Oh stop it Brit. This miserable dude is NOT buying you no $200,000 car!!
What does he even do? He looks beyond sketchy.
Does he ever smile? He always looks angry. She tries to joke around, and he scowls and tells her she’s “doing too much.” He has NO sense of humor.
Shut up weirdo. Why this woman ever even gave you the time of day, I do not know. Fucking weirdo. Some viewers seem to think Brit isn’t even his type if ya get my drift.
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The ‘peace brunch’ is being discussed, and Brit’s insurance license supposedly being investigated.
So I guess this tea on Chawwles is that he “had a baby on her.”
I can totally see him doing that and I can totally see her tolerating it, and staying with him.
I feel like Brit was very humble and was apologetic about the Porsha ordeal. I don’t know know what more they want from her.
Great – a cast trip – yay. Celebrating Porsha’s birthday. Drew is not invited.
We love doing this. Excluding one Housewife, who inevitably ends up crashing and coming anyway.
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Cynthia, you’re seriously surprised this is where Porsha is at in her marriage to that scammer dufas? Is she just trying to be nice? We ALL knew this was coming and coming very soon.
Porsha is really bad at being a gold digger. She should try something else.
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Drew and Brit meet to iron things out and discuss Kenya’s poster boards and what that was all about. It was a ‘web cam.’ I think that was mid-2000’s pre ‘Only Fans’ website where you could make money doing whatever.
Drew is being kind of a judgy asshole. Especially given what we find out later.
Why is she sipping her drinks trying to look coy, as she asks passive aggressive questions? It definitely looks like she practiced this in the mirror.
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Drew and Ralph have a court date. He wants to unseal the divorce documents. It almost seems like she might be hiding something.
I can’t believe an actual entire woman would represent Ralph.
The judge orders the docs ‘unsealed.’ Whatever. Who cares. Even if Drew did cheat on him when he was out running around, who cares. I’m sure POS Ralph will use the hell of that though.
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The ladies arrive in Nashville. Not the room-picking. Already complaints. Yawn.
This is why I had to shut it off last night. The room bitching put me totally to sleep.
Angela missed her flight and arrives late. Are we on the edge of our seat about whether or not she’s going to approve of her room assignment?
She coincidentally walks in as they’re talking about her.
She looks really weathered. She looks like she flew across the country. No time to waste, she starts plugging for Drew immediately.
Angela calls her and she doesn’t seem into coming, after her stressful hearing with stupid weirdo woman-hater-abuser-mommy-issues Ralph. But apparently she’s still down.
Men that abuse women are bullies, and fucking demented damaged sad insecure embarrassing weirdos with two-inch dicks.
Kelli seriously flew a stylist in to ‘dress her’ and that’s what he comes up with?
Ohhkay. No comment. Well maybe one little one. She looks like a prostitute.
Of course in Nashville you go mechanical bull riding.
Remember when the Jersey crew went to Nashville, and Melissa and Joe literally knew nothing about the city, what it was known for, nor what state they were going to. The stupidity between those two is scary. Joe also didn’t know what prohibition meant. Listening to those two interact makes me feel really smart.
I think the total time they all collectively managed to stay on the bull is about ten seconds. Are they even trying? Tighten those ab muscles girls! Put some effort into it. Has no one seen ‘Urban Cowboy?’
Drew is out celebrating with her sister getting offered a record deal. Of course she’s into Dennis. He’s a cheater and a liar.
Now Porsha has decided it’s not okay for Drew to attend, when earlier she eluded that it was fine.
I guess you could say she may have felt put on the spot. Of course none of this is organic anymore. Thought they had kind of sort of made up and Porsha agreed to be ‘the bigger person’ and let it go. What happened to that?
Porsha shares that Dennis told her that he and Drew are a little more than friends and some let’s just say ‘interactions’ have taken place.
But they’re ‘just friends’ you know. Because ‘friends’ hook up and have tawdry affairs behind their spouses’ backs. And buy expensive gifts, and go on trips together, and go to the gym together, and take karate classes together. These are things a male and female ‘friend’ that are married to other people often do.
It’s a very ‘friendly’ thing to do.
To me, it is very evident when watching Drew and Dennis interact that they have hooked a time or two, or three. There is some tension there.
