Apparently it’s cold on set as Meredith bitches to Andy. They are sitting on a beach in Bermuda right now, it should be warm!
Andy doesn’t seem to care that they’re cold. Who’s running the show here? Clearly not a woman. You have a bunch of barely dressed females and you don’t know to crank up the fucking heat.
You know, I don’t want to brag about my points being always on point, I really don’t. But I need to. I did make the comment either on this reunion recap or Southern Charm’s, that these set themes and decorations are starting to look a little middle school play. I was thinking of saying something along the lines of it looking a little like some 25 year old gay guys are being given too much freedom, but you know, for a straight chick to say that it comes off kind of unPC, so I refrained. But I did say it looks tacky. When they flashed to last year’s SLC reunion, it looked so clean, tidy, and adult. Ad opposed to whatever the hell this shit it.
Fast forward to Jeff Lewis on WWHL this week, an interior designer gay guy, who does NOT mince words, if you’re familiar with him. And what did he tell Andy?? He said (I’m paraphrasing) ‘enough with the tacky reunion set décor – it’s looking like a middle school play, stop giving the gay’s so much control of the sets.’ I guess it’s okay when a gay guy says it.
I was yelling at the TV “Thank YOU Jeff Lewis!!” He practically worded it the way I did too. I wonder, did he read my recap and copy me?? I know that I said it first! So there!!
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Do we absolutely have to dive into Monica and her fucking cracra mom?? Monica looks coy and pretends to HATE the spotlight.
If she could stop caressing her fake hair I wold love that. Angie too. Pony tails should be a reunion requirement. Just so they’re once a week, it’s okay.
So the whole Bermuda, and Monica’s family refusing to let her visit, I saw on social media somewhere, that it was because they demanded to be paid to be filmed, and Bravo refused.
If there is truth to this, her mom could have still been behind it, and put that into their head. Monica claims to not know for sure since she hasn’t spoken to her since filming wrapped. I don’t think that matters. As if she would admit. Lying conniving disgusting people never EVER admit to their behavior.
My take on this is that this family that she hasn’t seen since she was a small child, really honestly did not give a rat’s ass about seeing her.
If the reasoning was because they weren’t being paid, or because her mom ordered them to cancel, both reasons are kind of gross, and speak to what kind of family this is.
I would say if it is just about being paid, that’s probably worse. Money grubbing seems to run in the family.
Monica seems to have little interest in breaking the cycle. I think she’s a better, and more involved mom than her mom was, I give her that. But that’s all I’m going to give her. Honestly that doesn’t take much.
She seems to be leading the same type of sketchy and deceiving festyle as her mom.
The fucking of the brother-in-law, and that’s exactly how she puts it, “I was fucking my brother-in-law.” She’s never put it in any more dignified way such as, ‘we turned to each other for support, and ended up falling in love’ you know like someone with some morals would, just to make her not appear to be this skanky ho. I guess that’s how skanky women operate. Everything leads back to fucking. Don’t discuss problems and how to resolve them, make false promises and open your legs.
Also her general demanor leads me to believe that she has no intention of creating a better lifestyle for her kid. Being a part of an undercover Insta page. and running around stalking the others ladies, not to be outdone by faking a persona to get a part of a TV show, going by various different names, getting salon services and pretending she was unhappy with the services to get out of payment, pretending to be seriously injured from falling, to pursue a law suit. I mean Goddammnnnn the list goes on and on. And she has the nerve to chastise Jen Shah??? She’s like a Jen, Jr.
This is the type of lifestyle she is displaying in the presence of her children. The two little ones have honestly displayed a little bit of concerning behavior. The youngest said something in the car in an earlier episode, and there was something weird at Angie’s Easter dinner that seemed odd for a six or seven year old to do. I’m not picking on the child. It’s not her fault. She’s imitating what she’s seeing.
I came across a picture that Monica posted on Instagram of the younger girls and they were posing in bathing suits, which is fine. I’m not saying there’s something wrong with that – they were child appropriate bathing suits. But it was just kind of the way they were posing, the middle younger one was making the puckering duck lips face, and they had their hands on their hips, and I don’t know, it just seemed inappropriate for a six and seven year old.
