Real Housewives of Dallas

Finale guys!!!! What?? Miss Goat, she croaked? I’m goin with the grass fertilizer reason, makes sense. Since goats eat everything! Probably shouldn’t have been using fertilizer with the her roaming

Caroline realizes these women are too damned dumb to understand what she was trying to say. Then again, don’t really think she explained it that well either. But like I

Caroline Stanbury is packing for the girls trip to Nurai Island. She walks around apparently with some weird lizard attached to her shoulder. That seems very un-Carolineish. Also she walks

The argument continues with Brooks and Sara. Something got her extra riled up over this. It sort of seemed like someone egged her on. Sara looks to them, and says

Getting prepared for the nuptials of the happy couple. Ayan has chosen her look for the engagement event, where Caroline has demanded everyone wear white. Preparing for the parents to

Caroline Brooks’ pink 20’s inspired dress! love love love! Maybe a lot for lunch but oh well, I’ll allow it, since it’s so freaking adorable. The shoes too, extra cute,

Ugh didn’t blog last week about this one – sorry !!! Opens with Caroline and Sergio visiting the site where their home is being built. She brags in her yap