Wendy giving the commencement address at a graduation is fucking rich, isn’t it? I’m sure that school is regretting the shit out of that one.
Hey girls, every single thing that speaker lady did, don’t do it.
And the hair flip because she was so proud of her “you are the future” bit. Please. Wendy literally, TAKE A SEAT. You are NO role model.
Kei showcases a billboard advertising her wellness spa thing.
This disgusting beady-eyed dude she insists on keeping around, is so fucking phony. He tries way too hard to come off as genuine and that he likes Kei, and it’s so not believable. I’m not buying.
He’s clearly on some sort of redemption tour after viewers totally had his number last season. Hopefully no one is buying this bull shit.
The mom knows he’s full of it. She gives him side-eye as he gives her this over compensating compliment about her billboard.
This billboard is getting dragged on social media. I don’t mind it. People are saying that it’s confusing as to what it’s advertising, when it literally says ‘Beauty & Wellness.’ I think we all know what that means these days.
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Seeing Wendy in all of her brand new carefully curated outfits, that are way too young for her, is pretty funny.
She revisits the fight with her mom. While I get her mother getting all in her feelings over her dad being a loser and her having to do all of the work. She’s very extra though, and took it too far.
She wasn’t saying her mom did anything wrong, she just wanted to try to have some sort of relationship with her dad. He does sound like a deadbeat, so I kind of see both sides.
I won’t bore you again with what a deadbeat loser my ex was/is as a husband and father. He thinks he was great though. He’s his biggest fan.
So this lunch between Gizzy, Ashley and Wendy is of course a gossip session about Angel, as per the uzse. They seem to me to be really fascinated by Angel. They can’t stop talking about her. This chick better be getting first chair.
They discuss the upcoming Colorado trip. Gizelle does make a good point that this house better be all that. She’s bragged about “our house in Colorado” incessantly.
Part of it, I think is that she’s insecure that they were living in a rental or an AIRBNB or whatever, so she had to constantly remind us they are homeowners.
Congrats Angel. Spend that NFL money while you can. It doesn’t last forever.
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Angel prepares to abruptly leave the Potomac for Colorado. She’s insisting that she’s excited, but I don’t think she is.
Ashley has a birthday party for Dean and Uncle Lump. Her mom looks a freaking sweaty mess (more than usual) and is talking about her dude supposedly being in treatment for his drug addiction.
Ashley’s grandmother claims she likes this guy for her mom.
Ashley quickly points out that she never had to live with him. As a mother why would you ‘like’ an unemployed drug addict loser that your daughter is with??
Sheila goes on this odd rant, as she’s wiping either sweat or tears from her face, not sure which, about how GOOD she’s doing. She’s doing GOOD. Well she looks really bad.
So you know she’s not doing good. Or well. Or anything close to it. That got awkward really fast. As scenes with her mom usually are.
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Monique holds an event to promote a book she allegedly wrote. I can’t imagine anyone buying this book but whatever.
As she reads an excerpt, yeah it’s not something people will buy, but I’m sure this was fun for her to do.
Angel seems uncomfortable. The rest of the ladies seem bored. No one even talks to her about the upcoming trip to very famous ‘Colorado house.’
Monique hands gift bags to everyone and reveals her infamous ‘binder.’ Now Gizelle looks really uncomfortable. She has a little PTSD about ‘the binder’ from the Reunion a few years back where Monique revealed to the world that Jamal was again cheating on her amid their supposed reconciliation.
They’re instructed to write in their binders “who you are and how they present themselves to the world.”
So you realize Monique, this is a little of a deep assignment for most of these ladies.?
Wendy of course, whose not deep at all, seems more than happy to dive in. Wendy LOVES talking about what’s great about Wendy. I wonder if FELON was on her list??
Then there’s tabs for all the ladies where they are tasked to write what they think about that Housewife.
Didn’t take long for this to turn shady did it?? They read them aloud. Angel of course is getting the wrath of Ashley.
She tells her she’s not welcome in ‘The Colorado House.’ Since Gizzy and Ashley are embarrassingly one fucking person this season, Gizzy ‘threatens’ she also wishes to be excluded. I would have said ‘great do not come!’
Monique plays dumb when everyone is now pissed at each other.
Angel starts explaining why she’s upset to Monique who pretends to care.
Monique cares not one iota that Angel was offended over being accused of being evicted from their rental.
Ashley’s being such a little fucking twat this season isn’t she? MY God. Leave the woman alone for two seconds about this. We don’t even care if the owner made her leave. Her husband is clearly miserable and probably stopped the payments.
She gives Angel a very insincere apology.
Yeah I feel like she’s putting up a front about her life, but sit back and let it all play out. Believe us, it will!
This shit show is over.
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Stacey calls Angel about the trip and asks questions about the altitude that she probably could have looked up on her own.
We can already see from a preview clip that she has no clue how to host.
Angel meets them at the airport with a van, so that should get her some points. There’s a lot of fake very high-pitched greetings coming from everyone.
She looks relaxed. For now.
She singles out Wendy and Stacey to ride with her and starts laying it on wayyyy too thick with Wendy and much she admires her.
Stacey wants to know if there’s food. I would be asking that too.
So in the other vehicle they start talking about Angel. Monique seems concerned with Angel’s comments about her husband not wanting to attend the July 4th event with her.
Monique thinks that Angel was upset because of Bobby, and it reminded her of her control-freak asshole husband. I wasn’t totally getting those vibes from Bobby, but we haven’t really seen him much, and he has been on good behavior the few times we’ve seen him.
Most of these guys do not want to be around these ladies, let’s be honest.
They’re already confused and whining that they’re going to a rental, and not her house.
You would think that she would take them to her house first. I get it she might not have the space for all of the ladies. We all know how finicky they are and how much they HATE to share rooms, and MUST have their own toilet to poop in.
Not sure if her house, although impressive I’m sure, (it better be) has ten bedrooms and bathrooms for these bitches.
I think it would have been better to have them eat and unwind in HER house instead of the rental. I think it’s understandable there’s not enough private sleeping quarters for everyone.
And the fact that she’s leaving them to go to her place immediately is weird. And taking Kei and Jassi, I think (who I didn’t even realize was here) with her.
And of course as I said, how dare a room sharing situation happen? She puts Gizelle and Ashley together since she’s right, they’re basically one person this season with Robyn gone. In all honesty, they’re treating her shitty. She’s in charge of rooms, so they got a shitty room.
Wendy has a suite. I don’t know what’s with her crawling up Wendy’s asshole. I’m sure she now views that as time wasted. I wouldn’t think she’ll still be on when they pick up cameras in the spring, but you know Wendy. If you’ve caught her on social media, she’s looking smug and unbothered.
Gizzy feels salty so she starts the harassment about being evicted again.
Angel gets a little firm with them, and orders them not to bring this bullshit to her property. No one takes her seriously. She’s getting all in her feelings about these bitches when she should take it as a compliment that they are clearly obsessed with her.
I’m over all of this eviction argument already. As well as the cowboy hats.
