Demonic Trashley strikes again! Gary looks like he’s in complete and utter pain! The wrong 23 year old got shit-canned a few weeks ago. Get rid of this possessed evil sex crazed non human! But then I guess we wouldn’t have all of this drama.

There just seems to be a lot of random bad things happening on this boat.

Gabriella says she feels “off” that’s because the resident witch cast a punishing (‘punitive’) spell on ya!

Gary is getting frustrated with Kelsie helping him and keeps getting agitated with her and being a dick. Stop being a baby about your finger, baby. Don’t take it out on Kelsie. Trashley is the one that cast the voodoo spell on your ass, not Kelsie. I should stop saying it, but I really do believe it.

I know how Gabriela feels about no one liking her and wanting to crawl into a hole and disappear.

Marcos was being kind of a dick when she was trying to talk to him. But then again, she was kind of a dick to him at the last dinner. She could have nicely asked him to wait his turn, instead of going into a whole big thing about how “it’s always about him.” Marcos doesn’t really come off that way to me. He’s not having this conversation at all. His body language and facial expressions were just checked out. She can tell and says “good chat” as she walks away. She was really looking for him to reassure her, and he just was not into it.

Glenn looks at Gary’s black fingernail, and apparently there is going to be some sort of makeshift surgery taking place. Can’t wait for that.

That lunch looks divine ! (Except he prepared chicken, which is, of course, for poor people, as Below Deck Med guests deemed it)

Chicken ?? Are there poor people on board ?

I want Marcos’ meals in my mouth !! Now seriously I need to do some grilled veggies! The weather is even getting nicer where I live, so I can use my actual outside grill. I’ve never been a big winter griller. I know some people are. It’s cold, it’s dark at 5 -6 pm so ya can’t see shit. No thanks. I have a grill pan thing.

Grilled Veggies are one of my fave !
YUMMMMMMMM !!!

I love how Ashley stares daggers, whenever Gary and Daisy flirt. I actually even think I kind of live for it right now.

This doesn’t bother me at all. Does it look like it bothers me ???

Trashley says the should “just fuck and get it over with.” She says this through gritted teeth. Maybe she turns into this demon thing, casting evil spells on everyone when she doesn’t get it in a certain amount of days.

Awwww you guys are so cute !! Still NOT bothering me!

This surgery is underway on Gary’s finger – gross !! Blood everywhere! So what I do NOT like to look at. Also, am I the only one that thinks in the galley, at the table, where they all eat, was so NOT the ideal place for this amateur surgery ? Yuck.

I think the kitchen table is the ideal place to stab my finger and squirt blood everywhere!

Guests are having dinner that looks amazing. I wouldn’t be a fan of the prawns with the whole heads still attached, buy the rest looks great !~ Trashley is busy fake complaining. If I were Daisy, I would give her some more work, maybe some tedious jobs to do so she shuts the fuck up, about Gabby, and her need to be poked by someone constantly.

Gary needs to stop talking about his finger and giving gross descriptions about the oozing! Again Yuck!!

Theses guests seem normal and nice, There’s a vegan chick who seems very grateful for her specially prepared meals, and not even bitching about it, at all. I feel like when there’s someone that’s a vegan/vegetarian, doesn’t like this or that, meals in a blender, whatnot, they never seem to be satisfied.

I know this sounds very strange, but I’m very grateful for my special vegan meals!

Daisy tells Trashley she’ll probably be done early, so ask Gabriela if she needs help when she finishes. Trashley makes a weird noise, then says “she doesn’t want to complain about stupid things.” Ummkay Trashley, since WHEN? Literally just trying to get Daisy to ask her “what’s wrong?” which of course she does. Gabby enters the dining area, and knows that they were talking about her. Daisy keeps pressing Trash, and she finally says that Gabriela likes to say things to exert authority Trash face says? She just asked you if you needed help? Trashley just walks around intentionally trying to make this a hostile work environment for Gabriela. She already cost one crew member their job, now she’s ready for the second. Girl works fast!

The guys talk in their bunks about how “all of the girls are in love with Gary already.” I just don’t get it with this dude. I guess he is sort of cute. Well anyway the girls are not “in love” with him. Gabby seems more just friendly with him, and likes to snuggle with him. Trashley, well you know… and Daisy? Well possibly she is genuinely interested in him. Remember though, on last season, that chick that thought he was so the bee’s knees, and then when some of the crew stayed on for the “crossover” they roomed together, and after like 3 days she was “wow, rooming with him is like dealing with a toddler.” So all of that fighting and strife with Sydney over Gary was all so stupid, because she realized when she spent one whole entire day with him, she couldn’t stand him! (I can’t remember her name, maybe it’ll come to me) Gary seems to prefer Daisy as the guys discuss which one he thinks he may “choose.” I feel like I do sense some actual chemistry with those two. Not sure what you think, but I do.

I’m saving myself for Daisy, mates !!

Trash Face continues to trash talk Gabriela for no reason whatsoever. It’s all ridiculous. Tired of writing about this girl. I’d love to see where she is in 5 – 10 years. Probably with some kids she doesn’t know who the fathers are, or some STD’s. Or both. She continues to make side faces every time anything is mentioned about Gabriella “being in charge.” Maybe it’s Daisy she should be more pissed at, since this bothers her so much, because Daisy does sat things to this nature, more frequently than Gabriela reminds her that she is “in charge.”

