Picking up with Rachel and Charli joining the boys’ version of a divorce party for the couple that were nowhere near divorcing at this point. They’re probably still not.
If you know what we know, you see Sandy looking kind of anxious and looking at her in an odd way in the background.
James whines in the fucking loo to Sandoval about Rachel being here when this is a ‘guys night’ and wah wah wahhhhhh – OMG – someone get him a pina colada and a tampon. And since when do dudes go to the fucking bathroom together to congregate and gossip??
Did they remember their lip gloss? This is pathetic. Sandoval is sticking with the straw in his drink. So I was right about the lip gloss.
Raquel whines to Schwartz about the issues in Vegas/Arizona with the bitchy bullies, while Sandoval tries to pretend not to be interested, until he wants to know what caused the resident mean girls to get all pissed off at her. (Her making out with Oliver)
The girls brag to the guys of how Raquel finally stood up to Lala. James texts Ally to let her know that Raquel and Charli have joined them. This is getting so (much more) juvenile.
Meanwhile back in Arizona these THREE boring bullies arrive home, heat up leftover pizza, and pretend they’re having “the best time ever.” Which clearly they’re not. It looks boring AF. This huge ridiculous house is wasted on this lame ‘party.’
Lala managed to snag bucket hat dude and he’s stopping by. Katie praises Lala and kisses her ass to no fucking end. Jesus. Make this shit stop. Lala totally feeds off of this shit.
And Katie with the bandanna and the disco tinsel skirt with her Karen haircut. What’s she even thinking? No wonder she could only get the attention of that fucking dweeb in Vegas, that she forced her number on. Probably first time ever that happened to him. Old/New Kristine with the beads in her hair. Wtf is happening here?
Katie is clearly drunk and jealous, and tries to talk Lala out of giving up the goodies to bucket hat.
Let’s take a shot every time Lala claims she hasn’t had sex since her baby was conceived, and Randall was a shitty lay. None of it’s even surprising.
This dude also has face tattoos, just sayin, and immediately sits down and starts this weird really reachy dirty talk with Lala, which starts off with their reheated pizza. “Hot, sweaty sticky?”
What is happening? These girls have some weird ass fucking taste in dudes. This is all sounding good to Lala because you know, she just wants banged.
This cringy dirty talk goes to another level, as most of what he’s saying gets bleeped out, but unless you’re some kind of tard, you know what he’s saying. And with THAT, Katie and Old/New Kristine say it’s time to retire to their quarters.
I wonder if he thought he was getting with all three of them? So you kind of think Lala and this dude are going to stay on the couch doing this little dance and sex talk, however, it gets even weirder when all four of them go upstairs together.
This is so awkward. But wait, Raquel was such a harlot for kissing and dancing with Oliver??
James and Ally are weird together to me. I feel like James is forcing it to be a thing, when it’s not. He just wanted to have a new girlfriend before Raquel had a new boyfriend. But little does he know… YOU know. she HAD a new boyfriend.
They get tarot card readings and apparently this is what she aspires to be when she grows up. That was really dumb.
The Toms decide not to give into Lisa and her crap offer to give them their TomTom investment, and wants to know how much is needed yet to open S&S doors. Like 50g is the number they come up with that they probably just pulled out of their ass. They’re not on track to open on the 27th and use being in Scheana’s wedding as an excuse, however they think the 31st is doable. (August)
Scheana claims (again) that this time she has found true love and Brock is the forever dude.
She gets this completely unplanned and unstaged phone call from one of her bridesmaids, that did not book her room on time and the hotel is sold out. Scheana reassures her that she’ll take care of it.
Why can’t this girl just room with someone? They discuss Katie having her room booked, who is now not attending the wedding, since she has a hair up her ass about Scheana. They want to offer her the refund so she just goes away. I don’t get why she would want to stay there anyway. Who is even attending that she cares so much about hanging around? No one. Okay maybe Ariana, who she sees all of the time. And guess what, there is in ocean in SoCal too.
Ariana and Katie discuss a pool party that Ariana is throwing and this stupid sandwich shop they think they’re opening. They have no money and no location, and no money in which to secure a location. Okay then.
I do like their concept, and possibly may have found a little tiny hole in the market for a woman owned, girly ‘sandwich shop.’ They need to keep the sandwiches feminine and small, and try not to do too much. Like do they really need salads and soup, etc? I would concentrate on the sammy’s, drinks, and small dainty desserts. Boom. Maybe I should open something?? I have zero experience though. And honestly Katie’s and Ariana’s ‘pitch’ in regards to their restaurant and food industry experience is kind of lame. Ariana hasn’t even been employed at SUR or any bar/restaurant for like what, five years? Maybe more? I guess she’s just been lying around doing like nothing, since she left SUR. And wtf does a ‘cocktail book’ several years ago have to do with owning and operating a restaurant? These two don’t seem any more know than Tom and Tom, honestly. Just slightly smarter, so they have that going for them at least.
And Katie ‘grew up’ in the industry since her parents owned a restaurant? Please. And she was a server at SUR.
I sound like such a negative Nellie. Well, it just seems like they’re taking this on, on a whim because they’re fucking bored and want to compete with Schwartz and Sandoval. I’m hoping they have been doing research and talking to people and have a planned menu at this point, and sig drinks, since they’ve been thinking about it for three years, but probably not. These two strike me as kind of lazy.
