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Southern Charm – 3/13/25 – Haircut Hassle

Paige is FER SURE trying to not-so-subtly let Craig know she was checked out this season, which is what I had a feeling we would be seeing. Craig: “I miss you.” Paige: “I get it.” WHO SAYS THAT?? ‘I get it??’ What a bitchy self-righteous sanctimonious thing to say. You get it? Like OF COURSE

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Southern Charm – 3/6/25 – The Boys Are Back In Town

Wow I haven’t done an SC recap in a minute! A lot of minutes. I’m blaming my technical difficulties. Hopefully they’re all behind me now. I LOVE Molly’s tie dye swim suit and sarong thing. So stinking cute. Shep’s leg is going a mile a minute, lying across the bed as he tells Craig about

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Southern Charm 2/13/24 – Let Them Have Space

Aren’t the Craig and Paige scenes hard to watch? Is everyone looking for the clues how she was no longer interested? It shouldn’t be hard. I was seeing them all last season. Paige never seems to be available for the SC cast trips. She has two photo shoots she CANNOT cancel. In Paige’s sarcastic voice:

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Southern Charm 1/30/25 – Man’s Best Friend

Whitney is in Cannes Of course he is. Asshole. Scripted Madison following her marching orders since she’s a boring old married lady now, and hanging with the dudes in her extremely short tight clothing.  I know  – she looks great. I’m being judgy because she’s married and I just don’t think this is 100% appropriate,

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Southern Charm 1/23/25 – Taking the Bait

This show is so going downhill. Let me start off by saying it’s nobody’s fault. It’s just that it’s ran its course. I think I speak for a lot of viewers. I’ve had the shits of Shep and Austen to the nth fucking degree. Craig is much less insufferable because you know, he’s evolved. He’s

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