Starts off with Taylor bitching to Kathryn backstage that “he hasn’t worked a day in his life, he’s not going to work for a relationship.” Probably good point. Then she goes on with that infamous Kim K quote, that I do agree with, but at the same time, you have to chuckle about her getting on that soapbox, how hard has she actually had to ‘work’? I think was the controversy surrounding her making that statement.
Anyway, still backstage, Leva calling Kathryn erratic, is the pot calling the kettle black. And there’s no need to ridicule her spray tan. Everyone gets them. She’s red head and very fair, which makes her look really pale on camera. So she got a spray tan. Oh my God!!!
We could ridicule NaHOmie walking around all season in tube tops and sports bras if we’re playing that game. (as I have been) Or Leva coming to the formal Winter Wonderland Party looking like she’s going to a barbecue. But okay, Kathryn got a spray tan.
SHOCKED Naomie doesn’t have her titties out for the reunion, actually.
I’m not sure what’s going on with these two acting like their shit doesn’t stink, for lack of a more eloquent phrase. Naomie was fucking Whitney, then dropped him like a hot potato as soon filming stopped, and Leva, I assume has her holier than thou attitude, since she somehow talked Bravo into giving her her own show. Which no one seems excited to watch, from what I am reading, but we’ll see.
Venita, Craig, Naomie dynamic, issues. Craig says he appreciated Venita sticking up for him when no one else really was.
NaHOmie is super flippant and dismissive stating “my feelings were hurt, and I just reacted.” “Of course I regret it.” Doesn’t look like she regrets it.
“I said how I felt, Venita apologized (only Venita has to apologize?) doesn’t mean our friendship is exactly the same.” Really, over that very minor incident, your ten year friendship is “not exactly the same?” Sounds like NaHOmie has full on written her off.
Andy points out to Venita “your friendships didn’t survive the season.” (NaHOmie, MADison, Lava) Although I definitely didn’t care for her the first part of the season, I can’t really deny that, I said what I said. The whole race baiting campaign she was on, totally rubbed me the wrong way.
Venita looks sad and because I am a human being, and can feel sympathy and empathty for another human, flaws and all, she looks so sad and forlorn as she recaps why everyone is mad at her.
Madison is not accepting her apology. They flash toVenita talking a little shit on her, nothing too terrible, but the main focus of her anger seems to be the alleged ‘phone snatching’ drama. Which I belive Lava intentionally manufactured. She KNEW if she bitched about Madison to Venita, she would tell her. And her loyalty SHOULD have been to Madison. (although don’t think MADison deserves it) Her mistake was trying to cover it up with Leva instead of just saying, yeah I told her what you said, she’s my friend.
Naomie just looks down. I’m not sure why Leva is even mad at her. If she’s mad she told Madison she was talking shit on her, that’s just so fucking stupid. She knew she would tell her. I’m kind of feeling like Leva and NaoHOmi set her up. Sorry, that’s just how it ‘s looking.
Naomie’s reaction to her just saying ‘consider Craig’s feelings’ or whatever, and then NaHOmie telling her to “just shut up!” was so petty and despicable to do to a good friend.
Leva so knew she would run to Madison with her message calling Madison ‘dumb.’ Looks like a set-up to me.
Then in her desparation to not have Leva mad at her about it, she lied and said “Madison snatched her phone from her hand.”
What I don’t know is why? Are THEY the true racists? So while she was running around accusing Kathryn and Olivia of being racist, those two were planning and scheming of how to “take down Venita” by the end of the season. Isn’t it ironic? She’s not a horrible person or anything. It’s not like she’s Rinna.
Naomie is forced to explain, in a viewer question, if she was “more terrified to move back to Charleston with her tail between her legs (soon to be replaced by Craig’s and Whitney’s dicks) or coming back to the show and facing the cast that you turned your back on?”
She claims she didn’t turn her back on everyone, Kathryn pipes in with her take “when she left she dissed the whole franchise, saying negative things about the cast and what the show was about.”
