Let me start by saying that this episode was confusing. I didn’t get how the ladies were irate about what Kenya did, running out of the salon ranting and raving, then at Kelli’s brunch at the end, seemed to be all Team Kenya and bitching at Brit about her pistol comment. Also what was confusing is that she had already owned the mistake and apologized about thirty times by that point.
I guess that’s not abnormal that Housewives contradict themselves and make no sense.
Kenya is reportedly suing Bravo for her suspension and not taking Brit’s threats seriously.
Also confusing, in the way the brunch unfolds, is I thought the brunch was held in support of Brit?
Also, while I’m on a roll, what I don’t get is how it was all over the press and even the insurance licensing board what had happened while filming was still happening. Guess it got ‘leaked?’ I didn’t recall hearing about it.
So Brit is upset and crying. Her husband is actually acting somewhat sweet and supportive, sort of. He also seems slightly annoyed and gives her a weird standing bending hug.
As you know I think all of the Atlanta guys are useless pieces of shit except for Shamea’s.
Brit admits to videoing some explicit shit she did in her teenage and young adult years.
No one should be held accountable for anything they did during these years. This is when you’re supposed to get that kind of dumb shit.
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I wish Housewives would dress for what they’re actually doing instead of for the cameras. That’s the ‘reality’ part of this.
What lead me to that comment is whatever the hell this is that Kelli is wearing to drop by Brit’s house, who she knows is upset. Why would you show up to console your upset friend in five inch heels and looking like you’re going to a formal event?
An IV nurse has also joined the party.
I wouldn’t trust these IV nurses any further than I could throw them. Okay random lady that I don’t know, come to my house and pump some unkown liquids of your choosing through my veins.
How many times do we have Kelli brag about how positively swimmingly Kenya treated her? We get it. She chose one new Wife to target, and it was Brit. Not sure exactly why and not sure it even matters, does it? She probably picked up on her having a somewhat less strong personality. Kelli may only be five feet tall, but if Kenya did this shit to her, Kelli would stand on a ladder and rip her face off and throw it in her waffle iron.
Also is it really a compliment to Kenya that you have to keep pointing out that she was nice to you? Shouldn’t you be nice to everyone, until they give you reason not to. This is crazy talk.
IV Nurse even gives her side eye when she says that.
Kelli rolls out her plan to get everyone together supposedly in support of Brit.
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Shamea hosts Kelli, Porsha and Angela. Angela in an extremely short dress. Who dresses like this to hang out in a house with other women? If she drops something I hope she bends at the knees at least.
They discuss being in complete shock of Kenya’s theatrics. I don’t know why anyone would be in shock of anything that Kenya does. Kenya is an abandoned child and she is not right, and never ever will be.
Angela asks Porsha what she meant by her comment about Charles.
I hate to say who cares, but who cares.
Porsha apologizes and says she was ‘playing with her.’ Yeah, no. She had something in mind to spill but I guess is chickening out. Or saving it for later.
Drew arrives. The mic catches her trying to pick up her Uber Driver. No pun intended.
Porsha cry me a river. This is what you get when you lead the life that you lead.
Maybe be honest with your daughter that there is no more Simon. Mommy was looking for her third meal ticket and failed again. But hey, ‘A’ for effort.
And how dare you use your child to try to get this man that you only married for reasons we all know, to pay attention to you after you’re separated. Why would you even still want your daughter around this man?
He didn’t answer because he doesn’t give a fuck about your child. Try focusing on your child and not on men for a change. Or men paying attention to your child. It’s kind of sick.
Porsha vows to move on from the Drew/Dennis drama because she just doesn’t have the time and energy for it. Well, I don’t believe that one either.
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Drew has to leave the house because Ralph is allowed to come up from the basement to spend time with their kids.
He needs a little attention and some ‘camera time’ as any Housewife would, and ventures upstairs before his official time has kicked in.
This ‘living in the basement’ thing is utterly absurd.
