Lisa Barlow SWEARS Jen’s law issues are really are ALL bout her right now.
Also, Lisa is the weirdest crier EVER !!! – dramatic cry voice, ugly cry face, then passes in two seconds and no tears whatsoever. Ok maybe ONE. I did see her dab at her eye.
Heather is defending her by saying that she will stand by her. But I sort of get what Heather’s point is. Like she doesn’t want to turn her back on someone who may need some support right now.
Meredith hates her and is going in for the kill.
Does she knows more ? Clearly she’s still harboring bitterness over the Brooks situation.
Mary claims she always knew there were scandals and secrets with her. Meredith goes off with this being the’ last straw’ with Jen.
Heather’s story about the uber ride is interesting. I wonder what was up with that?
They talk about her blowing up their phones with psycho texting when she’s upset. (I know someone like this – it really is disturbing behavior) Lisa said after that Fresh Wolf event. where she disclosed to Jen about the argument she was involved in with some designer, and Whitney giving free products to this person (or something like that), that after they parted Jen was sending her crazy rage texts. Not in defense of this behavior, but Lisa is the one that got her all riled up. But also did it surprise her she wasn’t invited to the event her that her kids were involved in ?
Apparently last year they were getting weird text messages from an unknown or blocked number (I assume) but Lisa thought it was actually Jen because she spells because ‘bcuz’ Meredith says she hired a private investigator because someone was actually “threatening” Brooks.
She says that the PI said that “it was extraordinarily likely they were coming from Jen.” So she actually PAID someone to come up with that conclusion ??
Whitney said in her confessional that “she never had a friend hire a PI against another friend…” I’m having a hard time believing that she she is really intelligent.
Meredith: “who here wants to be friends with Jennifer Shah moving forward???” Think I had conversations like that in fourth grade. Insert dramatic music here. Jennie thinks they shouldn’t judge her yet or whatever. She connected with her since they are both minorities. Is Hawaiian a minority ? Heather wants to stick by her, and give her the beneft of the doubt. We’ll see how this shakes out. Meredith sort of goes off here. Man she really hates her. Heather says this would be the time to see who she really is or some stupid bullshit. Yes, she’s probably going to be kissing
you guys’ fucking asses to convince you she’s innocent of all of this. We now know this Stuart dude has pleaded guilty so … not looking favorable for this woman who is guilty of only being “shahmazing…”
https://pagesix.com/2021/11/22/jen-shahs-assistant-pleads-guilty-in-telemarketing-scam/
Here is a quote from Stuart in the article that speaks for itself:
“I knowingly and intentionally discussed and engaged with other individuals to develop a plan or operation to obtain money by false representation by offering and inducing individuals, many of whom were over 50 years of age or older, to provide money to entities that I and others were involved with,”
Mary never saw the good and “knew” there was some sort of scandal she was involved in. They decide to call her, as if she’s going to answer — DUMB. This whole convo is getting dumb and needs to end.
Meredith refers to herself as being “extraordinarily tolerant” (she likes that word) of Jen and she’s revolted over her scamming elderly people. I think any normal non-scammer person would be revolted and disgusted over this. And it’s not looking to me like she is innocent. I think the look on her face on the bus when the call came in, was like, “Oh Fuck… Busted” Not like a person who was being accused of something they knew they were innocent of.
Meredith goes off again, that she does not and will not be in the presence of Jen ever again.
Next morning- Jennie looks “different” without make-up. She calls creepy Duy and tells her she should give Jen the benefit of the doubt.
Heather asks Whitney to help with the Mimosa’s. She looks at her like she has fourteen heads at this request. At least she didn’t ask where “the help” is, as Dorit did on BH when asked to complete an unheard of and strenuous task of carrying her plate to the sink.
Lisa is glamming it up before she goes down. She is not going to be seen without makeup. Refreshing and relieved that none of them brought a “glam squad” for a two day girls’ trip (Erika, Eboni, Dorit…)
Whitney is making herself an egg and Mary says ‘ are you only making for yourself?’ Not to take Mary’s side, she could have said it a different way, but if I were in a crowd, and making myself an egg, I would most certainly ask if anyone also wants one. Whitney, not sure if that was proper ‘Eti-Qwit.’
Heather is “nervous” about making an egg to Mary’s standards and sort of acting like she was tasked with making her a gourmet meal.
