Don’t even get me started on the ridiculous outfits that Whitney and Bronwyn are playing pickle ball in.
Self-proclaimed fashion icon Bronwyn wearing leopard leggings with this huge polka-dot parka, and Whitney, I am positive ordered this crushed velvet outfit from Temu or Shein specifically for this scene. You can tell she thinks she’s killing it, but she looks ridiculous.
She keeps dropping breadcrumbs about her marriage. I think the news recently broke about their separation, so I don’t think we’ll be seeing it play out it this season.
Bronwyn claims Todd is wanting to talk to her and “figure things out.” She’s declining.
She doesn’t want to go to Robert Jr’s service alone so she’s hoping this guy she’s banging can go with her.
Since when do we need to bring a fucking date to a funeral?
Oh wait – never mind. I know. Weird fucked-up sinister demented people turn a funeral service into a circus.
They can’t play pickleball for shit. Why are we doing this?
The ball cracks open Whit’s thumb. They call it quits. Great idea.
It doesn’t seem cold enough for Bronwyn to be wearing this massive parka
Bronwyn talks about her and Todd’s marriage being tumultuous, as if we couldn’t tell he’s a miserable old fuck, and they argue constantly.
She acts like this is some sort of announcement.
I guess the clincher was him ignoring her 40th birthday. Yeah, that’s pretty shitty.
Whitney questions why her new BF was introduced to her as a big secret then a week later it was big news. Who cares.
Whitney makes more excuses for her behavior at BravoCon. She claims she’s stopped drinking.
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Heather’s interactions with her daughters never fail to be off-putting. She always
makes some weird comments about them having sex or making out with guys.
She can’t even make brownies with her daughter without getting a crack in about pleasing men.
She did not disappoint. Georgia is home for spring break, and they call Annabelle.
She says she’s a little sick and Heather wants to know if she was ‘kissing a lot of people?’
THEN she announces she’s having sex tonight. What is going on in Utah? What a bunch of weirdos.
We get the pleasure of meeting him. Why exactly are we riding a motorcycle in the winter?
I guess the first red flag I get is that they tried to date like ten years ago but he wasn’t being faithful.
Heather then claims in between ALLLL of these various boyfriends she’s had, (so she’s had zero boyfriends; those guys they flashed on she just banged) she just could NOT stop thinking of Tripp, the handyman at Beauty Lab.
So now that she’s skinny, famous and rich, he wants to date her again. And he certainly WON’T be seeing other women this time.
People think this guy is a ‘story line’ but I don’t think so. Is she using it as one? Yes, but I think they were legit dating and still are.
It’s weird seeing her with a guy. She definitely needs to work on playing it cool. And stop with the ‘bad Mormon’ schtick. We’re over it.
I think he kind of slipped when he called their relationship a ‘situation.’
Georgia has prepared questions and she grills him. Loved that.
I feel like he’s full of shit. Sorry.
And then they actyally leave on a motorcyle, at night, in the winter, in fucking Utah.
That was excruciating.
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Bronwyn’s mom gives me the heebie jeebies. Honestly I don’t think Brownyn can stand her and the feeling seems mutual.
So she’s been paying for with Todd’s money I assume) and flying all around the globe with this 30-year-old guy?
I mean does she deserve it after being with a grumpy old man for so long? Maybe, but we all know why she chose said grumpy old man. So it’s hard to feel sorry for her.
I think she hung in there as long as she could take it. I feel like her crying how much she loved him is extremely performative. Knock it off, Bronwyn.
I wonder if there was a prenup. I feel like she had said there wasn’t. That wasn’t very smart of him. I think Muzzy is worried her free ride is going to end.
She’s definitely annoyed Bronwyn is already dating. She needs to loosen up.
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Lisa and Meredith have an annoying lunch. Lisa is really feeling these grilled cheeses lately. Who the hell orders a grilled cheese in a restaurant? A five-year old, that’s who.
OhMIGOD, within 3.2 seconds she starts spouting off and bragging about John apologizing to her for expressing his feelings to her, and how he was miserable with himself and it had NOTHING to do with her whatsoever.
This poor guy. What is WRONG with him?
Like he literally laughed out LOUD when she called herself a good listener.
As she goes into her rant about being unappreciated and undervalued, it’s clear she heard nothing and cared nothing about what he said. Yes you make money, you do things for the family and household Lisa, (or she thinks she does) but you also act like an entitled self-centered demanding troll. THAT’S what he was saying.
She was so pissed off when that scene aired that he finally stood up to her, she called him and said they were over.
Honestly, all she was worried about was her image. That’s why we had the feel-good grilled cheese scene followed by the very impromptu talk on the couch.
I would have thought he would’ve been like “Okay! If you insist!”
She’s trying to sell us in her yap that he just happened to have this epiphany that day during filming, saw that he was wrong, and felt compelled to apologize THAT day. A year later.
I kind of feel like Meredith is trying to subtly say without saying it, because it’s Lisa and you can’t fucking tell her anything, and she wants to stay in her good graces, that there was really nothing wrong with John expressing himself last year. It wasn’t his intention to hurt her feelings.
But she cried a fucking river and a half, and made it all about her.
They move on to bitching about Whitney.
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Mary’s yap talking about Robert Jr is very sad and heartbreaking. It’s good for her to talk about him. She needs to keep doing that.
She hosts the ladies at her house. By this time the service had taken place.
I mean my gosh she is filming as the service is just happening. I really think she needed to take time off to grieve. It could also be a keeping busy type of thing. She probably doesn’t want to be in the house with her horrible grand daddy pervo husband.
In her chat with Meredith, I found it somewhat disturbing but I’m getting yelled at on FaceBook that ‘everyone grieves differently.’ Which I do get.
What’s with all the ‘staff’ standing around looking awkward?
I wonder if she’s actually paying them or if it’s church members she treats like servants.
She complains about her siblings not attending, well I am JUST SAYING, she also as the pastor of her church didn’t attend the service nor even acknowledge the death of the girl from her church that died in that car accident, that she made a JOKE about to Whitney in front of her children. Whitney’s kids were standing there looking at her mortified.
RIP Robert Jr. So sad seeing his name on the wall above his room.
