James visits Lala and is seeing the baby for the first time. He comes bearing gifts. Again Lala looks like she’s holding a doll baby. She seems to use this baby as sort of an “accessory.”
Doesn’t take long for Little Ocean gets passed to the “night nurse” (it’s still daylight) wonder if she still has her “night nurse” since she ditched Randall. James starts bitching to Lala about this nose thing with Raquel. And how he will be pissed if her face is effed up, and she’s not beautiful. Because you know how James looks like Brad Pitt.
Then he goes on to say – this is not word for word but – the only reason he even liked her in the first place was because she is a “6 foot supermodel…” Like he just does not disappointment when it comes to being a total fucking douche bag and saying the most douchey things.
Tom-Tom meet up with Lisa at Villa Rosa. Sandoval does not know if the cost of the fabric is per yard or foot. Most likely yard because that is how fabric is measured. (I know this because my mom sews – I do not) However Brock DOES sew. Is he trying to compete with Craig from Southern Charm? I may have said that already? So he learned to sew from his Mom? Wow now I really feel inadequate. Also I am not sure exactly what he is doing with the baby dress?
Goat cheese balls – (Charly does not know the sauce when asked) I have been at Sur a few times and have never gotten those. I NEED to try them ! They’re Sur famous.
Ariana is visiting the Scheana’s. Miss anti-baby is holding the baby. She looks a little awkward, but not completely awkward. She’s not talking baby talk – that is what women do when they’re holding a baby. I thought it was instinctive. They chat about having a surrogate at the same time? Moving on…
Raquel is confronting James about his asshole-ness. He stands by his “I am the one that has to look at your face!” He really thinks Raquel would be pissed if he fucked up his nose. Does he think she is with YOU because of YOUR looks and sparkling personality? He looks like a little cartoon character twerp, can’t even throw a punch, and he behaves like a pompous spoiled little peepee?? Tell me again what she’s doing with him? Oh I know, she doesn’t know better. Yet. He apologizes. Doesn’t mean it.
Katie sees the new bar for the first time. Schwartz says, if we were on a date, I’d be getting some. I guess he doesn’t know that they can still have sex now???
The new bar is kind of cool. Why is Sandy such a prick about Katie’s wanting to see it, and be involved.
He does “pick on” girls. Sorry he lips off to girls more so than dudes.
Coors Light again? They have to be having some sort of deal with Coors for this.
Sandoval spells ‘Schwartz’ wrong on the logo idea. Seriously ???
‘A funkadelic dive lounge’— I like that part. They should have stopped there.
Sandy’s head is going to spin around and eject from his neck, that Katie is in charge of the mission statement as the business partner directs.
Sandy is yammering about James Bond getting ready for the Schwatz soiree. Schwartz is looking for his balls. Keep looking. I like Katie’s lipstick.
What??? Scheana did porn ?? She’s like in her interview, “don’t talk about this, I don’t want people to google it and see my boobs…” Please whatever you do, DO NOT google it !!!
The ladies look amazing ! I wanna go to a femme fatal party !!!! They forgot to invite me. James is right – Katie does LOVE to push Sandoval’s buttons – and it IS hilarious !!
Lala and Scheana confront each other at the Schwartz.’ Lala is insisting she is CONCERNED. Think she’s just pissed she wasn’t invited last week to the ‘eating adult food’ event. And she’s worried she won’t be invited to future events. Scheana is hopefully NOT buying it.
Lala is realizing her words affect people, she says, but DOES SHE??? Again, see above. She is now confronting Brock. Brock isn’t really wanting to have it.
Lala expected Brock to kiss her ass, and have a kum ba yah moment. He’s not. I like it.
James is obsessed with Scheana’s breast feeding boobs.
Lala keeps referring to herself in the third person. Did she always do that? It got pointed out on Twitter and now of course I’m noticing it more.
Charly says it’s weird about Lala’s and Scheana’s ping pong ball relationship. It is weird. She feels like an outsider when they’re friends again. This is reminding of the Shannon- Vicki- Tamra love triangle on OC few years back. Grow up and shut up Lala. No one cares what you think. Your dude was partying with chicks in public, while you were home with your baby, I mean when the night nurse was home with the baby.
Schwartz is at Villa Rosa needing a plate from LVP. He does not know how to refer to a tiered platter. He confides in Lisa about wanting to do more to help his triplet younger brothers. He should not be worrying about his brothers. Are they not adults?? Do they have a Mom? I’m confused. Schwartz is under a lot of financial stress. They go to the basement to retrieve the platter. Lisa manages to get a Kyle dig in. (it’s where she keeps the dead bodies) Liked it.
What is Katie doing exactly with her time ? I’m not insinuating she’s not contributing, or she’s lazy. But what is she doing ? What does she do all day? Maybe she could make a candle – with 84 wicks. Or a clothing line.
Katie and Schwartz have a nice normal convo at the new bar, so that’s nice. and normal.
Don’t apologize to Lala, Brock. Let her go. It’s cool you had last word.
Wiki feet rating ??? what ?? I have cute feet. I was always glad of that. I have good eyelashes, nails, and feet.
I feel like I am accurate that Lala wants to be invited to shit, hence the apology tour. Sandoval is not letting her off easy.
‘It’s called retaliation?’ she says. Sandoval is sort of right – she IS picking the fights and being a little dick, and then playing the victim. Sounds like a certain someone from Potomac.
