I was rolling when Boz’s assistant didn’t know of the word ‘bachelor.’ YES kid, that’s what the men are called – bachelors!! Boz looked at him, stunned.
Then he tried to use the excuse that he ‘never watched The Bachelorette’ and that’s why he didn’t know that single men were called bachelors.
I’m finding it so hard to take Boz seriously given her terrible fashion sense. She dresses like she thinks she’s 5 feet, and weighs 100 lbs. Reality check, she’s 6 feet tall and weighs 200 lbs. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I know she can’t help she’s built like six linebackers. Just learn to dress for your body.
Anyway she’s hosting a speed dating get-together for all of the ladies since all of the ‘Housewives’ are currently single. This should be an extreme debacle.
By the way, Kyle and Erika’s little ‘bashful’ act. Who the hell was buying that? I certainly was not. Erika especially.
I was 100% unsurprised that they all showed up in head to toe black. They all always wear black. Always.
I will say that Boz seems a little extra with her obsession with Kyle’s love life. Or lack thereof.
Rachel arrives – in black. She was cracking me up in her yap with her sermon about not looking like you’re trying too hard, and she definitely looks like she was trying too hard.
It looks like she did every single thing she’s advising women not to do when dressing for a date. She’s the most overdressed here. I’m so confused.
I know she’s a fashion professional and I’m not, but I think she should tone down the big chunky necklaces. Thought we were doing small delicate chains now? She seems to be embracing 80’s Madonna.
Dorit seems the most excited to meet the guys.
My favorite was Ben the comedian. Dating a guy that’s a comedian, what is better than that? Besides a chef, that doesn’t speak.
I don’t know that Dorit is a good as a flirt as she thinks she is. She seems to be a little awkward too.
Maybe Erika feels weird due to her legal plight.
I thought the Sebastain guy was strange when Kyle asked him if he’s been married before. That seems like a pretty straight forward question, and he’s like “well uhhh umm yes…”
I don’t mean to be petty buy why is Dorit on Beverly Hills if she lives in The Valley?
Also she doesn’t know in what direction she lives.
I guess it’s kind of funny and ironic that Kyle talks to a Realtor and Erika talks to a lawyer.
We do get to the bottom of the guy that wasn’t sure if he was married or not. He married a stranger in Vegas for a day because it was on his ‘bucket list.’ Okay so that’s pretty weird. Dorit brags again about her flirting prowess.
Maybe she does know what she’s doing. All the guys like her. Okay Boz what’s with the nerdy guy? Put him with Sutton stat! No one else is going to like this guy.
He tellls Erika he loves collecting sports cards and Erika thinks he says sports CARS.
Yes Erika we know you like expensive cars. Wow, that was embarrassing.
So the guy that Sutton liked gave Erika his number. Did this Rick do NO research on this woman? Clearly not.
She graciously hands the card to Sutton which is kind of weird. If this dude wants Erika to call him (Lord help him) and Sutton calls him, that’s going to be awkward..
Erika and Sutton have some sort of ‘moment’ empathizing with Dorit. I’m tired of Erika and her fucking fakery and attempt at ‘rebranding.’ Just stop already. It’s tiring.
Kyle is still getting questioned about her dating life and sexuality, which is really what they want to know about, she continues to be coy and vague.
(kyle boz rachel)
Boz pretends she really cares about Kyle when she’s just being nosy. She even admits she “wants to be in everyone’s business.”
We can tell. After saying that, she quickly tries to back pedal. I don’t think Kyle likes her at all. She rolls out her Brad or Angelina line. I feel like she rehearsed that.
******
Amanda, in Kyle’s old house, seems like a total ‘pick me.’ She talks a little about her financial planning books. She reminds me a little bit of Brynn from RHONY. She gives off such gold digger energy and doesn’t seem to care.
******
They discuss the meet and greet aka ‘speed dating’ event. The Chase Realtor guy looks like the goofy guy from that movie Sideways.
Sutton is still pouting about her annulment. It’s clear her ex wants to get remarried in a Catholic church and that’s why he wants the annulment. I’m sure Sutton knows this, but since she’s making it her main topic of discussion, we’re forced to listen to everyone speculate and talk it to death, when it’s not that big of a deal.
Rachel tells her to un-Stracke. It would have been funnier to day ‘exstracke’ yourself. It was unsettling to hear Sutton say she still has been holding out for her ex to want to reconcile when they’ve been divorced forever.
******
Kyle and Alexia shop for wedding florals.
The florist asks about her ‘color scheme’ and Alexia says she doesn’t have one?
What??
How is that possible?
Later she says the flowers she chose is the ‘color scheme’ of the bridesmaids’ dresses. So that is a color scheme. The flower shop chicks look at her like she’s an idiot.
******
Does Boz just like not want to be taken seriously at all? What IS with this look?
She looks like a comic book character. That huge bow is ridiculous and I think newbie Amanda is thinking the exact same thing. The hair, earrings and bow are way too much.
Boz, Dorit and Amanda meet for lunch. Amanda starts filling in Boz on her background and how she came to be this alleged ‘financial whiz’ aka giving tips on how to snag a rich man.
Dorit joins and you just know she’s going to be in trouble, given her and PK’s money troubles.
Amanda’s concern for Dorit seems fake. She doesn’t give a fuck about Dorit and her future ex-husband or ‘estranged’ husband Amanda instructs her to refer to him as. How about ‘loser?’ How about ‘lying useless sack of shit?’
Dorit gives us a little insight into the beginning of their marriage and his financial situation at that time. They didn’t have a prenup, she says, then proceeds to tell us he was broke.
Dorit was shopping, and PK was gambling. Do the math Amanda.
No one even knows what PK did for ‘work.’ Other than he had to be in London constantly, and was somehow involved with Boy George professionally. Supposedly. Or not. I don’t fucking know.
Their separation as far as finances sounds extremely chaotic. There’s a ‘business manager’ involved but not attorneys? So she filed for divorce but hasn’t hired an attorney yet?
So PK is just out there picking and choosing what he feels like paying for the household his wife and children still live in? I’m actually shocked he’s able to keep her in that house.
PK apparently said that everything would be ‘staying the same’ as far as finances, when he left and she was dumb enough to believe that. As in he would continue to pay for everything and she could just be a Housewife for three months of the year.
He quickly found out that sucked and he was unable to do that AND have his own residence.
Again, this is where attorneys come in handy and some sort of child support agreement. Why is neither Boz not Amanda saying that?
He handles the finances, she was a stay-at-home mom of course who pretended she was trying to get back into fashion. Amanda drills her on ‘retirement accounts.’ I’m sure she’s been following these two on the show. Does she seriously think PK the broke-ass gambler has ‘retirement accounts?’
Still can’t over Boz’s whole look. It’s so bad.
Dorit refers to PK as an alpha male, and ‘complex’ and ‘not a bad guy.’ When she says the house is in her name, I’m unclear if she means in her name only. It kind of sounded that way. He must have done some sort of work-around because he has crappy credit and/or couldn’t verify his income, so he took out the loan in her name.
What can Dorit do, Boz asks Amanda. You can see her gears grinding like she’s thinking very hard.
Yes, call a fucking attorney dummy!??
She gives some weird word vomit answer.