Daisy has gone down for a nap, and just when you thought all was calm and bright, the guests ask if they can tinder over to beach area nearby. Of course you need to pack snacks and drinks, so with Daisy down, that means that she has to approach Marcos about this. And that goes as you might think it does, since Marcos needs to still hanging onto a grudge, and gives her his little bit of tude. There’s some bowl and platter drama. I feel like Marcos just needs to let it go, when they’re on the job. What she said wasn’t THAT bad. She could have said it better, or not even at all. But dude, come on. He’s being KIND of a pussy about it. Thought he was so happy to NOT be in Venezuela anymore where he could get stabbed if the steak wasn’t right.

Yet, he’s making this the world’s biggest event. Jesus, can I get you a tampon? Man the hell up.

With Gabby gone, to serve the guests at the beach, Trashley takes full advantage of the situation and summons Daisy to bitch about Gabriela. Trashley tells her about the convo that they had where Gabby confided in her about how she’s not feeling on her game, and doesn’t trust people, whatever, something like that. And asked specifically that she not tell Daisy. How is that even an issue for Trashley? As chief stew, Daisy needs to ask for ACTUAL SPECIFIC ISSUES AND SITUATIONS. And there are none. But that is what she should be asking. Daisy tells her it’s not fair that she’s talking to her without Gabby there to give her side. She says she would hope that Trashley is telling the truth, and she was like “yeah…” She’s not. She has no facts nor actual occurrences to back up what she is saying. Daisy should be pointing that out.

Ii have no facts or no actual occurrences to present about Gabby, other than she kissed Gary. Is that a problem?

I can’t stand how Daisy seems to placate to her in person, but in her yap acknowledges that she’s an immature asshole, with her competiveness about guys, the job. But she doesn’t address it to her face. Step up girl!! Maybe we’re just keeping “drama going” for the show. It’s not that they don’t like each other. It’s that Trashley pretends to ‘not like’ Gabriela because she just wants to make problems for the girl because she just wants to, and wanted to be ‘second stew.’ Daisy is kind of irritating me for allowing this. She is encouraging and enabling this childish behavior by not really correcting her and allowing it. End of story. Love Daisy but she’s fucking up as Chief Stew, dealing with this situation. Show or no show. Gabriela really is as nice as she can be to this trashy hoe.

I just love this guest, Dawn, the vegan chick. She seems so effortlessly elegant and like a cool just ‘nice person.’ And she’s even the ‘Primary’ (AKA the one footing the bill) She treats the staff with a lot of respect, her fellow charter guests, and is grateful to Marcos for her specially prepared meals… I just love her! I like to give credit where credit is due. And be extra hard on the assholes that deserve it. Marcos is an amazing chef and also interacts well with the guests. Just needs to get over the Gabriela drama. ‘All hands on deck,’ love that, for dinner service, and Colin and Gary are helping to carry plates up. No one’s whining. No one’s crying, “it’s not my job!”

Gwen Stefani has arrived !!

Gaby confides in Kelsie about the troubles she’s having. Probably a good choice of who to confide in. For sure not Trashley. Kelsie is sweet to her and gives her a hug. Not a cold hollow fake ass Trashley hug, an ACTUAL HUG.

Kelsi is a sweetie. Glad Gabby had her !

Marcos seems to be all into Trashley now, (not like THAT, but being friendly to her, when previously he couldn’t seem to stand the way she was acting.) since he’s mad at Gabriela. Weird. He’s acting like a girl.

Glenn wants to sail like NOW, since this is the last day. The table is already set for breakfast. He’s rushing her to get things organized so they can do this.

Daisy is acting irritated about it towards Glenn and also in front of the guests, which is also not very chief stewy like. “You do you” she says to Glenn (an expression I sort of hate) He’s not really doing HIM, though, Daisy, he’s doing the GUESTS. That sounded like not how I meant it, of course. But my point is, that he’s trying to please the guests, and she should be seeing that, and drop the tude, and acting like this is inconveniencing her. Oh sorry Daisy, is your job inconveniencing you ? Daisy is acting like this is the first time she has gone sailing, like she just started yesterday. The guests say “they want to sail.”

OF course they do. Duh. The look like Spiderman walking around the interior as they’re “heeling.” That’s the ‘heeling’ thing right That would suck to have to go and “pack” after that !

These very low key guests, very easy to please, guests are on their way out. I forgot there were even guests on board. This whole episode seemed to be about Garry’s smashed nail and Trashley’s fake complaints.

New Deckhand is on the way. Wonder if it’s someone from season past ? JL perhaps? I gotta look into that baby daddy drama. Our first Bravo baby!

$ 2500 per person from the nicest, lowest maintenance guests ever! Glenn has organized a day off for the next day. I’m worried about that.

Gabriela tells Daisy she has been struggling with Ashley. I wish Daisy would have said more like “ignore Trashley and her antics, I don’t take her seriously.” She reassures Gaby that she’s a great stew, and that she has to want to be here. Gaby tells her about Trashley just totally dismissing her, which she does.

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