I don’t mean to be dramatic but it’s honestly kind of unbelievable that these bitches would even be entertaining the idea of being friends with Alexis. And yes I know they’re getting paid to do it. Have these bitches never heard of morals?
Well they join my ex and his ugly girlfriend in that.
It’s kind of all over the internet now that it really does appear they are blackmailing Shannon with this video footage, it’s sort of shocking (or not) that Bravo would be allowing this.
The footage sounds like it’s not only of the DUI night but other occasions when she was drunk and probably acting erratic when that Jackass was acting like an asshole.
It’s kind of disconcerting that he had cameras set up throughout his house isn’t it?
Is that normal?
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I’m not sure of what this organization ‘Family Values’ has to do with wine, but Heather seems to think it does. The venue does not seem very Heather-like. I believe one of Alexis’ kids is trans also so I’m sure they’re bonding over this.
What’s so funny is how none of these ladies could stand Alexis, even to the point of ridiculing her pretty regularly on her first OC run.
Bravo orders were to like Alexis so goddammit they’re gonna like Alexis!!
So what she’s trying to extort money out of one of their friends/cast mates.
At the end of the day, Bravo brought her on to create the damned drama so she is creating the damned drama.
I think this whole ‘story line’ underscores her lack of intelligence, to be honest, to go along with this, not realizing she’s blackmailing someone on TV. It’s almost as bad as Teresa on Jersey back in the day pulling wads of cash out of her purse to pay for furniture.
Not to mention, normal women starting a relationship with someone, would not want unnecessary drama going on with a very recent ex. And then when you throw in that it’s about money (not having to do with child or spousal support, that’s different) and her going so hard at also demanding this money from her, it’s just so awkward and weird and disgusting.
I would really be questioning the integrity of a man I was newly involved with if a. He allowed his ex to pay for all dates trips and activities, and b. Demanded money from her.
And then to be 100% supportive of this? What is wrong with this broad?
And do you seriously think they didn’t see coming that viewers would hate this and be siding with Shannon?
That was a rant I needed to get off of my chest.
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Opening with Heather, Terry and the kids. Looks like everyone minus Max. I always wondered why she has a boys name and the boy has a girls name. When Heather was on the first time, I legit thought Max was the boy and Nicky was the girl.
Heather loves doing that fake complain/boast thing about how they’re literally living out of three different residences.
It’s not only ‘insane’ Heather, it’s so utterly ridiculous and makes zero sense. If you can afford various residences, most people have like vacation homes in cool destinations, not all in the same general area in which they live.
To me opting to live in chaos like this means you might be unhappy and/or unfulfilled.
She talks about this like it’s normal. Her kids, even though older can’t possibly think this is as cool and fun as she seems to think it is.
“Do you know how to hammer a nail?” No says Nicky the boy, and Terry.
“I can do it” says Kat, the girl. I wonder if she could do it in seven seconds?
I’m not judging Nicky and Terry at all.
Well, maybe a little. I mean to not be able to hang a fucking picture??
It’s so obvious Heather just wanted to again brag that her family cannot do any sort of manual labor.
Oh dawwwwling, we’re dreeeeaaaaadfull parrrrents, we’ve taught our kids NOOOOO life skills because we have saaaaavannnnts doing everythingggggg.’
Was that your point Heather?? Why not just say that?
Heather and Terry together are absolutely insufferable. She doesn’t act like this when she’s with the ladies.
And why does she walk like that?! It’s so ironic because she not only acts like she has a stick up her ass figuratively, she also walks like she has a stick shoved up her asshole, literally, She always looks like she’s clenching her entire ass. Maybe she has gas she’s trying to hold in?
They chat about how much they all agree they love Beverly Hills versus OC.
Terry and Heather massage each other’s egos about how fabulous their lives are. Would you expect anything less from a scene with these two? If you’re really that happy do you constantly have to announce it??
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Sophia asks Tamra where she’s going by saying “for what now?” when she shares she’s packing.
I feel like Tamra tries to act like they are so close but it doesn’t seem that way. It just seems off.
Also Heather acting like she actually shares her agenda and speaks to her assistants like normal people seems very disingenuous. Which is a big word for fake.
Note to Heather DuBrow: We know you treat your staff and restaurant servers like fucking crap. We know. Hope you enjoy drinking spit and piss because you have been, for years, I assure you. Those two probably have the best immune systems.
Heather goes on to brag in her yap that the Family Equality organization helps the poors who “don’t have the support and resources that WE do.”
‘That WE do.’ Did she for realsies just say that??
She proceeds to show her assistant how to wrap her fucking clothes in tissue paper.
She’s seriously going to make this girl do this? How wasteful is this? And stupid.
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Jenn calls Katie and cries about her child support and divorce situation. Not sure why she has a black eye that’s not addressed.
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They board a PJ to go to Sonoma for this event Heather is hosting. Shannon had just bitched about a recent photo of Jackass and Alexis where he is wearing shoes that she had bought him.
You know in all fairness to Shannon, that would piss me off too. She makes a snarky under her breath comment to the girls and they literally call her out on the plane. Well actually it was Tamra. Not surprised. She makes fun of Shannon because you know, how she always acts so mature.
