Whitney is having his typical boys night over for a dinner party thing again. Weird.
Shep continues to sort of taunt Taylor by insisting that they try to be friends and have outings together.
They take the pups on a walk at the beach. It would be cute if it just wasn’t. Little Craig is getting chunky. Shep needs to walk him more.
Taylor clearly looks uncomfortable. They make small talk about Olivia. Is Shep in any fucking position to be doling out advice on friendships and relationships?
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Whitney having the bro’s over in Patricia’s very feminine flowery living room, with a fire going, commenting about it being intimate and cozy. The charcuerie is out, the booze is out. I have no words. Guys Don’t do this!
Craig enters and starts playing with a sword.
Whitney tells Rod that he smells ‘effervescent’ when he enters. Can Whitney just come out already?
JT, Rod, and Rodrigo are all psyched about this being their first time at the Altschul/Sudler-Smith casa
This whole thing is so awkward. Why? Becasue guys don’t do this!!
JT is postponing the ‘launch party’ due to Olivia’s brother passing, however is still hosting some sort of dinner thing. Like what’s the difference? I don’t know. I should stop asking logical questions.
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I don’t think Brett ‘travels for work’ is accurate. He has a job in another state, several states away. It’s not the same as ‘traveling for work’ Madison. She gets all defensive when people call them ‘long distance.’ I would say living in South Carolina and working in California qualifies as a long distance relationship. If it wasn’t, do you think this dude really would have married her?
And don’t they need firemen in South Carolina?? Why would he fly back and forth every four days when he’s a fireman?? So confusing. And how exhausting would that be?
Does this kid even know what he’s married to? I feel like he doesn’t.
Poor little Hudson. What kid this age fucking bites?? I would take him to the doctor pronto.
That shit is nasty. I love everyone on SM giving Madison praise for comforting her son when he comes home upset and bitten by some trailer park heathen. Does she really deserve accolades for that?
I would be going to that kid’s house. Pronto.
With photos of the bite marks. Fucking gross. Hopefully they put some dang alcohol or anti-bacterial or something on that shit.
My fucking niece bit me like three years ago, because I sat in a chair with her brother. My evil sister’s fucking kid. Makes TOTAL sense.
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Olivia meets up with Rod. It’s her brother’s birthday. So sad.
I feel like she should NOT be concerning herself at a time like this, with Taylor and Austen kissing. Girl your brother is dead. Who the fuck cares your friend kissed your fucking ex??
Was he even an ex? I recall he kept telling her he didn’t want a serious relationship with her.
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Craig consults with Paige on what he should wear to this stupid dinner. Not the ‘launch.’
Austen is borrowing clothes from Whitney, like girls do. He tells Taylor this via FaceTime, and she tries to look like she thinks it’s normal. He’s doing a polo, and ‘layered look’ apparently. Okay, Susie. No one cares.
Note to all straight dudes everywhere, of all ages – chicks don’t want to hear you describe your outfit in intricate detail.
Austen and Whitney of course arrive together since they’re sharing outfits, and probably did their hair and makeup together, like I used to do with my friends. In high school.
Whitney went with an ensemble that looks like newborn baby shit.
I’m starting to not like Venita again, I didn’t like her in beginning of last season, with her fucking race baiting bullshit.
Olivia took the bull by the horns on that one, when she was getting accused of being racist for sticking up for Kathryn. Olivia told her to knock it the fuck off, and then snubbed her from her party. Venita quickly then changed her tune.
I was then okay with her. She seemed to realize that was not the avenue to take, to fit in with a bunch of white people, and more importantly, to be invited to the white people’s parties.
At the end of the season, I felt so bad for her over the way NaHOmie sacrificed her, all in the name of Bravo fame. So this ho fucked Whitney, old enough to be her dad, and sacrificed her good friend, for money and reality star fame. No wonder she didn’t come back. How embarrassing. Fucking Whitney.
Now I’m back to seeing Venita as a total brainless busybody.
