I think that the miscarriage has affected Lindsay a lot, and she doesn’t want to admit it or deal with it. Which is why she’s acting out like this, and having every dang dude in the Hamptons carry her around, and then has sex with them. Is her therapist not telling her this? Maybe this is not the best remedy for someone who desperately wants to have a baby, and being upset about having a miscarriage. Therapist not telling her this, so she keeps coming back. That is what they do, actually. That’s why I’m not a big fan of it. Amanda grills Lindsay on her revolving door of men lately. Not sure Amanda is a great relationship expert, but she is right with addressing it with her. Lindsay is not having it of course, since she doesn’t like to be told anything, or asked anything. She goes into a lot of “universe” rhetoric and continues to defend what she has been doing and, again, that this is “her best summer ever!”
Paige and Andrea discuss the misunderstanding or whatever it was, on last week’s episode where he started carrying on about that Lexi chick again, and Paige was taking issue with the timeline because she thought it fell into when he was pursuing her. Such problems these kids have right ? Andrea explains. that he was really into Paige, and didn’t think she was interested in him, I think?
Paige assures him that all is well. Whatever whatever. The rest of the group joins them and they do a cheers and commend themselves for no one freaking COMPLETELY out during the winery visit, or should I say ‘whinery?’
They’re back from the whinery. Paige gets shit for carrying NOTHING into the house, while everyone else is lugging huge boxes. She seems to get away with this, and everyone seems to think it’s cute. I don’t think it’s really cute. I really cannot stand laziness. Kyle went nuts on Hannah last year for not contributing to the house.
Paige has Ciara try on her dress and refers to her as a Barbie doll. She is. Her body is literally (well not literally but you know what I mean) built like a Barbie doll. Do you guys remember or know of that movie “Life-Size” from early 2000’s? It starred Tyra Banks as a doll that Lindsay Lohan brings to life when trying to resurrect her deceased mom. It’s the cutest little feel good type of movie. My daughter and I watched it over and over. That’s what Ciara reminds me of. A real life normal sized Barbie. Here’s a link to that movie, if you ever get a chance to check it out streaming or whatever. Fun family friendly movie to watch with your daughter/granddaughter etc.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life-Size
Robert is leaving the house and Danielle talks about this job offer that he has in Charleston. I was curious what was going on with that as of now, and it looks like he did NOT accept the Charleston gig, however DID accept a job in Aspen, as of December 2021, so that is where Robert is currently located, and Danielle is still in NY, and they’re doing the long distance thing. Here’s the link if you wanted to read for yourself. This was as of February, so assuming it’s still accurate. I’m happy for them. I remember last year when they first met and he came to the house last year, they seemed very awkward and had zero chemistry. But it was just the whole cameras in your face thing for him. That would probably bother me too.
Paige, Ciara are Amanda are where else, lying in bed, and discussing Andrea. Paige is tired and very exhausted from doing absolutely nothing. Lindsay is itching to go out again. She approaches Mya (she knows better than to leave her out now) about heading to Montauk. Mya asks about this Ahmed dude that she just met like a minute ago.
Lindsay keeps trying to call him, and they JUST MET, let’s remember.
He does answer, when she’s with Mya. She gets super aggressive with this dude again, because he is not giving her the proper attention that she thinks she needs and deserves from a guy she JUST MET. They go back and forth on what he’s been doing, and what his plans for the evening are. She gets pissy with him and starts acting psycho. Is she at least drunk, so there’s some sort of excuse. She looks awful.
That pink hair looks raggedy. Yeah this dude is like RUNNING. Mya is lying there beside her soaking this all in. I’m sure thinking, Holy Fuck, what is UP with this chick? She starts yelling at him for not “making plans” like a woman yelling at her husband of 20 years for forgetting to make the reservation for their anniversary dinner. Mya wants to crawl under a rock I’m pretty sure. The sad part is that Lindsay thinks this is normal behavior. She’s not embarrassed that Mya is right there, and that this is being played out in front of millions. I seriously think she needs medication.