I don’t think you have to ‘dissect a photo’ to notice shoes. Sorry I look at shoes too. I just saw a pic of my ex and his ugly trampy girlfriend that he SWORE to me AGAIN, he was done with, that someone took of them sitting outside at a restaurant. What is the first thing I noticed? Other than desperation – on both their parts? Her ugly fucking shoes. They honestly are the exact sneakers that the stews wear on Below Deck. To scrub toilets. And she’s wearing these to go out in.
Shannon is clearly pissed. You know if she has all of these ‘receipts’ for things she’s paid for why isn’t she rolling ’em out?? Alexis is swearing that she’s lying so seems to be the obvious way to handle this.
The way everyone keeps saying the DUI night footage is “bad” I’m assuming they’ve all seen it? I’m sure Alexis has it on her phone and is just running around showing everyone like a fucking thirsty ass bitch that needs attention.
And Shannon, according to Alexis, should ‘focus’ on something else??
Yeah okay Alexis with your four inch fucking toe hanging off of your sandal.
Gina pleads with her not to “release the videos” Next week let’s do a drinking game every time someone says ‘videos.’ My God. Blackmail much Alexis??
To be honest with you it didn’t even occur to me prior to Gina blabbing that Shannon didn’t even realize everyone is talking about ‘the videos.’
When you see this place they’re going to, you can’t really say Heather doesn’t love her kids. I mean it’s really un-Heather like.
I think if one of the other ladies hosted a trip to this joint she’s be bitching the entire time and refuse to stay there. I’m right and you know I’m right.
Katie is trying to pour hot water from a kettle for tea and there’s a fucking spider in the kettle!
Heather would lose her shit it someone drug her here.
But, here we are, on some second rate campground naming cheap wine after all of her kids. All right let’s go with it.
Naturally there are two different groups for lunch so they can talk shit on each other. The women bitch about this not being the correct place to wear heals. Like duh.
I like to wear heels as much as the next girl, but there are certain times and places where they’re not practical. In which case, it is possible to wear flat shoes that are also cute. I wouldn’t recommend the Below Deck black sneaker-loafers but you know, if you actually have fashion sense, it is possible.
It really does seem to me Shannon is a legit alcoholic if she is still insisting on ordering alcohol during filming. She could be making such a cool statement by not drinking at all. But, she’s stressed so I think she does really need it.
And I hate so much to say again that Gina has a point but she does, as she points out in her yap that it’s a bad bad look, and the fact that she is sober should give Shannon some incentive and encouragement that it can be done. But, it doesn’t.
Like she has to know she’s getting side-eye not just from the ladies at the table, but the viewers. It’s just like no fucks are given that very recently she was three times over the legal limit and drove into a house after a fight with her ex.
Tamra inflates Alexis’ ego for blowing up the internet with their ‘red carpet appearance.’
Gina again takes it away, stealing the yap show, pointing out the headline calling their appearance at this Oscar party their ‘red carpet debut’ as if they have a whole slew of upcoming red carpet appearances. As if they’re fucking movie stars.
Gina is queen of the fucking yaps this season. It almost makes it easy to ignore that horrible bronze dress, weird ass hair, and tacky chains, that don’t match the dress.
Shannon tells the ladies that she offered Jackass about half of the 75 grand he’s demanding from her and is waiting to hear if it’s accepted.
I would like to inform these ladies there are no laws against becoming trans in any state. There needs to be laws against minor children taking drastic steps, such as surgeries in becoming trans without the knowledge and permission of their parents, which to me sounds logical.
These women should get their facts straight. There was no ‘don’t say gay’ law in Florida. Again this was to protect minor children from changing their sex without a parent’s involvement, and being exposed to things such as drag shows, which children do not need to be seeing. Because it’s adult entertainment.
I understand Alexis being misinformed but Heather? Who talks about how much smarter she is than everyone else? A lot.
I come across so many comments of people referring to Tamra’s older son Ryan as ‘weird’ but if anyone dared call Heather’s kids ‘weird’ people would lose their minds. Explain to me how that’s okay. You all can’t have it just one way.
I feel like Tamra knows this is bullshit by her face, to her credit. You honestly don’t even have to be of any particular political affiliation to realize this was BS. you just have to be kind of — smart and know how to read.
Heather should be embarrassed for not doing her research.
And it’s okay if we don’t agree. But I’m telling you, the governor there never said you couldn’t say the word gay, or be gay. You really think that would fly in the United States?? I mean come ON let’s use our heads. The governor of a state does NOT have the authority to tell their residents that they can’t say a word. I mean really.
It sounds ludicrous because it is. If something doesn’t sound right, it’s smart to research it isn’t it? Be a thinker not a follower.
Jenn arrives and her child support hearing didn’t go as she hoped.
Why is Tamra so fucking FARRRRRRR up Alexis’ butt hole?? Here we go again.
“All you have to do is open Instagram she’s all over it.”
Okay Tamra, let’s remove your tongue from inside her panties. That’s Jackass John’s job. I thought you didn’t put anything in your mouth you don’t have to anymore? Well I guess technically this you do HAVE to. Big Bear and designer clothes doesn’t pay for themselves.
Talk about selling your soul to Bravo, or selling your soul for money, I guess is more accurate. You want Jenn to ‘get a job?’ Is there any reason you can’t find another income source so you don’t need to suck up to Alexis Dipshit Bellino for a paycheck.
Shannon again continues to shoot herself in the foot by sitting at a bar drinking by herself and of course gets photographed. Why girl why???
Stay Tuned for Part 2!!