She starts gossiping about Taylor to Madison like immediately, and that whole fucking ridiculousness where she and Leva had the little get together for Olivia, right after her brother died, made it about THEM and their apparent hatred for Taylor. Seems like jealousy, honestly. I can sniff it from a mile away. I’m used to it. And no, I’m not ever the jealous one. Yes of course I’ve felt jealousy of people, but it’s all in the way you handle it.
I honestly don’t think Taylor was insinuating that Venita and Leva weren’t ‘real’ friends to Olivia. And did she even say that?? I think she meant that since she and Olivia were close, she wanted to be there and included in their fucking exclusive little soiree, that they literally made about them.
They’re the ones that should be ashamed. Not Taylor. I’ll have to back and watch that, and see if she said “real friend” because I don’t think she did. I think she said something about “friends who know her family…” after Venita told her she was no longer invited.
“She was sending nudes to Whitney” Madison proudly tells Venita.
Well technically it was one, so just ‘nude.’ Honestly, maybe she chose Whitney because she assumes he’s gay.
And does Madison have any room to talk about any girl being a little bit slutty?
“She’s not practicing what she preaches” claims Madison. I mean did she ever ‘preach’ about sending nude pics? I don’t recall that. And why is Whitney showing everyone anyway?
Taylor enters, and Shep and Austen look excited.
Taylor jokes around with the guys, and I just don’t get Madison’s audacity in acting like she’s so disgusted. I think she’s mad that she’s now a ‘retired slut.’
I have a feeling she’ll be coming out of ‘retirement’ in the next few years.
(madison venita)
Austen always seems really hungry. He asks JT if there’s dinner. Yes duhh, this isn’t Abe and Erin’s event. He reminds me of Sai, minus the tantrums. He just nicely inquires if there’s food.
Now these are fucking appetizers. Erin and Abe, pay attention.
I love how Leva always acts like she doesn’t want to be in on the tea. “I don’t even want to know” she claims as Venita drops some crumbs that there’s something juicy to share.
Venita gives several ridiculing references to Taylor being religious, and tells Leva, she’s sending ‘nudes’ to Whitney. Again, ONE nude.
Leva must watch Beverly Hills, because she totally does the Kyle pretend mouth gaping open, shocked face. Having a hard time deciding who’s worse at it.
So Taylor is doing some changing and evolving. She’s being a little more free. I mean, this bitches are clearly jealous. I don’t mean to keep repeating that but, when the shoe fits.
Madison tells Shep about the photo. Okay so let me weigh in for one second. So if I were Taylor and felt the need to do this, I would have worn something sexy, not been completely nude. I think that would have been so much more tasteful, and even hotter.
And also it wouldn’t be such an event for all of these jelly ho’s.
Shep sticks up for her, as he should. He’s being very respectful. Like an honorable dude SHOULD BE.
He acknowledges that she is probably trying to hurt him. He confronts Taylor about it, and she doesn’t
seem concerned. She seems to think the photo is ‘dark’ and nothing could be seen. I guess she doesn’t know that it’s possible to brighten dark photos.
Venita has to leave for her fashion show thing. Bye. See ya. Go find a brain somewhere, and maybe stop being a pathetic follower.
They sit down to dinner, and Taylor knows Madison and Shep are muttering about ‘the nude’ and addresses it. She tries to get Whitney to verify that nothing could be seen.
Such classy dinner convo.
Madison chimes in, and makes it officially trashy dinner conversation. “I saw your tits and vagina.”
The‘come one come all’caption is – odd. I’m going to have to assume she was drunk.
Shep is actually being a respectable dude and jumps to her defense. Say what you want about him, he is a douche and a fuck boy, but this is sweet of him. Certain dudes should take notice. You know who you are. Instead of tearing people down, and spreading lies, maybe this is a better avenue? And it’s pretty fucking bad when you look like a fucking rat turd next to Shep Rose.
Fuck. How do you sleep at night? Oh, you don’t.
Enjoy the fugly hag. For the rest of your life. Take that ugly trollop home to mom. LOL.
Madison is clearly laser focused on being Captain Mean Girl tonight. Shouldn’t she be home with her kid, and making pot roast? Since she’s been trying to sell us how she’s the next Martha Stewart and into this new family thing?
