First off I wanna say – Summer should be fun!! Dudes crying and whining – NOT FUN!!
Sounds like my last summer! Listening to a grown ass man cry and melt down every five minutes.
In all fairness to Kyle, he approached Amanda with genuineness and wanted to apologize and smooth things over. She accused him of being selfish. Her saying that speaks to her immaturity and frankly seems like projection. She’s the one only concerned about herself.
She was on WWHL Thursday and I was cracking up. I guess Kyle gave her the green light on her bathing suit thing, and told her to get her ideas and plan on paper, and guess what she did? Nothing. She gave an entire diatribe of excuses as to how she didn’t realize how much was involved. And just like that, the swimsuit idea went away.
Isn’t that what I said last week? He should’ve just fake agreed that it was a good idea and told her to get started on the planning, and that’s all it would have taken for her to say yeah never mind. It’s easier to just pretend work for Loverboy.
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So Kyle goes outside to vent to Carl, and of course fucking Danielle is out there hanging on Carl since she knows he and Lindsay are currently arguing. Or still arguing.
They have very dramatic reactions to Kyle bitching about Amanda acting like she’s always acted.
It really is strange to me that Amanda is so unappreciative and even pissed off that she has this fun and entrepreneurial husband who busts his ass to make a good living. Honestly I don’t even think he enjoys it anymore. We found out last week the company lost a million dollars which is nothing to sneeze at.
Amanda just walks around in her own freaking world whining about having to get up in the morning. This is what cracks me up about her, thinking she wants to have kids. Are you telling me she’s going to drag her ass out of bed 2 -3 times a night for the newborn feedings? Sure.
Amanda is in the house whining to Lindsay about working for Loverboy and being known as ‘Kyle’s girlfriend and Kyle’s wife’ and reminding us yet fucking again how she quit her job to work for the business even before they were married.
Thanks Ciara and Paige for putting this dumb shit in her head because you were bored and wanted camera time. I said this was going to turn into an explosive argument.
Maybe if she acted like an adult she wouldn’t be just ‘Kyle’s wife.’
Lindsay pretends to listen and care. She’s probably thinking to herself ‘shut the hell up you twit I would LOVE for my partner to run his own successful company!’
I mean really – Kyle and Carl need to switch bitches. Amanda and Carl could lie around and be lazy all day, and Lindsay would probably bust her ass for Loverboy and demand to be a partner and have it making a bajillion dollars.
Danielle of course takes Kyle’s side and totally disses Amanda which I kind of am too, but as a girl in the house she shouldn’t be putting Amanda down. She should be Switzerland right now.
“Imagine building a company from nothing and not being appreciated.” She’s not really wrong but she’s coming off so thirsty and clingy to the dudes in the house that are not available. Carl soon will be, I’m sure she realizes that at this point.
He goes into his vehicle and cries. It’s quite comical. He’s being such a baby but I can see his frustration. I kind of feel like I had similar treatment in my marriage where I was running around like a chicken with my head cut off, always exhausted, trying to manage everything and trying to do a good job, and not only was nothing ever appreciated, I constantly got told it wasn’t good enough.
“I’m not having any fucking fun!” I don’t get why he didn’t say ‘Summer should be fun!’ This is the second time he missed this opening.
Danielle consoles him. Good ole Danielle!
I like his gripe where Amanda told him she’s not a morning person and he says “I’m not either but I have to get up and do shit because I’m an adult!”
These two need to divorce. I gave them two years. They did pass that but I don’t see how they’re going to hang in there another two. Last summer they were actually getting along.
I hate that I’m siding with both dudes in the two couples’ simultaneous arguments going on.
I am liking Lindsay getting along with and joking around with all of the girls this year. It’s a refreshing change.
Must be like a VPR type of sitch where production ordered Ciara and Paige to like Lindsay and take her side constantly.
You know I want to be on Carl’s side, I do, because I know how soul-crushing it is to be in a relationship with an NPD-er. But he does need to stop whining about his career woes. If he’s so ‘gifted at sales’ as he keeps reminding us, sales jobs are a freaking dime a dozen. It’s something that’s not for everybody, and if it’s his thing, and he needs a fucking job, he should be doing it.
The problem with these Bravolebs is once they are famous from these shows, they think they’re too important to get a ‘regular’ job and feel pressured to start their own businesses but not everyone is cut out for that.
So that was my two cents for the day I guess.
