Okay here we go. This ep was – weird.
I guess that’s par for the course with Housewives, especially lately, but getting extra strange.
Sutton is all over the place. Dorit is too for that matter. She always comes off as desperate for her ‘camera time’ and therefore makes little to no sense.
She wants an apology, then doesn’t want the apology.
Sutton doesn’t think she need to explain and express remorse for the wallet comment, then she goes on this huge repetitive apology tour.
Make up you damned mind bitches.
Also no one even cares about Dorit and Sutton not liking each other.
At this point they need to call it even and call it a day.
They both MEANT the bitchy comments so just say that.
They were both somewhat funny, AND true. So let’s move the move hell on. Jesus.
I noticed Kyle didn’t being glam to Saint Lucia, like she did to Georgia. Guess her pockets are only so deep when to comes to flying a glam squad around.
Also Kathy doesn’t bring glam on Housewife trips, mostly because she didn’t give two fucks about impressing this crowd. They’re a bunch of poor people to her. I’m sure Kyle would feel silly sitting there having her hair and makeup done in front of Kathy, who’s doing her own.
Kathy would be silently making fun of her for being that worried about what she looks like on a Housewife trip. Also for trying to put on front for the other wives and the viewers.
I have this shit all figured out. If you’re confused about anything Housewife, no matter how petty and meaningless, just ask me!
Sutton is so stupid sometimes.
Her big grievance is being portrayed as an alcoholic last season, then she makes the joke that she’s “wearing vodka tonight” and her favorite color is ‘ruby red.’
Boz had no issue springing for HER glam people.
Do we love when they start whining about their ‘problems’ with the them? As if they fucking care. As if they’re not saying to themselves “shut the fuck up, with your fake rich people problems, we just came for the free trip.”
Looks like a wardrobe assignment had to be followed for dinner. Everyone is in white and Garcelle and Kyle are twinning.
I wouldn’t call Kyle’s style ‘hideous’ but sometimes she does get it wrong. Please let Garcelle do the runway Kyle, stick to your splits.
Especially at reunions. There have been some pretty bad recent reunion looks. Two come to mind in particular. I’ll see if I still have the pics.
Can Boz take a break from what seems to be her main ‘story line’ which is being up Dorit’s asshole, and can she stop giving her the floor constantly? We don’t care that Dorit is not interested in your outdoor shower or being naked around PK. Literally NO ONE wants to picture any of that.
And Bravo, just stop trying to make Dorit and Boz happen. We get it, you’re trying to convince us Dorit isn’t a racist.
She is, but we appreciate the effort. Great, Andy now she ‘has a black friend’ just like her mom!! Yay!
Jennifer keeps reminding us she is, or was an actress. I don’t mean any shade. But I literally have never heard of her.
I guess Kathy never heard of her either, because she makes a comment later when Kathy starts making demands on the boat to be handed things, that she says in her yap doesn’t think Kathy ‘knows who she is.’ No, she probably doesn’t.
Now why can’t we just have this fun and quirky banter about walking around naked at home, and get through dinner without slinging nonsense insults?? It’s getting to be too much.
It’s like getting through dinner with my ex-husband and having to sit there and listen to all of his complaints, and petty offensive comments. Just for the hell of it. Just because it’s Tuesday.
I’ve read that about narc abuse. How they don’t fucking remember anything because to them it was just another day. Just another day of inflicting trauma on their spouse. No big deal. Asshole.
Sorry dude we’re not having Kraft mac & cheese and wings for dinner… Maybe don’t have the palate of a fucking six year old.
But everyone else is weird, not him. Everyone likes a total of five things for dinner, all that are horrible and unhealthy with no fucking seasoning whatsoever.
Here we go, Dorit needs attention. She takes the very long way around of letting us know she’s not capable of grasping that the wallet comment balanced out the drink comment. Also, she has nothing else of interest to say, so here we are.
Aren’t all of these bitches nasty and ‘mean-spirited?’ It’s like the Bravo orders, is it not?
I agree Sutton gets overly defensive at this, and she does go on a victim rant, but to be fair, she gets picked on the most, since she’s a fun easy target for ‘mean-spirited’ folks.
