Brock never heard of Play-Doh? He can’t be serious.
Summer is so freaking adorable. She needs a sister.
This work-out sesh with Katie, BlaBla and Ally – Katie pretty sure we can see that you don’t like to work out. I don’t mean to be rude but, I am.
As usual this is what she looks like. AS PER USUAL.
She is so fucking unhappy and I really do think she would benefit from exercise endorphins. It is a thing.
What DOES this girl like? Besides tequila and complaining?
BlaBla is going hard at this sudden need to forge a fab friendship with fucking Sandoval. Don’t get it. A dude she hated for how many years, does something so deplorable, that made people that WERE his friends or fans hate him, but BlaBla being fucking BlaBla thinks (and it’s a TV show, I know!) this is the perfect time to be buddies with him.
Even though she’s good friends with Ariana. Was good friends with Ariana.
Even though she pretends to be so beyond devastated about Randall cheating on her, yet she wants Sandoval, who brazenly cheated on Ariana with her friend for eight months, as her new fucking bestie.
I don’t get why Ariana is not more annoyed at BlaBla and Scheana over this. Especially BlaBla who could never ever even stand him.
Whatever. She’s having a sparkling water sommelier gathering, and proudly announces that she is inviting Sandoval.
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And again I know it’s a TV s how, but this ‘meeting’ Ariana has with Ann right in the middle of the fucking kitchen, with him upstairs in this very large, but very open floor plan home, where of course he can hear what’s going on downstairs if he steps out of the bedroom. The place fucking echos.
As if this wasn’t intentional and produced. Any reason why she didn’t take Ann to her room?? I know – so Sandoval would hear all of it. Ann even went upstairs to tell him, acting very weird, announing she was there, but had to speak to Ariana about something. Please Bravo, don’t insult us.
Well, whatever. I’m choosing to sit here and watch this shit. He heard this stupid ‘interview.’ I don’t even know if you can consider if ‘eavesdropping’ if it was in his own fucking house, and they made no effort whatsoever to be discreet. I saw on social media that he also ‘eavesdropped’ on that meeting with their home designer, to decipher what furniture and fixtures that Ariana paid for, and was upset about that as well, but that didn’t get shown.
Yeah, it is a little messy stealing his assistant, but I don’t blame her for doing shit to get under his skin. I just think it puts Ann in an awkward spot especially if she continues to live there, which she did. She only recently finally moved out.
This issue with her dog is what finally gave her the motivation to get off of her lazy ass and look at the offer he sent her, and make a decision. I guess I don’t blame her for wanting to take certain things that she picked out and paid for. But it shouldn’t have taken her two months to decide this.
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Schwartz is always bringing everyone plants for some reason. He talks to Summer the same way he talks to his dogs.
So back to Sandoval and the interview, Ariana now bitches to Katie about it. Is she really surprised that he was listening, and is she really surprised he’s pissed off at Ann? It’s just Sandoval, who cares, but picture sitting in a job interview with another employer AT your desk, at your place of employment? And thinking they wouldn’t be annoyed by that.
This is getting so far-fetched.
Katie basically admits she fucked Max to piss off Schwartz. As if we didn’t know that. Hope it was worth it.
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The sommelier event is taking place at James’ and Ally’s. I guess we can’t do any filming at either of the two bougie houses BlaBla purchased with the money she made from her podcast, that only started making a profit after Scandoval, and she yammered about it non-stop (same with Scheana) so people that didn’t give two fucks about their podcasts, were suddenly tuning in.
I guess it’s a fun thing for sober people to do. James and Ally look at him through the window instead of going outside to greet him.
Whatever – it gets going and of course Sandoval is there and being his annoying self.
Katie is unimpressed with the sparkling water tasting, much like she was unimpressed with the work-out class, and as usual is cranky and bitching and looks constipated.
Does she watch the shows back? Does she watch herself? She can’t. If she did she would surely stop acting so sour all of the time.
And I don’t know what the hell she’s wearing but I get the feeling she thinks she looks cute. I’m not sure what sort of style she’s even going for.
BlaBla looks annoyed as Ariana makes fun of Sandoval. What is WITH this bitchfor real? She thinks it’s so odd for Ariana to be ridiculing him? He’s so easy to ridicule, and I think she has reasons to be pissed off at him.
