“Myyyyyy friendshiiiiiiiip with Lindsayyyyyy has channnnnnnged soooooooo muuuuuuuuch.”
Whyyyyyyyyyy doesssssss sheeeeeeee talkkkkkkkkk liiiiiiike thaaaaaaaat??
If this is how she talks on that podcast, I don’t know how people can stand it.
Also we know she’s pretending. She can’t stand Lindsay. After she pops this future ungrateful little brat, Lindsay will be back to being Lindsay.
Yesterday I saw what appeared to be an IG post of her announcing they broke up but I’m not sure if was legit. Pretty sure rumors are swirling because they’re most likely fighting and ‘breaking up’ every other day, because that’s how it is when you’re in a relationship with a narcissist. Poor guy. Eighteen long years of co-parenting with Lindsay Hubbard. You gotta feel for him. You just gotta.
They flash on several past scenes of Lindsay, yes making good TV, but being extremely aggressive and yelling at everyone.
Paige thinks she’s hilarious in her yap how she brags that she wants to emulate Lindsay and not apologize even when she knows she’s wrong. Okay, Paige. You’re so very extra cool. Good luck with that.
Lindsay tells Paige in the car that her emotions are insane (due to her pregnancy) and she feel bad for anyone in her ‘line of fire.’
Okay Lindsay, so what’s changed? This is nothing new. She has a bad memory. Maybe it’s pregnancy brain.
She doubles down on how she’s planning on going off on Carl. Lindsay, we cannot wait. NOT!
Paige looks bored shitless listening to her bitch about Carl. We’re all bored shitless listening to her bitch about Carl.
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Lexi and Jesse pick up West, and clearly West had an assignment, in which he understood, to make Lexi feel like shit.
So good job West. How completely masculine and manly of your to try to make a chick cry. Jesus. Ciara’s right, you ARE a loser.
West asks about their dinner that he clearly knew about, but pretended he didn’t, where she met his parents.
Jesse in his yap clarifies how much he hated it and didn’t want to do it at all.
Then what a fucking douchey POS, starts complaining how he felt it was rushing things, but “Lexi really wanted to meet them.”
You can see her smile and excitement just fall off of her face. He’s such a fucking twat. I’m not even going to call him a dick, because he’s not a dick, he’s a twat.
West sits there looking smug. Fucking dipshit. Yeah it takes a lot of class and extreme talent to insult a girl, West. Good job. Are you getting a Bravo bonus?
I think they’re still together from what I gathered on WWHL, and sounds like things aren’t going so well. You would think he would have been there with her.
West chimes in with “if he’s not ready, then it’s not time.” He expresses regret about taking Ciara to a family wedding and then says “oh well, you guys have already done it.”
WTF? Honestly what’s the big fucking deal. I am sure parents of teens and young adults have met plenty of boyfriends and girlfriends that didn’t pan out. It’s part of growing up and adulting. Is it not? Pretty sure his parents won’t be traumatized when this doesn’t work out. Jesus. What is happening??
So these two so-called men seriously conspired to sit in this fucking vehicle and torment this poor girl, who couldn’t go anywhere, was stuck sitting there having to endure this shit?? She was excited and thought the meeting went great until these two opened their pie holes and made her feel bad about it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Jesse makes his Grover face and takes her hand. I wish she would’ve punched him in the dick. Or toe.
That was so fucking douchey. Then they proceed to look so very pleased with themselves for upsetting a girl for no reason whatsoever. Lexi does a good job of trying to hide her disappointment.
I can’t STAND this dude.
At the house, Carl is picking up on Lindsay’s bitchy vibes she’s trying hard to put out. I’m sure he’s good at recognizing that. She’s all in her feelings that Carl ‘cheated on her’ a week before he dumped her dumb ass.
Jesse is making a Shabbat dinner for the group.
That’s nice. You’re so nice, Jesse.
I wonder how God is feeling about your treatment of Lexi? Maybe we should skip the 24-hour no-phone-or-TV eating ritual, and just try to be a stand-up guy and treat women with respect? Just a thought.
If God is more worried about you observing Shabbat, than being a kind human, then perhaps God should reevalutate. No offense, God.
Like never mind how we live our life, and how we treat people, as long as you didn’t watch TV Saturday night? I mean really. And I’m not picking on this religion in particular. I’m picking on anyone claiming to be religious one or two days a week and holidays, and treating people like shit every other fucking day.
That was a soap box rant, but I’m also right.
You don’t have to agree with me, but you should.
If Jesse Solomon reads this and is offended, tough shit. I’m offended by insecure dudes with mommy issues that treat women like crap.
Why the hell is West so bothered that Lexi and Jesse met each other’s family?