I honestly have to give this latest random dude of hers props for letting this phone convo go on as long as he does, and trying to reason with her. That’s the beauty of it when you’re on the phone with a fucking pyscho like Lindsay, as opposed to them being in front of you. You can literally just push a button and make it go away. Why he is even trying to reason with her, I do not know. Maybe he’s trying to get on the show. I can’t think of any other reason to listen to someone I met yesterday yell and scream at me over NOTHING. She hangs up on him. She seems proud of herself for that whole cringy pathetic scene. Mya was just like, “Okay, well that settles that.” She ain’t touchin this with a ten foot pole, and I don’t blame her. She’s seen the wrath of the Hubs.
So downstairs, a very enlightening conversation. Alex asks Andrea, butt, boobs or face? (I guess adding ‘face’ is new? Usually it’s just are you an ‘ass or tits’ guy?) What in the literal fucking fuck is wrong with guys? Can you see women doing this about guys? I mean, maybe they would, but it would be feature like “wants to have a family, would be a good dad, is respectful to women, has a great sense of humor.”
Women do not care about a dude’s fucking ASS for chrissakes. Just like the old saying goes (it was a book I believe) Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars.
Anywho, Andrea answers “I fucking LOVE boobs” which may have been a subtle passive aggressive diss (even though that doesn’t seem like Andrea’s style, everyone has their moments, I think he is pissed Paige chose Craig over him.) to Paige since she is smaller in that area. He says but “face is important too.” Well duhhhh how many guys say, “sure yeah I like ugly women…” He may have added that because he realized that was rude with Paige lying right there. Shocker Paige is lying down wrapped in a blanket.
Carl arrives home with the food and everyone is like vultures.
Paige and Ciara head straight to bed after eating, and presumably do NO cleanup. I’m really concerned these two will develop bed sores. Like it’s summer and beautiful out. If I were just lazing around, I would definitely be doing it by the pool, or on the patio. You can lay in fucking bed anytime. You’ll be laying bed when you’re old. Whatever.
So the gang is heading out for a night on the town, sans Ciara and Paige, since they’re utterly exhausted from doing NOTHING for the whole entire day.
They’re back, and it must have been fun and drama free even though Lindsay, Kyle and Amanda were in the party, because they all come home in a great mood. Yes, I said they ALL come home in a great mood. Tipsy, but no one is lashing out or needing carried.
Next morning, Ciara is wiping off the coffee table. It was all over Twitter Monday night and Tuesday after this episode aired that NO ONE could believe she was doing something.
Random fashion moment – Does Paige wear anything else besides matching long flared pants and crop tops? The looks is cute on her, but jeez, enough! Put on some cut-offs and a tank top. I’m sure you can borrow a pair from Amanda! Is this a brand she endorses? Probably.
They talk about Paige’s upcomimg ‘Access Hollywood’ fashion gig thing that she’s doing, and Ciara will be a model. Ciara says that she’s “not doing a damned thing!” Yes, we know, girl, we know!” She goes on to give herself kudos for moving to NYC “all by herself.” And her focus has been on decorating her apartment. So ya know, who has time for like, a JOB, when there’s a two room apartment needing furnishing. Like how do non-reality stars even DO IT? Some people buy a whole ass damned fucking HOUSE, and pack, move, get settled and “decorate” with whining kids, a narcissist husband bitching that’s impossible to please, and a dog! (the dog being the LEAST of the problem) All while having a job, which by the way, I was getting tormented and Mean Girled every day by two unattractive overweight jealous women. It really is sometimes hard to sit and listen to these spoiled Housewives and Bravo people. Yet I continue to torcher myself. Okay so good for you Ciara, wouldn’t want you to tire your pretty l self out or anything.
Not to keep picking on her, but also people on SM were making fun of Ciara for saying she doesn’t want be a nurse anymore because she’s “tired of watching people dying.”
One Tweeter pointed out that there are plenty of areas of nursing, where she wouldn’t be “watching people die” (she’s only 25! I could see someone saying this that has been an RN for many years, and is feeling burnt out) If she’s just over it, and wants to be an influencer or reality star, just say that! Viewers aren’t dumb, and aren’t actually going to believe every single RN position involves having to “watch people die.”