And I’m not blaming the children, or coming down on them. It’s not their fault they’re being raised by a floozy, and overhearing things like, “I fucked my brother-in-law for a year and a half!!
I don’t know what this deep dive into Monica‘s childhood is about, other than to make excuses for her behavior. Is an absent father really an excuse for horrific conniving & immature adult behavior?? I don’t really think Monica is much different from her mother, as they flash on some of Linda’s Twitter posts. It’s not unlike the way Monica has been talking and behaving on social media about the other housewives, so the apple didn’t fall far.
Makes it kind of hard to sit here and listen to her, whining and bellyaching about her horrible mother. Please let this chick be a one and done.
Bravo got the drama that they wanted, we got one hell of a finale out of it. I am pretty sure they knew she was involved in this Instagram page. The only way it would work for her to come back next season, is if at least one of the women get orders to forgive and befriend her, and go on a crusade to get the others to accept her. I could see Whitney playing this part. She’s desperate to get out of the dreaded third seat. Without her, they all have built-in storylines, and could make next season chattering and bitching about her. In which case, I am sure she’d be the Jen Jr that she is, and posting how they just can’t stop talking about her, and ‘Oh my God, they still need me and are obsessed with me!!’ I can just see it now.
Lisa nabbed it when she told Monica, “maybe you’re more like your mom than you realize.” That was early in the season. And about Angie’s Easter event, if Monica hated her mom so much, why did she bring her to the dinner, and do we really think with Angie’s extended family, and children present in a small condensed area was an appropriate time to start screaming at her mom? Monica is very, very immature. Lisa was completely justified with, as a mom of a young adult, to call her out on her behavior.
Irregardless of their relationship and her childhood, it wasn’t the time or place. She didn’t even care about acting that way in front of her own kids.
It was so sad to me seeing Monica leave that big bougee house with her brood, and those little girls so disappointed, since they were having fun, and never get to do things like this. Now we know it was even worse, as we hear about the tumble down the stairs in high heels, and throwing her shoe at a small child in frustration.
Monica shares that when she was going through her interview process to be on the show, her mom actually showed signs of being jealous and wanting to be on herself. That kind of debunks this Twitter post her mom made early in the season that Monica begged her to do the show with her and she didn’t really want to. But keep in mid, they’re both compulsive liars, they’re both shiesty, and they’re both manipulative. So kudos to Lisa Barlow for calling that one. When she relays the whole prayer story, is it possible her mom just said that in jest? The woman didn’t even audition, so what are the chances she would be cast instead of Monica? Was it an inappropriate thing to say? Yes, but I kind of think maybe she was joking around. It’s evident that Monica wants to gather all of the sympathy possible.
They are spending a colossal amount of time on Monica, and her mom, and her childhood. They’re giving this chick like free therapy, and making excuses for her behavior. And we do know she likes her free shit. But enough. Even Andy’s ‘concern’ and empathy seems a little questionable. I think they’re trying to make viewers feel sorry for her, so we accept her back next season.
Off topic, but Whitney and these 15 fucking tangled cheap necklaces. This didn’t occur to me, until I saw it on a Facebook chat last night, she’s wearing all of these necklaces that are probably from this supposed ‘jewelry line.’ Okay, well now it makes more senses. Still looks stupid AF and tacky, but makes Housewife sense.
She chimes in, as Monica and her fucking mom still have the floor, because apparently Whitney has had a tumultuous relationship with her mom as well, for several years. Sixteen to be exact. I kind of wondered about that when she appeared briefly at Bobbi’s birthday party. I realized that Whitney never even mentioned her mom before, so this is another common ground between her and Monica. I could see my theory of them forming an alliance next season being feasible. Also, the added bonus of pissing off Heather, and she loves to piss off Heather. Seems like she and Lisa are not happening, so she needs a replancement friend that Heather doesn’t get along with.
