Wrapping this shit up – probably for good. By the way I saw today that Blabla and Scheana are a no-go for The Valley. Someone on a Facebook chat group, one of BlaBla’s three brain-dead fans, tried to tell me that The Valley is ‘dying’ to have BlaBla on. Well guess who was right?? I’m

Not feeling Ally’s nor Joe’s dresses. Especially Jo’s. And for a hairdresser, her hair – yikes, what even is that? That fake pony looks literally like a horse’s ass. Not to be rude. Poor Jo. She gets introduced as “definitely NOT Schwartz’ girlfriend, Jo.” That’s rough. Very disappointed in Schwartz’ treatment of her. It’s like

PART 2 HERE WE GO. Probably going to be breaking this in two again. This argument between Baloney and BlaBla hasn’t stopped in the past week. Dear Sweet BlaBla: It’s not that Baloney ‘isn’t the same person’ on camera as she is off. Pretty sure she’s miserable and hateful in her normal everyday life irregardless

Back to Brock for one second before we move on. The general panel consensus seems to be that being a good dad to Summer somehow ‘redeems’ him from being a shitty absentee dad to his older kids in Australia. No it doesn’t. How does him being a non-shitty superdad to the kid with his new

Well I guess this was sort of uneventful you could say, as the Part One’s frequently are. This will be a three-parter, as I’m sure you all assumed. LVP is present to serve no other purpose except to defend these douchey fucking guys and shit talk the girls. What the hell is wrong with her.

Well Katie wrapped up that convo with Jo, with the truest most accurate statements that’s ever came out of her scowling face: “I don’t want peace.” Boom. Boom. Boom. What I’ve been saying about this chick all along. I kinda think that slipped out, and you could see it on her face immediately after she