Tonight we kick off with Lisa checking in on Sutton after the previous night’s martinigate drama, which is very polite of her, I must say , for Lisa.
When you look back at the highlights of the dinner last night, everyone is giving each other looks, whispering, and checking their phones. Poor Sutton had no idea what was going on. I suppose you would feel like everyone is talking about you. But Sutton did take it to another kind of level.
Kathy is hilarious. I can’t get enough of her. Don’t stop being hilarious. Don’t start being crazy! I noticed on the recap of the fake martini dinner, her face when downing those water martinis was priceless. This one should have been the actress. Sorry Kyle. And her confessional imitating the other ladies – hysterical!
Sutton, girl, get over the kick – I realize you didn’t get the kick as a signal of the joke and trying to get you on board with the drink prank, But that IS a thing – People kick you under the table if are supposed to shut up. Whatever – I’m totally bored over this and losing brain cells talking about it.
Ok, moving on to the boat ride – Sutton tries to apologize and make amends. Crystal probably didn’t need to call her crazy. But I don’t think she really cares at all. No, I know she actually does not care at all. I don’t know how she’s controlling rolling her eyes, as she is rolling this gadget over her face, because I sure can’t. Crystal could be a little less cold. Or at least pretend. But I also see the annoyance. Sutton crying over selling her huge house, and building another huge house, and renting a huge house in the interim. Rich girl problems to the nth degree, I don’t think this is why Crystal is annoyed, but it’s why I’m annoyed.
So Crystal not attending the dinner – what is that all about?
Sutton apologized and explained the reason for overreacting. Why are we in our room pouting ? Expecting her to emerge later whining more about Sutton.
At dinner, Lisa is bringing up the Denise thing from last year at dinner. Yeah I agree Garcelle, if you have a secret you are not sharing, you don’t need to share that you’re not sharing the secret. Are you trying to point out that you’re a great friend? Because I think we all have seen you’re NOT a great friend.
Annnnnd here she comes …….. so all day you didn’t say anything —– but now you’re traumatized about Sutton’s entrance into your room when you were naked.
But you’re calling Sutton dramatic and strange…
We wrap up with Erika’s divorce news. Soon the whole sordid story will hit. I’m anxious to hear what Erika has to say. I predict she will be on the defense. Someone’s lifestyle will be altered a bit. I think that is how these women put it who depend on their husband’s income. “Lifestyle.”
What did you all think of this week’s episode? Team Sutton or Crystal ? And who loves Kathy ??
