I thought this scene was funny, in a contradictory hypocritical kind of way.
Jesse is in the kitchen ‘entertaining’ some girls that clearly just want their 7.50 minutes, all in very short skirts and very high boots.
Ciara and some other housemate girls think they’re doing Lexi this great service by shooing them out of the house.
Whatever. Little too little. Little too late. Not impressed.
She acts like it was this valiant effort that she needs an award for.
Ciara can just stop. Perhaps she herself is jealous, and she’s not so concerned about Lexi. Pretty sure that’s what Jesse thinks too.
I guess dumb people assume everyone is dumb. She is acting REALLY strange this season. I don’t know what’s going on. Trying too hard? Feeling a little full of herself? She has gotten some endorsements. Is that it? It would be a cold day in hell before I’d run out and buy something because a stupid Bravoleb is picking up a check to say she loves it. I’m sure Paige totally uses Tresemme shampoo for $3.99/bottle. Ciara’s endorsing some car that I’m sure she would never buy, as she tries to sell it to us in her very non-enthusiastic voice.
Jesse tells them he “doesn’t even care at this point” (what Lexi thinks.) They don’t think that’s alarming and so fucking gross and repugnant?
He gets mildly scolded for saying that but seems like it’s just for the sake of appearance and not very genuine.
Ciara loves nothing more than kicking the filler people out of the house at the end of the evening. It’s such a flex for her. Someone should remind her this is not her house.
“You don’t have to go home but you gotta get the hell outta here?”
Someone’s gettin’ a little big for her britches. Calm down girl. If you weren’t friends with Paige you would’ve been gone a longggggggg time ago, and if you’re lucky, you might be one of the ‘extra’s.’
Here’s a scene that confirms what I’ve been saying. Paige eluded to this early in the season, that she, Amanda and Ciara, supposedly such ‘great friends’ don’t even hang out nor talk during the off filming months, which is ten flipping months of the year.
I always was under the impression they did see each other and talk throughout the year. They all live in New York City. And are Paige, Amanda and Ciara that busy? Not really. Well Paige is busy now, as we know because she tells us every five minutes.
Amanda starts whining about being ‘depressed’ over the non-filming months, because she’s not with Paige and Ciara.
What am I missing here?
They claim they’re ‘so busy.’
Paige’s solution: “We should actuallyyyyyyy do a FaceTime calllllll once a weeeeeeeeeek to gasssssippppppp…”
It does seem weird how they don’t even keep in touch via phone calls. So basically they’re coworkers, not true friends. A lot like the Housewives.
Lindsay says in her yap how she’s shocked she had a good summer. Yes so are we.
Perhaps it’s the first summer that she wasn’t feuding with a man and two or three of the girls.
Let’s chalk it up to being pregnant and not having the energy to scream at everyone? Or this Turner dude was like ‘don’t fucking embarrass me.’
Not sure, but I do know that women’s personalities do not do a complete 180 when they get pregnant and give birth. Everyone on the chats are saying shit like ‘oh my God, I love her now!’ Pregnancy changed her! Like wow, just wow. Bravo viewers can be so gullible.
They didn’t air the usual farewell when they all leave.
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Fast forward to beginning of December, when Lindsay goes to the hospital to give birth. She’s still got that belly on display.
It was sad watching her go to the hospital herself but I guess baby daddy was recording.
Fast forward again to December 30th when news of ‘the break-up’ breaks.
Keep in mind, Paige ALREADY secured a NYE date with this Joe D’Amelio, this football marketing VP, so in my opinion, it’s a little sus that they weren’t at least already talking when she dumped Craig right after Thanksgiving.
Are they still together? I would say not. Unless they’re totally keeping it on the down low.
They haven’t been seen together since like March, and if just look at this guy (go ahead and look him up) he does not look AT ALL like a dude that would put up with Paige’s ‘sarcasm.’ He probably sent her packing when she lipped off one time.
Cameras to Lindsay’s apartment in January, where they all convene to see the baby and chat.
Lindsay still has no interest in covering her stomach for whatever reason. It’s not like summer anymore. I was giving her a pass, but now it’s just getting weird.
Also weird she’s cracking open champagne at noon, 1 month after giving birth, and she’s breast feeding, but no judgment. She does this like it’s the most normal thing in the world.
She looks really happy to hear that popping sound.
Why does Paige ask her if she pooped when she was pushing? Who asks that. Lindsay says she didn’t know. Okay so from the women I talked to, if this happens you definitely know. But whatever.
Also odd was Danielle’s completely inappropriate comment about her vagina ‘dying’ when she was pregnant, and they were making the headstones. What is wrong with these girls? They’re acting like ten year-old boys.
Amanda arrives as Paige is shoving caviar into her face, talking about how she ‘manifested this life’ (viewers don’t want to hear that) and could not care less about this baby. She calls Amanda dramatic for tearing up a little. What the fuck is wrong with her?
Lindsay gives her Turner accolades for being the best baby Daddy ever. However there is conflict because he does not want to be in the public eye, and I’m sure Lindsay is dying to wave him around Carl.
One thing you can count on Lindsay for, is she tells it like it is, even if it’s embarrassing for her. She announces what I think we all pretty much assumed, if she didn’t get pregnant they wouldn’t be together at this point.
And not just because she’s ‘public.’ Because she’s Lindsay.
Paige of course says she’s ‘great’ when asked how she’s doing post break-up. Yes we know you’re great. You milked this guy until he had absolutely nothing left so you could get as successful as possible. We know you’re fine Paige. Looks like she no longer even feels guilty for using him.
I don’t know why we have to taste the breast milk. But they do.
It’s weird with them being so friendly with Lindsay, but I guess it makes sense since she was on such good behavior while she was pregnant.
“It tastes like milk.”
What the hell did they think it would taste like? Chicken? Poor Gemma taking her afternoon siesta and these ho’s are sitting here eating her dinner.
I don’t know why Craig kept pushing these narratives onto Paige about kids, and family picnics, and hosting parties together and living happily ever after.
I don’t know how he didn’t notice that she has not one maternal bone in her body.
I will be shocked if she ever has a baby.
Do we really think that Craig was lying about purchasing an engagement ring?
I don’t think so, but I know that’s unpopular opinion. What would be the end game of lying about that? It actually makes him look kind of stupid.
I do find it hard to believe he had it for a year.
So she’s bragging how she was so respectful when she announced the break-up on her pod. I did hear a clip that she called him the ‘best boyfriend she’s ever had’ so I guess that was nice.
But then she had a hissy because rumors were swirling that she was seeing or talking to that Joe guy when they were still together, which I think she was, and she wanted him to defend her, and he refused.
I’m assuming he really did think she was, so why should he defend her?
Now he’s dead to her since he wouldn’t lie on her behalf.
She’s such an ass.
Hey Paige, it’s not like he HE FUCKED SOMEONE ELSE!!
