I thought this was going to be three parts. And it’s not. Thank God. Venita retrieved her phone to discredit JT’s timeline. He claims he was ‘ghosted’ by her. She reads messages and gives dates, and it seems like a lot of back and forth of texting that’s easy to get confused, and tones were

First I must address Taylor’s dress. She’s like the fifth Bravoleb/Housewife to wear this, or something very similar and the same brand. You’re telling me she had no idea Gina and Tamra wore it last season on OC, and worse yet, pretty sure Olivia also wore it. I think there’s one more too. It’s from

Finale – here we go, getting late start on this. It seems like if I have ONE extra thing to do, it throws off my recapping!! And I hate it! Madison recaps the whole season for us as if we need reminded. I guess it makes her feel important. Every time JT is accused of

Paige is FER SURE trying to not-so-subtly let Craig know she was checked out this season, which is what I had a feeling we would be seeing. Craig: “I miss you.” Paige: “I get it.” WHO SAYS THAT?? ‘I get it??’ What a bitchy self-righteous sanctimonious thing to say. You get it? Like OF COURSE

Wow I haven’t done an SC recap in a minute! A lot of minutes. I’m blaming my technical difficulties. Hopefully they’re all behind me now. I LOVE Molly’s tie dye swim suit and sarong thing. So stinking cute. Shep’s leg is going a mile a minute, lying across the bed as he tells Craig about

Aren’t the Craig and Paige scenes hard to watch? Is everyone looking for the clues how she was no longer interested? It shouldn’t be hard. I was seeing them all last season. Paige never seems to be available for the SC cast trips. She has two photo shoots she CANNOT cancel. In Paige’s sarcastic voice: