Aren’t the Craig and Paige scenes hard to watch?
Is everyone looking for the clues how she was no longer interested?
It shouldn’t be hard. I was seeing them all last season.
Paige never seems to be available for the SC cast trips.
She has two photo shoots she CANNOT cancel.
In Paige’s sarcastic voice: “Photo shoots for WHAT?? Literally for what??”
Paige you’re like four feet and a weird AF shaped body. You’re no model.
Reschedule the fucking ‘photo shoot’ and go to the Bahamas.
You can tell Craig is disappointed and annoyed.
As if Madison had to have her arm twisted to go, even though she’s ‘so worried’ about Brett, who I guess is still flying back and forth from Cali every week to be a fireman.
Sienna is cute. I don’t know that I would call her stunning. She looks a lot like Lisa Bonet in her younger days.
“Love yas.” Paige couldn’t even tell Craig she loved him when they end the call.
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Why do the guys always go shopping before a trip? Guys do not shop for new clothes before trips.
He meets Molly at the boutique, and she happens to also try on a bikini and has it on as they convene in the dressing room to chat about Sienna.
She’s trying to be all sexy and cute and I don’t think he even notices she’s in a bikini. Brutal. I think she was waiting for him to notice her.
Shep is acting so weird. I have never seen him give any fuck about any girl, ever, in the entire nine years (God that’s depressing.)
This is the one he picks to be all gaga over? One that lives a 5 hour flight away, (never would have thought it would be that long of a flight) an entire 20 years younger than him, and likes to be aloof and unavailable. Clearly, challenge is some sort of turn-on for him. Every other chick that was into him basically threw themselves at him.
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Why always the suitcase packing scenes?
Venita is a no-show at the airport.
Shep immediately calls Miss Priss from the luggage carousel multiple times like a psycho until she answers.
She doesn’t bother meeting him a the airport because she does not care. She finally answers and says she’ll stop at his hotel ‘a little later.’
I do think Taylor has officially moved on from Shep.
I don’t think a necklace with a shark tooth qualifies as “a really nice necklace” Shep, that girl is going to shove that tooth right up your nostril.
And I am here for it.
Madison is overdoing everything. Over did the boobs over did the teeth, over doing the lips, too much hair extension going on. She’s so teeny tiny and all of this shit is totally swallowing her. She looks so unnatural.
Craig has a hissy at the hotel for having to share a room with someone.
He does the Ubah on RHONY thing and says “we’re not poor, we should have our own rooms”
That is such a condescending and pretentious thing to say to the Bravoverse.
Guys these trips are FREE, these accommodations are ridiculous, and they’re only there for a few days. It’s so asinine.
They spend way too much time talking about Craig being mad about the room.
He asks if they’re getting food, so maybe he’s just hangry.
No explanation as to why Venita missed the flight. Maybe she wants to arrive with JT who said he’s coming a day late.
Madison’s Sienna/Santa joke WAS pretty funny.
Taylor presses Shep about this fake relationship with this girl.
So Shep doesn’t even know if this chick is going out or hooking up with other guys. I’ve never heard anyone answer “I know on MY side…” when asked if they’re exclusive.
Exclusive on YOUR side? What kind of weird relationship is this?
He’s just assuming this girl is faithful, that’s young enough to be his daughter, that lives in the Bahamas, that he met online on a site where women go for guys with money. Okay Shep. Delusional much?
Taylor and Shep bicker about Taylor’s dude. Again.
Shep is insanely jealous that she’s trying to move on. He wants her pining away for him. And she’s just not.
I guess since Craig has some food in his wittle bewwy he’s calmed down about sharing a room.
He and Austen discuss their outfits. I mean, really, these guys literally act like girls.
Craig is living on the edge and wearing flip-flops with Paige does not allow.
Shep discusses the product he used in his hair, and Craig lovingly brushes it for him.
These guys – I canNOT.
Shep is freaking out at her arrival, and she walks in cool as a cucumber. He wants her to help him ‘choose an outfit.’
She actually seems excited in the hallway, then her demeanor totally changes to indifferent when she walks into the room.
Craig says in his yap that he picks up on her aura/energy and it’s not good.
This poor bellhop trying to bring these gift bags in, can’t someone get them?
He doesn’t know what the hell to do with them. Shep was nice in taking them from him finally so he can get the eff outta there.
I think when she asks Shep “do you have anything floral?” she was kidding. He answers, “yes.”
Not to sound like Craig or anything, but I don’t even pick up any attraction or sexual energy between them.
She actually looks awkward and skeeved out by him. Poor Shepherd.
You almost wanna feel bad for him.
I don’t think she’s loving him telling her she lost weight and now “they’re both skinny.” This man has NO GAME.
She doesn’t really choose his shirt, she says fine to the first thing he shows her and quickly wants to get the hell out of the room while he’s changing.
I literally don’t know what’s wrong with this girl. This was filmed over the summer, and it’s hard to believe they didn’t break up until December.
He put up with this fraudster for like six more months?
