Beverly Hills Reunion Part 2 (part 1 of recap)

You can tell what a boner Andy has for Kathy Hilton to have her at the reunion, even if it’s just for a minute, when she made not one dang appearance on the show! At all!

Whatever Andy. Part 2. Only three parts this year. Again, could’ve totally done two.

Doing two different parts for my recap. Like Dorit, I can be long-winded (only not as boring as Dorit, I hope.)

Okay Kyle, is it SUCH a huge fucking thing that Dorit just said like ‘hear Kathy out’ at last year’s reunion? If I remember correctly, Kyle was droning on and on about how she was the victim, as usual, and wasn’t even listening to Kathy trying to tell her the way Kyle was treating her, and the way she felt.

I’m sorry I know Kathy is a bitch, I see that, but on that Aspen trip last season, Kyle was being a fucking little see you next Tuesday to her sister. And I know what it’s like to be treated like that for no reason.

Making fun of her shoes, her purse, putting her in a shitty room (she didn’t complain btw, which I think disappointed Kyle.)

This woman is literally 55 and still acting like a bratty little sister. Also If I remember correctly, as soon as Kyle told her to butt out she did.

They roll the clip. She said ‘no problem’ and dropped it.

Kyle comes up with random shit to be pissed off at Dorit and Sutton about. She especially enjoys throwing Sutton under the bus for some reason. I guess because she can.

I don’t think Red Riding Hood cared about the audience in that moment when she said that. She was merely voicing her opinion of what she was witnessing. That’s the kind of shit Kyle does. A little projection perhaps.

I think she genuinely thought Kyle should STFU and listen for once. Dorit was actually being very supportive of her at that reunion, and I think her intentions were good. If you also recall and I do, (although I can’t remember why I walked upstairs) because things will sometimes stick out for me because I recall writing about them, Dorit was in her dressing room consoling her while her ‘good friends’ Rinna and Erika couldn’t have cared less. Rinna was running through the hallways ranting about being ‘canceled’ and Erika was busy guzzling her vodka drink, and it didn’t even occur to them to check on Kyle when she was so fucking distraught about Kathy. But sure Kyle, let’s pick on fucking Dorit, when in this instance she doesn’t deserve at all.

Typical fucking Kyle, for her to have been sitting her massaging Erika’s asshole, and pretended to be fine about the fucking “eviscerate her” comment that was made a mere week or two prior which is HIGHLY fucking offensive, and such a douchey thing to say about a so-called friend, but SO MAD at Dorit for simply suggesting she listen to Kathy’s side at the last reunion a year and a half ago!!!!

You can’t make this shit up!!

Does this broad listen to herself? Is her self-awareness that fucking non-existent?

She was so mad about this, that she carried that into this season’s filming many months later.

She can’t be serious. Is she like playing with us, or is she this fucking dumb?? Or does she think we’re this dumb?

I’m usually on Garcelle’s side because I thinks she gets treated crappy unnecessarily a lot, but she didn’t need to intervene here. Dorit had nothing to apologize for. I don’t blame her for being pissy with the comment. I think at this point, Garcelle just hates Dorit, which I don’t blame her for. She’s racist.

Kyle, you did have A PROBLEM with alcohol. so lose the air quotes. She got completely trashed at every single event. I would say chugging enough margs to the point where you’re aggressively grabbing your ‘friend’ and shaking her, IS someone with a slight problem. Or maybe a big problem.

I’m so tired of the huge federal case about her tattoos and ‘excessive’ working out. Working out is the furthest thing from a concern, she looks great, and her fucking tatts are these teeny tiny itty bitty black drawings that NO ONE even fucking sees.

Sutton wants to address her comments that she has an eating disorder and alcohol problem. There’s a lot of alcohol talk this season. Erika seemed to havre gotten her problem under control.

Kyle immediately tries to laugh it off when she knows it’s fucking true. She knows she put Annemarie up to saying her esophagus condition is fake, and between her and Dorit, several comments were made about the drinking.

Having said that, I do think there’s something going on with the grapefruit juice in the purse. I think it’s more than just juice in those little tiny travel size Ocean Spray bottles.

There’s more than Merce in her purse.

Kyle’s playing this game of “I never said that.” That’s such a dirty icky manipulation tactic. First of all, I’m sure she did say it, and she definitely insinuated it, and as Sutton says, dropped crumbs to make sure the subject got picked up. This way, as planned, she could sit there and say “I never said that.”

Kyle is such a classic mean girl passive-aggressive fucking stupid little cunt.

No wonder Mario nor her sisters can stand her. I don’t know how her daughters can stand her. They’re probably just nice to her so she buys them shit.

I saw a video that a viewer made about the playing Chess comment that Sutton made. Apparently it’s what Kyle said to LVP back in the day. Seems Kyle is trying to be LVP, but is falling short, because she’s so obvious, and bad at ‘playing Chess.’

She’s not smart enough to pull this off. But she thinks she is, so don’t anyone tell her.

I don’t know what this face was from Kyle but she probably should refrain from making it. I think Kathy makes this face too but doesn’t look as weird.

She does this when Sutton says she shares everything on the show. Again here she is making insinuations. If you have something to say, Kyle, fucking say it.

I can’t stand when people can’t just SAY what the fuck they mean, and instead play a bunch of silly mind games and start pretend arguments.

If you’re broke ass loser that wants to fuck the ugly (married) neighbor, JUST SAY THAT!

They discuss Denise, and her fuzzy pink jacket. Where’s Denise’s five minutes of fame reunion appearance? She was on two or three episodes, and had people talking, yet we have Kathy Hilton who somehow made the cut.

Sorry Denise Richards, Kathy Hilton you are not.

Andy, you’re so shady. you know damned well you purposely ask questions at BravoCon to cause petty arguments in the following season.