I like Ciara, I think she’s gorgeous and not a bad person, but honestly she seems very lazy, and I think that is a big part of it. In an episode a few weeks ago, it seemed apparent she has NO INTENTION of getting a nursing job when she was wasting that woman’s time that was interviewing her. Again it’s okay, but just say it! Why do these Bravolebrities think the viewers are stupid ? Danielle and Paige encourage her to “just model” till she figures it all out.
So she’s tired of nursing and watching people die, so she moves to New York City? I honestly thought that is what she was going to say. (Due to the high crime rate/murders and all, in case you live in a cave and haven’t heard. Literally just a brutal murder in Queens, and a subway shooting.)
Kyle tells Amanda, who really seems to be more involved in the details of wedding planning, more so than lazy ass oblivious Amanda (is it this age range? I feel like it is. Ya know, everyone gets a trophy for just showing up) Kyle says he doesn’t want to “do anything last minute with the wedding” as they’re absolutely doing EVERYTHING last minute. (the wedding is in 3 weeks, what an idiot) The actual complication that these two are making out of planning a back yard wedding is mind boggling.
With Kyle busy with the business, why in the HELL is Amanda not taking the bull by the horns with this wedding? Usually girls are into this shit, I thought? I didn’t have a big wedding I don’t know first hand, but I feel like I WOULD have been into it. Of course I was marrying an asshole too, so maybe not. I think that is some of her problem.
She acts like a baby. She tells Kyle her dad handles her finances, and all she knows is what’s in her account. For some reason Kyle has to consult with her fucking daddy about this prenup, to protect HIS business. I get a woman discussing it with her parents. But just the way she presented that “he NEEDS to talk to her dad…” Seemed more like he had to make sure daddy approves? It just seemed so 1950. I don’t know. I was seeing mixed reviews on social media. Kyle is clearly afraid of her him, and says “he’s not looking forward to the conversation, but it needs done.”
He says in his yap about Amanda being a fucking dumbass (doesn’t say that exactly) and does NOTHING for herself, and he doesn’t want to talk to Daddy Warbucks sounding “unprepared.”
Again – Spoiler alert – Kyle – you ARE unprepared. You’re just bringing this up NOW, 4 weeks before the wedding, and you don’t even have an attorney ! He says he doesn’t know if it’s “something that they really believe in?” Like who cares Kyle, what her 1950’s mommy and daddy “believe in” or not?
Amanda says, “if it worries you that much, then we shouldn’t be doing a pre nup.”
I think if he’s worried, that’s the exact reason TO BE doing a pre nup. I didn’t used to think this girl was a complete airhead. Now I do. These two are just ridiculous. I don’t know who the bigger dumbass and wimp are sometimes. She just wants it all to go away so she doesn’t have to deal with anything. Oh, and she will be taking Loverboy when they split up.
I previously said “half” as kind of a joke, before she confirmed it, now I think she knows this marriage is in the can, before it even gets started, and she wants it ALL. Don’t know what she would do with it once she got it. Ridiculous. These two are disorganized AF and ridiculous. I think they ended up not even doing it, based on what I have been seeing on Twitter and the FB Chat pages. Guess the spoiled little brat got her way.
Amanda says “you HAVE to talk to my dad.” No, actually he really doesn’t Amanda. He’s marrying you, not your fucking dad. You’re an adult. Act like it. If she wants to run it by her parents fine, I get that. But ORDERING Kyle to “talk to her dad” because she, at 30 years old, is too fucking dumb, lazy whatever, to research, and handle it herself, with this man she’s about to marry, is just beyond absurd.
Paige is doing this fashion segment thing g for Access Hollywood with Ciara as her model. She freezes when the cameras start rolling. Then remembers what she is supposed to do, and why she is here. Tennis looks are the thing, apparently, even if you’re not playing tennis?
I may be skipping that trend. Maybe it’s gone already since this was filmed last year. I don’t hang around the Hampstons or anything, but I’ve never seen anyone dressed like this.
Amanda is wearing those awful denim shorts again. Or are these other awful denim shorts? Kyle and Amanda are just so fucking clueless when it comes to this backyard wedding planning that I feel like I could do in my sleep. Not to mention, normal couples are like, I don’t know, what’s the word? Oh I know, excited for their wedding day (brides are anyway – it’s a girl thing, guys just kind of show up – hopefully.)
