FOREWARNING!! there WILL be the F Bomb being dropped, and some questionable verbiage used when we get to the part where (and I’m so glad they played the clip) Wendy addresses why she said she didn’t care about Gizelle’s dad being in the hospital shortly before he passed away. This freak bitch is a subhuman fucking shit stain on this earth and sorry excuse for a woman and mother. But more on that later…
I’ll try my best to not sound like a crazy person, but I’m not promising, and I’m not wrong for feeling this way, and I’m not wrong for expecting that she would express remorse.
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So here we go – picking up on Mia’s middle child and younger son, that this Inc dude thinks is his, since she was having an affair with him during the timeline of her getting pregnant.
Mia insists that he is Gordon’s because she got ‘IUI’ and knows him to be Gordon’s. I don’t even know wtf IUI is, maybe I’ll look it up, maybe not. I know what an S- L -U -T is, and that’s a woman who has to question the father of her child. H
Or a woman who sleeps around on two husbands.
Karen interrupts and says my same thoughts that I expressed last week – this poor child. This has to be so alarming and confusing for him. Shame on Mia for even addressing this for reality TV. My God.
Does Bravo have no standards whatsofuckingever anymore?? This is okay? But ohmiGod clutching our pearls because Little Grace is going to school in a Republican state??
I can’t.
Andy makes a face like maybe he’s a little disgusted too, but only after Karen points it out.
It does get shut down. What’s sad is that concern had to come from Karen, and not the actual mother of the child. Fuck. What a dumb ass.
Andy points out that toast that Gordon made at the finale party, and you could very easily see Mia felt uncomfortable, and how poor Gordon was going hard at trying to suck up to her. It was kind of hard to watch. Especially the part about her being a great wife. She’s been fucking around on him for years. But I know. He gave his blessing! What a mess. Whatever.
Andy says “it didn’t seem like you were separating.” with one of the wives echoing “not at all.”
Can these people not read body language. Mia was clearly uncomfortable and annoyed. Why do I have to know everything. And yes we know he doesn’t have money anymore since they lost his ownership in the businesses, which I still think is because of Mia, and the family not wanting her involved.
These financial questions are just so cringy. This supposed inheritance that she brags about from three deceased grandparents, that she says ‘fortunately’ she was able to grt her its on some cash. Oh, I see, fortunately three grandparents croaked.
She complains that Gordon didn’t really have the money that he claimed he did when they first got married.
Also, it seems that they couldn’t pay their fucking rent in that bougee Bethesda apartment building, now they’re suing their dumb asses.
She has a whole fucking plethora of excuses which boil down to Gordon didn’t not contributing ‘his half.’ Girl, you’re married. And a minute ago you, just said you’re helping him financially so fucking suck it up and cough up the rent. Pay what you owe.
Mia, just tell us you couldn’t afford the apartment, which I’m sure was not cheap. All of her bitching and moaning she did about it being sooooo small and sooooo horrible, and it’s all Gordon’s fault they had to move out of their big house and blab blah blah, well guess they couldn’t even afford that apartment either.
Mia should ask Bravo for a raise if she can’t afford her rent.
I can’t even stand the sound of Wendy’s voice.
We did see some of this on the finale – Gordon considered Eddie and Chris to be friends, so he sent extensive messages to them speaking of Mia in an extremely disparaging way. This gets disclosed with Mia points out that all of the ladies checked in with her except for Candiace and Wendy.
They point out they felt they were supporting her by not reaching out to her, due to the embarrassing messages that Gordon was sending, and not wanting involved. Well they were already involved, or their husbands were anyway, and Andy points out sending a message in support or checking on her isn’t ‘getting involved.’
Candiace needs to STOP hanging around Wendy.
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I still don’t get why Grace left for college in June, especially when she was going to the dreaded FLORIDA! OMG!!
Anyway, whatever, I guess it’s not important. Gizelle the Cougar is up. And we address the ugly bully in the room by the name of Wendy Osefo uglyo persono.
They replay that appalling clip.
“Well Gizelle didn’t care about MY mom and called her evil when she was in the hospital.” Ga-irrllll your mom IS evil and was in the hospital for a ten minute fucking procedure over a complication from her titty lift or some shit. Maybe if your psycho mom shouldn’t be having elective procedures when she’s 60 pounds overweight. Is that mean? I don’t care.
You know I think Gizelle takes it really easy on her. Andy does too and it pissed me the hell off.
Wendy makes no attempt to walk back her statement. Gizelle points out she didn’t even know her stupid ass dumpy mother was in the hospital. Professor Wendy sounds like when a little kid tries to justify their bad behavior and you know it makes no sense, but they’re a kid, so it’s okay.
Not only is she a 40 year old adult sounding like this, she’s also a Professor of nothing, but still a professor, has four degrees and has spent four years telling us how intelligent and educated she is.
She looks uncomfortable and smug, and again makes zero apologies for those comments, even though Gizelle’s dad passed away after that surgery.
Wendy you dumb c*** there’s a fucking difference between fucking brain cancer and your mom’s new fucking tits.
MY GOD WOMAN.