I would love to see BlaBla having to hang around the same events with Randall a few months after the shit hit the fan. I even forget how she found all of that out. Social media, or looked at this phone? One of those I assume.
I have a Scheana wardrobe comment too. What was she thinking when she wore this velour tube top with no bra? I get it she has breast feeding boobs, they happen after kids, but just wear a bra.
We listen to Sandoval in his yap, belly-aching and whining like a bitch about Ariana making fun of him.
He cries to Schwartz and Brock about Ariana telling little Tii that night that he’s a horrible person. He refers to that as ‘tacky.’ Dude. Don’t even get me started. You have the audacity to refer to someone else as tacky???
I guess sneaking out of bed with your girlfriend in the middle of the night and fucking her friend who was sleeping over, isn’t like one bit tacky? Ariana is right – none of these dudes speak the hell up. In the first few episodes they did, but not they’re just letting him run amuck.
Seriously Brock nor James, who both can be brutally honest, couldn’t point that out? How many people besides me were screaming at their TV?
There was some social media buzz about this comment of Brock advising Sandoval to figure out a way to talk to Ariana, who deserted his wife and children because he couldn’t figure out a way to coexist, and even allowed them to be adopted by another dude.
Inside the girls are chowing on pizza, and discussing Ariana’s interview with Ann. BlaBla wants to know what they’re going to do if she’s no longer working for Tom, since she’s this ridiculous ‘middle-man’ because Ariana refuses to even text him within the house to the point where she even calls Ann while she’s off duty at 7 or 8 pm, to tell her to tell Tom she’s walking down the stairs.
Did this Scandoval trauma cause Ariana to lose brain cells or something? She tells them ‘my lawyer could probably do it.’ Sure Ariana, have Bravo put that on the air, please, when you call a fucking lawyer, who bills you for every fucking phone call and email, when he’s home in the evening, to tell Tom you’re walking downstairs. I mean, he may do it, for like $400 per second.
Can I point again how this girl has been preaching to us how much more intelligent she is than everyone else?
Scheana makes a similar crack. “Your lawyer is not going to tell you when you can use the Tonal.”
Isn’t there some app for ex’s to communicate through that don’t want to have direct communication? I think it’s what BlaBla said that she uses to speak to Randall about Ocean. Why isn’t she suggesting that? We don’t know. Maybe it’s just for parents.
Katie goes outside to argue with Schwartz. She makes fun of his shirt when she’s wearing this. And if you’re wondering where she got it, and I hope you’re not, here it is:
‘Ssense.’ It looks like a slightly, and I mean slightly, and three times the cost, more upscale site than Shein.
She’s even cranky when poor Graham just tries to get her to pet him for a minute. Wow. A cute mini golden doodle trying to get her attention, and she can’t even scratch his head and crack a fucking smile. Graham, seriously why would you bother with this Grinchy miserable bitch!!
And we wonder why Schwartz was running around making out with everyone when they were together.
Nothing is likable about this girl.
He approaches her with a smirk asking if there’s anything she wants to talk about.
So long story short, it’s his fault that she fucked Max. He explains the double standard and she reverts the convo back to day fucking one of their relationship.
He asks to for a truce and stop delving into the past and she insists she’s not delving into the past, when she just delved into the past.
What the fuck are these bitches smoking? Because they are losing brain cells by the second, and so am I watching it, honestly.
I don’t know how these two existed around each other for ten whole entire years.
Inside, Ariana is explaining the Ann situation to everyone, as Sandoval walks in, so they start to bicker. Yes we know Ariana you don’t have to keep explaining it. We’re not stupid, we get it about what happened with Mya.
He closed the door to your room, after he had to go in for an A/C issue, not realizing the dog also went in there. Dogs ain’t fucking stupid. I’m not picking on Mya, but you know, she probably scoped out that fucking half-eaten food and trash on your nightstand and purposely hid somewhere in the room so she could get at it when he left. I’m sure she wasn’t mad about it.
This dog is fucking smarter than these people.
It’s stupid for her to 100% blame him for this. Not to mention she won’t put her foot down and make him leave (then she’d have to pay her half and maybe clean) or make any decisions on the living situation. I could see her being mad if he didn’t have a legit reason to go in there, but it seems he did, unless he’s making up the A/C issue.
