LVP: “we’re back baby.”
Schwartz and Katie claim to have caught the baby making bug, but I thought they didn’t like to have sex with each other, so I will be shocked if there is a baby made the old fashioned way with these two.
Toms, they’re opening a new restaurant OUTSIDE of Lisa ?
They’re all stuttery and shit around Lisa and Ken? But they’ll still be doing Tom Tom and the new place ? Whatever. Do we even care ?
Dorky green sweaters GOT TO GO.
James is not drinking, but smoking weed. So thought the two vices went hand in hand. If you’re claiming to be ‘sober” can you smoke pot ?
So these bitches are SERIOUSLY fighting over splittin a salad ? the way he’s telling it. is reminding me of Erika’s, “and he got into a fight with the robber, then rolled his car, then my son rolled HIS car, then he had to have eye surgery from the stress… “ LIKE WH AT ?? AGAIN – TWO DUDES FIGHTING OVER SHARING A SALAD ??
cute babies , babies and more babies. All girls except for Jax and Brittany. Oh wait forgot they’re not on the show.
Lala wants her man to milk her. does this surprise anyone coming from Lala?
lala and scheana are not talking ? She wasn’t there for her miscarriage. They’re not doing the back and forth thing with the conversations. What was I thinking that they were going to be acting somewhat like adults now?
This argument between these two bitches James and Max about a salad. I cannot . I might take a time out.
So were scheana and ariana always buddy buddy? So they all have podcasts and babies??
so now I see, Lala and ariana are on the outs, so ariana and scheana are besties
james and max sound like they’re 12. “ But Mommy, we both took the workout pill…”
is this real ? Please tell me this is fake, for a “storyline”. A shared salad storyline.
Now the water works from James, Why ? Why ? Why?? Why the waterworks??
Birthday festies going down. Why do they all always have to have birthdays
EVERY . SINGLE . YEAR?? (that’s a joke)
summer’s eve oh my freaking God. Do they still make those ? Thought they were bad.
Now there is a magician. Lala looks like she wants to be anywhere else.
“Sandy” and Katie are arguing about the name of the new bar. Katie is “uninspired”
Guys I am “uninspired” about this episode.
Lala and Scheana go inside to discuss their argument about the miscarriage and Lala
going to dinner. They end up apologizing to each other, and want their babies to be friends.
I dozed off.
Racquel tries to be nice to Lala. It’s not going well when Racquel says she doesn’t need her approval. I don’t know if Lala is kidding now.
Is sandy drinking Coors Light ? Gross.
Lala and Ariana get into a weird ass argument that was unintelligible.
Now pump people are jumping on the the gas lighting band wagon.
AGAIN GAS LIGHTING IS NOT MERELY PROVOKING SOMEONE !! ERRRRRRRRRRRR.
Thought sober Lala was, like NOT going to be an asshole.
Wow that was brutal, In response to Lisa’s “we’re back baby” my question is ‘why????”
