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Southern Charm – 2/18/26 – Lay Down Salley
Madison had her baby! I’m kind of glad in the way that I’m happy to be rid of her for the rest of the season. She’s so annoying. I was concerned when Molly pulls into a ‘motor inn.’ She’s performing an open mic night – at a motor inn. Trip to Mexico is being planned

Southern Charm – 2/11/26 – Spill The Wine, Dump That Girl
Dinner is being prepared at the Whitner ‘farm.’ It actually looks like it was something other than a pretend farm at one time. What’s with Austen and Rodrigo acting like a couple? I wholeheartedly believe that Rodrigo is into Austen, even though he has a guy. This is the second weird and suggestive remark he’s

Southern Charm – 2/4/26 – Broke Up to Brokeback
I so want to know what the tea is with Whitner. I know, consider the source, but Salley made a cryptic remark on WWHL shortly after the premier when asked why none of the girls went for him. It does seem weird since he’s cute, has good manners, successful, comes from money, all the things

Southern Charm – 1/21/26 – Turning the Page
Salley gets her chickens in the coop. I sentence I never thought I would say. I feel like it’s a line out of a children’s book. Craig calls Madison whining about how he and Austen had yet another little fucking tiff about nothing. Isn’t it so funny how she’s actually the most ‘adult’ of the

Southern Charm – 1/14/26 – See Salley Run
So Salley was being serious about the chicken coop thing. Craig told her he would help her pick out chickens the previous day and here she is drilling together a chicken coop in her backyard. Meanwhile, Craig is at Charley’s art gallery (is it her gallery? I thought she just worked there) asking her on

Southern Charm – 1/7/26 – Take a Seat
Not the ‘gentleman’s dinner.’ Do you think any will actually be in attendance?? Patricia verbally abuses this new butler guy over flatware placement on the table, while whining in her yap that he’s not a ‘professionally trained butler’ as Michael was. Also embarrasses him by recounting how he left his phone (while using the flashlight)