So I definitely think Rachel was judging Kyle’s Zara dress.
Their interaction about the ‘vintage Dior’ earrings that Rachel was wearing, where Kyle notices them and compliments them, and Rachel dropping the designer name, is different than the way Amanda announces labels and monetary related statements.
I just wanted to make that clear since Amanda was on WWHL getting dragged for all of her tacky statements about brands and designers, and she was like ‘well they all do it.’
Yes they do, but different in discussions, where it’s not so desperate, off-putting, and weird.
I feel like Kyle is doing things backwards. When she was married she was out getting wasted, staying out late and of course doing the splits. Now that she’s single, she’s in bed early ‘reading.’
You know I really don’t buy the ‘reading her book’ thing with her. And I have a good reason. Do you all recall when the article was in the LA Times about Tom and his fraud allegations when the story first broke back in 2020?
I can’t remember why I walked upstairs, but I know Kyle said she couldn’t read the article because it was too long. She needed Sutton, who can read, to explain it to her.
So riddle me this, if you can’t even read a long newspaper article in a sitting how in the HELL could you sit and read even a few chapters of a book?
Is she reading children’s books or what?
Dorit enters the chat, and there’s another example of the designer brand name dropping, but here again Kyle notices and comments. Dorit didn’t walk in and say ‘see my Hermes bag everyone!!’ Although I wouldn’t put that past Dorit. She can be a little tacky too to in he desperation to impress.
Retail therapy time. Dorit enters this store that I admit if I was able to blow 5 grand in half an hour, I would probably go nuts too. This boutique was so girly, and I LOVE pastels.
Dorit’s shopping was almost manic-like though. Maybe it’s been a while, and she was having withdraw. She was like, “I love this! I love this, and I love this!!”
Kyle proclaims everything being ‘so pretty’ but doesn’t buy nor even look at one single thing. Maybe it’s too girly for her lesbian era.
I don’t know why Rachel and Kyle were judging Dorit’s shopping habit when Kyle is a self-proclaimed shopaholic, and Rachel dropped 10 grand on two or three things in one of the first episodes.
Why do they keep saying “you guys” every five seconds?
“I need to buy this, you guys.”
“You guys, I cannot, I’m dying.”
I like how Rachel encourages and suggests items for Dorit to purchase then makes fun of her for “buying half of the store.”
Her proclamation in her yap is hilarious, that she’s not impulsive anymore when it come to shopping. As she’s running through that store just grabbing shit.
Literally, that was the most impulsive shopping spree I have ever seen on Housewives, ever, or in person.
Like there’s no way she could have narrowed that down to just one or two outfits? It cracked me up, that it was almost $5,000, and fit into one bag. They weren’t even designer items.
Probably shit you can get a TJ Maxx for like a small fraction of whatever she paid for this crap, because the store is in The Hamptons.
Everything is cute, but she got ripped off.
Her first card she tries declines for whatever the reason is. It wouldn’t be outlandish that she didn’t have room on it since it is a $4600 purchase, not a $46 purchase.
She tries to contact the creditor, but they’re not responding, so she uses another card that does go through.
She make she sure tells us in her yap it was a ‘fraud alert’ since she’s out of state, but I don’t know.
My funny thing I was saying, is that yes, it’s a fraud alter alright! She’s the fraud alert!
It was so funny how it took seven sales clerks to stand there looking awkwardly at her to handle this.
Does she seriously buy another dress on the way out and tells them to just charge her card? Can you do that?
Kyle can’t wait to drag her for spending too much money because you know, SHE can spend whatever she wants, and didn’t even buy anything, but Dorit, no you’re way too poor.
Honestly what the fuck skin is this off of Kyle’s nose.
You know goddamned well she can’t WAIT to report this to PK. And she doesn’t even know the dollar amount. She asks, which is tacky, and Dorit just shrugs.
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Rachel is having her family over. They “love wine.”
I’m sure I’m right that Kyle is going to report to PK that Dorit overspent and probably Mario too, but she’ll do THAT off camera.
ON camera, she randomly reports to Boz, whom she’s not even close with, who she KNOWS will run and tell Dorit everything she says. We gotta keep things moving here, right?
Kyle’s sole purpose on the show is to gossip and judge. That’s how she gets away with not sharing. Oh, and Kathy Hilton is her half sister, and Paris is her niece, and Andy is obsessed with them. He hopes if he keeps Kyle around, Kathy and Paris will agree to be Housewives.
You didn’t ‘connect’ with Boz last year Kyle, because you’re racist. But that’s just my opinion.
She starts telling Boz that Dorit has been acting strangely, which I don’t get. She’s literally not acting any more strange than she always has.
Kyle uses ‘OCD’ (obsessive compulsive disorder) to describe Dorit always being late and frazzled. Kyle is not the brightest, and clearly doesn’t know what ‘OCD’ means.