Paige. As soon as she’s done feeding her face she gets up and says “I’m leaving the kitchen.” Not to worry Princess, the people who prepared all of the food you sat and shoved in your face, will clean up the kitchen.
Jesse Solomon is in his room literally sobbing. I guess I would have a black heart and no soul if I ridiculed him for crying since he’s worried about his possible return of cancer.
West finds him and hugs him. He shares that he’s extra anxious about his upcoming check-up because he felt something down there.
They’re so cute. I do wonder if their friendship is organic or was Bravo produced. I don’t want to come off as gullible or anything, but I feel like it’s real. Two dudes, kind of similar just hit it off.
The two groups separate, and the girls all go upstairs to get ready to lounge around and have a cozy night in, the boys stay downstairs and act stupid playing air guitar and dancing. And by ‘boys’ I mean Carl, Kyle, Jesse, West and Danielle.
They decide they’re going out, and return at 3:30. I’m sure Kyle will remain downstairs for half an hour talking to himself to make sure he comes to bed at exactly 4:00 just to piss off Amanda.
Horny Danielle is hanging all over Jesse Solomon. He has zero interest in her. Like girl give it up. Desperate much? Where’s balloon guy?
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Carl and Lindsay rise and start to discuss the previous day’s kitchen argument. After tha, they then didn’t speak the rest of the day.
When Carl told her he was most likely going back to Loverboy, Lindsay’s reaction was just kind of meh. I agree with popular opinion that she didn’t really act horribly, she just didn’t act exactly excited.
We’re getting into late August and he called off the wedding Labor Day weekend, so is he possibly flying off the handle for cameras no matter what she says or does? Possibly.
Or is he genuinely perturbed at the way she’s been acting over the past several months and realizing things ain’t gonna be getting better, so he’s just done trying and lashing out at anything and everything?
Is starts off promising then quickly takes a nosedive. They have that circular argument where he says “I just want you to be supportive and excited.” and she says “but I have questions and confusion…”
Okay, I can’t stand when people say ‘I can’t make you feel that way, you feel that way on your own.’
Seriously. So if you’re cutting someone down, insulting them, and being verbally abusive (I’m not saying Lindsay is being verbally abusive right now, this is an example of how ludicrous and inaccurate this statement is – abusers usually say this) it’s not your fault that they get upset and down on themselves?? They are feeling saddened on their own? Your insults have nothing to do with it? Bull shit. Others totally have the ability to make you feel a certain type of way, kill the vibe, kill your mood. My God what a dumb thing to say.
Haven’t you ever been in a good mood and some dipshit fruitcake asshole with a host of daddy issues and personality disorders says something to you and ruins your whole mood and demeanor?
Come on Lindsay.
At the same time, he does need to get shit figured out. He needed a break. He took a break. I never thought he should have quit Loverboy anyway.
Also at the same time, maybe it would help his morale if she just even pretended to be excited when he came to her with a prospect.
He wants “softness and tenderness” in regards to her reactions.
Not a Power Point crack as that Steve dude did 3 – 4 years ago when he was struggling to deal with her. Are we seeing a pattern?
Lindsay is not amused. It was okay when she was patronizing him a second ago by faking that she’s excited.
She doesn’t listen. I’m sorry she doesn’t. And if you looked at the Power Point they flashed on, what was one of the key things that Steve dude was griping about? She doesn’t listen and she puts him down.
“Are you sure you even want to marry me?”
He should have answered that honestly.
Watching these two interact after an altercation is so tense and awkward. They’re in this small room packing, and don’t even look at each other. This relationship at this point is just so full of animosity and hostility. That’s no way to live.
Kyle whines to Paige and as I’ve pointed out twenty times already, this is an inappropriate practice to bitch to your wife’s friend about your wife. Nothing good can possibly come out of doing that.
Of course Paige has to defend Amanda since she’s the one that put that shit in her head. He blames Amanda for the business not being in a good place right now.
I don’t know about that. I mean, what would she be capable of doing to make it more profitable? She draws pictures. She designed the freaking Barbie boxes.
I feel like it’s time for him to relinquish her of her duties.
Paige’s argument makes no fucking sense. Wouldn’t it be better if she was excited?
What? Yeah I guess, but her having a pet project to do that she would also have to put effort into, isn’t going to resolve that.