Naomie said it was more personal to Kathryn, and not to everyone. Craig said she called him before hand to make sure it was okay since it was his thing, and she was only on it because of dating him. She gets a diss in about Kathryn just to be an asshole.
The Vegas hook-up. NaHOmie does that coy look that gets on my nerves so much. I just don’t know how, if you’re acting like a full on whore on TV, that the innocent coy face is appropriate. She should be exhibiting her super smug look that we know she does so well. Just smile and own the shit.
Honestly don’t want to even hear or recap the details, but it was a booty call, they tried to play it off the next day, by arriving to lunch separately. OMG Leva could tell, they thought that was so cute, it was so funny! yuck yuck yuck, no one cares.
Andy asked about the Paige status at the time of the hook-up. They weren’t exclusive at the time, Paige was still banging Andrea, which we know because it’s been discussed 8000 times.
Also discussed 8000 times Naomie’s other conquest, Whitney.
She tries to play off that she is the one that moved in on the poor guy, but Shep recounts how it all went down, according to Whitney and she’s like “probably.”
Probably??? Probably?? Yes Naomie, you PROBABLY are a heartless skank.
She doesn’t fucking remember how she schemed to get him into bed, so she could use him to get first chair, narrate the show, and be the ‘star??’
Isn’t that kind of being an actual WHORE? Having sex with someone for financial gain (to solidify her place on the show) and fame?? She sure as hell dropped his ass, as quick as she dropped her panties, as soon as the cameras went down, so do the math people.
And if you thought she couldn’t get deplorable enough, she plays this “both of our dads died” card and uses that as an excuse for seducing poor Whitney. If you’re an eternal life believer, are you all wondering, if her dad is looking down at her, so proud that she used his death to get some rich dick?
She claims it was a “slow kind of build.” Yeah ho, okay we don’t need to hear the gory details of sex with Whitney, NO ONE wants the gory details. Most viewers have been disgusted by your using of Whitney but whatever.
“We’re still great friends, it was nothing more than a great friendship that kind of turned for a second, then when right back.” Yes she said that. I didn’t make that up.
And the “turning for a second?” (a second? that doesn’t bode very well for Whitney’s performance does it?) Just was coincidental “the turn” happened during filming and “went right back” when filming was over. We got her number. Craig lets her know that Whitney really did like her. I believe he did too. I’m disappointed he didn’t call her out and how obvious that sounded. And shitty.
I feel kind of bad for Whitney. Don’t judge me, just a little. He got used by Kathryn, who was just looking for a loaded dude, and got used by NaHOmie for a story line and first chair.
Maybe he should consider dating women in his age range instead of 30 years younger. I’m sure he may still get used but, I don’t know, he should stop with the 20somethings. Shep too.
When Andy asked if they’re still dating she’s like, euuwww “no, no, no” and has a hard time keeping the look of disgust off of her face. Wow.
Craig is asked about it and he now claims he thought it was “great.” Which of course he did not think that. He was actually jealous. But I do kind of get the bro code thing. I’m not trying to be a buzzkill or a prude, but it was all just OFF to me. It was just obvious she was using him, for the infamous ‘story line’ and, of course, to make Craig jealous.
If she hadn’t fucked Craig and Whitney, what would she had even talked about?
We know nothing about what she does career or hobby wise. when she’s not busy begging her ex and her boss to fuck her?? Even right in the beginning of the season, begging Craig to meet her for coffee to gossip about Kathryn and Chleb. It’s clear she was wanting to come between Craig and Paige, and when that wasn’t working out, she went for Whitney.
Craig rips his pants in the crotch, somehow as he’s sitting there, and assures everyone he is wearing underwear. Okay so now that we’ve established that he’s wearing undies, can we get him to wear an undershirt under his dress shirt.
Maybe it’s a southern thing, I actually see Austen isn’t wearing one either, and neither is Andy for that matter. What is going on! It is a THING for dudes to wear a white t- shirt under their button downs! I’m not crazy.
Moving on, is Shep jealous of Craig’s success? Yes.
St. Simon’s trip and Craig’s blacked outness. He blames quitting taking adderall. He tries to explain the whole NaHomie thing and claims he wasn’t jealous, and I don’t know I think I dozed off for a minute.