Mary proceeds to put her egg the microwave because she didn’t see her wash her hands… Does she not ever eat in a restaurant ? You literally DON’T know what is going on in those kitchens. Even upscale places. I mean, what if they’re not vaccinated ?? (that’s a joke). How do you know the cook didn’t go to the restroom and not wash their hands??? This woman is strange as fuck. I would love to hear anyone’s side who does NOT think this. Make your own fucking egg dumbass.
Ladies are splitting up for the day trip activites. Choices between ice skating and shopping activity and dog sledding. It splits up how you might expect. The dogsledders depart. They were “really late” Not surprising when they all have to dress like they’re ready to hit a runway, to go dog sledding. Don’t think the dogs care what they wear. Is there some sort of animal abuse issue with doing this ? Seems like a lot for dogs to pull a sled with people on it for sheer entertainment. Just keep picturing the Grinch’s poor little puppy having to haul a sled and his big ass around.
Lisa and Meredith convene on the deck to talk about NOT Jen, but switching it up to the Mary cult scandal, and this Cameron dude that warned Meredith about Mary at Lisa’s event. Gotta hand it to the Salt Lake ladies, we do have dual criminal scandals going on right now in the SAME season at the SAME time.
So Lisa starts with stating she couldn’t sleep because of the Cameron/mary scandal, when you thought FOR SURE they were going to beat the Jen dead horse some more. She says she was thinking about the very “cryptic” convo between her and Cameron about Mary being Scary, and Whitney also bringing up some points about Scary Mary. She asks Lisa if she knows more. Mary plays some sort of “elusive” character at her cult I mean church gatherings, and everyone is in awe of her. Lisa says that him and Mary had a “strange” relationship. I thought she was eluding to an affair. Meredith says very very extra nasly and monotone and annoyed – “What are you trying to say Lisaaaaaaaahhh?”
Did she also think this is what she was getting at ? That may have been more interesting. Lisa proceeds to disclose that he says he trusted her and I think Lisa discloses in this scene about the how he mortgaged his home for $300,000 and gave to Mary and the church/cult. My DVR stopped here, but I did watch it last night.
The next scenes are the dog sledding and the shopping/ice skating. And lucky for you I did get some pix of those RIDICULOUS teenage skater outifts Lisa and Meredith felt the need to wear, as well as the dog sledding with Heather guzzling a white claw and Whitney taking a selfie.
Arrived back from dog sledding with a Lovely lavish charcuterie spread laid out. Jennie points out she’s “not getting any for a few days.” EUUUWWW, thanks girl, just made me picture you and your gross perv husband together. On the other hand, he probably IS getting some while you’re away. Probably interviewing for the sister wife as she speaks.
Heather talks about not speaking to her sister because her dude wasn’t Mormon she married years ago. Now she’s not judging since she ditched the whole thing now too. This all seems so ridiculous to me. Granted, because I don’t understand it totally, being that committed to a cult-like religion that has you brainwashed into believing that you can’t be with someone that doesn’t follow the same religion, or drink a coffee. But still ridiculous and stupid for a lack of a better word.
What is with the music???? this mysterious sounding “Bum – Bum – Bum” music they are playing in between scenes? It’s weird.
Jen Shah meets with her attorney in a very rehearsed sounding consultation of convincing the viewers of her innocence after her hearing. Again difficult to watch when we know the assistant confessed to guilty as charged recently. The attorney recites the charges: fraud and money laundering. Drops the dollar figures of the cost to haul her out of prison. She does love a jumpsuit, but something tells me she didn’t care for the orange prison attire. Not to mention she would most likely get her fraudulent scamming ass kicked in there. He goes on to play for the cameras, and explain to her about collecting bank records etc etc and says “WE know you’re innocent.” Jen is like, “right. Sure”
In her confessional in the bright red she goes on to tearfully maintain her innocence, not really explaining why these charges would be brought if they weren’t warranted, well because she can’t.
Looks like she’s not missing any meals in these confessionals. Stress eating perhaps???
Oh, she also reveals that her fault is that she is TOO GIVING and TOO HELPFUL. Yes Jen you were TOO GIVING of TOO MUCH cash to Louis Vuitton and various other designer stores spending your hard-earned cash that you SCAMMED people out of. People that probably don’t have a lot to begin with. I’m sure Louis Vuitton thanks you for your “giving” spirit.
Jen goes on to give a recap on the phone call on the bus. So the number showed up as Sharrieff’s but it wasn’t Sharrieff. Totally a lie because she was speaking in the beginning like it was her husband. Like she answers where they are, (We’re still in Salt Lake) when he probably asks if they were on the way yet. And if you’re innocent why remove the mike? Sticking with the ‘hospital’ story I see. Here we go pity party and beginning of cry voice because she ‘didn’t grow up with a lot’ and tried so hard to “help people” and she “doesn’t understand.” It’s killing her to have this affect her husband and sons. So ridiculous. Thank God that’s over. That was painful. That was bad acting. Trying to not do Erika comparisons but how can you not? Same crock tears, same “poor little me.” Same “I’m a good person” garbage.