It’s when you’re obsessive about neatness, or hand washing, or having things exactly in order.
Being scattered isn’t OCD, Kyle. Jesus. See why I have a hard time believing she raced home last night to ‘read.’ People that are avid readers know basic terminology like this.
Dorit’s behavior isn’t ‘manic’ (except the shopping was, but that’s not what she was referring to) that she was late and forgot her passport.
For one thing, she’s always fucking late. It’s nothing new. And I am sure PK took care of all of these kinds of details for her, so there’s that.
Kyle compares in her yap, Dorit talking to her about not drinking and working out ‘too much’ when she was first separated, (which BTW are positive things) and how well she ‘took it’ but she’s not sure Dorit would take it so well being told she’s a fucking ditz.
Okay Kyle so those are two very different observations.
Boz in her yap thinks Kyle is out of line for making these accusations. Then why didn’t she say that in the moment instead of acting like she agrees?
Kyle is literally doing the same thing she did with Amanda. Presenting unflattering banter about Dorit, getting them the other to chime in, and sitting back and watching the aftermath.
I doubt Dorit’s scatterbrain-ness is going to affect her custody of her kids, Boz. Jesus Christ. Shut up. You have problems of your own. Like a broke-ass loser with bad hair transplants tryin’ to get his grubby paws on your bank account.
Good job giving PK an idea, stupid.
Kyle calls her shopping at that boutique ‘crazy’ and shouldn’t be spending so much money given her financial situation.
Boz encourages Kyle to talk to her about it.
Yeah, I’m sure that’s going to go over GREAT.
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Erika and those fake-ass crocodile tears that she can’t be bothered to wipe, and just lets sit on her face, complete with the running black mascara and all.
I feel bad for this poor therapist who knows she’s full of shit.
She starts out being mopey about the 25 mill she’s being sued for, then goes into her alleged domestic violence incident.
You notice how there were NO tears when she spoke about this alleged occurrence with Denise and Sutton at dinner, right??
What’s another dead giveaway of fake tears? No sniffling nor nose running. Didn’t see any of that.
Spare us Erika. We don’t care. You don’t care about people, and their plights and suffering due to YOUR husband’s actions, and how you spent their money, so why should viewers care your Tinder hookup smacked you around?? (Allegedly.) It sucks but, I don’t know, maybe it was karma knocking at your door?
I can’t with this lady. Last season we were forced to marvel at her redecorated rental. This season she pulls this shit out of her asshole.
I’m sure her ‘therapy sessions’ always coincide with filming. She seems more worried about showing us her ugly orange nails than she is about this supposed abuse.
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Back in the Hamps, Rachel’s family arrives at her friend’s for drinks before dinner.
They must be on Dorit time too.
Please tell me why Kyle has to carry her stupid fucking purse she can’t close, IN THE HOUSE she’s staying in??
Kyle, shut up. NO ONE wants your fucking mom around. I hate when Kyle talks about her mom like she’s June Cleaver.
She’s an evil fucking gold-digging drunken tramp. It’s said she even killed (one of) her husband’s mom.
Rachel should be highly insulted she just compared her mom to Big Kathy.
If you’ve never done a deep dive into ‘Big Kathy’ you really need to. Then you will understand my comments as to why the after life is a great place for her to be. Not to be rude.
Dorit is late to dinner because she doesn’t like any of the six her new pastel outfits she just spent 5grand on. Nothing that she bought in The Hamptons looks ‘Hamptonsy enough’ she thinks.
So the parents were an hour late, and she’s still not even ready.
Rachel flexes on Kyle’s behalf all of the homes she owns, including one in Nashville (didn’t know of that one.) Rachel gets a little shady and asks her why she’s “hanging out in Nashville?”
Kyle doesn’t like that too much, because we know why she’s ‘hanging out’ in Nashville.
She says it’s an ‘investment property’ Sure Kyle, is that what we’re calling it? Your lesbian lover is an ‘investment property??’
Does a certain country singer happen to live in Nashville, Kyle?
Dorit makes an entrance in a basic, and kind of ugly black dress.
Thought Kyle said Dorit was whining that she thought her new pastel outfits were too fall/winter, and she comes down in a long-sleeved black dress? In the summer? I can’t.
Rachel’s mom seems to be taking the side of her ex, and making excuses for him. And why? Because she’s in her 70’s, and that as the old-school thing to do. Side with, and make excuses for men.
Dorit of course hijacks the conversation and starts talking about her and PK.
Rachel has ‘young kids’ too, Dorit. Rachel never can ever bitch about HER ex without Dorit interrupting.
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Boz and her daughter are in San Diego having dinner with this con man Keely dude.
This scene was so very disturbing in so many ways. I was sitting there like, what the hell am I watching here? Is this a joke? What in the deadbeat scamming loser moocher is going on here?
Catching some of Lael’s expressions, I feel like she might be onto this guy.