Seating chart at his Christmas party – oh joy, this is so much more interesting. (NOT) He claims he thought it would be more chaotic if he was trying toitell people where to sit as opposed to seating themselves.
Most people I think feel like he opted to not have place cards to purposely create strife and confusion. Whatever. He wants to know why Leva came into his event with such a chip on her shoulder, if she’s always been supportive of him in the past.
Oh my God – her reply: She was ‘stressed’ because she has a child, and basically ‘runs an empire’ with her husband. Why didn’t someone say “well that’s your trigger!!”
So okay, she’s the only working mom in the history of moms. Any other working moms out there? Would you walk into a friend’s Company Christmas party and have a tantrum that you had to sit at another table, pout all through dinner about it, ridicule your friend/ host of the party to his employees, then yell that he doesn’t run his company when asked to stop? This chick. If she’s so exhausted from having ONE CHILD and ‘running an empire’ wouldn’t she be too tired to act like a dick at a party? If you’re that fucking tired, wouldn’t you want to have some wine and sit and relax and enjoy your free dinner?
No one should bother watching this series that showcases this bitch, and her shitty attitude. Supposed employees, I’m reading aren’t even actual employees, but actors hired to pretend to be. So, hard pass.
So it wasn’t inappropriate for her just to be ‘talking’ to Craig’s business partners, she points out, but inappropriate what she was saying to them. She denies saying he doesn’t run his business, which she did and they roll the footage. She stammers and stutters trying to justify yelling that he’s a clown in front of all of his employees, because she was so stressed that she was seated at another table.
“She put my business partners in an awkward spot by shit talking me.” Well yes Leva, you clown, that’s so inappropriate and childish !!
Andy asks her to own her part that she was acting aggressive. Leva says something about “my reaction if I get poked… Again, that’s YOUR trigger!!
“The seating arrangement wasn’t me poking you” Craig points out.
She thinks it was some sort of ‘pile-on.’ (oh you mean kind of what you all have done to Venita?) Craig says “that’s your problem. ” So he does sort of give her shit back to her.
There was no fucking ‘pile on.’ Even when NaHOmie was whining to her fuck boy that they were sitting at a different table, and should they just leave, he was looking at her like, “so fucking what.” And she didn’t leave. She should have left with her friend when Craig kicked her dumb ass out, actually.
If she was a real friend. Everything about her is fake.
Craig is forced to sort of act like it was his fault. It wasn’t. The final straw after all of the bitching and moaning and constipated faces done by those two, was when she was squatting down at the employees’ and his partners’ table shit talking him. And she wants to sit here and spin this around on it being Craig’s fault for “yelling at her so many times.”
Hag sit wayyyy down. She’s a miserable hag. I don’t like ‘er.
Andy, stop referring to her as ‘the mom in the group.’ Madison has a son, and Kathryn has two kids. She’s not special. I wish Bravo would stop trying to make Leva happen!! Andy says people are really excited about her stupid fake show. No, they’re not. And yes, we know she’s bossy, and annoying. She’s laughing at that, like it’s so awesome.
So we know, since most of us aren’t totally mentally challenged (just a little to be watching this shit in the first place) that Leva did her Bravo job, and earned her Bravo direct deposit, at Venita’s and Madison’s joint birthday by telling everyone to speak up about what they don’t like about someone at the table and why.
I love how Taylor likes to ridicule Shep because he’s “43 years old.” You were dating and fucking that ‘43 year old’ for two years so apparently the age difference didn’t bother you THAT much. Don’t date 40 year old’s then !! You’re only 27!
This comes out when Andy asks him if he thinks he wants kids one day. Also Taylor, news flash, dudes don’t really have the bio clock. He can impregnate a bitch at 70 if he chooses. And he dates only much younger women, so he has TONS of fucking time to procreate.
Anyway the point is, he says he may want to have kids one day, and that’s why she starts the age thing. She did it last week too.
So no one gets why her parents didn’t get upset with Shep when she says that they still “love him” after he called her an idiot for breaking his egg during the egg toss.
