So we pick up with Rainbeau legit acting like she’s going to take Solene out after they had their little tiff, and I mean take her out of this world if you get my drift.
It’s a little much but funny. I do get it. She’s making fists and everything. She’s not messing around.
Certainly Jess wasn’t blaming Rainbeau for Solene’s lack of work ethic was she?
Rainbeau’s on a rampage again when it’s clear that she needs to give it up already.
It’s getting so boring to watch her constantly begging Solene to care about being a maid on this boat. She’s here for her ten minutes.
Th guests request a boob cake for the girl that’s having them removed upon returning home. I’m not sure if I would want a boob cake if that were me.
Fraser asks Anthony if he has a ‘cake mix’ for the boob cake. A cake mix? He’s a chef! I don’t even use a cake mix.
Jess gossips to Barbara about Solene being shitty at her job, as if it effects her. Barbara says she’s just accepted it by now. She thinks it has more to do with the fact that it’s frustrating due to their fling. What the hell ever.
There’s one more charter after this one, so yes, we need to just get over it. The reason is obvious as to why she wasn’t canned, so let’s just go with it.
For the beach picnic, Fraser sends Rainbeau and Solene together for again, obvious reasons, and asks Hugo to tell his deckies not to talk to Solene.
We’re assuming he meant this not in a giving her ‘the silent treatment’ way, but in a ‘don’t distract her’ way.
But of course “tell your crew not to talk to her” sounds more like a ‘let’s ignore her’ thing which is of course childish.
Huge instructs Kyle to not speak to her and keep his distance.
We all know how this is going to turn out.
Hey I know how to resolve this, send Barbara and NOT Solene.
And we NEED to stop with the Soso thing. This girl does not get a cute nickname.
She’s a demon.
Jess thinks it’s dumb, which it is.
So a week ago she had flaming blisters all over her mouth and now she’s shoving her tongue into a condiment bottle to see what it is. I can’t.
Why is the staff having to wear these horrible long-sleeved shirts while serving on the beach that look like polyester. Yuck.
That beach picnic was extremely drama-free, and they normally are not. There’s usually something forgotten or some sort of food or beverage catastrophe.
I don’t know what’s with Solene, that she actually acted normal. Damo was the only deckie that was there it looked like, and he did briefly interact with her.
So there’s going to be some anchor drama as they head into St Bart’s, we’re being forewarned so that we can be on the edge of our seat.
There does seem to be some sort of drifting issue or something, but they get ‘er done.
This conversation seems forced in the crew mess as Solene addresses Damo for talking to her in weird way at the beach. You know she already knows all of this.
She’s a bad actress. There wasn’t even anything weird with the way he was talking to her at the beach.
“You know we got told we weren’t allowed to talk to you.”
We knew that was coming. He follows it up with “because you don’t do any work when we talk to you.”
That’s a good clarification I guess.
Hugo and Fraser chat and Fraser expresses disdain that Damo exposed the ‘no talking to Solene’ rule. I guess he could have made it clear to not tell her, but what fun would that be?
Solene whines to Fraser about the ‘no talking to her’ rule. Fraser pretends to care.
Hugo also pretending to care, and can barely get through the convo with a straight face, confronts Damo about it.
Fraser makes fun of Anthony’s tittie cake because he’s using kiwi for the areola area.
Not sure when the last time is he saw a breast, but seems like longer than Fraser.
Fraser in his yap gets areola confused with aioli.
That was the funniest part of the entire season and it wasn’t even THAT funny.
They’re so nice, so they don’t even question the green areola. I’m assuming he was looking for some sort of color contrast and kiwi it was!!
Well if you thought ‘don’t talk to Solene’ was going to blow over you would be wrong. She tells Damon she’s ‘getting to the bottom’ of who made that rule. Okay Solene, don’t hurt yourself. She’s on the case! She just needs her magnifying glass and plaid cap
Why doesn’t Damon just tell her it was Fraser? Why doesn’t she assume it’s Fraser? Who else would it be? She seriously thinks the captain gives her that much thought?
Solene falls again carrying a suitcase. She’s such a klutz. I think she forgets how tall she is.
She demands to know from the actual Captain of the boat as they gather for lunch, if he made the rule about the deck crew not speaking to her.
Kerry shuts her down and tells her the crew was instructed to stop ‘harassing’ her so she does her job.
Not sure harassing was the right word. How about flirting with her? That’s more accurate.
Fraser intervenes using ‘distract’ to help her understand the comment.
Kerry sort of storms out of the crew mess and she wants to know if they think he’s upset. Jess tells her, “well yeah that’s not how you talk to the Captain, dumbass.”
She didn’t say dumbass, I added that.
Jess then tries to explain to her it was a last ditch effort to get her to do her job and stop worrying about hooking up with like four different people on the boat. This isn’t Love Island. I paraphrased.
Solene plays dumb and Jess tells her to knock it off.
They should just get rid of her for the last charter. Her schtick is redundant and getting boring and so repetitive. They would do fine without her.
She cracks me up how she just continues to eat as Jess is losing her shit on her.
Kerry promptly summons Fraser to complain about Solene.
Again we get the sudden emotion in her yap that we know is horse shit.
Kerry claims she “brings an energy to the boat that’s appreciated.”
Ummm, come again. What energy?
Complaining constantly? Acting like a skank? Doing her job half-assed?
This is an ‘energy’ that Kerry appreciates?
He sends Fraser to speak to her. Kerry should have spoken to her himself. She doesn’t care what Fraser says.
Damo has a point. Everything that Jess communicated to Solene was spot-on, but that all should have come from Fraser.
Not an ex-fling that is frustrated with her shitty attitude, and play-dumb act, who isn’t even in her department.
Fraser has a sit down going over the same fucking shit that’s been gone over 87 times. He corrects her on blurting out a grievance to Kerry while eating in the crew mess.
She plays victim. She’s doesn’t understand why she’s still here if she’s been doing such a bad job.
Well yeah, we’re all wondering that. But it’s a show and not about the work.
She did keep the story lines moving, with how she creeped on three different crew members. One being a girl, and she’s not even gay.
They flash on a past season of a Camille scene, whose attitude is very similar to Solene’s, whom they did end up getting rid of.
I recalled how frustrated I was getting with Fraser because he kept repeating “I adore Camille, but…”
I couldn’t get why he kept saying he adores her. She was unpleasant and unlikable as fuck and there was not one redeeming quality about her.
He was trying too hard to be her friend, and that still seems to be a problem.
