Real Housewives of Salt Lake Reunion Part 1 – 1/9/24 (part 2 recap)

Whitney commiserates with Monica, about online trolls in reference to her admitting to her extra-marital affair with Justin in the first season. Which proves my point, that these two need to form an alliance. They can identify with each other, and bonus for Whitney, it would piss off Heather, and we all know how much Whitney likes to piss off Heather

Whitney, also, come to think of it, if you all recall back to Season 1, seemed to brag about it, and feel zero shame whatsoever.

We both bragged about fucking around in our marriages, and both got called whores?? So unfair.

I don’t get it. It’s like a badge of honor nowadays? It’s disgusting. If no one takes marriage seriously, why don’t we just do away with it? I’m getting a little deeper than I meant to, but I’m being serious. What is going on? It’s not that hard to be faithful. Like get your brain out of your panties.

Monica dabs at tears. PAHLEASE !!!! You were the one cheating. You’re not the victim!

Meredith is on the hot seat about her deflection skills. She points out those were her feelings in that moment, and she tries to appreciate others’ issues in the moment, so she deserves the same respect.

Okay. Makes kind of Housewife sense.

It was pretty shitty of Whitney, a mom, to ridicule a serious health issue of a child. It’s hard to defend her for that.

Okay. I’m ready for this one. We’re delving into that fucking Whitney moment, similar to some of her moments last season, at Meredith’s event, when she had a hissy that Lisa didn’t acknowledge her the second she walked into the event.

First, I want to own that I was on Whitney’s side, mostly, after the episode. However, I may go back and replay the episode, maybe, but I’m pretty sure that they did not air Lisa approaching her and asking her multiple fucking times, “are you doing okay??”

That sort of changes my whole entire opinion of Whitney’s meltdown.

I’m not okay, but was having FOMO, so here I am.

And for her to answer no, she’s not doing okay, I would say if your answer is no, than you probably should’ve sat this event out, Whitney. If she was still this distraught, she should’ve stayed home.

Girl went to all of that trouble, and is still in the THIRD chair.

I mean it must really suck to be Whitney Rose. Attempted to exploit your lifetime best friend’s death, for Bravo popularity, and still failed. Not sure what’s a worse cross to bear than that.

Shame on Bravo for cutting that out. I really did think that Lisa did not even acknowledge her standing there at all.

I would say that’s worse than fucking your brother-in-law. If I were this woman’s family, I would be letting this dumb c*** know exactly what I thought. It’s despicable, frankly.

Whitney looks a little deer in the headlights at having to explain herself, in her third seat.

Fine, I just needed a meltdown. To be fair it was my first of the season.

She asked how she was doing too many times?? Thought shd didn’t ask at all? Whitney is dumber than a bag of shit.

Monica’s sighs, snickers, OmiGod’s, and shut up’s are too much. When she’s not the center of attention, she acts annoyed. She’s such a fucking hater. And she is SO JEALOUS of Lisa. It’s eating away at her, and so unhealthy.

She forgets these women have known each other for several years, and have other shit to argue about, besides her.

I like Angie, and all, I do, she seems like a mostly normal nice empathetic person, with a minimum of issues and childhood trauma she’s bringing to the table.

BUT, I have a hard time believing that the ‘Shawn is gay’ rumor has not come up for thirty years.

Monica didn’t start the rumor, but did bring it up for the show, which is not the same, but similar. This seems to be a typical tired Housewife argument lately.

‘I didn’t start the rumor, I just HEARD it, and decided to talk about it to a million people.’

I mean, really.

Angie gets some moments here, where she is articulate, holds her ground, makes her points, and kind of shines. She needed this.

I feel like they brought the right Angie back for Season 4.

Whitney scoffs at HER OWN commentary that she takes credit for Lisa’s growth and supposed newfound self-awareness, when asked to address this. Girl, you said it. I think in the moment she thought it was profound, but came off sounding pretty arrogant and idiotic.

Imagine Whitney helping someone grow, who still acts like she’s twelve.

And I just do NOT buy that these two are BFF’s. Heather knows it’s fucking bullshit too. Whitney is soley pretend buds with Lisa, all in the name of pissing off Heather. And it’s working. But she’s still third seat. Did I mention that?

The big reveal now is that Justin is too fat for his wedding ring. Yeah we could have condensed this into one episode.

Meredith gets asked about the vumorrrs and the nastiness, that she shared in reference to Angie, and her marriage.

But, wait, she didn’t say it was about her marriage, she said it was about “the huzzzzband.” Let’s be clear.

That’s a big fucking difference, now.

Hmmm, this is new. Meredith has the transcript of her exact wording in this scene. Which, sadly, doesn’t really prove much of a point. As Heather’s expression shows,

How much crack did this broad smoke??

Andy: “that seems like you’re dangling a rumor about her husband.”

Meredith: “correct, but I didn’t say her marriage.”

So the fact that he’s gay and banging men, (allegedly) does not have anything to do with her marriage??

She’s really stretching here. Her mannerisms remind me of last season, when she was asked about why she was going so hard in defending Jen.

She doubles down on the rumors about Shawn (being gay) has nothing to do with her marriage. Meredith. Wow. Just wow. She’s not sounding much smarter than Monica right now, and she has a law degree.

Speaking of witch, Monica’s reactions sort of remind me as if a viewer were sitting there. We shouldn’t have a Housewife acting like a viewer. Sorry. It’s weird.

What’s a pillar ????

She doesn’t like Angie’s ‘pillar of the community’ comment. Sorry Monica, she’s not the town ho. Deal with it. You made your fucking bed, lie in it.

Meredith has her documents out again, and reads shit that Angie has been saying about her in the press and online.

The multiple personalities thing IS funny. It’s true. The weird voices, and the random accents. She should have been a stage actress. Meredith and Angie bicker.

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