And she has a point that they all do it to each other. Dorit said something stupid and bitchy, so she said something stupid and bitchy.
Did Dorit apologize for the drink comment??
Suddenly now Sutton has switched gears, and is overly apologetic for the dangling of her wealth in Dorit’s face. I do think it’s part of Dorit’s issue with her. Same with Erika. It’s called jealousy. It’s not complicated.
Sorry ladies but Sutton was married to an actual successful man, and she didn’t spend more money than the dude earned. It’s basic fucking math ladies.
Back to this lovely dinner, they all chime in and speak on Sutton’s behalf. No other Housewife would have let that go on as long as she did.
Sutton’s kind of got the scary Ramona eyes going. Yikes.
While Dorit is droning in that voice that’s like nails on a chalkboard, still hanging onto whatever accent that is, Kathy is in her own world of Kathy, and don’t blame her, and is super excited to get her food.
This is why we need her on here. Just for scenes like this, and the runway mishap OF COURSE.
Suddenly Sutton has changed her story since she got browbeat by Erika and the others for trying to dismiss Dorit’s desperation, and now she thought about it ‘long and hard’ and it was so very wrong to say that her wallet is bigger. She goes on and on trying to satisfy fucking Dorit.
Now Dorit’s got Ramona eyes going.
I don’t get why Dorit says “we’ve moved onto other things.” What??
What other things?? Thought this is what she was mad about? Having a discussion with Dorit is like having one with a three-year-old. No wonder PK is kicking her to thecurb.
I’m going to get all Bethenney on RHONY years ago, when Kelly was sounding like a moron (I would put Dorit and Kelly on the same Housewife category totally.)
“Nobody knows what you are saying, nobody knows.”
Can even fathom Bethenney versus Dorit? Please Bravo do a RHUGT with those two together. Shit I wish Bethenney wouldn’t have completely burned her Housewife bridge.
Now she’s peddling L’oreal on TikTok.
She gets jumped on by Boz (believe it or not) and Garcelle as to what the fuck that even means.
Nobody knows.
Was Sutton’s apology 100% genuine? Yeah, no.
Do Housewives frequently apologize just to bury it, and move forward? Yes.
And Erika STFU because you in particular do it, and even bragged about how you didn’t even mean an apology to Sutton at the reunion and said you were messing with her or whatever.
As always, it’s the Real Hypocrites of Beverly Hills. All of the bitches on all of the franchises do it.
Can we just have dinner? Everyone be like Kathy, and focus on eating your fucking food.
Boz makes Dorit apologize for the drink thing.
Oh my fucking God.
Tilly looks bored too.
Dorit delivers an equally as insincere apology, then immediately blames Sutton for calling her a bitch after she said it.
You know, she would have TOTALLY apologized immediately, had Sutton not called her a bitch.
Can’t make this shit up. Ya can’t.
Okay. It’s dropped. Again. Jesus Christ.
Kyle and Boz exchange some fake annoying sucking-up to each other words.
And then it goes somewhat downhill, but Kyle actually keeps quiet because she knows she HAS to deal with the Mario stuff, as embarrassing as it is. Everyone else talks about their husbands cheating and their separations and divorces. But Kyle doesn’t have to, for whatever fucking reason. Because Andy has a boner for the Hilton’s?
Andy is still hanging onto the three of them being full-time Housewives if he keeps letting Kyle get her way.
I don’t get how Boz thinks she’s being such a ‘girl’s girl’ by immediately telling Kyle that Mario was on a date at the restaurant she was at, then bringing it up on camera to further rub it in her face. Yeah that’s a girl’s girl Boz.
I’m not mad about it. I’m not sure if she really believes this, or was purposely being shady.
Kyle’s expression is definitely one of irritation. But tough titties Kyle. Suck it up.
Why does Kathy chime in Mario was with “a female.” Okay Kathy, she’s not a dog, but thanks for clearing that up. She’s funny without even trying.
I looked up who that was in the airport photo, and it was Nikita Khan, a film producer. It didn’t last long because that chick was looking for him to divorce Kyle tomorrow and marry her, whereas Mario was just looking to get laid.