I am flabbergasted that she got off that easy. Gizelle shoulda let her have it.
Andy would have annihilated Candiace, or probably any other fucking person for that disgusting shit.
Wendy’s fucking face says it all. She is embarrassed, yet cannot own her fucking shit and say she’s fucking sorry. WOW.
She fucking stammers and stutters and bleh bleh bleh I don’t know what the fuck she’s saying, I’m seeing red right now.
She reminds me of another evil piece of shit I know that can’t defend his behavior but also can’t say he’s sorry. But does plenty of deflection and projection.
Also side note Wendy – everyone loved Gizelle’s dad, and no one likes your fucking stupid weirdo witch ugly clown heffer mother.
I warned ya all.
Not even sorry.
I’m guessing Wendy never even reached out to express condolences, judging by her pinched sour face the whole time Gizelle speaks of her dad, and the service, and thanks the ladies that reached out and supported her.
What a hunk of trash. I don’t give a rat’s ass about her stupid fucking degrees. I see she doesn’t have one in basic fucking humanity and common courtesies and manners.
I want that barbaric fucking ugly bitch off of my screen. A man died that she had nasty words to say about, whom she doesn’t even fucking know, and she sits here on mute with a dumbfounded look on her face.
Everyone tears up except fucking Wendy. She sits there looking like an ugly icy statue in that utterly ridiculous fucking whatever garbage shit she’s wearing from Shein.
I think Gizelle wants to rip her fucking face off and I’m here for it. I usually don’t like the sight of blood, but I would enjoy every second of THAT.
So we’re afraid for Grace in Florida, when they live in or near fucking DC where the crime is rampant, and out of control like it is in a lot of certain states.
I’d feel a hell of a lot safer having my kid in as state where law and order is taken fucking seriously then one where criminals are just running amuck. But maybe that’s just me, and I’m just missing something here, and not on the intelligence level of these Potomac ladies.
Jesus.
For some of these ladies that pride themselves on being so fucking intelligent they are sounding like a bunch of fucking idiots. And you know what else?? Where Gizelle chose to send her daughter to school is none of their fucking business. Are they fucking paying for it?? Candiace? Wendy??
Wendy claims she congratulated Gizelle, and she denies that happened. There is no footage. And Wendy is a compulsive fucking liar and cannot never admit that she is wrong, so do the math.
Candiace backs her up. I don’t get her blind loyalty towards Wendy. My assumption would be because it’s really her only ally in the group, since she is at odds with pretty much everyone, since they’re jealous and obsessed with her.
Well that was a rant and a half.
Gizelle may or may not have a new man that is NOT Jason. Who cares.
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Candiace and her cryangle are on deck.
I hate to say this, and I’m not comparing her to this person totally, because I think Candiace does have talent, but the fact that she spends more money ‘touring’ than her sales are bringing in, seems a little Erika Jayne-ISH.
Jack up those ticket prices, girlie, or trim the overhead. Touring should be profitable shouldn’t it?
So her booby lump is now gone and I do believe if you’re a Candiace fan or not, we should all be relieved to hear that. Like I mentioned earlier in the recap from that episode, my friend’s cousin had a lump on her spine that turned cancerous from the pregnancy hormones and she passed away shortly after the baby was born.
So it is a thing. But I think because the Housewives cry wolf so much when it comes to their health, we do tend to not take them seriously.
Whatever happened to Mia’s lump on her ass from last season? We don’t know.
Ashley is full of damned shit that she ‘knew nothing’ of the law suit between Michael and Candiace. As we find out later she talks to him and interacts with him every day. You’ve all seen the foot rubbing preview. Yuck.
Candiace in my opinion, was expecting a little too much to think that Robyn would not be this upset over all of her social media rants bitching about her.
A viewer question is what I just addressed above. She knew about the lawsuit and the viewer questions whether she was hoping it would go through and she could get her greedy trashy mits on Candiace’s family money.
Did they actually think this would be successful, and did they really expect to actually get 2 million from Candiace?
I swear.
She’s fucking lying. I’ll say this again – Trashley and Gizzy are fucked next season for content without Candiace around. You all will see.
So Andy wants to do the ‘break the fourth wall’ thing and ask Robyn if she thinks with all of Candiace’s hateful tweets, that she was coming after her job. Meaning trying to get her fired I assume by not sharing the Juan drama last season.
I agree with Robyn, it’s shit you just don’t do to a friend, and they were supposedly authentic actual friends, not just Housewife friends.
There’s a lot of issues with Candiace and the ‘white’ thing. I don’t know why some of the ladies having one Caucasian parent is such a, fine I’ll say the word, ‘trigger’ for her.
I’m going to have to assume she’s mad about it? Wishes she had lighter skin as they do? I don’t know what else to attribute it to because her obsession with this talking about their skin color is strange. When she has an issue with one of these ladies, she for some reason makes a point to mention this non-stop.
It’s bizarre. Just like Gizzy and Trashley’s obsession with her, I blame on jealousy. It makes her appear jealous of them and she needs to not be jealous of them. She’s prettier, smarter, and she’s ten times classier than those ho’s. Especially Trashley.
