This Part 3 ‘could’ve been an email.’
The only thing that came close to be interesting oroany type of tea is this feud between Porsha’s and Shamea’s moms.
Porsha tries to sell that it began when they were both in the child care industry and Porsha’s mom closed her facility location, as it went into foreclosure, and Shamea’s mom then snapped it up for a bargain as soon as it was available without telling her she was doing this.
That is kind of shady.
Shamea af first flimsily denies that this is true, but then I guess sort of admits it, but also claims they were already estranged for years prior to this, over something Porsha’s mom did to Shamea’s mom that she “doesn’t want to speak on.” Yikes. Sounds juicy.
Are you keeping up with this?
And as I’ve been saying, and I’m most likely right, I am positive it has to do with a man. So given the fucking HO bag that Porsha is, (NOT sorry, I’m not, she is and she wears it like a badge of honor) and assuming the apple didn’t far far from the tree, I would almost guarantee her mom banged a dude Shamea’s mom was dating or married to.
The look on Porsha’s face kind of tells me she knows Shamea is right. Oh well Miss Diane, what comes around goes around. Don’t be messin’ where you shouldn’t be messin.’ Don’t be bangin’ other people’s men.
Andy is pressing, and dying to know, but Shamea refuses to divulge the deets even though I think she should. I think she has every right to.
Porsha for sure looks like she knows her mom did Shamea’s dirty.
Shamea ends up apologizing for discussing her ‘friendship problems’ with the others.
That sounded simple enough however it ends up in bickering since they all take offense to that.
I do believe Porsha didn’t want Shamea full-time on the show. This was Porsha’s thing and HER flex. She wanted something Shamea didn’t have.
Porsha is mad Shamea is rehashing shit that happened 7 – 8 years ago ‘in interviews.’
This woman was suddenly thrust into the spotlight. She’s talking. Why is this even surprising? Housewives do this. They do press tours during the filming.
Shamea does try to reason with Porsha, and you can see that Porsha is too emotionally immature to shut up and hear her out.
She interrupts, rolls her eyes, fiddles with her hair, makes excuses, even accuses Shamea of being selfish for not understanding she was grieving when her cousin passed away (that’s why she was trying to reach you, you fucking dumb ass.)
I love how Andy consults with Cynthia for an intelligent and diplomatic person’s thoughts. There are so few Housewives like this. I kind of wish she could be less nice sometimes.
She’s so opposite of Porsha sitting there with her leg pumping a mile a minute, twitching and spewing nonsense.
Phaedra in the middle with her horrible posture and saggy boobs.
Andy asks what they need from each other.
Childish AF Porsha again spews out hateful nonsense as to how she just can’t be bothered with this right now. She’s you know dealing with the aftermath of her like 4th or 5th failed gold digging attempt.
Whereas Shamea says she would love to take the time to resolve things. I’m paraphrasing.
Porsha looks like she feels stupid, or she just zoned out.
When Andy asks her if she receives that she acts like she has no fucking clue what she even said.
Andy goes on some moral diatribe when he really should just – not do that.
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As I said I just don’t get the need for Dennis, Ralph or even Chawwles to be here.
I feel lke Chawwles is trying to back-track after getting scolded by Angela for treating her so crappy on camera. Not buying it. The cameras were catching his true behavior which to him is a Tuesday. Constant random insults, and snarky remarks, meltdowns over cleaning. So just save it dude.
I guess Drew was off in lala land. She didn’t even realize Andy was talking about her (even though he said her name) until he remarked being “banished to the basement.”
So what if Drew made a crack about getting with Dennis. She probably did. Who cares. She’s single, he’s single, who the hell cares!!
And Porsha acting like it’s all so inappropriate. I honestly don’t even consider Dennis an ex of hers.
He was more like a sperm donor and meal ticket.
She has no leg to stand on if Drew or anyone she knows wants to date him. Or do anything with him.
Especially given her history. Is this woman okay??
What fucking judge would recommend this man live in the basement in the marital home? Was he paid by Bravo? That’s a real question.
Ralph fucking posting shit about Drew’s mom who was merely concerned about her daughter and grandchildren and the way this evil heathen is treating them and the harm he’s causing, is so fucking Ralph. He’s such a piece of shit.
A viewer questions the asinine court orders, clearly in Ralph’s favor. Yeah something is not passing the smell test there.
Drew referes to a ‘manifesto’ as the information regarding who is coming and going in their gated community, as they discuss Ralph bringing women to the house.
I don’t think she meant manifesto but have no idea what she was trying to say.
A Housewife getting a divorce at this point is like a Housewife breathing. A viewer asks why Drew was getting no compassion, and that would be why. Also no one is in shock those two are splitting up.
Ralph is a lying cheating piece of shit.