She needs to be sitting her mom down and telling her like NO. Absolutely NO way, are you marrying this shyster.
Boz’s yaps are hard to watch knowing what I really feel to be true about this guy. She’s happy she’s seeing how a man should treat a lady (pulling out their chairs for them.)
I just looked this guy up, I didn’t realize he was an actor. Okay well this makes more sense now, how he’s been able to swindle her into believing he really cares about her.
This is not the guy to be having around your daughter, Boz.
This evening’s look is not a good look for her, which isn’t surprising. I wish she’d trade this douche lord in for a good stylist.
He goes right into asking that if this egg retrieval round doesn’t work, does she want to take a break? That shouldn’t even be a question, asshole.
Boz says she’s worried that due to the failure of the embryos, she wants to make sure he still wants to marry her, should this baby thing not pan out.
He reassures her he still does.
Well thank God. Who doesn’t want a greedy loser gold-digging scammer for a husband? Other than my ex’s wife. Haha. That was kinda funny.
This is where it gets really weird. He compares Boz’s concern about not being able to give him a child, to him suddenly and completely unexpectedly and unplanned, losing his “job or source of income.”
Boz puts her face in her wine glass, and Leal looks down. Like of all things to say in this moment?
She says he provides more to than ‘financial security’ which I thought was weird. Why would she say that? She has money.
How do you even compare not being able to have a baby at 50, to losing your ‘source of income?’ Whatever the hell that even is. We don’t know.
Lael honestly looks really bothered by his rhetoric.
He adds reassurance that he will continue working because he “likes having his own money.”
What concerns me is that what he’s promising, is like what you would expect from a man. The fact that he’s pointing out “don’t worry I’m not going to quit my job and spend your money…” is weird.
You know how when someone is lying, they like overcompensate with reassuring you they’re telling the truth? That’s what this reminds me of.
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Back in the Hamps as we wrap up, (I almost thought they were shopping again when they showed the stores) the trio is off to dinner. I thought the fam was joining them.
Okay let’s see how Rachel fares with trying to talk about herself for two minutes about her separation in the presence of Dorit.
This day is the anniversary of when she found out her husband was cheating.
When she says they hadn’t been getting along, and then something happens to “force your hand” that totally resonated with me, and my divorce.
Actually we had been getting along because he was on really extra good behavior, because a scorned ex-girlfriend had been trying to contact me (by this time he had moved onto the next… can’t make this shit up.) But honestly I still hated him. I was just going through the motions at that point. He had treated me and our kids so badly over the hears, and I just wanted free.
So when I got the information from this ex-girlfriend, that he had a five year relationship with, I was just like, this is your chance. If you don’t take advantage of this, you’re an IDIOT. You’re an absolute idiot.
Sadly I had incriminating cheating info in the past, but he somehow always talked his way out of it, and then I would drop it. Not that time though. It was too much and too real, to come back from.
In typical narcissist style, he blamed me for him having multiple affairs.
Back to this, Kyle and Dorit press Rachel for the gory details, which isn’t very nice because this is still newish for her.
And not to mention KYLE, you didn’t want to discuss your separation details either. And still never really have.
Rachel admits he told her he had been unfaithful. Believe it or not, Dorit is not cutting her off, talking about stupid PK.
I can relate to her saying there was no going back after she found out what he did.
At least her ex had the balls to admit what the hell he was doing.
My ex to this DAY and it’s been a while, denies all of his fucking indiscretions.
He minimized the five year relationship he had with the chick that contacted me through FaceBook. He denies he was fucking around with the hag he’s with now while we were together, when I 100% know that he was.
Judge Judy Kyle in her yap, after Rachel poured out her heart, admitting she had a fling with a model before they were even engaged, and they’ve been together for like thirty years.
“What kind of marriage are you setting yourself up for?”
Kyle shut the fuck up. Mario been cheating on your since day one. Just like my ex, so you have NO ROOM to judge.
You did what I did. You knew, deep down, but turned a blind eye.
So I don’ t know this dude Rachel was with, and I don’t know what happened in the last six or seven years that was so different from the entire time they were together, but I have a feeling that’s when he first started cheating on her, and he felt insecure that she was more successful than him, and he kind of worked for her.
I feel like a lot of this rings true with Kyle too, but OF COURSE she doesn’t want to chime in and admit to that. A lot of her faces are looking like she relates.
Honestly the only reason Dorit shut the hell up, and let her talk is because they wanted the tea of her separation.
Despite having to deal with Dorit being Dorit, and Kyle being fake, this was really cool to see them having fun and doing things I don’t get to do, and NOT FIGHTING.
What’s the takeaway when Dorit and Kyle were around only Rachel, who doesn’t seem interested in fake drama, and got along fine? That’s it’s the others egging them on and causing them to fight.
Were they braiding each other’s hair and being besties?
No, but they got along fine. No yelling and no veins popping out of Kyle’s forehead.