Her dad walks in and expresses concern about everything that these two ( or Amanda – sorry not to sound sexist, I just think with Kyle, and the weight of the world on his shoulders, busy, ya know, earning money, that Amanda could take over planning her fucking wedding!) My God. This is frustrating to sit here and watch these girls doing absolutely NOTHING all day, and STILL complaining.
Amanda gives him an absolute DUMBFOUNDED look, when he asks about unanswered emails, like “what ? what day is it? Who’s getting married ? Oh – me, that’s right!!” Like you just wanna smack her. They don’t even have music or food squared away? She doesn’t care about the music? Or the food? Wedding is in 3 weeks? In a back yard? How long has this been being planned ? These two are useless. Kyle gives her kudos that “she has put thought into the songs she wants.” Okay Amanda, GOOD JOB!! What did that take you, like ten minutes? She proudly shows Daddy a booklet that I guess she has the songs written down in. He doesn’t care about her stupid little composition book.
They don’t even have their licenses done. When drilled about that, Kyle goes into his same speech of how “busy and tired he is, fours hours of sleep…” But they have time to run to the Hamptons every weekend. Like I think “the show would go on” if these two ding dongs took a weekend off from Summer House to stay home, and like, I don’t know, plan this fucking wedding. and answer some emails. Her dad tells them “they’re running out of time.” Yeah, dude, no shit. Hey well, good thing they’re not doing anything last minute. Amanda says in her yap, “she doesn’t know what she would do without her parents doing every fucking thing for her.” Well you would have to do things for yourself and not lie around in bed or on the couch all day, Amanda, for starters.
Well they have the really hard job, of sitting here and eating cake now. Amanda might need a nap.
The cake lady comes, and I agree with her dad with the cake, yes you two PROCRASTINATORS decide TONIGHT on the cake for chrissakes. Do ONE dang thing. Doesn’t seem like they end up deciding on one. I can just foresee next episode now. “Oh my God, Kyle, we stilllll didn’t decide on the cake, we need to cross that off the list…Kyle, can you take care of that, while I lie here in bed all day?” Morons.
Kyle looks really happy that lazy Amanda made a salad.
Daddy asks if they’re ready, and I think he means wedding logistics and finances. Not emotions. We already know you’re not emotionally ready, guys, we’ve been watching this train wreck relationship unfold before our eyes every Monday night. We know you hate each other. This wedding shouldn’t even be happening. What a ridiculous waste of time and money. Hopefully the food will at least be good. If they ever get around to getting back with the caterer. Amanda looks clueless. Wow I gave this girl way more credit than she deserves.
Since her dad brought up their finances, which by the way, I don’t think this is normal in the year 2022. Daddy asks them who is going to take care and paying for what. Kyle starts talking about his favorite subject, this loan that he took out for the business, that we hear about, every single week. Every single week. And then he goes into the pre nup. I like how he always blames “the investors.”
Are her dad’s teeth really bad? I keep trying to get a better look, but he never fully shows them. Sign that they’re probably really bad. They look rotten and weird. If they’re loaded, he can’t take care of that?
“What’s the purpose of a pre-nup?” Her dad asks, “what’s the purpose?” Thought he was a business guy? Is he an idiot ?? Then he says they’ll be talking to an attorney to know how “we handle it.” We?? Who the hell is Kyle marrying ? Amanda or her dad? Isn’t Amanda a grown ass adult ?
Her mom has the same dumb founded look on her face that Amanda constantly has. Apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
Kyle had to sign an agreement to reimburse them if the wedding gets called off ? Never freaking mind the fact your daughter is marrying a dude that you feel that this is necessary to do.
So what’s the purpose of a pre nup, he asks? To protect his cute button downs dude! He has a fucking business that he started from scratch? Maybe? Kyle says if the business goes under, he would be screwed. Daddy Dearest wants to know if Amanda would “be screwed too?” How would that be unless her name is on the loans? Which I really don’t think it is? Dude this is Kyle’s business, not your half with 1950 Housewife kid?? Am I being off my rocker for finding this whole scene disturbing? I feel like I’m watching a 1950’s sitcom right now. Only it’s not funny!