Kelli we don’t need this same tired story of whether or not Drew purchased an article of clothing at your stupid event. Drew claims she bought something afterwards, which meant the proceeds did not go to support her cause. I guess I see the point but literally no one cares.
Why does Drew keep saying my last name is ‘Drew Jordan.’ No girl your last name is ‘Jordan.’ Anyway no she’s not related to Michael. She made that up.
Rehashing Pilar’s college being funded by Drew’s album is also tired.
And why did we name that child ‘Pilar?’
If we could stop saying ‘lap dog’ that would also be great.
No fucking way this ‘Black’ dude is just Drew’s friend. That song and dance sounds familiar.
I don’t know why she thinks the fact that she’s seeing someone has to a secret.
We’re rolling out these needless dudes so Dennis can sit there and lie to protect Drew’s offering herself to him. Ralph can sit here acting like his smug narcisstic lying ass self. Not to be outdone by Chawwles (the only husband) and his sparkling personality.
They pluck fucking Ralph right beside Dennis.
Porshsa seems pretty giddy at Dennis being there which is ironic when all season all she did was piss and moan about him ‘feelming.’
Is it suddenly okay for him to be ‘feelming’ now? Since he’s sitting beside her?
Are we in grade school?
I don’t think we need to hate on Gerald for not being here. He was barely part of the show. The dude is a low-ley, no-drama, no-stress normal fucking respectable guy that doesn’t get off on acting like a fucking mean girl towards women. Highly unusual in House Husbands, so we really need to leave him alone.
Chawwles is working some serious OT in trying to convince viewers he doesn’t hate his wife. He’s here to support her, he claims.
Well I’m not buying it, because he’s putting on a fucking show. For the show.
I say she divorces him within a year.
He gets a little flirty with Kelli. She didn’t seem mad about it. That was cringy. What is with all of these ladies so gaga over these men that treat women horribly? That was also kind of ballzy to flirt with another woman in front of your wife, and a million people.
What’s with the tongue? That was weird. Kelli is kind of disgusting for reciprocating. If I were Angela I’d be a little annoyed seeing this.
So again this big huge massive dilemma as to whether or not Dennis asked Porsha if he was allowed to ‘feeelm’ with Drew or not.
These issues are just so trivial and ridiculous, even for Housewives, that make this reunion rehashment is such a fucking yawn fest.
No, it’s clear Dennis did not discuss this with Porsha prior to filming beginning. That’s the other thing that makes this ‘story line’ so fucking tiresome, is that you know full well he’s lying.
He full on turns his head when he insists he did discuss it with Porsha.
Not sure if he was afraid to tell Porsha, or if he was setting up Drew’s ‘story line.’
He then lied to Drew that Porsha was ‘cool with it.’
Just don’t get why Porsha thinks she’s entitled to tell Dennis what he can and he cannot do.
She got what she wanted from him. Move on. If he wants to look like a thirsty doofus, still trying to be on Housewives, then let him do it.
Now Dennis lies about the text message he showed to Porsha, pretending he didn’t show it to her in the context that he clearly did.
I do think Drew propositioned him perhaps in a joking flirty way, probably to see where he was at. If you know what I mean, wink wink.
‘I’m trying to get money, I’m not trying to get fucked’ was allegedly Dennis’ reply to her message, so you do the math as to what was said. Sounds like she was testing the waters. Hey you can’t blame a girl for trying!
What’s sad here, is I actually believe Porsha. Clearly Drew and Dennis are lying. This is very cringy to watch.
Drew looks very embarrassed and guilty.
Ralph also saw these messages that Dennis is now trying to back-peddle on, and says the whole thing is a little ‘weird.’
Again, not sure why, if everyone involved is single.
Porhsa can suck it. She doesn’t own this man because she used him for a kid and child support checks six years ago.
Drew kind of annihilates Ralph, calls him a liar, makes fun of his white suit, playing up for the cameras and always claiming ‘victim.’
All of it is true. He looks a little taken by surprise.
He says ‘one thing he doesn’t do is lie.’ Doesn’t he always repeat that line?
‘Things liars say for $1,000, Alex.’
He asks her what all of the ‘energy’ is about. He’s the another one with the dead lifeless soulless eyes. Look at him. I’m not wrong.
Dennis has been making the Housewife rounds before they became Housewives, hitting up Brit and Kelli.
I feel like witnessing this arguing with Drew and Ralph who are the parents of little kids, is kind of exploitive. Of course he’s bringing bitches to the basement. Fucking duh. He was fucking around on Drew when they were together.
He makes up some mind fuckery that the bitch came through the gate but didn’t come into the house.
He gives this girl his address to come over then makes her sit outside in her car. Okay.
“It was for fitness content.”
Ralph shut up. Why is here again??
Then he goes on some fake rant that he loves her and they need to get along to raise their kids together etc etc.