Mind your beeswax West. And it’s such an insult to Ciara to be trying to really drive in his point that taking Ciara to a family wedding was a mistake. Okay dickwad we get it. I’m sure Ciara is regretting it too, dumbass. I know I’m probably sounding a little extra right now but I can’t help it.
These two are such DOUCHE BAGS. FOR REAL.
Jesse complains in the kitchen to the guys that he felt pressured into the family meeting.
Lexi complains to the girls outside about Jesse, and addresses his flirting with Ciara.
Ciara looks like she feels a little guilty. Lexi is nice, and doesn’t want to make it a whole big awkward thing with Ciara. Also she basically blames Jesse 100%, when Ciara was an equal opportunity flirter.
The older much wiser (not really) girls give Lexi advice that if they’re dating exclusively, she needs to get a handle on things.
Carl divulges to the guys congregating in the kitchen, that he’s decided to cool things off with Lil because she’s kinda weird. He doesn’t say that, but that seems to be what’s unspoken.
Meanwhile, Lindsay is outside where the girls are convening, bitching about her ‘sliding into his DM’s’ last summer when they were still together (she thinks.)
As Carl is inside saying he doesn’t even like her, so is it a moot point? Yes, it is. But Lindsay needs a thing other than being pregnant to a dude she barely knows.
Lil is a home wrecking whore? Okay you’re right Lindsay. Carl dumping you had nothing to do with the fact that you’re PSYCHO. It was all because some random chick sent him a message on Instagram in August. Does she hear herself? In her yap she explains that she literally thinks this girl egged him on to dump her.
Lindsay you live in such an ulterior universe.
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Paige continues to complain about Craig, but it’s not like we didn’t foresee this, right?
And yes, Craig could have chosen different words in his ‘priority’ lecture. I fully do see that. Paige also could have talked to him about it. I feel like he was picking up on her disinterested vibes, because at this point I really do think she was seeing how being in a relationship with him was helping her fame and popularity, however she had checked out.
Craig is more well-known, overall liked by viewers, they were being photographed together everywhere, and they looked great together.
I honestly don’t think if it weren’t for him, she would have all of these brand deals, and the podcast wouldn’t have taken off like this. I think she lead him on for the past at least year and a half, knowing this is not the man she wanted to marry. She had to keep the momentum going though.
At this point, we’re sick of hearing about it. We get it. ‘Making your relationship a priority’ sounded whiny, and it’s not what you needed to hear in that moment.
I don’t think he meant it to sound douchey and unsupportive.
He was feeling a certain type of way and like she was no longer interested in being with him. Because she wasn’t.
Lindsay just will NOT put that baby belly away. Does she own any entire shirts that go to her waist? At all?
Why does Amanda act like she likes Kyle this season? And I see he’s not calling her lazy non-stop while simultaneously claiming that he “needs her help” with Loverboy, because she’s some sort of creative genius. I personally don’t see that, but okay. She dresses like a bum and the Loverboy logo she came up with she simply copied off of Barbie.
Those most be some good dang drugs. Maybe that’s what I needed when I was married. Something to trick my mind into thinking he was a good husband.
Kyle can be an asshole but he’s not on the asshole level of my ex-husband. All kidding aside, it’s nice to see them happy and getting along. And I mean that. Amanda is sweet. She IS actually lazy, but she’s a nice girl.
I’m wondering why no one has thought of airing Loverboy commercials during Summer House as well as all of the Bravo shows?
Why wouldn’t he be taking the opportunity to advertise when he has Bravo viewers’ attention?
Whatever. He seems more into his DJ career now anyway. Dare I say it, Amanda even seems to think his DJing is cute. What do I really care about Loverboy? I don’t. I just would think someone would have thought of that by now. Why do I have to think o f everything? They could even have Bravolebs drinking it on the other shows, not just Summer House.
Jesse collects everyone’s phones because for Shabbat, you’re not supposed to be on any devices etc. and be present with your family or whomever it is you’re breaking challah with.
I kind of think Grover wanted to do this just so he could sing.
Everyone is looking at him like he has six heads as he’s singing the prayer. I guess no one has ever been around a Jewish person before? Or anyone singing?
Carl talks about his date with what’s-her-name and how he’s not feeling it.
I don’t know why he’s being so weird about her lemon presentation. I thought it was kind of cute. I guess Carl doesn’t realize he is also quirky. Whatever. If he’s not into her, he’s not into her. He just seemed like it at the Pirate party. I guess the lemon is what did it.
Lindsay thinks during what’s supposed to be this religious, super chill and harmonious dinner, is the perf time to bitch at Carl for her suspicion of him talking to this girl when they were still together. Gotta love Lindsay.