Daddy doesn’t seem to understand this isn’t about his little dingbat princess and grampy’s trust fund. It’s about Kyle’s fucking business, that he has sunk millions into, not to mention ALL OF THE TIME he h as invested. Daddy talks to Kyle about Amanda like she’s five, and not like she’s an adult, and sitting right there.
Is it just me that is getting this frustrated over this scene and this pretentious asshole? They are now talking about who pays what bills? They try to make a joke that falls flat, about her leaving the lights on. I would say since Amanda doesn’t have a job, and contributes minimally to Loverboy, that it’s safe to say that everything is on Kyle’s shoulders.
I like when she says “weeeeeee are paying it out of HIS account.” She doesn’t even realize what she just said there, and how telling that is, that she doesn’t want to lift a fucking finger as soon as these wedding vows are uttered.
And surprise, surprise, he has to actually also physically make sure things are paid for the little Princess. Daddy morphs into a time period many many moons ago, and says “he does it, and she feeds me and washes my clothes.” I get it there are a lot of marriages where the husband works, and the woman does not. No biggie. I just think he could have said that differently, without making his wife feel like she’s not capable of paying an electric bill, and is basically his maid. Or not said it at all.
You can see where Amanda gets her mentality of wanting to not work, not contribute, and just pretending to be working for Loverboy.
But the funnier/sadder part is when Kyle says, “When do I get meals and laundry?” Amanda looks uncomfortable. She looks like a deer in the headlights, or like a five-year old who was told she can’t have cookies for dinner.
So say what you want about Kyle, I don’t always like the way he acts either, but you do sort of see where his anger and frustration comes from with her.
She can’t even be in charge dinner, when she’s not working, nor is she doing wedding planning? So confused. Her mom smiles uncomfortably as if she thinks that’s so fucking cute. It’s not cute. These two are going to be in divorce court in two years if Amanda doesn’t step up to the plate and contribute SOMETHING to this marriage. These very old school parents of hers, who honestly don’t seem to be that old, just want her “married off.” This is sad.
That’s when he mentions gramp’s trust, and another joke falls flat with her no-nonsense dad, when Amanda says “we’re going to hide it” or something. I highly doubt Kyle is going to try to take this spoiled little brat’s “trust fund” when they get divorced. (yes, when) It’s going to be Amanda going for blood with Loverboy. It’s painfully obvious with some of the things she’s been saying.
Again, “crossing things off the list” is Amanda’s favorite thing to say, and NOT do. She then guzzles her wine. That very uncomfortable scene is over.
My God. You honestly have to watch it twice to see how cringy and awkward it was. i didn’t think it was that bad the first time I watched it,
Great, yay, another theme party. As cute as the prom thing is, this is getting very juvenile. I’m all for themes, but they’re supposed to be like a once in a while thing. That’s what makes them fun.
Carl, Kyle and Lindsay are pushing 40 for crying out loud. We don’t need a theme party every single week. And they don’t need to pretend they’re going to the prom. Paige and Ciara ask about the Lindsay/Ahmed thing. Mya says that they’re “taking a break.” Since they only met two weeks ago, I think the correct term is they’re just done. ‘Taking a break’ is what you say when you’re in an actual long relationship, and things are going south.
Lindsay is trippin. This girl is in her own pathtetic world where she really believes that she is normal. She tells Danielle she’s they’re “trying to figure out how to communicate with each other…” Does she know how ridiculous this all sounds? Here’s a tip Linds, how about ya don’t yell, scream and hang up on a dude you just started dating? I’m no expert or anything, but fuck me, this girl is out there! Danielle would probably be a better friend if she didn’t enable her like this. Of all the things to say, she tells her to “keep being herself” Sure yeah, that’s great advice. Keep screaming. At dudes. You. Just. Met. Could Danielle kiss her ass like, anymore? And again, this is, “The best summer of her life!” I really didn’t know girls actually said that past the age of like, 22. She’s 35.