And yes we know Katie! This sandwich shop thing was yours and Schwartz’ brain child, then he decided to do the bar thing with Sandoval. We KNOW.
They do have a possible space that they looked at close to SUR. So maybe it will be happening.
Raquel approaches James at SUR and tells him that “Sandoval told me that you’re invited to their pool party.” I guess it would be easy to overlook that, if we didn’t know what we know (getting sick of that line) but it is weird that she keeps saying that ‘Sandoval told her’ random things. Like it’s not normal to be so cozy with your friend’s boyfriend constantly.
James is miffed that he’s receiving his invite THRU Raquel. He’s starting to feel like she is more ‘in with the group’ than he is. He reminds us in his yap that “he’s the number one guy in the group.” Only since Jax is gone of course. He’s so disturbed by this, that his yap is a series of bleeps.
Ariana lets Katie know about this resort drama with the room, and the bridesmaid and whatever. “They won’t let her stay with someone else” sounds a little fishy to me. How would they know? Hotels don’t have a door man at every door to see who is coming and going, and who is staying in what room. Stupid.
Pool party is starting, although everyone is in the kitchen. Sandoval applies extra ‘foam’ to the crazy straw drinks. They do look cute, actually.
It doesn’t take long for the rumbles about the hotel-resort-wedding-venue bitching to begin. Scheana doesn’t want a repeat of her last wedding with Stassi and Old/New Kristine making fun of her dress.
She wonders if Old/New is still the basic follower that she was ten years ago. Yes. She is.
I don’t know what Katie is wearing, but it sucks. Not very pool partyish.
Lala, who is honestly coming off as really jealous of Raquel, bitches about her to Scheana. “I really can’t forgive her for what she said to me.”
They commiserate over both being “labeled as home wreckers.”
I wish Lauren from Utah would just get down off of her high horse already. She was a mistress and seemed very happy to refer to herself that way in the beginning of her affair with Randall. No she didn’t really use the word mistress, but you know what I mean.
Now all of a sudden she’s too fucking noble to be labeled as banging a dude for money. Stop. She’s trying so hard to maintain this mini-gangsta persona, and it’s getting too ridiculous at this point. She’s getting too old, and who really is taking her seriously?
Did James really not bring Ally to the pool party, and did Scheana really not invite her to the wedding? That’s some bullshit. She tells James there’s several others who aren’t going to he wedding but are invited to the before party, and the after party, and it all sounds ridiculous. You cannot invite someone to a wedding and tell them they can’t bring their boyfriend or girlfriend. Scheana should know better. I can’t even believe James is having it.
If these ‘significant others’ are invited to the food and drink festies, then why wouldn’t they be able to sit at the stupid wedding??
Lala is now back to bullying Raquel, and calling her stupid. Okay 2018 called, and they want their Vanderpump back. Lala, please move on.
Ariana defends Raquel in her yap, which is hard to watch, because YES I KNOW – again, we know what we now know, but she’s right. She sees, based on the bits and pieces that she’s hearing about the no divorce, and no party- trip, that those three miserable hag/ho’s gave her the ‘mean girl treatment’ and she spoke up a little bit. So what. Get over it.
Ariana tells Lala there may be some unresolved shit over her being with James when they were together. Sandy gets involved, (and whatta fuck is HE wearing?) and Ariana gets annoyed and walks away, but honestly don’t hate me, but he does have a point. That is true of Katie. She never wants to hear anyone else’s points. And then, he AGAIN has a point (and yes he’s defending Raquel, so… ) when he tells Lala that SHE moved on from her messing around with stupid James, but perhaps Raquel has not, since she just learned of it.
Lala pretends to be unfazed by Raquel calling her a bully and a bimbo and other various names, but it’s clearly bothering her. Like has anyone ever stood up to her on the show, ever?
Katie and New/Old Kristine sit there practically double fisting her, smirking, and acting so amused by whatever fucking babble that she spews out of her hole in her face. I hate to defend Randall here, but I’m gonna say I kind of understand how he didn’t want to be around her, or have sex with her. She is so fucking unpleasant.
Scheana approaches Katie, and we go into this whole wedding/resort/room drama. Katie of course, insists she’s still going, and staying at the same hotel, irregardless of Scheana offering her a full refund.
And can Scheana like stop with these sunglasses on the tip of her nose?
Katie does seem kind of speechless when Scheana offers her $1000 to give up her room, and go to another spot. I’m feeling like that was a ‘real’ moment. These girls are not actresses.
Scheana tattles to Schwartz, and of course he gets involved and tells Katie that she’s wrong.
She gets pissed, she stomps out of the party.
Bye bitch.
Why is Schwartz chasing her??
And was this like a pool party or no bra party??
Thought it was pool party where girls typically wear bathing suits with cute cover-ups?
These three miserable dicks sat inside the entire time, never even smiled, fully clothed (minus bras) and shit talked everyone.
What fun that does NOT sound like.
I feel like they had to have gotten together and decided to wear no swim attire, and look like bums, to act like they were too important to care about even dressing cute.
It must suck to be them.