Between BravoCon, WWHL, and social media, there’s usually plenty of ammo for starting shit when the cameras start to roll.

Of course we’re talking about the ‘who’s the next couple to split up?’ question.

And there we have it, the annual Andy yawn when Dorit starts talking. I think everyone yawned as soon as we heard that she was going to start yammering about the ‘PTSD’ and the fake robbery starting from the very first second.

And I don’t think he’s faking it, I really don’t. It’s hard to pretend to yawn. I wouldn’t put it past him, but there seems be a subconscious tired feeling when he knows she’s going into a long-winded story instead of just answering the question.

These numerous robberies – like who in the HELL withdraws 10 grand in cash, puts it in a purse, (I assume it was in her purse, but she says ‘a bag’ so maybe not) then goes into a fucking store, and carelessly leaves it unattended in their cart. Nobody. And we’re to believe with all of their financial troubles, they really doled out 10k in Christmas bonuses to their ‘staff?’ What fucking staff?? Three people?

So that’s over $3,000 each?? To her minority cleaning ladies and babysitters, aka ‘staff’ – that she hires so her kids know she’s not racist.

I would think this wad of cash would be safer in a locked car with an alarm system than lugging it into the store with her. It’s bullshit. BULL SHIT.

Probably the same dudes PK hired to do the other ‘robbery.’ That were supposedly caught and arrested.

Garcelle gets asked to explain her comment in her yap about noticing the ‘robbers’ didn’t take any of her jewelry. Such as her huge engagement rock.

Oh, don’t you worry, there’s another nonsensical answer for that!! As well as defending how perfectly normal it sounds that she made this ‘connection’ with these thieves while they were raiding her closet, so she convinced them to gently leave her cell phone at the gate so she could retrieve it, and call her husband.

Andy chimes in with, ‘well there are trackers on phones.’ COME ON, Andy stop being complicit in this bogus fucking fish story. They could have easily ditched it a few miles down the road. In that two minutes, she probably couldn’t have gotten her hands on another phone and called police. Andy Cohen, really? Not all viewers are stupid. Some are, believe me I know, from participating on the FaceBook chat pages about the shows. But not all.

She has some excuse like she always does that make no sense. Thieves breaking into a bougee house in Beverly Hills aren’t looking for stupid fucking (possibly fake) Chanel shit. They’re looking for cash, watches, and expensive jewelry.

I can just hear it now, “where’s that cute black Louie bag you carried last season, love??”

These stories are outlandish and she refuses to acknowledge that. Something is so up and I’m shocked PK hasn’t been caught yet organizing these burglaries for the insurance money.

Her excuse is that her wedding rings were not in their ‘normal place’ since they just got back from London makes zero sense. So you mean she didn’t wear her wedding rings on the plane? And had it them in a checked bag or carry on?? On what planet does that make any sense.

Women always wear their wedding rings everywhere. Men don’t. Women do.

It’s my opinion that there was no fucking gun. I think that is either made up altogether, or they simulated that they had a gun or just told her they have one.

She really thinks they would commit murder over some clothes?? Okay Dorit.

This is why Andy yawns.

Garcelle looks to the side because couldn’t care less, as she goes into her fucking sob story, because the whole story is a bunch of bullshit, and she keeps repeating the same crap.

Those ‘robbers’ had no gun, and were thugs hired by PK’s bookies probably because of all the gambling debt that he owed. Or hired by PK for the insurance payout.

I also think they were supposed to do the hit when Dorit was in London, and were probably surprised to find her and her kids there.

What was also suspect is that when the story changed in the days following the occurrence as opposed to what was being said when filming picked up a few weeks, or maybe it was just a few days, later. Also convenient.

She was communicating on social media and to the press that she cried to them “please don’t hurt my babies” As this fucking 99 cent squirt gun was held to her head.

Viewers were responding on social media things like, what fucking moron would point out there are kids in the house? How could she be that fucking stupid??

Remember these dudes have a ‘gun’ and you’re going to tell them your kids are in bed sleeping? No woman would do that. Instincts would kick in, even if you’re as dumb as Dorit, and you wouldn’t announce you have kids there.

Then when the show aired, the countless times she retold the entire interaction, she conveniently left that part of their friendly banter out. I think I’m remembering that correctly, or if she did mention it, she quickly dropped it when viewers were freaking out on social media. Garcelle should have asked that.

Whatever Dorito. Ugh she stilllllllll has the floor.

She claims after all of the insinuations all season of troubles in the marriage, not to mention what we saw with our own eyes, PK looking like he can’t stand her at AT ALL, spending 90% of his time on another continent, that they are now “better than ever.”

As per usual, she never misses an opportunity to name drop Boy George.

What’s going on between PK and Boy George is what I want to know. That’s a joke. Sort of.

Apparently, when BG was in town, PK stayed with him in his hotel. That gets questioned as odd, and she refuses to acknowledge that or admit they were taking a break from each other.

She gets defensive when Andy refers to that as living separate lives. Also, PK has now jumped on Kyle’s bandwagon and is on the wagon, and also has quit alcohol.

I believe Kyle was avoiding Dorit when there were Mario issues starting because she didn’t want to talk about it with her. As she says they’re not really friends.

She needs to stop scolding Dorit for asking her about it in the car “when there was a camera in my face.”

Girlfriend, you signed up for this shit! She brags how long she’s been on the show. Well if you’ve been doing this for thirteen fucking years, you should know the drill! You have to explain shit! Especially when there’s social media now and things get seen and picked up on.

And the cameras are placed in the vehicles for a reason, not just to show how pretty you look in the afternoon sunshine.

Thirteen years huh???

This is what you’re here for. It’s is why you make the big bucks, woman. Jesus. What the hell is happening?