What in the Blair Witch Project is going on here?
So are we to assume all of this drama and chaos took place overnight? Are they going to open every episode with this spectacle I wonder.
I’m curious what actual month it is. Maybe it’s late winter/early spring. Heather has bare legs.
Heather bitches about her ex-husband, which she has every right to. The bum never even had his daughters for overnight stays? So Heather literally NEVER got a break.
Even when you have a husband that’s basically non-existent, a cheater and an uninvolved dad, and has like six girlfriends, you at least get SOME breaks every now and then.
She got none.
I sometimes disagree with the way she words thing when it comes to her daughters. Like why would you say you’re ‘more than ready’ for your youngest to leave the nest and act like you’re so happy and relieved.
I guess you can say it shows she’s secure and fulfilled, which is a good thing, but it’s the WAY she says it.
A few years ago she said she wants her daughters to have fun and ‘a lot of sex’ in college. I’m paraphrasing but it was something along those lines. She was comparing them to the extremely conservative Mormon way she grew up, and happy that they didn’t have to live by those standards. But still, who says that?
I feel like Bronwyn’s outlook is more normal, where she doesn’t want her daughter and only child to leave. Not that she doesn’t want her to have experiences. She’ll just miss her being around.
It’s a little odd she allows her eighteen-year old’s boyfriend to move into her house, but whatever.
Heather gets offended when Bronwyn questions her statements, then says “I’m looking forward to a new chapter.”
There. Why didn’t she say it like that? Instead of “I’m so ready for Annabelle to leave!!”
Okay so here we go. Whitney elaborates on this ‘failed business’ she keeps referring to that I was wondering about.
They merged Wild Rose Beauty into another entity she explains. I did see the headlines about it being an MLM type scheme.
Which make sense that Justin would suggest that because his previous employer that he got fired from for the sex scene with Whitney, I believe was an MLM business.
The ‘Wild Rose Beauty’ site does exist, so I’m not really sure what is actually going on.
What IS with Meredith and these thigh-high hooker boots constantly?
So A LOT to unpack in this scene with Heather and Lisa meeting for lunch.
First the restaurant. I saw some talk online where people are questioning if it even was an actual restaurant, or a set with extras.
And what in the Pretty Woman is Heather wearing? I love that she lost weight (thanks to Ozempic of course) and she’s embracing her trim figure but girlllll what are you doing?
Did you catch the ladies at the table next door giving her the judgy once over?
I mean it’s so weird to see her dressed this way right? I’m not a prude but the super mini mini and thigh-high boots are totally giving prostitute.
People also thought strange Heather orders a diner classic, chicken salad and Lisa orders carne asada, a Mexican dish.
Heather fills her in on what all was said about her and her alleged business troubles while camping.
I forgot Heather and Lisa are pretending to be great friends.
Lisa is visibly uncomfortable and claims one suit was dismissed and another is “on it’s way to getting dismissed.”
Now that’s convenient right?
I was on a Facebook chat where someone pointed out in Lisa’s yap, there’s something weird with Lisa’s one eye, and there totally is. There seems to be more eye makeup on her right side. Or maybe Jen Shah gave her a black eye?
And then she starts talking. I wish she wouldn’t. Since she’s on the defense, she starts again bragging about how fab her life is and how much cooler she is than everyone else. I mean really. Who talks like this? And the worst part is, she’s not playing for the cameras.
I would say Lisa’s spending habits is what’s getting her in trouble. If I had to guess.
I like how before Heather even tells her she stood up for her, Lisa asks if anyone else “other than you.” The alliances again. Which I hate to keep harping on, but it bugs me.
Lisa’s ugly victim crying ensues. But she’s TOTALLY FINE!!
As she cries, she insists she’s totally fine!! Lisa Barlow is very entertaining. In sort of a laughing at her kind of way. If you are not entertained by this woman, then you have no sense of humor.
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Whitney and Bronwyn are skiing. They start to chat and these two women clearly have nothing in common and have no connection. Their convo is super small talky and awkward. Until they start commiserating about how they hate Lisa. Then things pick up.
Lisa’s business problems seem to be loans not being repaid. And Lisa being so entitled, that she doesn’t think she needs to pay them. These are the ‘meaningless stupid and dismissed’ lawsuits she’s talking about. Sooooo stupid.
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Mary should not be having Robert Jr on the show in my opinion. They need to focus on him getting better. Not being a story line.
He basically tells her he’s bored and will most likely be slipping into doing whatever he was doing before again.
Whoever would think rehab for 30 days would do anything.
I don’t know that Mary is a helicopter mom as she describes herself. Does she even know what that means? Mary shouldn’t try to use big words.
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Heather and Bronwyn meet for lunch. Heather is NOT dressed like a hooker this time. Maybe she was trying to impress Lisa.
I guess we need to revisit this “I can’t wait for Annabelle to leave!” convo while camping. Any mom would be taken aback hearing another mom say that. I’m sure they all were thinking the same exact thing, as well as all of the viewers who are moms. That was a weird way to put it, Heather, deal with it.
Clearly Heather mostly has a problem with the fact that she is ordered to crawl up Lisa’s asshole all season, and Bronwyn is spouting off about Lisa’s business woes because she’s mad at her from last season. I used to like Heather, but now I think she’s a sell-out.
Lisa sure can dish it out but can’t take it.
This conversation is getting very circular and annoying. Since when can Lisa Barlow not fight her own battles?
They do a cheers. I think they’re a little tipsy.
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Ah, the very fancy and uppity social gathering where you know Housewives are going to act like trailer trash.
I’ve been wondering how cranky Todd is going to be this season. I see he’s not accompanying Bronwyn to the soiree. I’m sure he didn’t want involved in this shit show.
You know who IS here? Fame whore Jared Osmond. Actually, I’d rather deal with Todd to be honest.
Very dramatic music as Lisa and John head to the party.
So we still don’t know what the hell was so ‘crazy’ about the camping trip, other than the cryptic flashes they keep playing which seem pretty fabricated.
Lisa digs right in and attacks Meredith. Britani ‘happens by’ and fills her in.
Lisa bitches at Angie. Then Bronwyn.
There’s a lot of bickering amongst the wives who are all in a huddle listening to Lisa and Bronwyn argue. Waiting for Lisa to call her attorney(s.)
So we take a break from that to listen to Seth grilling Lurch on whether he’s in love with Britani or not. Seth is such a weenie.
“Are you in love with her? Are you madly in love with her?” What the hell is his problem? Seth is such a weenie.
Gout dick sucker? So this has to do with Bronwyn saying last season that Todd has gout. Which has nothing to do with your dick. If you have one.
I don’t think it’s an insult to point out to a woman that she sucks her husband’s dick. I get it, it’s Todd and all, and that’s kind of gross, but still, is that all Lisa has? That Bronwyn sleeps with her husband so he buys her clothes?
Bronwyn rolls out her info on this mystery dude that pays Lisa’s bills. Would this be the same dude that was a scandal a few years back? With the Bball tickets or some shit? Wasn’t it that Lisa gives blowies for good basketball seats?
After Lisa realizes how asinine it is to make fun of a married woman for having sex with her husband, she resorts to bringing up Bronwyn’s admission to marital problems and/or Todd being annoying.
This woman is reaching. She insists nothing in the court docs is true. Okayyyyy Lisa.
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