Dorit and Kyle in the Hamptons are funny. They literally act like they live in the middle of nowhere, and they’ve never been out of the middle of nowhere before.
Their faces are like little kids at an amusement park or something. In a way it’s cute, but in a way it’s pathetic. They are supposed to be women of the world. They shouldn’t be this impressed with the Hamptons. I guess they just don’t get out much anymore.
I feel like Amanda’s fiance is really into listening to Housewife gossip. I wonder why they’re not married. They have a house together and two kids??
She tells him she doesn’t get why the other ladies didn’t care about her manifestation exercises. Why, people normally JUMP at the chance at one of her ‘manifestation exercises’ for free.
What’s so funny about these dumb bitches is they keep pissing and moaning about how they want to get to know her better, and understand her business, and when given this opportunity, they didn’t really care to try to participate so they could see what it was all about. They scoffed at getting her book, instead of reading it to ‘get to know her better.’
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Bozo with a really really extra bad wig and a way too short skirt, as usual, meets with Sutton for a walk in the park.
Boz likes no-vodka Sutton. Yes I have seen a big difference as well. I feel like there had to be some sort of occurrence for her to cut out the vodka. I think it has something to do with Avi, actually.
Sutton thinks she’s Queen Bee this season. Without Garcelle around, she seems to be giving into the mean girl pressure in order to keep her job.
I do actually think Amanda’s courses are weird in the way Boz points out. She’s trying to help people manifest money, by taking their money. And a lot of it. It’s not like her courses and seminars etc are cheap.
Boz seems kind of obsessed with Amanda actually. Do I smell a little jealousy? I think I do.
Amanda discusses with Eddie how Dorit may be jealous of her for having a business idea, and her own career and is not financially dependent on a man.
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So I guess Erika has a new number. Kyle musn’t know how to delete numbers, since she tells Siri “call Erika new.”
Anyway she calls ‘Erika Girardi New’ to get the skinny on the manifestation dinner at her old house.
I kind of was proud of Kyle for being a something of an actual girls’ girl for two seconds and explained to stupid wanna-be thug Erika, how asinine they were acting by being so ridiculously hard on Amanda for her very minor observation that Dorit should stop publicly bashing PK.
She tells Erkia she said nothing horrible.
This obsession they have for Amanda’s commentary is giving desperation to be relevant on the show because they’re boring as fuck. It’s so sad.
Kyle does slightly step up tells Erika what they’re being ‘confusing’ and what Amanda said was NOT horrible.
But then again am I wasting my energy because Kyle most likely presented the subject to Amanda, assuming she’d chime in, knew someone would report to Dorit, and here we are.
Filming was at the time of Denise’s breakup in July with her husband and the details about his abuse of her.
Naturally they grabbed her for filming.
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The Hamptons crowd arrives to a dance party, which looks like it’s fun, however a much younger crowd, but whatever, I’m not judging.
Stupid Dorit doesn’t understand the concept of wearing a wrist band to enter a venue, and asks if it can be attached to her bag. No, Dorit, you ding dong, it’s supposed to be on your BODY so prove you paid the entrance fee, or drink fee, or whatever. Jesus Christ.
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So let’s see if Kyle’s advice and opinion sunk into Erika’s thick fucking head.
She drops in on Amanda at ‘Kyle’s old house’ (where she had her old nose.)
She get annoyed at seeing some toys on the floor and refers to house as ‘fucked up’ and says “KIDS MAAAANNN.” Why does she try to talk like a thug? Does she think that’s cool? And she’s mad about having to step over some fucking toys?
Amanda says she’s starting to warm up to Erika and wants to be her friend, for whatever reason.
Well, I do know. She’s trying to fit in. Both new girls are dying to reside in the assholes of the OG’s.
Amanda again gets told by Erika as she did by Sutton at her event, that if you say something, own up to it.
I don’t think she denied what she said, she just didn’t understand why it was the end of the world as we know it, that she merely agreed with Kyle and basically repeated what Kyle offered in different words.
Which as I said, I think was all purposeful.
I could be wrong, but probably not.
Erika compares her plight to the way the women treated her when the Tom scandal all came to light. So much different Erika, so much different.
You fucked up by spending every last cent the dude earned over the course of fifty fucking years, and just could not own it.
But she wants Amanda to ‘own it.’
She still can’t own h HER hit!!!
Erika wants to know the skinny on ‘the cult’ when all she has to do is read the fucking story online that she herself wrote about it. But I guess that’s too much to ask. If I was Amanda, that’s definitely what I would say.
No she didn’t ‘offer it’ Erika. Dorito saw it online, then threw it in her face when she was picking a fight with her.
Amanda tells the story, that she joined this religious ‘group’ right after high school, and soon realized it was very controlling and cult-like. Since it was a cult.
She realized thing were off and got out after around a year and a half. I’m surprised she was able to get out. She’s lucky she wasn’t physically trapped where she wasn’t able to leave.
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Back at The Hamps, the latest about Erika at that time broke, and how she’s just not getting off scot-free as she keeps hoping.
When you find out your husband was a shyster for most of a twenty-something year marriage, and most of the money you were blowing, to the tune of 25 mill, was stolen and didn’t belong to either of you, people get mad, and want some sort of repayment.
