Tom and Gary talk about his fate on the boat. Gary doesn’t really do a good job at consoling him. But then again, he’s not really trying. He knows at this point that he’s going. It’s just kind of sad, but I think it’s for the best. He let Trashley get all up in his head, and his self esteem is shot over the anchor watch screw up, and Trashley just blatantly tossing him aside like the opportunistic hollow soul that she is. She kind of reminds me of Kate Chastain. Minus the whoring around the boat telling everyone that she’s horny.
New guests arrive. I fucking love Daisy. I lover her accent.
Glenn is annoyed with Tom just sitting there gabbing during work hours. Like I guess the poor kid can’t sit and talk for two minutes? Glenn is just all together over Tom and is SEETHING as he’s sitting there nonchalantly talking to Colin about screwing Trashley.
Tom thinks Ashley could have reciprocated on the apology. I agree. She could have said SOMETHING. After she banged him, she was consoling him and acting somewhat emotionally interested, when she was not. Then after his shitty day, dismissing him and following Gary around the boat in her bikini like a lost little slutty puppy, was a shit thing to do to him.
Gary, who also loves attention almost as much as Trashley, jokes to her about a threesome with her and Gabriela. Trashley is like “I’m not having a threesome with HER.” Then she insists she’s not jealous. Mkay. We can see that. I mean, she looks at her like she wants to stab her in the neck if she DARES to talk to him.
Glenn is again annoyed at Tom not working, as he is talking to Daisy and Colin, and again gives him a random job to do. The kid can’t do anything right. Why doesn’t he just have “the talk” with him now? This is excruciating to watch.
Gary flirts with Trashley and Gabriela as they’re setting the table. He says he’s a magnet to the ladies. She’s all laughing and joking around about how he has made out with three chicks on the boat, but then in her yap, fun and games are over, and GAME ON, she has that scary icy look in her eyes. She says the “whole Gabriela/Gary thing is fucking frustrating, I could have fucked Gary already, I could have done it already.” Girllllll we know !!! we know you know how to open your legs and you’ll do it for anyone – got it – noted. Ya don’t have to keep tellin us! It’s cringy to keep hearing you say it !! Except one minor deet, he doesn’t wanna fuck you ! He’s probably afraid he’s gonna catch something! These producers filming her yaps must be like trying so hard to keep their mouths shut and save her from humiliating herself further. If Gary keeps shutting her down, she may have to after a camera guy or producer ! Who would be shocked by that ?
“whatever Gabriela, I don’t usually lose, so good luck” and with that, she flips her two strands of stringy, mouse brown hair over her shoulder. My God. This girl. I seriously can’t.
DinDin time – these guests are cool so far. And by cool, I mean they’re not assholes.
Kelsi is on night anchor watch and being told to wake em up if anything looks a little bit off. And she does.
That raspberry pastry honey brie thing that Marco made is making me salivate. I’d rather have that thing in my mouth ten times over, than having stupid Gary’s wee wee in me ! Maybe that’s what Ashley needs, a yummy golden brown homemade pastry in her face, instead of some dick. Next time she starts whining she’s horny, have Marcos shove something in her mouth! (food) There ! Problem solved !
Glenn summons Tom – he says it’s impossible that Tom didn’t realize the anchor was dragging.
Tom accepts it with grace. Thought he was gonna have a tantrum and get all defensive again. Think he did know it was coming. He says in his yap, banging a trashy chick that was using him because she wanted his boss to fuck her, was kind of a mistake. But he does realize this really isn’t a normal situation.
Girls don’t usually do this. Guys do. (not that it’s okay when guys do it) Normal girls don’t. For girls and women, sex is connected with emotion. For Trashley, sex is just sex. (like dudes) That’s not to say women don’t have a one night stand here and there, i get that, I don’t live in a cave, but you have to agree she is just not the norm. And not in a good way.
TrashFace says he is like he’s a “ticking time bomb” Oh kind of like you ? Your dead eyes look like Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction, but okay, you’re so stable and normal. Why does he want to be “friends” with this stupid trashy hoe? He seems to have learned from this experience of everything what NOT to do. I think he should be given another chance in like a year or two ?? She has the nerve to say she was “tearing up” at their goodbye convo.
Tearing up, my ASS Trashley !! You don’t give a shit !!
Marcos thinks she’s a piece of shit. You can just tell every time she tries to interact with him.