I’m not siding with Sandoval but she’s being a baby and really immature about this, and not accepting her responsibility. It seems like a series of mistakes that they’re both to blame for.
He points out she hasn’t changed the litter box for her cat in two years. I don’t know how relevant it is to this situation, but it shows her laziness. Which I get was frustrating for him.
If I were him I’d keep my mouth shut about shit she doesn’t do. Now she’s going to get an endorsement for cat litter or that litter robot thingy.
She brags that she just did the litter box a week ago when he was out of town. Okay Ariana, good job. A week ago. When he was out of town.
You would think these two fucking slobs would hire a fucking maid service. Jesus.
Sandoval takes this opportunity to address again, an unanswered email from two months ago in regards to the house. She claims he’s getting a ‘well-thought-out’ email from her lawyer.
“It better be.” Okay well that was funny. He’s right. Don’t know what the ‘my children’ comment was. Are her ‘children’ Mya and Kitty, or the frozen eggs? I don’t know. Two years ago she was grossed out by babies and pregnancy, now suddenly she had aspirations of filling the farmhouse with children.
With that, he collects his purses and leaves.
He makes fun of the dream home/kids comment on his way out too. She’s suddenly Suzie Homemaker, and this was her ‘dream house’ but she never lifted a finger to do anything to maintain it.
They both are on my last nerve.
Katie was still outside during all of this looking like Katie.
BlaBla is of course taking Sandoval’s side. She thinks maybe she’ll get a trash bag endorsement out of it. I’m going with cat litter.
Now it’s soapbox BlaBla’s turn to lecture her to “have a productive conversation with him.”
So BlaBla when did your ‘productive conversation’ take place with Randall, with whom you share a human with??
She claims to have not spoken nor looked at him since the day she left his house. But she’s doling out advice on how to get along with your ex.
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Brock continues to sell his story that the reason why he has no job nor income is because they don’t have a nanny for Summer, and that has been holding him back in taking steps on his ‘career.’
Okay Brock.
It doesn’t seem like Summer is getting a sibling at all. Other than her two half siblings in Australia that she’ll never meet.
Lucinda, the house designer drops by again, and I’m sure Sandoval is upstairs listening. Ariana finally acknowledges she needs to get out of this house asap.
This is July 2023 I think, and she just moved out in March 2024.
Whatever, I’m not judging. I think she secretly liked living there. Girlfriend’s not messing around. She’s also extremely worried about these God awful knick knacks.
Pretty sure with all of her endorsement, DWTS, and Chicago cash as a result of the break-up, she can buy knick knacks.
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Not a beach day.
Brock put the beach tent up in 2.4 seconds that poor little James was struggling with. Hopefully you all got that. That was a missed opportunity for Scheana. Or maybe that joke’s been done to death.
And Brock, wow dude, he’s earning his check this season. Maybe he’s looking for a raise since Scheana is bringing home all of the bacon. He goes in for the messiness as they’re gathered round the blanket, and makes a comment about Tom and Raquel.
Ariana snaps and demand they not talk about that in front of her. She is right, that’s disrespectful. But in real life this wouldn’t even be happening, of course.
They wouldn’t be gathered around a beach blanket together.
It’s not like she’s not getting paid for this, so it’s hard to feel bad for her. If you break it down based on what she’s being paid per episode, ($25,000) she just made a couple grand sitting here on the beach bitching at her ex. Poor thing.
There’s discrepancy between what Ann is saying happened after that top secret ‘interview’ in the kitchen, and what Sandoval is claiming.
He claims he didn’t fire her afterwards, but telling her to ‘take a few days off’ is kind of like firing.
Now they bicker over the actual owners of the animals. Ariana brags she paid the adoption fees. Sandoval mumbles that’s the only bill she ever paid.
We do have to remind ourselves when we think Ariana should stop freaking out and be ‘over it’ at this point, that this is only 3 – 4 months after she and the world learned about him and Raquel fucking around for months. We forget that footage was not the regular season. It happened in March last year, and they started doing what seems to be the norm now since Scandoval, started filming to capture the drama. Then the season filming started in June.
BlaBla shows up, and plays dumb, well not plays “Omg what happened??”
What the fuck do you think happened Blabla??
Why don’t you go to the beach with Randall and see what the fuck happens??
You can’t make this shit up.
