Bronwyn didn’t want to share a cabin (& bed) with Britani so she slept in a chair on the deck.
What is with her obsession with Dr Pepper? That’s even her morning caffeine? At lease she acknowledges it’s weird.
Girl are we ten years old?
They flash on more of the previous night that wasn’t aired. Heather is seeing Lisa’s extreme reaction to these accusations and she sort of back pedals somewhat that Lisa knows everyone’s dirt then merely mentions it to people here and there. That’s not really being ‘a leak’ is it?
This is funny and ironic. It’s weird how Heather tells her that if she’s looking for some gossip on someone, she actively seeks Lisa out.
So based on what YOU said, Heather, maybe YOU’RE the source??
Why does Lisa always randomly say “I work so hard” when she’s upset with someone? Like who said she didn’t work hard? And why is that relevant?
Lisa and Meredith are in bed. I thought Lisa was doing talk to text harassing poor John but she’s actually bitching at Meredith for not defending her.
Angie is feeling better since they’re docked I guess.
Lisa makes an entrance on the deck really expecting an apology?
No one even speaks to her. And “look who’s back from the dead” as she emerges was definitely a weird thing to say. Everyone scatters except for Britani.
They start talking shit on Bronwyn who can hear them from the top deck as she pretends to read.
I think Britani has every right to be pissed at Bronwyn. They were shopping, joking around and talking shit on Meredith. Her seizure thing that she does IS funny, it IS, it’s what she looks like when she’s pissed. Bronwnyn decides to announce what Britani said to everyone.
I get it, one might say she was doing her ‘Housewife job’ but it was still a shitty thing to do.
Mary is unusually pleasant for some reason. She seems extra excited about the food.
They go snorkeling. Everyone is still icing out Lisa and not really talking to her.
Bronwyn and Britani are still going at it and Bronwyn is trying hard to get the focus off of her and brings up how boy-crazy Britani was trying to hit up Jason the previous night.
They flash on it and yeah, she kind of was.
“So you ACTUALLY like, run the ship?”
Yes Britani that’s what CAPTAINS do. She wanted a tour of the entire boat and he’s like ‘no bitch I’m tired.’
Bronwyn and Lisa argue. Here we go with the ‘don’t talk about my kids’ thing again. She orders Lisa to not bring up the dead baby daddy’s parents ever.
For some reason this is strictly prohibited even though she talked about it incessantly on the show last season.
Kids that they have featured on the show and want to have them film with them are prohibited to be mentioned.
Angie repeats the Todd farting whilst making out with one of her friends accusation made by Lisa.
Lisa only denies the part about it being with one of her friends that he was farting on.
So much to say about that, I barely even know where to begin.
I just don’t know what I would be more embarrassed about. I knew my husband was running around me, that wouldn’t have been a shocker if someone told me this, but at least dude don’t fart while doing it.
The look on Bronwyn’s face tells me she’s 99% sure this is true. If he has a farting problem, the wife would definitely know, right?
So Lisa’s ‘hot’ friend made out with this grumpy scowling (but, yes rich) old geezer while he farted? Doesn’t say much about the ‘hot’ friend.
Lisa in her yap claims the story came from someone trustworthy and she believes it happened. I believe it happened too. It seems too specific to be made up, right?
Like why add the farting? What would be the purpose of making that up? No one cares enough about Todd to be that creative in making up a story to embarrass him further.
He was probably mortified when this aired. And most likely pissed at Bronwyn and blaming her.
Bronwyn continues to look disgusted as she refers to this as ‘a rumor.’
Girl, you’ve busted him cheating before so stop with the pretend look of shock. We all know why she chooses to stay with him.
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I wonder if Bronwyn asked Todd about the making out/farting incident while on the trip?
She’s trying to act like it’s the furthest thing from her mind, but as a woman would know who’s married or in a relationship, this is humiliating.
They go beaching and snorkeling.
Angie stops Bronwyn to tell her she’s sorry and her ‘heart went out to her.’
What sense does this fake apology even make. She’s the one that made the conscious decision to tell everyone the Todd gossip that Lisa told her. I would say that’s not exactly being supportive. ‘Supportive’ would be telling her in private, not to the group, and a million viewers.
Why isn’t Bronwyn even pissed at Angie at all? Wouldn’t any normal person be?
Lisa bitches to Mary about Meredith not supporting her, as Meredith approaches the blanket. They argue. Meredith quickly starts the seizure-like behavior.
Mary calls her boring. Heather and Bronwyn act all chummy.
Why would Bronwyn drag all of these stupid inflatable costumes with her?
She talks Angie into scaring Whitney in them. Again, not getting why Bronwyn is NOT pissed at Angie.
Poor Angie, first puking everywhere, now she closes the door on her hand, and it’s a bloody mess. Perhaps this is some sort of karma? Not that I don’t love Tom getting embarrassed about his embarrassing antics, but I do feel (a little) bad for Bronwyn. The dude keeps humiliating her over and over. Does she choose to stay and put up with it. Yes she does.
So it’s zombie night for dinner and we know how much we love the Housewives arguing in costume.
Heather is working OT to be up Bronwyn’s ass for some reason.
Bronwyn announces she did talk to Todd about what Angie told them, per Lisa. He immediately referred to himself as ‘the punchline.’ Okayyyyyyyy Todd.
They all stare at her in disbelief, because I think they all know it’s most likely true.
And she needs to stop putting her daughter in the category with Todd.
And as you know I’m beyond fed up with Housewives constantly bitching about their guys and kids being ‘off limits’ WHEN THEY ARE ON THE SHOW.
It’s just not feasible and it’s not ‘reality.’ The only way a Housewife should even be allowed to make this request should be only if family members are never shown on camera.
Now Britani starts puking. Meredith demands to know “why are you drinking tequila if you just threw up??”
Naturally Britani tries to one-up that by telling her that Seth has a mistress.
If it’s on TikTok, it MUST be true! And it’s from his Uber driver. So there you have it.
I feel like Britani is in way over her head with these ladies. With what’s going on in her relationship should she be judging someone else’s?
Meredith reverts to her Valley Girl British accent combo, as she usually does when she’s annoyed.
“My huzzzzzzbannnnnd does not have a mistresssssssssss, we are in a monogamoussssss relationnnnnnnnship…”
This may or may not be true now, but it definitely was not the case in the first few seasons, in my opinion.
Meredith then points out how Britani has a boyfriend that breaks up with her every time he wants to bang someone else.
“I break up with him.” Oh okay Britani, you break up with HIM when he wants to bang someone else. That makes it so much better.
Meredith then has a legit seizure.
So Jason was supposed to join them for dessert but they’re mid-meltdown seizures and…
he leaves.
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