Ended last week with the convo where Danielle is sharing with Ciara and Paige, about Kyle bitching to her about Amanda.
Paige wants to address it with Amanda at some point. Not tonight. Thank God not tonight. I mean if this was Real Housewives of Anywhere, it would be addressed right now.
Now Kyle is slur bitching to Robert about Amanda. He just unloads to anyone who will listen for two minutes. He’s making such a fool out of both of them.
What is with this red room? Luke “shows” it to one of the randoms at the party. It looks like Noella’s sex dungeon on OC.
Amanda is talking to other guys. Andrea takes two chicks to the “red room.” Not sure what went on there. Some chick approaches Ciara about hooking up. She’s not very cute. Possibly Ciara is thinking, “if I were to do a chick, it wouldn’t be you.“
Party is over. (it needs to be over) and Amanda doesn’t beat around the bush and tells everyone to get the hell out. It’s Bondage Party Closing Time. “You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here…”
Paige calls Craig and he bitches about her kissing/making out/whatever (for “like a second”) with Andrea. I thought they have been doing a lot more than that? I don’t know. I’m losing track. She starts sobbing about her dilemma of two dudes wanting her. Who feels sorry for her ? I think no one.
A lot of Loverboy is getting dumped out. Do they all just carry this crap around to make it look like they actually drink it?
Carl learned that the blind fold kiss was courtesy of Ciara, and said it was totally hott, and Alex gets pouty.
It’s the next morning and Amanda and the rest of the girls are outside chatting. Danielle, looking very smug and almost pleased with herself, of all things, she asks her if there will be wedding planning activities going on this week, which was kind of a shitty segway into telling them her fiance is talking shit on her. Amanda seems not into this wedding planning even at all. Danielle asks if they are more in “sync at home.” Amanda is nice, and says “what do you mean?” but looks at her more like “none of your fucking business bitch” (I don’t think they’re that close, so this was kind of personal) She finally says what she’s been DYING to say, and tells her the things that Kyle has been saying to her. Paige chimes in and lets her know they love her and they don’t deserve this. Amanda more less defends him. She is visibly upset and pissed off. Danielle continues to look at her with this weird look, like Amanda has six heads. I think she is just nosy and doesn’t care at all. Mya tells her how difficult it was for her to end her engagement. I don’t think that is what Amanda needs to hear right now.
I know it’s being filmed for TV and all, so we’re all seeing this, but should this have been done in front of the whole group? I just think in the moment it would not have been so humiliating for her. Especially with Danielle and her smirks she’s trying to hide. I thought Paige was going to do it privately since she is really he actual friend? I can’t put my finger on the way Danielle is gawking at Amanda while this is being discussed. I guess very judgey, and like she really pities her.
She’s still in a new relationship and it’s her first in like ten years. She has no clue. Lose the judgment Danielle.
Kyle approaches, and senses they’re talking about him. The rest of the girls walk away, and Kyle does sort of a shitty job of apologizing and making her feel better. She acts to me, like she cannot even stand him coming near her. She tries to leave. Why don’t they call this off? Stop blaming the fact that they don’t get along on the stress of “planning three weddings,” Loverboy, and the weather, and whatever.
I just don’t think they’re into each other anymore.
The dudes are in the house and bored. Go play with yourselves or something.
Kyle tries to blame Danielle stating that Amanda doesn’t seem happy. Kyle is always the one that instigates the bitching. Man up dude. If you’re going to say shitty things, then own it. He cries. He says he’s going to do “whatever it takes.” He tells her what she wants to hear.
Now Kyle’s birthday is up, and Amanda is like ‘yeah whatever’ about it, when Carl is telling her the plans he made. I do NOT blame her. Hers was just 2 weeks ago, and he went out of his way not one little bit, to do anything go make it special. And it was even her 30th.
I fussed and fussed about my ex’s birthday when we were together, made him a fabulous dinner and cake. And I when it was mine, wah wah wah. NOTHING. Nothing planned, not even a small thoughtful gift. Even went so far as to take me to ANOTHER’S birthday party on MY birthday weekend. I’m not making this up. What girl wants that? It’s MY damned day. How dare someone else have the same birthday!! Guys suck.
Amanda and Kyle talk upstairs and Amanda seems more concerned about what everyone thinks, and that the rest of the group is “happy for them.” I get it, she’s embarrassed, but he needs to be better, for the sake her sanity and happiness. Not theirs. And if Amanda is not holding up her end on the Loverboy front, causing him additional stress, then she needs to work on that. Kyle cries. Dude the man tears need to stop. Also they’re very much croc tears.
Listen to me, sounding all relationship expert – y. It’s always easy to give advice to someone else right?
I have to admit, I sort of didn’t miss Lindsay at all.
Back in the city, Carl is meeting his date. She’s cute, but even if we didn’t know he’s with Lindsay, I would still say that I just am not seeing chemistry nor connection, other then he keeps saying that he admires how she’s not a big drinker.
Lindsay has an appointment to freeze her eggs. She has tons of 28 year-old eggs the doctor tells her. She goes nuts. Or eggs.
Kyle calls his mom, about relationship problems. He seeks her advice, and she gives it, without a full understanding of their actual problems. So her advice isn’t really good. Or helpful. She ends by telling him she was hanging topless in Greece shortly before her wedding with his dad. Gee, Thanks Mom.
But I guess she really doesn’t know the extent of their problems either.
Kyle’s birthday celly in the city that never sleeps for Kyle. They’re even drinking ‘Loverboy’ at the restaurant? We get it Kyle. I was going to actually try it, but it’s not available in my area, and I’m not willing to order a whole dang case online. I’m not. Then I’m stuck with a whole case of the crap. What if I hate it?
I was getting mixed reviews when I asked for opinions on a Bravo FB chat page.
Amanda is committed to the oversize men’s blazer look this summer.
Kyle is wearing a pink and purple flowered shirt. The sty looks better anyway.
Everyone is wearing blazers. Is this a thing? Do I need a blazer?
Everett, a ghost from Summers past is making an appearance at Kyle’s party. Seems he and Lindsay mended fences and after at a very tumultuous on-again-off-again relationship are actually friends and comfortable to be around each other. He just bought his new chick a ring, and will be proposing.
Lindsay is genuinely happy for him.
Kyle walks around trying to sell his relationship to people.
Kyle is of course feeling no pain, and stands up to make what should have been a ‘Thank You/Glad You Came Out to Celebrate Me/You’re Such Great Friends’ warm and fuzzy speech, but ends up bitching to everyone to mind their fucking beeswax about their relationship. Amanda really tries to keep him from crashing and burning, but to no avail. It comes out NOT exactly as he intended, ( I assume) since he’s a bad communicator and probably drank a case of Loverboy. . It was weird. Amanda is pissed and storms off. Kyle stands there looking stupid. What is wrong with this man? To be fair, he was blabbing about their issues to Danielle. Did he really think that she wasn’t going to tell everyone?
Speaking of her, again, the satisfied cat that swallowed the canary look on her face? What is wrong with this chick? This is the same look I’ll have when Robert dumps her dumb ass. Everyone looks in shock. Danielle looks happy.
Is there such a thing as a normal fucking guy???
Like what goes so horribly wrong in the womb??