I guess no one can clean up that fucking kitchen. It’s disgusting. Ciara notices and walks away. She’s running around the house in this completely see through white romper thing. Hello Ciara’s lady parts!
Paige doesn’t have any fucking clue what the fuck she is talking about, as Kyle points out. She talks about Amanda as if she’s talking about a child. Well, if the shoe fits…
Ciara joins this shit show and they both sort of gang up on him when neither one of them have any clue whatsoever about running a fucking business.
They call him ‘selfish’ for caring about his business. He informs them that it’s tanking.
Paige continues to play for the cameras and yells at him about everything he does wrong, as he’s upstairs in the bedroom.
“Let her live in Jersey, and drink Corona’s in the back yard and do a swim suit line, and let it fail, let her be happy.”
That’s a great business plan, Paige. Think you missed you calling in life.
Yeah girl, and where is all of this money coming from to start this fake business? Are YOU going to invest in this destined to fail swim suit line of Amanda’s that she absolutely has to do, because apparently there are no bathing suits on the planet to fit big boobs? Since when? Women’s clothing is made for all women having big boobs and being like 5’5” or 5’6”.
Paige should know this being petite and having no tits.
I’m at the point, and I hate to be negative, that Kyle and Amanda would be so much happier not being together.
I feel like Kyle has the weight of the world on his shoulders and none of these bitches are seeing that.
Carl consoles Kyle in the bedroom while Amanda hops around the pool like she hasn’t a care in the fucking world. Because she doesn’t.
Kyle goes to the pool to confront Amanda, and starts to cry again and she hauls her ass out of her floatie to comfort him. You can tell she didn’t mean it. She can’t even stand this man.
Kyle, listen up, go see an attorney. Go directly to an attorney. We know there’s no prenup. See how much money it will take to get rid of this six year-old spoiled brat that you married.
Stop putting the viewers through watching you fucking cry.
They make up but you can tell it’s just a band-aid to get through the rest of the day.
I guess Carl’s been sitting in this side room on the couch with his suitcase packed for like an hour just waiting for Lindsay say it’s time to leave.
West invites Ciara to go horseback riding during the week.
Danielle Lindsay and Gabby decide to go to ‘Dockers’ before heading home. Carl is not invited and is miffed he has to drive home all by himself. You would think he’d be glad to be rid of her. I agree with her that it’s a good idea for them to not be together right now.
Carl is being really pouty. She wants to put her shit in their car before he takes off. He’s actually managing to force people now on Lindsay’s side, who previously were not. I’m not really there, because I do get it, but a lot of people just don’t.
I don’t know what his confusion is about taking her suitcase home.
This is excruciating to listen to.
He keeps repeating “I’m driving back by myself.” Yes Carl you are. If I were you I would be happy about that. He’s being so weird. After having it explained to him twelve times about putting her suitcase in the car, he leaves before she puts her suitcase in the car. Wow.
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Jesse Solomon had his doctor appointment to check out his nuts and no results yet.
West and Ciara have their horse back riding date. He then proceeds to sort of tell her he might not want to see her anymore. I think? He then invites her to his hometown for Thanksgiving (it’s August) and she doesn’t know about that since they haven’t really defined things yet. I’m confused.
He talks about how he’s afraid to get serious because it seems like things always end badly.
“I could see you as my girlfriend, obviously not tomorrow.” Okay that’s gross because she has referred to him as her boyfriend several times. He wants to get his shit together first? Where did that come from? Didn’t he get a job offer?
She goes for the worst guys. Why doesn’t she try a confident cool black guy or two? Because these squirrely weird nerdy white guys are just not doing it.
West says “I think we’re on the same page” as they sound nothing like they’re on the same page.
She has been smart to not have sex with him, and this is why.
Jesse shares the no-news about his nuts with West and Ciara.
Why do we still have to pretend Ciara is a nurse? I guess she still has her nursing license thingy but she hasn’t worked in healthcare, I would say in like four years, and at that point she was only like 24, so if we do the mathematical equation on that, assuming she started nursing school right after high school, she was only even a practicing RN for a probably three years. She clearly wasn’t digging it, or couldn’t do it, since it was actual work, so I think it’s time to stop referring to her as a nurse.
Whatever. Just my two cents again. So that’s four cents total. I did that in my head. I’m glad Jesse’s mom is with him. Hopefully the news is good.
It’s awkward in the car with Ciara and West after that bullshit he just bestowed upon her. What an ass. For real.