Maybe she should have elaborated on that answer instead of just shaking her head ‘no’ when asked if they were pissed at him. Like, no because I told them that wasn’t the norm, or no because they are very forgiving people… Something girl, so we’re not all sitting hear thinking you and your parents are a bunch of fucking doormats. It’s either that or that they’re desperate for their daughter to marry into money. Like is her mom ‘Big Kathy??’ (Beverly Hills reference)
Shep has a certain look on his face when he starts to feel embarrassed when Taylor calls him out. He always says “what are you talking about?” and has this fake puzzled look. Guess that’s one of his lines too, along with “I’m happy” and “are you crazy??”
She full on scolds him about how he speaks to his parents who love him and raised him, and mail him a fucking ‘paycheck’ in his mail box. He does the pretend to be puzzled thing – “when?”
Every fucking month you idiot. Everyone knows this. Thomas outed him on this years ago, and even if he hadn’t, it’s not hard to figure out. He doesn’t work. He doesn’t have a job, nor a business or anything.
He loafs around all day, every day. I know he has Bravo pay now, but in the beginning of SC I’m sure they were getting paid peanuts, and he didn’t work then either. I think there’s some fucking restaurant his parents bought him to ‘manage’ which he does nothing for. Not really a job. I think they showed the place one fucking time in the ten years since the show has been on. He’s not involved in the day to day, at all.
“No one holds him accountable” Taylor tells him.
“This is crazy.” There it is.
Taylor is going off, and very emotional. On social media there was commentary that she’s coming off as very immature (she’s 27) and should have maintained her composure. Keep in mind this is the first time she’s seen him since they broke up two months ago. So picture sitting across from your ex, only two months after a break-up, and he has this pompous emotionless expression on his face, denying shit that’s fucking true… yes she went a little off.
So I guess there was a little ‘boys trip’ to Texas where King Shep was literally waving his dick around, not figuratively waving his dick around like he usually does, and banged multiple strange women he just met.
Taylor finds this quite offensive that they just broke up two months prior. Which I get why she would take that badly. It is insulting. What she needs to understand, is that two months in girl time after a breakup, is like ten years in guys’ time. So quickly they forget your name and move on to the next.
We’re still grieving, because it’s a loss, even if the relationship was not the greatest towards the end, and they’re just looking for the next victim. Andy doesn’t get it. He needs to try to understand where she’s coming from and stop pointing out that Shep is single. Has be never been in a relationship?
Shep says he’s no longer in love with her. What a prick.
He’s mumbling under his breath to Olivia about how she “came after his mom and dad.” Whatever Shep. She just pointed out how you treat them disrespectfully and they allow it. Therefore you think it’s okay to treat everyone, even your girlfriend, disrespectfully. Pay attention. No one’s “coming after them.” Lose the drama.
I wonder if she got her job back? Andy addresses the ‘quit your job’ thing but he doesn’t really explain the nerve of having suggested his girlfriend quit her job, so they can travel extensively.
Then coming home, and being like yeah, status quo, still not getting engaged nor married. Psych!! Pretty sure she expected an engagement, either on the trip, or as soon as they returned home. Instead they get home, and he’s blacked out at bar and hitting on some random chick. Talk about disappointing.
I don’t think Taylor is THAT annoyed, as she’s trying to make it seem, about Shep paying for everything. I mean, she full on quit her job, at his request, knowing he was going to have to support her, so I think she feels like she needs to say that.
I don’t blame her for “not being mad about it” as they say now. I just wish she’d be real, and stop being pretend pissed about it.
Every time they show Madison she’s smirking. Even during Taylor’s breakdown. This chick has no soul. i feel bad for this kid who’s marrying her.
Venita doesn’t care about making up with NaHOmie. Love that. Okay well that’s a wrap on Southern Charm! I’m wondering if they’re filming now.
October is when they started last year, I think.
I predict NaHOmie bangs Shep next season. Looking like she’s just being passed around, like Kathryn.
And she’s so much better than Kathryn right??
Craig and Leva hug it out.