Kyle points out “she doesn’t have that.” Yes Kyle the fucking brain surgeon, we know that. That doesn’t mean the bankruptcy lawyers should say “oh well!” No worries!!”
Especially when she’s announced to the world numerous times just how much she does NOT care about ANY of this. ‘These people that are collectively out millions of dollars need to just shut up and Tom just needs to die already! Like why in the HELL is an 86 year old even still even alive??? The money and gifts were MINE because they were given to ME – end of story.’
These are legit her thoughts. (Remember “they’re MY earrings and I will continue to wear them…”)
With this being her rhetoric to the universe for the past 5 or 6 years, of COURSE she’s getting held accountable for her spending and her dismissiveness. She can be ‘mad at’ Tom all she wants, and refuse to take his calls until the end of his time (which is what she’s doing.) That does not make all of this go away.
I think she falsely believes if he dies, she’s free of all of this, but I’m not sure that’s the case. I don’t think that makes any difference at all.
I’m so tired of talking about this.
Rachel wants to make sure she’s okay. Rachel, stop with the extreme ass kissing. She’s fine. I really do think the bankruptcy attorneys are going to have a hard time holding her accountable. I’m sure SOME of the money she was blowing on ugly clothes and pretending she’s Madonna WAS actually Tom’s legit earnings. A lot of it was not.
Kyle seems to be loving this, honestly. At the end of the day, she can’t help being Kyle.
Those guys they’re having dinner with can’t wait to high tail it out of there. Pretty sure they just wanted free food and drinks.
Kyle recaps the convo with Erika earlier to the girls. They give kudos to Sutton for starting shit with Amanda for whatever reason.
Kyle is saying none of this shit she said earlier to Erika and in her yap, how they’re overreacting and Amanda didn’t say anything horrible.
I shouldn’t have given her the credit I did.
Dorit claims she’s cares nothing about any of the comments, EVEN THOUGH, she’s the one that made it a whole thing and went in on the girl, twice. Including once when she told her it was the anniversary of her infant passing away only three years ago.
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Erika and Sutton meet with Denise for dinner to discuss her recent separation from her husband. I guess ‘separation’ is putting it mildly.
Erika’s new ‘nice’ act – I just – can’t. Anyone not seeing this is damage control, and a desperate last ditch effort to save herself from the stolen money plight she’s in, is an idiot. If you’re buying this, you’re an idiot. It’s probably the advice of her attorneys. She wouldn’t come up with this herself.
It’s so sad. I think we all saw he’s an asshole, but not to this level of smacking her around on a regular basis.
And this douchey piece of shit has the actual NERVE to be asking her for ‘spousal support.’ That’s what I’ve been seeing in headlines, anyway.
Sutton sucking up to Erika makes me sick.
Erika just wants to know the gossip. She doesn’t really care. She probably enjoys someone else’s marriage ending.
Erika claims in her yap that she and Sutton are ‘friendly’ now because she’s off the vodka. I do agree it’s making a difference in her demeanor, of course, however the actul reason is because Erika is doing this ‘rebranding’ thing in an effort to save herself, and isn’t acting like a bully and a tyrant towards her.
She admits in her yap (it’s in the headlines, but she still tries to pretend it’s not happening) how she’s being sued by both the firm’s and Tom’s bankruptcy people. She says it like it’s no big deal. Whatever. 25 million dollars, whatever.
She’s so exhausted, she complains. Awww, are you now, Erika? Are you ‘exhausted??’ Poor thing. Can you imagine if someone owed HER millions of dollars?
She goes on to call in draining, and designed merely to annoy her. Well I thought she was trying to not say such dumb shit. I was wrong.
Denise recounts some of the physical abuse she’s been enduring, even while she was recovering from all of this plastic surgery she had recently undergone.
She doesn’t really go into what happened over the July 4th holiday, only that it was ‘horrible.’
I think it has a lot to do with things he was seeing in her phone. She doesn’t really go into that, and she doesn’t need to.
Dudes can’t beat women around. Period.
Erika said she didn’t see red flags with that dude? Not when he said on camera he’s crush her hand if she kept ‘telling him what to do.’
But she does remember the way he spoke to HER. So Erika.
So after a seven hour surgery he knocks her off the toilet after seeing something in her phone he didn’t like. He could have killed her in all honesty.
I’m sure he doesn’t lke what she said in this episode. Dudes that abuse women, you know they just don’t want to hear your fucking whining about it. They literally somehow convince themselves it didn’t really happen.
Erika has to one-up Denise and get some attention, so she claims she was recently dating a guy that hit her.
I don’t even know if I believe her. I would hate to say that she’s making it up, but I don’t put anything past her. I think it’s interesting she won’t name the guy.
I’m guessing on the 4th he confronted her about messages on her phone, that she may have been talking to other people.
You know what you do then? You leave. You get a divorce. That’s it.
Well congrats Erika. You managed the make the conversation all about yourself, to garner sympathy for you.
Classic ‘look over there, not here.’
Denise was in a seven year abusive marriage, and you were briefly banging a guy that got rough. Kind of the same.
God, next week we have her crying to this therapist about it.