Kyle is on his phone and tells Miss Good- for -Nothing, that their florist just canceled. I actually have never heard of anyone, ever that their florist just “backs out” of their wedding. Amanda’s very profound helpful remark to that is, “we’re three weeks out.” Now we just need her to say, “crossing things off the list” And that is the sad extent of Amanda’s contributions.
Florist probably backed out because these two are so disorganized and didn’t want to bother with them anymore. They had to be so annoying, for a florist to back out completely. Kyle looks concerned, Amanda does not. The others begin to arrive.
Paige almost jumped up on Andrea, then changed her mind. She loves her jumping up on guys ALMOST as much as Lindsay does. Maybe since ya know, she and Craig are “going steady” she better not jump on Andrea. I mean they’re “not hooking up with other people.” Love how this took place via text.
Luke has a date to prom. So happy for him! I guess. We didn’t really hear much from him all season. No Luke drama at all. Without Hannah crushing on him, and him stringing her along, then telling her to get lost, guess he doesn’t have much of a “story line.”
Lindsay and Carl are prom dates. So maybe this is how it all starts? I just looked it up, and it looks like they ARE still together. I’d like to say I’m not surprised, but I kind of am. I just didn’t think Carl, with his new found sobriety, would want to deal with Lindsay, day in and day out. Just watching her past relationships, it seems like she gets REALLY REALLY mad at her dudes, for REALLY REALLY stupid reasons. Carl doesn’t need that shit.
They’re going out to dinner. Why is Kyle having to deal with the flowers and not Amanda? It’s flowers. Doesn’t Amanda care? He is feverishly researching on his phone, on the way to dinner, while Amanda sits there with her thumbs up her asshole talking about her prom outfit. Which sounds horrific by the way. A ‘tuxedo suit’ situation? Girl why ? Does this mean Kyle is wearing a gown? He talks in his yap about the convo in the car being what they’re all wearing, but it’s seriously, like displaced anger. Amanda is the one he should be frustrated with. His partner that should be helping to find a florist for her fucking wedding! Why is this girl even getting married? Oh I know so she can put her feet up and do nothing the rest of her life. So she thinks.
They all order Espresso Martinis. That bartender probably hated his/her life when they got that order. Making Ten Espresso Martini’s. Can you imagine?
I just did a Raspberry/Chocolate Espresso Martini on my TikTok. I’ll have to put it in my Recipe category on my site. I’ve been busy with these TikToks and ignoring putting the recipes on my site. Follow me on TikTok! @reneeronero. I think I do have some other Espresso martinis currently up. Those are so fun to play with. You can do flavored coffees, flavored vodka, different flavored liqueurs, to give them a little something extra. Use your imagination !
Amanda scolds Kyle for sucking down his drink when no one else has even finished theirs. Luke asks about Lindsay’s dude. Lindsay said they’re “putting a pin in it.” She is using it correctly. Unlike Shannon on OC. (However I did agree with her that Gina needed to have her ego popped. Not with a pin though. With a dagger.) Paige asks if it worries her that there have been three confrontations so far. Uhhh does she know who has been the aggressor of these confrontations? Not the dude. And here we go again, everyone harassing Lindsay about her strange dating antics. Which she doesn’t want to hear because she has having “the best summer everrrrrrr!” Carl smirks, like “here we go again.” This is starting to feel like there’s a little bit of an obsession with her life. Like just drop it, guys. She doesn’t listen, nor does she take well to constructive criticism. Let her sleep around and scream at dudes she just met. Who cares. Of course Danielle, you can tell is going to be all in on this, more than she needs to be. Kyle feels the need to blurt out that she had a miscarriage. I think he has a point, that this is why she’s acting out. But the delivery and timing were just all bad.
He mumbles under his breath, and Amanda proceeds to talk to him like he’s a child. She tells him to be “polite and kind.” and he says he’s more polite and kind than she is, which isn’t really true, but then he says something that is true, “that she is in her own little world.” Truth she is, but if he’s frustrated with her about the florist situation, he should have spoken to her privately about it, and suggested they stay back from dinner, order in, and they BOTH attack this flower situation. They could at least get some emails sent out? I’m sure small business owners check their emails on the weekends.
