshot that shit? When in doubt, always screenshot.
Kandi and Todd are having the exact same clashes as they were last season. Yawn. I’m paraphrasing, but Kandi explains it, that poor little Todd feels inferior to her, due to her extreme ‘worldwide’ success, and is desperately trying to keep up. He begs for her help, and she’s just much too busy and important to help him. Apparently he’s writing a script, or multiple movie scripts.
Kandi then, starts to cry about how Todd tries to make everything seem like her fault, when she describes an occurrence about a scheduling issue. I don’t mean to be man bashing right off the bat, but Todd to me, comes across as kind of sketchy and sneaky. Little man syndrome. Little dick energy as the Atlanta ladies say.
Sanya is back with us, as I assumed she would be. Still, her whole damned fam living under her roof. Mom, Dad, sister, the husband, and their two kids. So it’s a weird dynamic. It is. And as if that wasn’t odd enough, her brother-in-law is now her assistant, along with her sister being her hair stylist.
I can’t even fathom how they think this is all going to work out without hating each other. It’s just a little too much of mixing money, business and family. And they’re living under one roof.
Sister complains that Sanya isn’t respecting boundaries, and that she expects them to serve her 24/7 at every whim.
Sanya brags that she provides income for them, so they should do whatever the hell she says. Paraphrasing, but someone seems a little full of herself. She’s kind of reminding me of Kandi talking about Todd in her yap. They’re talking about these people as if they scraped them out of the gutter, and they’d be on the streets if it wasn’t for them. Did anyone else get this feeling?
They sound like total fucking Queen Bee divas. Like stop. Neither one of them are as exceptional as they claim to be, if you ask me.
One thing is for sure, Sanya seems really, really excited to be back. Like to the extent of, you kind of wonder, what is she on?
The brother-in-law doesn’t seem to be too pleased to be her assistant. He seems to have an attitude about just doing his job. He doesn’t really seem overly lively and ambitious. Perhaps that’s why he’s not succeeding at real estate. He needs whatever Sanya is on.
I’m joking about that, of course. I think she’s just really, really happy to have the extra clout of being a Housewife, and bossing around her whole family on TV. Like what is she again? Oh, yeah, a track star. Okay.
Not sure about the Bop Bop Bop sweatshirts she and Ross are wearing. Did they say what that was all about, or just pointed them out?
Sister accuses Sanya of being in a bubble and not seeing what is going on with anyone else’s schedule. Well then maybe sister and family should find their own house to live in? Ross excuses himself, and Sanya seems caught off guard by the reprimand.
Kandi sulks and bitches to Todd about working on his movie script when it’s ‘family time.’ She sings about not having energy, when she literally is serving take out food. I guess that’s stressful and tiring for her.
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Marlo still has the nephews. Apparently sister is out of jail, but doesn’t really seem interested in speaking with, or seeing her kids.
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Sanya visits Sheree. They work out together for a minute until they start talking about Sanya’s family strife, and then new friend Courtney arrives. They indulge in champagne and smoothies.
Courtney complains about Kandi, and tells them they Kandi was calling people and asking about her and complaining that Courtney said that they were friends. Okay, so you already know this is going to be the end of the world, and cause a big blow-out, when normal people would be like, who cares.
Sheree throws some shade on Kandi with a joke about how the only time she’s not talking about her is when she’s eating, or you know whatting, “but not in a locker room.” I’m not going to lie, since Sheree said it first. I’ll admit I did notice she looks like she put on weight.
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Sanya brags about how much coin that she spent on Ross’s birthday party. 100g. Isn’t that so tacky to do that? I think it is.
I guess Kandi has been having a field day imitating and spoofing the other Housewives. It does seem like a strange past time and money making endeavor for someone claiming to be so talented and successful.
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Party time and Ralph shows up solo. He did say in his yap there is something going on with her father. That’s the ‘family emergency.’
Marlo for whatever reason, wants to stay out of the drama. We’ll see how long that lasts. I’m wondering if she’s going to be coming for Kenya again this season. I’m thinking she’s not. She got pretty dragged for that last season. The general consensus seemed to be extreme envy and anger that she’s not Kenya.
So, I’m sorry, but that’s pretty embarrassing to Marlo.
Everyone greets each other, and you can smell trouble in the air.
Kenya throws shade at Sheree dating “dumb dudes” but that sounds like something she should probably just keep her mouth shut about. Just sit this one out, Kenya.
So the “Courtney’s going around telling people she’s my friend, how dare she” argument is brewing to get going for real. I can’t even say this sounds like middle school, it sounds more like second grade.
“Oh my God, she said she’s my friend, and I’m not her friend!” I think I may have said that in second grade, honestly.
So here we go – Courtney approaches Kandi, and it gets embarrassingly off kilter pretty fast.
Back and forth of this:
“I don’t know you, I never heard of you.”
“Well that’s okayyyyy.”
“What’s with the bad energy?”
“Theres no bad energy”
“I don’t know you.”
“Well l don’t know YOU.”
“I’m about to head butt this bitch.“
Really??
Wake me when this over.
It is kind of funny when Courtney tells Kandi to calm the fuck down, when she’s the one going off and acting nuts.
Yes folks, this is happening,
Meanwhile, Sheree gets jumped about Martell, and what the streets have been saying, and how he communicated with Kenya, or attempted to.
Kenya tells her that Martell had DM’d her and Sheree wants to see the messages.
She summons him over, and we end on that note.