They argue about who is in charge of calling and paying an exterminator. They start to have a very typical Ralph and Drew argument like we’ve been hearing for the past how ever many years Drew has been a Housewife. Petty and annoying as fuck and Ralph just being Ralph.
I mean Drew just pay the fucking exterminator. Jesus. Isn’t Bravo paying you? Let’s pick our battles here.
I did find it a little humorous when Drew said she wanted that as “one thing off her plate” and Ralph told her there’s nothing on her plate. The way she stormed off when he said that, made it appear true.
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Do we really have room for two aspiring singers on one show?
Shamea name drops the artists that her producer has worked with. Name-dropping does NOT make you appear like a loser, I don’t care what anyone says.
Of course Porsha purposely dissed her song when she played it for the group. She’s doing her ‘job.’ Bringing a lifelong friend on the show, and then tearing her down for money and ratings. Can someone tell Bravo viewers hate this?
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I love Brit’s mom’s words of wisdom:
“Girls like to hate.”
“When they’re not happy with their own life, this is what they like to do.”
Truer words have never been spoken.
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Porsha and Shamea have an outing. All that I hear is Charlie Brown “wah-wah-wah” when Porsha speaks. I cannot take anything that this woman says seriously.
They talk about Dennis and ‘feeeelming’ with Drew, and boundaries and whatever.
Dennis had admitted to her he wanted to film with Drew as her producer for promo purposes. Which is what I believe that I said when this all started.
If this is making him money, and Porsha likes and wants his money, and we know she does, maybe she should just keep quiet.
It’s time for a random Fashion Police moment. They have their boobies so out there as they’re trying to mini-golf that they have to keep looking down to make sure they’re not spilling out. Porsha’s pretty much are. Again not sure who these ladies think they’re dressing for? The audience, who is mostly straight women?
And how many pairs of shorts does Shamea have in the exact same style? Not to be outdone by Porsha, she’s got the girls on full display too.
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Time for the ‘Peace Luncheon.’
Porsha calls in sick. Honestly, fine. I’ve had enough of staring at her tits and listening to her talk nonsense.
I’m wondering if she wasn’t ‘sick’ because Kenya ordered her not to attend.
So was Kelli famous before she was on the show? Why would her divorce be some big news story? Because of her waffles?
Kelli lets Brit know they’ve been consulting with Kenya on her take.
That doesn’t seem like what one would expect at a ‘Peace Luncheon’ in which you’re the guest of honor. I guess she assumed they were all on her side?
But, not so much.
She claims she lost her insurance license over some naked pictures being shown at a private event. At this point the show had not aired, so that is a confusing statement to make.
Everyone oohs and aws but Angela knows that is not something that would happen in two days, so she presses her on it, which annoys Brit.
We could have just let that go, but we have a show to do. So now they’re going at it.
I kind of agree with Brit in ‘read the room.’
Angela tells her she failed to take responsibility for how they got here.
Angela are you, like okay? She legit apologized over and over, attempted to apologize to Kenya in person, and admitted that what she said was wrong and over the top.
Housewives, and ‘regular people’ everywhere should watch that episode and take notes on how she took immediate accountability and owned her mistake.
And what’s with a bitch that makes someone else take the fall for their dumbass shitty behavior?
Another fashion police moment: I don’t get what Angela is wearing again. When she stood up, the slit in the back was so high we saw her shape wear.
I do approve of Drew’s dress by the way.
Once we have a change in seating arrangements, the question gets presented to Brit again about losing her insurance agent’s license.
She then admits she didn’t actually lose her license, but she’s under an investigation. I’m kind of wondering if that’s even true.
To be fair, even if she did embellish that somewhat for effect, I’d be pretty pissed if I thought I was coming to a gathering where everyone was supporting me, only to find that they’re like, not. Strange.
Drew seriously suggests she try apologize to Kenya AGAIN?? I would be losing my shit if I were Brit right now, so I commend her keeping it together during this interrogation that she thought was a supportive kumbaya, we got you, type of thing.
It ends on a good note with some Electric Sliding.
Angela is really sweaty.