See why don’t people just ask ME what to do? My life is in shambles, but I can solve everyone else’s problems. No problem! Amanda continues to poke and prod at him instead of just letting him cool off. Who suggested they sit together? This is why they don’t sit together! This is going to be so fucking bad so fucking fast. Quickly has turned into the dinner from hell. Kyle having a meltdown, Amanda is crying. She’s done. ” D – O – N – E.” Hey she can spell ‘done.’
Lindsay does have a point about Luke, also single, and no one is questioning him. He hasn’t been bringing random chicks back to the house every week either. Anyway Luke seems HAPPY to have the floor, and starts talking about Nicole, since Carl asked, who is seeing where this is all going, and is wanting to change the subject, desperately. Nice try though, because he really goes all in on exmplaining when where how he met this girl, and literally most of them start engaging in their side arguments and conversations, and literally the only ones trying to listen are Alex and Carl, and they can’t really hear him. It’s kind of funny. You do sorta feel bad for him, sorta. Totally is reminding me of a typical Housewife vaca dinner where everyone starts having meltdowns like toddlers. He even bitches that no one is listening, and still no one is listening. I’m literally laughing out loud. This is hilarious. And funnier the second time around. Kyle who is feeling toasty. He probably guzzled 4 espresso martinis at this point. (I don’t know how people drink those at night, I have to make them or order them with decaf) So he POUNDS on the table. Amanda is now really crying (she had already been sobbing) and leaves the table. Does he go after her? Silly! No – he does not! Ciara goes after her though. Kyle bitches about how everyone was talking amongst themselves while Luke was speaking, Luke should realize he was asked about this chick has a diversion because Carl, who of course is stone cold sober, could see things were getting ready to go left. Paige calls Kyle the dictator of the table. Now he runs off. Doesn’t go to check on his fiance, but goes to have his little hissy off in a corner somewhere. (So let me get this straight, they’re both off separately having meltdowns…) Match made in heaven!!
Amanda is crying to Ciara. Ciara assures her she’s overwhelmed. Ciara, she’s NOT overwhelmed. She sits on her fucking ass waiting for Kyle and/or her daddy to do everything for her. That’s rich. Kyle IS actually overwhelmed.
The bro’s Carl and Luke follow Kyle. Carl tries to tell him pounding on the table is somewhat inappropriate. Then he proceeds to reenact the table pounding for whatever reason. Carl, is like “dude we know, we were there, no need to demonstrate.”
Kyle and Amanda come back to the table, as the food is arriving and literally don’t even look at each other. This is such an unhealthy relationship. You can tell Kyle is still seething, and Amanda is still on the verge of crying again. This really is sad to watch. I can’t believe they went through with that wedding.
Kyle announces to the group he’s “sorry for hitting the table.” And he should have stopped there. ‘But’ he doesn’t. Anytime an apology is followed up with a “but” it’s not an apology. Then it just becomes an explanation. And then it sounds like you’re not really sorry, and you think what you did was justified. So he goes on about all of his business problems, debts, and yes, the florist canceling. Amanda has just checked out. Everyone is looking down while he goes on with this bullshit non-apology. Mistake # 47 of the evening with these two, Amanda can’t just keep her mouth shut. We are sick of seeing them argue.
She says “you don’t always practice what you preach, and that gets frustrating.” And again, Like Kyle, she should have stopped there, since they’re in front of all their friends, and everyone is already feeling awkward supporting these two, and when they start arguing in front of them constantly.
They just have NO respect for each other, and have no problem throwing each other under the bus in front of everyone. She goes on and completely humiliates him by saying that he is driving everyone goddamned fucking crazy. Again, not the time or place.
So what happens? He has another meltdown about all of his stressors. And these two could not look more disconnected.
He storms off and for whatever reason, Danielle thinks she needs to get up and guard him from leaving.
Why Danielle? He needs to go, let him go, before those two kill each other.
There were a lot of filets ordered, so pretty sure there are sharp knives at the table.
What’s the good news?
We have this ‘prom’ to deal with next week, guys.
Just kidding. Not good news. Then the wedding. Also not good news.