I gotta touch on this and bore you for a moment. Keep in mind, this probabaly differs from state to state and I’m not a Utah resident. About this fucking handrail thing, and Monica’s fall, and her comment that Lisa’s house is not “up to code.” (suddenly she’s a fucking building code nspector ) The only time handrails are required in stairways, in homes, not businesses, is if you are obtaining a government insured (FHA/VA) mortgage. If you are paying cash, or obtaining a regular conventional mortgage, hand rails are not necessarily a requirement, and it doesn’t make your house ‘dangerous.’ Watch where the hell you’re going woman. Does she not have any ability to take any accountability? IT was an accident. It wasn’t Angie’s fault, and no woman, you cannot have Angie’s house. Get your own fucking bougee house by WORKING FOR IT.
And Meredith talking out of her asshole, telling Monica she could take her house over this. For real Meredith. I get it you hate Angie, and it’s not like you are giving this biased false advice as an actual practicing attorney, but still, you are held to a bit of a higher standared being an attorney and supposedly one of the few smart ones in the Housewife franchise.
So long story longer, this dumb trashy bitch wouldn’t have been all distraught had she not intentionally started a ruckus with her mom for no reason. Her mom merely tried to tell her to stop making a scene, when she went off.
Whatever. I have no patience for this bitch. She’s so fucking immature. I can’t even fucking deal with it. I kind of wonder why production totally cut the stair tumble out. It was definitely dramatic, and who doesn’t like a Houswife fall? And true to form, they ALWAYS over dramatize it, and go to the ER, and are always fine. She shows no fucking remorse whatsoever, for almost hitting a two year old with her shoe. This woman is a fucking twat. Can you even fathom if that was one of HER kids, and Lisa threw her shoe and almost hit one of them? Not that Lisa would do that. I can’t see any of these women doing that sitting here right now, and they all do some questionable things. Only this trashy bitch.
Clearly she is exaggerating her injuries, as she says she was bloody, bleeding, and bruised from tripping on the steps. I mean really. She proceeded to take pictures of her bruises and posted them on Twitter. I guess I should be on Twitter more, and following these dumb asses for content purposes, so I can see this shit live as it happens. The thing about Twitter/X is, once you get sucked in, you can easily lose like four days. And I have.
She says she even had a head scan done, which Bravo paid for, and she tried to get Angie to giver her money towards the appointment, in addition to not paying her Beauty Lab bill. Bravo should honestly be ashamed for casting this fucking trollop trailer trash.
Meredith seems embarrassed when Monica outs her about Angie’s house comment. She tries to deny it, and clarifies what she really said, which was “you COULD take her house.” Meredith tends to do this. Tries to back peddle on a comment by admitting she made the comment, and changes like one word. Monica is so fucking dumb, she thinks she’s being sued by Beauty Lab, but it’s just a collections agency they hired trying to get their money. You would think she knows how this works. She’s a dumb fucking cunt, and I’m sorry I’m pulling out extra bad words, but I’m just so fucking annoyed, and I’m a few glasses of wine in. I might have to break this into two different articles.
Angie tells her to pay her bills, and she screams “NOOOOO!!!!”
This woman is trailer trash. Have I mentioned that? She and Lisa scream at each other, about whatever and Monica says “touchet” instead of ‘touché.’
You know, she really is making it too easy.
What a goddamn, fucking numb skull. She’s literally Teresa Guidice level. Possibly worse.
Yeah Andy, we feel the same believe me! Now we discuss how Monica called John a penis head. A penis head. I had to call up my best friend from high school.
We literally were on a kick when we were teens, where we started calling everybody a penis, and this is the verbiage that Monica is using, just to put that in perspective. I think we actually started saying that because of ET – there a ‘penis breath’ reference in the movie. We eventually dropped the ‘breath’ and would call everybody ‘a penis.’ Monica is 40.
I don’t care about her 16 fucking names, I really don’t.
Now this ho plays the race card, and claims she feels like she was being ridiculed because of her Latino last names.
No Monica – you’re not being ridiculed because you’re a Latino. You’re being ridiculed because you’re a trashy lying cunty dumb bitch. TOUCHET !!!
Jesus. Again, sorry there is wine talking right now. Every time she is guilty of something that she knows is true, she rolls her eyes and sighs and makes this aaaahhhhhhhhh noise. So on brand. That’s really mature too.
