I missed last week’s recap, but I’m baaaaackkkk! I’m still watchin’! Poor Max. He was just tryin’ to be the ‘cool mom’ by letting the guest drive the tender. Of course said guest had to take advantage of the privilege, and go entirely too fast, so they get noticed being too far out, and Max

What a debacle this matchmaking cruise turned out to be. Maybe if the dude wasn’t such a weirdo, it could have been fun and successful. The guy, while clearly has money (or just a lot of debt. Let’s not be fooled, not all that glitters is gold) seems to be awkward around women. Hence why

So Kizzi dumped this Tom dude. I saw when I was scrolling last night that she just got engaged to someone. I think it’s this guy. I literally laughed OUT LOUD at that. I was thinking to myself – she’s probably already planning on dumping him and selling the ring. If she hasn’t already. She

Josh is okay now. He brags that the ‘old Josh’ would’ve grabbed the dude by the neck and this is the new and improved version who does not do that. That’s good. It would’ve been funny though. Is it the correct train of thought to say when the guests of the ‘primary’ (assuming they’re not

So I totally didn’t even see last week’s, but based on the opening scene of this week’s, things have not gotten better with Tessa and Christian. I don’t really think it’s fair to Nathan for him to decide, but I’m sure they’re doing that for the drama effect. He’s probably not even deciding. This show

Trying to get back in the groove with the Below Deck recaps. Christian and Frenchy rant and holler at each other. They sound hilarious. Being American listening to them with those thick accents screaming at each other it’s even funnier because you don’t know what the hell they’re saying. Blonde Lily Tomlin (Tessa) looks on,

Preparing for the worst and hoping for the best, not to be cliché. But I cannot stand Sandy The Creeper. I will try my best to hold my negative commentary. Well maybe not my best. I will try to not make fun of her as much. At least she’s not lurking around corners spying on