Then there was a model, Klaudia K in the Aspen pics over the winter months. The latest Mario dating tea is a Brazilian singer, Anitta.
So the dude is enjoying single life. Why Kyle is still not pursing a divorce I don’t get. From what I’m seeing online, neither has filed at this point.
Boz is so proud of herself about all of this, while Kyle tries to smile and act relatable for two minutes, but she can’t. She literally can’t.
Boz plays her ‘voice note’ in her yap that she thinks Kyle was so appreciative of.
“She’s definitely not cute” she tells Kyle. Yeah I doubt that. The bitches that Mario has been banging are hot.
Most men when they leave their wives, look for someone hotter than their wife. MOST men.
Men that aren’t looking for a free ride and to live in a bougie neighborhood. Yikes how emasculating and embarrassing. No wonder brother doesn’t talk to you. He, like me sees through your fucking shallow bullshit.
Boz’s rant is a little ridiculous-sounding. It reminds me of something someone in high school does. Guess she didn’t get this shit out of her system in high school.
No, that’s not being a girl’s girl, Boz. It’s really not. Get a clue.
Garcelle takes this an an opportunity to bring up Morgan. To make the point, that she was going on dates and getting having photo ops with Morgan last season.
Even their scenes on the show were clearly flirty, and not just ‘friendly.’
Kyle rolls her eyes, like ‘here we go again.’
They flash on her extremely intimate and flirty tattoo scene last season.
Sutton doesn’t chime in, and Garcelle expected her to since they discussed how they were going to force her to address it.
Erika get OUT Kyle’s butt. Jesus.
She’s so smug in her yap “we know nothing about who Garcelle is dating.”
Well maybe she’s not dating anyone Erika. Maybe she’s busy with her immensely successful acting and production career, while you were charging two dollars for your shit-show in Vegas.
Garcelle owns a beautiful huuuuuge home AND a beach house, while you still live in your pool house, now with ugly fucking wallpaper and basic furniture that has fucking ‘changed your life.’
By the way, who are you ‘dating?’ Or are you still just bringing home random one-night-stand senior citizens?
The broad is clearly in a pickle relationship-wise, since she would never ever entertain even speaking to a man that wasn’t loaded.
And because the Tom scandal was national news, everyone knows she’s a gold digger and total spending fiend, with a severe shopping addiction, not to mention she’s a cold heartless lying assfuck thief, so tell me what successful wealthy dude would even THINK about being in a relationship with her.
NONE. NONE. NO ONE. NOT ONE DUDE ON THE PLANET. ZERO.
Hope she has a good vibrator. Or several good vibrators.
Take several seats, Erika. My. God. She’s so painfully unaware of what public opinion is of her.
Okay so that was a rant. Can’t stand Erika. Anyone that can, must be as dumb as her, with zero-self awareness.
If you’re fan of Erika Girardi, please take a step back and see why maybe that is, and work on yourself.
This is looking like a two-parter.
Back to Kyle, she stutters and stammers and reluctantly brings up the Morgan concert where she was photographed backstage, coincidentally the day after Mario’s picture with the Greece girl.
Oh for fuck’s sake. She claims this was “an appearance she had on the books for… probably… AT LEAST six months” as she makes this fake thinking face like she’s really concentrating. It would make sense that she’s bad at looking like she’s thinking.
Bad bad actress. No wonder her acting career never went anywhere.
Garcelle makes fun of her in her yap for claiming she gets followed by paps everywhere she goes, all day long.
The point isn’t that she was photographed at the concert, the point is why were you there?? Are you still having a thing for Morgan Wade?
She knows this. She’s side-stepping of course.
‘One day she’ll have a great story to share… and maybe she won’t.’
Whatta hell does that even mean? Talk in riddles a little more, Kyle.
Sutton backs up that stupidity because she has a boner for Kyle even though she delivered one tough-sounding moment earlier in the season, that she’s had it with her and she’s not bowing down to her anymore. That was BS.
I think I liked Ramona eyes much better than this shit.
I doubt if there is a tomato in the raspberry sorbet dessert, Sutton.
Dorit clearly didn’t bring glam. Her hair looks like shit.
Tomorrow is boat day and you all know how those always go.
Stay tuned for Part 2!