He is doin a little pot banging in the galley – Trash says “that’s what we should be doing for our talent thing” – (thought she was gonna say ‘banging’ honestly)
Girl talks about NOTHING except trashing Gabriela for no reason, and getting banged.
Gabby says she used to be a pro salsa/samba dancer- so cute! I love her. She’s the cutest. I think she’s adorable, has a genuine personality and great work ethic. Trashley is so jealous of her.
She tells Kelsi, “I don’t think Gary wants me?” ohhhh girlfriend finally picking up on that ? Slow learner kind of. Thought on ep 1, she was braggin she was this straight A student, that does the best possible job at everything she does ??? Well we see what her specialty is now don’t we ?
Dinner which is seafood extravaganza, is having some service drama. Daisy comes down and tells Marcos they’re ready for the food. Marcos acts surprised and they play the flash of Gabby telling him ‘everyone is seated…’ Think he was distracted and didn’t take that to mean “showtime?”
He gets pissed at Gabby for not telling him. Why do they never do appetizers at dinner ? So weird. There have always been so many episodes of guests bitching and whining they’re starving, and unnecessary drama when they’re waiting for food served. (since they eat at like 9pm) The seafood is not even cooked. They’re bitching. Good news is seafood does not take long to cook.
Marcos still maintains to Daisy that Gabriela didn’t tell him it was time to pull the trigger. She said “Guests are seated and having wine…” To me that means, they’re ready. Marcos is being kind of a baby.
Now we have the typical temperamental chef coming out!!!
Crew Talent Show at the guests’ request – and the salsa routine was quite disappointing, I must say. Marcos does spinning a pizza pan type of routine that is really cute. Trashley and Kelsi do a square dance, Colin plays guitar, and does a little cute ditty. Gary does something that I cannot even explain. I think Daisy’s “chicken dance” description is being a little kind. Glenn told a weird joke. (that I didn’t get)
Trashley is whispering to Kelsi and acknowledges that Gary doesn’t really want her, but will continue to “put pressure on him until she gets what she wants.” Wow. I did feel bad for being so harsh in my opinions after seeing her Twitter post yesterday morning about the negative feedback she is receiving about her behavior, but she is doing this to herself. I don’t get how any girl with one ounce of intelligence, did not foresee this coming when the show was aired. I feel like at this point, after the Tom debacle, she should be realizing how badly this is reflecting on her, and just give up the relentless pursuing of Gary, and talking about how badly she wants fucked. But I guess if her goal was to be discussed as the “center of the drama” she is accomplishing that!
All right – moving on, anything to stop talking about her. Guests are super early risers, and demanding coffee and more coffee at 6am. Gary is ticked that Kelsie was getting coffee when they’re down a deck hand and she had to be doing something on deck. Second guest up “can’t find a stew anywhere.” and complains to Gary of all people. Who I knew would deem this as a major catastrophe. You’re not supposed to be up at 6 or 7 am ! You’re on vacation ! Go back to bed. Kelsie could have easily woke up the slut, Daisy or Gabby when the second cup of coffee was requested, and it would have been completely warranted.
We know from last season that this is a thing with Gary, deckhands doing “stew’s work” (no matter how minor) when he has deemed that there is a huge fake deckhand emergency somewhere on the boat. Last season he got on a soapbox (no pun intended) about doing some dishes at night because they have been “working all day…” (just like the stews have??) It’s clearly a male ego waving his dick around, kind of thing.
Gary, of course, decides he needs to confront Daisy about this catastrophic situation, and Daisy gets last season flashbacks, I think, of him having a tantrum over washing some dishes, when they deckhands are all standing around doing nothing in the evenings, since their work is done by this point.
He points out the entire deck crew is up “before any girls.” I actually HATE that comparison !! Sandy said that to Hannah one season. Well guess what folks? The stews are also working non-stop, up until midnight or later, after being on their feet and fetching food and beverages for the guests ALL DAY LONG. Whereas the deckhands are usually done by late afternoon, when the guests are tired and just want food and alcohol. Of course Daisy takes offense to that, as if they’re lazy and not doing their job. Gary contradicts himself several times, with this fake dilemma. Has he been hanging around Heather DuBratt from RHOC?? she tells him making a coffee is not a big deal and Kelsie could have gotten them up. Remember this was before 7am even, when guests are never ever up. Then he says she’s putting words in his mouth.
“Dude that’s what you said !!”
Gary is weird, and this is why he’s just an egotistical fuck boy, and will never ever have a long-term relationship that works out. So there !!!