She wants proof. She wants to see his phone and demands he retrieve his phone from his room.
Sorry Lindsay. Grover said no. It’s for God.
Lindsay is getting very Lindsay, and no it has nothing to do with the pregnancy ‘hormones.’ She’s actually not as psycho as she usually is to be honest.
Carl’s “I pray for you” was classic.
Yes Lindsay you do need prayers. You need to find Jesus. For the love of God, (no pun intended) please find Jesus.
And what’s also sick about this for Lindsay to be doing this right now, is that she knows this is the eve of the anniversary of his brother’s death. I mean what the fuck??
Jesse says God’s cool with Carl getting his phone. Even God wants to see Lindsay look stupid. He is God after all.
Carl presents the message showing she messaged him in October. They broke up in early September.
It looks like it’s entirely possible he could be doing something on his phone, such as deleting, as he’s descends the stairs, tripping even because he’s looking at his phone.
But, do we care?
Lindsay reads it and feels stupid but doesn’t apologize. That was embarrassing. Her baby is embarrassed on her behalf. She’s floating around in there like ‘what the fuck mom? You’re embarrassing me already! This isn’t supposed to happen for another thirteen years.’
She probably thinks this is ‘16 and Pregnant’ and not a reality show of actual adults.
Lindsay calling this baby Daddy dude on the phone every night is funny. It just is. Even though we’re not hearing the other end. It just seems so… fake.
I’m sure he just loves hearing about fucking Carl and Lindsay’s petty argument at dinner.
Lindsay again in the morning wearing half of a shirt. Did she even wear crop tops when she wasn’t pregnant?
Since it’s the anniversary of his brother’s death, Carl is emotional and sobbing. Imrul checks on him first, who you know, he’s a guy, he doesn’t know what to do with a dude he barely knows that’s crying. Guys don’t know what to do with a girl that’s crying, let alone a guy,
Lindsay lets everyone know what’s going on. The rest of the guys go out to console him. You know what would have been so nice and made Lindsay look like she doesn’t have a black heart and no soul? If she would have approached Carl in the morning knowing what day it was and expressed some kind words. She got all of these accolades in the first or second episode for thanking him for dinner, but couldn’t muster up the kindness to acknowledge his brother’s death.
She’s literally Satan. Carl may have his issues, but she is heinous.
They leave for Kyle’s DJ event. Lindsay is wearing a crop top.
Jesse complains to West that Lexi is pissed that he follows girls on social media.
To be fair, she did forewarn him she had the tendency to be jealous. I feel like when a new partner admits that right away, you should be prepared and realize it will be an issue.
I think at her age, stalking his social media and getting mad he’s following other girls is weird. Especially someone who grew up with social media. She doesn’t know anything different. She probably can’t fathom an existence without it, and should not be getting all bent out of shape about ‘following’ and ‘followers.’
Paige’s advice is the opposite of my insight. That’s not a surprise. She thinks BECAUSE she’s only 26, that is the reason why this is such a huge thing.
I personally think she’s being a little ridiculous worrying about fucking followers.
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Ciara and Paige chat about Craig.
And there it is. She finally admits she has zero intention of moving to Charleston. Hallelujah. I knew damned well she was feeling this even last year, but kept stringing him along for reasons I’ve already mentioned.
She refers to herself as ‘the breadwinner’ since her stupid podcast has taken off. That’s such an antiquated term, I wouldn’t have expected someone her age to even use it. Not to mention, I don’t think it’s a term used to describe someone in a couple when they’re not married nor even living together.
It’s giving ‘founder and CEO…’ energy.
Like ‘BREADWINNER OF WHAT, PAIGE??’ YOU’RE NOT MARRIED AND YOU DO NOT SHARE A HOUSEHOLD.
Anyway she uses this as reasoning for her excuse (even though she never even had the intention to begin with) for not moving to Charleston, and why he should move to New York. I’m assuming he was willing to even give up his gig on Southern Charm since we learned he had planned on moving when she dumped him in November.
She insinuates she’s been financing their ‘lifestyle.’ She talks like Craig is the fucking schlep he was ten years ago, and he’s mooching off of her.
It was just last summer that he was offering to pay for her to get a bigger apartment in New York so there was more room for his stuff? Remember when they were first together, he asked if he could have a hall closet for some clothes, and she said “no, that’s for my spring jackets.” This is the energy Paige has given this whole entire relationship for three years.
But now SHE’S the ‘breadwinner’ you know. So now she’s too good for him apparently.
Ciara seems to really hate Craig for no apparent reason. She keeps calling Craig a hater, but does she listen to herself? And does she realize she’s getting one side of what’s going on?