She admits in her yap, she’s sent naked pics out, so what is the problem? Taylor can’t love Jesus and be sexual?? Madison doesn’t love Jesus?? I don’t know. Madison is a fucking twat.
JT stands up and says he’s taking the high road, and so what Taylor made some bad decisions. A fucking Men. What he should have said, is who at this table has NOT made bad decisions before??
Taylor says she hasn’t been the best version of herself since she went through the bad breakup. I can respect that.
Madison wastes no time shaming her for smooching on stupid Austen. Why do we keep referring to Austen as ‘the guy Olivia likes.’ I thought she liked Rod?
Madison is a twat. Did I already say that? I’m saying it again.
Taylor looks a little taken aback.
Olivia speaks up and basically tells Madison to back off. It’s not her fucking business. And since when is she buddies with Olivia, that she feels the need to speak on her behalf?? She’s not. She’s never been nice to Olivia. I don’t get why she’s not pointing that out right now. Very respectable of Olivia to be saying this.
Madison looks defeated. But something tells me she’s not giving up.
Taylor announces she’s sick of everyone talking about her. “Act accordingly, then” says Madison, who banged ARod within moments of him hitting her up. When he was engaged to Jlo. Which she denied, but it’s clearly true.
But Taylor, you need to act accordingly.
She proceeds to sling more insults. She calls her ‘better than thou.’ Typical, stupid Madison.
Taylor is no match for Madison’s venom, and she knows that.
I don’t know that sending one naked pic to a dude makes you an official slut.
Do you know what does make you a slut?
Fucking various other dudes while you’re married.
Having two ex-husbands that you cheated on.
Fucking your boss, while married.
Walking into dude’s apartments in the middle of the night, begging to get fucked.
Hitting up a dude constantly and offering your services, when you know he’s seeing someone else.
Thinking opening your legs resolves everything.
Lying constantly to guys, so you can keep getting free dick, and free shit.
I don’t see Taylor ever doing any of these things. She’s not a fucking desperate skanky whore.
She’s got SOME class.
These are things that give a bitch the official ‘slut’ title. Not sending a naked pic. Perhaps this was all even engineered, since Whitney is the producer, so there’s that. He must be pretty convincing, if he talked Taylor into sending him a nude, and talked NaHOmie into banging him. for storylines. I’m assuming it’s money related, which in NaHOmie’s case, makes her a legit prostitute. It’s possible they were lying, but her bizarre behavior around him, made me think it was true.
So she had a few wines and felt like a hottie one night, and sent a sexy pic to stupid Whitney. Big fucking whoop. She fooled around with Austen. Big fucking whoop. She is single, and these were single guys, so that’s an important point.
Shep calmly tells Madison to knock it off, and calls her out on her need to bring other women down. She knows it’s true, as her expression clearly shows. Shep is being very respectful. He knows better than to go off of on her.
Madison’s rebuttals and excuses make no sense, because she’s a fucking dumb ass.
“Read a scripture and go to bed.” What? That’s the best this ho has got? To Shep? Shep isn’t the least bit religious.
And how is this making her look, ridiculing religion and God?? I’m not religious, but I think it’s kind of shitty to try to use that as a point to tear someone down?? I can’t imagine this going over well with viewers.
If this doesn’t make her look like the shit head she is, what does??
She tells him to shut the fuck up. And that’s okay right?? I mean, she has nothing else. Did she expect to have the floor and no one was supposed to challenge her?
She’s not one of his whipping bitches she tells him, and don’t talk to her like that.
Okay, is she confused? is she a fucking reject??
Who told who to ‘shut the fuck up’ and who was calmly making valid points?? She’s so mad Shep called her trash, three years ago, and here she is at a bougee dinner acting like trailer trashy. And stupid.
JT tells him to be more respectful to women at the table.
So correct me if I’m wrong, and I’m rarely wrong, but who is sitting at this table being disrespectful?
And if JT is trying to get in Taylor’s pants, is it smart to be scolding Shep for sticking up for her?
I think Shep WAS being the bigger man. JT just clearly wanted another moment.
Actually Whitney is the oldest guy in the room. And Shep WAS being respectful towards the women. For a change.
More than I can say for someone else.