It just seems like a weird place to take it when it has nothing to do with the issues. Pretty sure I said that last season too, when she started this shit at the reunion with Gizelle. I get her anger at Gizelle, 100%, but why she started with the ‘white privilege’ rhetoric, I didn’t get. It was irrelevant and confusing.
Candiace really had to ask Robyn if she was mad at her after trashing her all over the worldwide web for months?
She apologizes for her comments ‘hurting her.’ As if she was unaware that would be hurtful.
She’s really going hard at this fucking playing dumb act, and trying really hard to look confused.
“I’ve never been accused of colorism in my life.”
That could be because it’s a relatively new thing, (it’s not even being recognized as a word on my computer) but at the same time it’s not something you would expect from your friend.
This obsession Candiace has with the half-white thing may be something she needs to deal with.
Candiace’s excuse for the colorism comments, is that she grew up being “okay talking about race” and she thought that’s how they all were, just doesn’t make any sense. She does realize she was saying all of this in a disparaging way, doesn’t she? Did she grow up in a household where it was okay to ridicule someone for their race??
To Candiace’s dismay Gizelle interrupts with what I just said – she’s not making any sense.
One would think growing up in a household where race wasn’t a big thing, would make you NOT point it out over every little thing that pisses her off? Am I wrong? I think I am not.
Wendy gets involved. I honestly didn’t understand wtf Wendy was saying.
Andy nodded his head and said it made a lot sense. Andy, stop. No, it didn’t. It was Wendy word fucking salad. For whatever reason, I am seeing that he seems to have a boner for this bitch. Between this, and letting her off with not apologizing for what she said about a man that died, I’m getting really pissed at Andy.
So Nneka, asks the $64,000 question – what I was sitting here wondering – what’s the connection to ‘colorism?’ Just because she’s pissed off at them?? Like why do you think they’re ‘colorists?’
Robyn answers how it seems that’s just where she goes when she has conflict with a ‘brown’ person.
Candiace to me, looks like she knows she’s defeated, and probably knows she’s wrong, but much like Wendy, except of course this isn’t as satanic as what Wendy did, she can’t just take the comments back and be remorseful.
She just does not get it.
“Worse has been done.” Okay. Clearly she’s hanging around Wendy too much. and yes, worse was done by your good friend Wendy, and she also took no accountability.
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Well ‘the husbands’ have arrived. Andy gets so excited.
Nneka sounds like she’s psyching herself up to confront Wendy and compliments herself for not engaging and hiding behind social media.
I do commend her for that actually. Very adult of her.
Wendy is already starting with the contorted fidgety extra-constipated poop faces when she sees Iyke. Why does she not look self-assured with her head held high, if there was nothing wrong with her behavior? I expect and predict a bunch of projection, deflection, word salads, and of course, lies coming out of her ugly fucking pie hole. This woman is so ugly inside that it’s starting to pour outward. And I think that is a thing.
Certain dude that finds himself to be so ‘handsome’ should probably reevaluate his behavior. Ugly inside equals ugly outside.
Like does anyone think she looks attractive at this reunion? She doesn’t and it’s because of her personality. And that weird harness thing isn’t helping matters.
Is this the look of an unbothered confident person to you ? No. It is not.
She looks scared shitless, actually.
Andy questions Chris not being around in a lot of scenes, and he of course goes to the last season strife of Gizelle’s nonsense accusations.
I guess I missed all of this, or just forgot about it, but there was an accusation of a woman claiming to have had an affair with him and had an abortion.
This whole story does seem a little sketchy to be honest. In all of my infinite wisdom, and body language and facial expression expertise, my take is that it did happen. It does appear when this woman suddenly back pedaled and said ‘whoops I lied, I made it all up’ that there was a monetary agreement that took place. I could be wrong, but I don’t think I am. He’s trying too hard to look unbothered.
And Chris looks guilty A F to me.
Seems there were screen shot photos of his man parts. When he gets questioned on this, he keeps repeating “I never met this person.”
It’s sounding a lot like “I have not had sexual relations with that woman!”
Very famous lie, by a previous president about a previous White House intern.
And we all recall he in fact, did have relations with that woman.
I’m just saying.
A viewer asks if there was a payoff and of course that gets denied, as Chris takes a hearty swig of his whiskey and looks REALLY guilty.
So in other words, Yes. That’s exactly what happened.
Andy is being so shady. He’s trying so hard to agitate Chris it seems. Now he wants the dudes to all complain about Juan’s absence.
Nobody wants to answer. I don’t know if they truly don’t care or if they’re afraid of Juan. He is kind of mean-looking. I’ve always said that. He constantly looks pissed off.
We wrap up with Gordon sort of dropping a sort of cliffhanger type comment, of something he’s about to divulge about Mia that ‘we may have suspected but don’t know.’
I wouldn’t be surprised if we find out in Part 3 that it’s going to be something really stupid. Probably about the kid which we’ve already covered.
It could be about why they got ousted from the family business? That’s what I’m hoping anyway, because there is more to that, and they’ve been kind of cryptic about all season. I want the tea! Mia immediately cries.