At least we didn’t have to see black mascara running down to her fucking knees.
Ladies are now getting ready for a little soiree back at the house with a Bavarian/German/Swiss theme. Getting in FULL Costume. Second costume of the day for meredith and Lisa after the 80’s figure skater dresses that looked like they pulled off of Amazon for like 15 bucks tops.
Lisa and Jennie do look really cute. I am digging these outfits and I approve.
Heather says she was a Mormon Missionary in the South of France as she is talking about the food. So just wanting to say here, that of all places to go to be a ‘Mormon Missionary’ , the South of France would NOT be it. Like NOT be it.
Ok so my ears I think are bleeding after Lisa and Jennie’s brief yodeling performance. Thanks ladies. I am sure all the dogs were freaking out when that played.
Scary Mary is in her room getting ready in a fowl grouchy grumpy mood again !!! Or still. Muttering that “everyone is down there having fun, and I walk in …
Yes, Mary we get it. You walk in and put an end to this all of this fun and laughing bullshit ! It’s all fun and games until Mary Cosby enters the room.
They’re doing vodka shots out of an ice sculpture. Ok, not judging. Actually I’m jealous. Misesrable Mary enters and says she doesn’t want a shot, she wants “meat.” ok so clearly she’s “hangry.” I can relate to that. We’ll let her slide this time. Let’s see if her mood improves after she consumes some protein. Meredith and Whitney gaze uncomfortably to the side after she says this. Becuase it’s a weird thing to say. She turns around and leaves. She doesn’t want to be out in the cold.
None of the other ladies seem to be freezing. Perhaps her cold personality is making her cold. Perhaps she’s so miserable because she has some demons eating away at her, if there is truth to this cult crap, and stealing $300 g’s from this Cameron dude.
Weird cryptic music again.
Melted cheese pouring from a cheese wheel. Looks just like brie. Probably in same family i didn’t catch what they said it was. Looks fucking great !! Mary does seem a little more cheerful, I mean a little less pissed off, since the food is served.
Oh so that was short lived. Whitney whips out the shot ski, and that has Mary agitated again and making the Gizelle grimaces with the freaky Ramona eyes. I think Mary is what would happen if Ramoa and Gizelle had a baby. Mary again is annoyed at any type of fun whimsical activity.
“Who at our age has a shot ski????” “It’s upside down!!” she snaps. Whitney does need attention. I may agree with Mary. Lisa suggests she does a small one. Answer: Did you hear me ????? I’m good.
As the food is being cooked, which looks amazing, they are pouring some sauces and glazes over the meat. How many fucking gosh darn times does Lisa need to brag that she doesn’t cook. She brags about that like, it’s a badge of honor. No one cares. I feel bad for your kids, but literally no one cares. Why isn’t Mary grumpy about that ? I think it’s the 14th time she said it this season.
Dessert outside. Mary seems to be okay going outside now.
S- mores !!!! love me some s- mores !!! Meredith talks about making mini “diet” smores. No one seems to care. Sure I’d be into a mini-smore. I’d probably eat like eight of them, but I’d be into it.
I feel like I’ve been typing forever. I even had a tech difficulty and my DVR shut off at the Lisa and Meredith scene on the deck talking about Mary. Then the second taping picked up at the Dog sledding ladies coming back. I did get some pix last night of the dog sledding and Meredith’s and Lisa’s embarssing skating dresses.
Mary is whining again. She’s going to bed. She refers to herself as a Debbie Downer. No one argues. Although Debbie Downer does not adequately describe mary’s many many morbid moods.
Mary warns Heather to not end up in her bed. Is she sort of trying to be funny? Whitney tries to talk to her. She tells her she loves her, and mary closes her eyes leaning on Meredith. She cares, she says, she’s just sleeping.
Whitney makes the profound very statement that Mary doesn’t give a shit about her. Mary leaves claiming that since she’s been drinking she doesn’t want to engage in this conversation. Maybe true. Maybe she would not engage either way.
Meredith does her Meredith thing and runs after Mary to explain Whitney was trying to tell her that she loves her. Mary says another day she will hash it out with Whitney… who can hardly wait for that ??? Is she still this pissed over Whitney not calling her back ????????