The others are really buying this crap as they ooooh and awwww at him??
My God ladies, stop it. Have you seen this man in action since Drew has been a Housewife?
Everyone should have been calling him out for his fake ass bull shit.
Drew does call him out and tells him how that all sounds great but you’re the one posting shit about my mom and doing your fucking ‘poor me’ press tours.
Narcs are always the fucking victim. Everyone has wronged the narc. The narc is full of glee, perfect and treated everyone in his life with the utmost respect. Abuse? He has no idea what you’re talking about. Are you crazy? (despite the fact that there are witnesses to it.)
Andy asks if he apologized to her mom for his mean girl rant because he was pouting for getting called out on his ACTUAL BAD BEHAVIOR.
I saw a meme one time that said ‘never accuse a narcissist of things he ACTUALLY did.’
He admits no he hasn’t, with a smidge of hesitation, because he’s slightly embarrassed for being called out on being douchey.
He feels justified, he explains, because he did financially help her mom. So that gives him the right to publicly humiliate her because he’s in a little pouty mood like a toddler.
I mean really. Ya cannot make this shit up.
Literally, he rambles on with more fucking shit salad.
Now he’s praying for Drew and her mom because he ‘loves’ them.
I can’t.
He vows he will apologize to her mom when Andy clarifies that his shit salad means ‘no I didn’t apologize.’
He claims all of this is ‘hurtful’ to HIM.
Cynthia tells him to watch what the hell he’s putting on social media talking to him like he’s a twelve-year-old girl.
How ridick it is, he needs to be scolded and spoken to like this about something that is common fucking sense. He doesn’t seem too happy about being told this.
How DARE she??
Chawwles gets pressed on how bitchy he always was when Angela just tried to interact with him or get him to act like he gives a fuck if she lives or dies.
One thing I’m realizing about being in a long relationship with a narcissist. Not only do they NOT love you, but they absolutely loathe you. They hate everything about you.
They hate the way you look, the way you talk, the way you dress. They’re jealous of you and they absolutely hate you.
He explains he’s just not the type to be all over her on TV.
Dude, no one asked you to be ‘all over’ her. We don’t want to see that either, believe me.
He couldn’t even answer ‘yes’ to ‘do you miss me?’ Or tell her she looks pretty when asked how she looks.
Then there was the producer point-blank asking if he loves her in their yap as he was sitting there insulting her, and he says “next question.”
Like dude come ON.
“She knows I love her.”
Does she?
He’s irritated that some of other women claim to have met him when he says they haven’t.
Angela already looks mortified as he says he never met Shamea.
Is this really the hill you want to die on Charles Oakley?
Andy is loving this for some reason.
He seems to love saying he doesn’t remember meeting her and doesn’t know her. In all fairness he probably does get approached by a lot of people wanting to meet him and get photos.
But why does he have to be so fucking arrogant and pissy about it. Angela needs to divorce this mother fucker.
They flash on a photo of Shamea’s husband with Charles, so there was clearly an interaction.
He gets asked if he remembers meeting Phaedra. He doesn’t.
Why are we giving this man the floor like this?
He keeps clarifying there’s a difference between being (lucky enough to be) around him at events, and ‘meeting’ him. I guess he’s not wrong but it just seems so douchey to keep repeating “I don’t know you!!”
Isn’t this how it normally is with famous athletes and celebs? They have a shitton of people approaching them. Of course they don’t remember everyone.
The bigger point to this is and why he’s being so defensive? I assume is that for one thing he cheats on Angela, and second, Phaedra was being shady by saying she didn’t even know he had a wife. I guess he doesn’t speak of being married a lot.
I am losing brain cells.
Chawwles did kind of eat with the ‘why is everyone concerned about me? Where are your husbands at’ comment. Everyone laughs that off. It was funny.
Angela looks like she really does just want him to stfu.
We get it. We’re all nobody’s and you’re not.
The ‘outside baby’ comes up which seemed to be a misunderstanding.
Yes we know him getting kicked out of Madison Square pissed Angela off. It was embarrassing. I’m telling you, this man is embarrassing to be with.
I feel like it’s one thing after another with him. He’s not happy unless there’s chaos.
Kelli’s ex was in communication with Ralph? For some reason Kelli starts giving this man accolades which he does NOT deserve.
Okay great, in comparison to Kelli’s kids’ father, Ralph appears to be a good dad, however that’s comparing a pile of shit to a pile of garbage. Kelli’s ex, if you’re listening, that’s pretty fucking bad when you’re outshined by Ralph fucking Pittman. Trust.
We are FINALLY wrapping this up.
Usually they end with a toast, but instead we’re doing a ‘fan dance?’
Andy sarcastically says “I love dancing on TV.”
That’s all the more reason to make him do it. He’s got his white man overbite goin!
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